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[021] Story King

"[Exotic Beast] Sun Wukong has since gained the attention of the immortal master, "Bodhi Ancestor", and has received the "secret treasure" [Somedog Cloud], and has learned the immortal arts [72 changes], and has practiced very quickly. Until this day, he played with his fellow disciples, and was boasted about his pride, which made the ancestor unhappy and was expelled from the mountain gate..."

“…”

"I saw the Tathagata, the Lord of the [Empty Sect], laughed and used the immortal art of [The Universe in the Palm], and grasped the [Exotic Beast] Sun Wukong with one palm, crossed the nine heavens of Chongxiao, crossed the sea of ​​clouds in the sky, and blasted into the underground of the mortal world. Since then, the Lord of the [Empty Sect]'s palm turned into a mountain, called the "Five Elements Mountain", which suppressed this beast for five hundred years..."

It has been more than twenty days since the [Disaster Relief Team] set out. After practicing [Immortal Art], Yan Xiaoyi started a story.

It’s not like other time travelers who are just pretending to be a ghost and cheating, but it’s really a result of pure boredom.

The so-called "story" all originated from several pirated books sold on book stalls in "previous life" -

"Journey to the West", "Water Margin", "Three Heroes and Five Righteousness", "Mirror Flowers", etc.

King Yan did not have the ability to remember all the time, and only remembered the rough outline of these stories in the book. Therefore, even the most familiar "Journey to the West", he talked intermittently and stumblingly.

Fortunately, the audience was just Xiu'er, a few little beasts and more than ten fishes, and they were all happy and harmless.

However, some problems that Ren Xiu'er had from time to time made King Yan feel extremely imposing.

"King, is the Jade Emperor the Great Emperor the 'Heaven Taiyi'?"

"After people die, will they be locked into the 'superfactory underworld' by horse-faced and cow heads?"

"Crystal Palace, is it beautiful?"

"Master, Master, I want a somersault cloud, too."

"Can the green peaches in [Taoyuan Fairyland] prolong their lifespans for millions of years like the Queen Mother's peaches?"

Faced with Xiu'er's curiosity, at first, King Yan could explain it with "Donghuang Taiyi, Central Jade Emperor". But the more he said it, the more he became more chaotic. In the end, he simply used the sentence "There may be an underworld, or may prolong life, and the anecdotes of immortals are difficult to find out."

Xiu'er calmed down with regret, but after King Yan started speaking again, she offered a bunch of "what", "why", and "what if it's true."

After gradually feeling that King Yan, who was "incomplete in reason and words", had to break the story of "Journey to the West" by saying "Heavenly Gives the Spiritual Roots Chen Xuanzang, who was ordered to travel thousands of miles to the immortal land", he said, "If you want to know what happens next, listen to the next chapter of the decomposition."

Xiu'er opened her watery eyes wide and looked at him hopefully.

King Yan hurriedly said, "Let's tell a different story."

"What story?"

"The story of one hundred and eight heroes."

However, the stories of heroes and heroes in "Water Margin" are not popular with the audience in the [Immortal Land]. Xiu'er was drowsy when she heard it. A few little beasts and a bunch of fish were not as focused as she listened to "Journey to the West". Only Xiaodai was silly floating aside, not listening.

In desperation, King Yan changed his mind and talked about "Three Heroes and Five Righteousness", and the situation improved a little.

When the story goes to "Xuanwei, the fox takes refuge. Three times of remuneration, a good marriage", the little dai's body burns, and the nine-tailed fox squints his eyes; when the "double heroes" Ding Zhaolan and Ding Zhaohui's twin brothers appear, the two little cranes then flap their wings and land on the shoulders of the King Yan; then to "Nanxia" Zhan Zhao Zhan Xiong Fei "Performs in the Wushu Tower" and won the title of "Royal Cat". The little national treasure who was lazy in the bamboo forest also twisted his butt and crawled over.

As for Xiu'er, she first felt angry about "Bao Zheng was abandoned when he was born", and then she was happy because of "Saving the righteous servant in the Iron Immortal Palace and eliminating the evil and stubborn".

At least in the beautiful years, when Bai Yutang, the "Brand Rat" who was a hero and righteous, died in the Sky Tower, the little girl was tearful and sobbing. King Yan was busy and persