Chapter 43
Yang Rui and Tang Yuling stared at each other like this. Tang Yuling asked him to treat him to dinner, but she wanted him to bleed, otherwise she would not want to be with him, so she naturally would not talk first.
Yang Rui felt that if she didn't tease her, she was really ashamed of the environment here. If she was so stimulating that she got angry here, would she yell or pretend to be gentle and hold back? It's really exciting.
"I said...Little Tangtang, why are you..."
Before he finished speaking, Tang Yuling had goose bumps and frowned: "You warned you not to call me Xiao Tangtang... I am so disgusting!"
"Oh... the first time I heard someone say that his surname is disgusting. It's so ruthless that I forgot my ancestors." Yang Rui shook his head and sighed.
"You-!" Tang Yuling seemed to know that he was deliberately trying to anger himself, so he snorted and said coldly: "I don't know you."
"Since you said Xiao Tang was disgusting, then I'll call you Yu Ling..." Yang Rui didn't care about her tone. The more angry she was, the more lively she was.
Tang Yuling's eyes drifted away, as if he was ignoring him.
"Yu Ling, why do you always have a cold and stern face? Now it's not fashionable to pretend to be cool. You are a girl of a bit pretty. Do you still need to pretend to be cool to attract other people's attention?" Yang Rui asked for advice in confusion.
Tang Yuling really didn't want to answer, but not answering was equivalent to acquiescing his words, and he had to say angrily: "You are just pretending to be cool!"
"Do I have it?" Yang Rui spread his hands exaggeratedly, "I have always been the most friendly to the people. For example, a girl like you should not have a boy to accompany you to have dinner, right? Look at me, that's great!"
Tang Yuling clenched his silver teeth, stared at Yang Rui fiercely, without making a sound, and held the glass tightly. She jumped out one by one and said, "I don't want male animals to have dinner with me!"
"Oh, it turns out that you treat them all as male animals, but you only have a lot of eyes for me..."
"The peacock spreads his tail and is self-indulgent! Who has given you a lot of eyes? You don't even urinate and look at him!" Tang Yuling said disdainfully.
Yang Rui was secretly ashamed and said it all, "Peeing" was too fierce!
He looked shocked, "You want me to pee? Do you want me to pee? Cough... This requirement is a bit high. I am quite shy and I am not mentally prepared yet... Otherwise, let's go to the men's bathroom to discuss together?"
After Yang Rui finished speaking, he saw her picking up the cup and pouring water on him. He hurriedly moved it inside, and then squeezed her out: "You want me to wet! If you want me to wet, you splash!"
Tang Yu Lingming knew that it was a wet body, not a shi body, so he could only hold it back and suddenly poured all the water into his mouth to extinguish his anger with water.
"Drink slowly..."
Tang Yuling ignored him and said in his heart, "You want to care?" Humph, even if I choke, I don't want you to pretend to be kind!"
"...Drinking so much water, I have not even urinated, so you have to urinate." Yang Rui shook his head and sighed.
Tang Yuling felt a little frustrated and started coughing when she heard this. She thought that he pretended to be kind and was just deliberately trying to anger people!
Her cough attracted many people to watch. Yang Rui saw a little crystal clear in her beautiful eyes. I don’t know if it was the tears caused by the cough or the anger she cried. He softened his heart and silently handed over a tissue.
Tang Yuling did not take his tissue, and stubbornly took a tissue to wipe his eyes and corners of his mouth.
Seeing her appearance, Yang Rui couldn't help but sigh, why bother? How good is a girl gentle and gentle? She must show her face to others, and she must not do to others what she does not want others to do to her.
His heart of pity for the fragrance and jade moved, and he no longer spoke and angered Tang Yuling.
After Tang Yuling sorted out, her mood became much calmer, and she actually smiled rarely.
When Yang Rui saw her smile, he couldn't help but be stunned and blinked. Didn't I read it wrong? I didn't expect that the tyrannosaurus beauty would laugh too? And she smiled so well.
"Yang Rui, do you have no girlfriend?" Tang Yuling said with a smile.
Yang Rui said intimately, if you don’t have a girlfriend, wouldn’t you be attacked by her without charm?
He simply said boldly: "No girl is as lucky as the moment. The university with many beautiful girls is the big harem that I can pick! I wonder how many beauties are waiting for me. Xiao Tangtang, if you ask this, you want to be that lucky girl, right?"
When Tang Yuling heard the words before him, he was a little contemptuous, and the next sentence was even more disdainful. And his name was "Little Tang Tang", which made her face twitch, but she barely kept her smile.
"I knew you didn't have a girlfriend because - like you are so stingy, so mean, secretly pornographic, and dirty... Tsk tsk, it's a ghost to have girls who like you! I wish you a blessing here, I wish you a good thing to enter a university with zero beauty, a group of dinosaurs, and I wish you still no one in the university likes..." Tang Yuling smiled and said the part of his blessing, with a kind of pleasure of venting anger.
"Shet!" Yang Rui whispered, "The beauty is zero, there are groups of dinosaurs. Your curse is too vicious, right? If I really enter the Pig Chicken Park, I will definitely seek revenge on you! I will catch it and rape it a hundred times!"
"Fried rice!" The waitress came over and heard the 'rape a hundred times', and she felt even more disgusted with Yang Rui, and her attitude expressed her displeasure.
When she gave Tang Yuling, she couldn't help but want to remind the beautiful girl, and lowered her voice and said to her: "Miss, be careful, your boyfriend may be on two boats!"
Tang Yuling was stunned. My boyfriend didn’t even have any, so where did you cheat? Hearing Yang Rui muttered that the waiter had a bad attitude, he realized. This guy has a bad character and can’t even stand the strange waiter!—
Yang Rui had eaten not long ago, and now he is of course a symbolic savage. Because he is soft-hearted, he does not want to take the opportunity to stimulate Tang Yuling, nor does he want to pee. He watched Tang Yuling eat with interest, and has never admired a girl so seriously.
Tang Yuling was unnatural when he saw him. Because he said he would not be hindered, he could only hold back and say nothing.
"Yu Ling..."
Whenever he heard Yang Rui, who was younger than him, calling him in such an old-fashioned tone, Tang Yuling was extremely unnatural. However, he was afraid that his words would change and make her feel chilled, so he could only endure it.
"...You smile beautifully, you should smile more. Brother, how about I tell you a cold joke?"
Tang Yuling was speechless, brother, how old are you?
However, given that he might have put "how old" into a physiological issue that has nothing to do with age, she thought about it and chose the least of both evils. She still remained silent depressed and didn't cause trouble for herself.
"A little penguin asked her mother: Mom, am I really a penguin? Mom replied: Of course you are a penguin."
"It asked her dad again: Dad, am I really a penguin? Dad said: Of course you are a penguin."
"It asked her grandfather again: Grandpa, am I really a penguin? Grandpa said: Baby, of course you are a penguin."
"In the end, it went to ask her grandma: Am I really a penguin? Grandma said: Baby, of course you are a penguin, why do you ask that?"
Yang Rui said, "Drinking a sip of water slowly to arouse Tang Yuling's curiosity and expectation."
Although Tang Yuling pretended to ignore it, he still listened to it and waited for him to continue talking about it later.
"The little penguin said: Then...why am I so cold? The joke is over."
It's really cold... Meimei Tang was speechless.
"Why don't you laugh? They are all barbaric cells, no humorous cells! I'll do one more." Yang Rui said excitedly. "Xiao Ming lost a leg in a car accident..."
After a while, he continued: "In another car accident, Xiao Ming lost his other leg..."
Tang Yuling snorted secretly.
After a while, Yang Rui said again: "In a car accident, Xiao Ming lost one of his legs..."
Tang Yuling began to feel ashamed.
After a while, Yang Rui said again: "In a car accident, Xiao Ming lost one of his legs..."
Tang Yuling couldn't help it anymore, "You have a throat stitch?"
Yang Rui smiled, "Actually, Xiao Ming is the name of a dog."
Chapter completed!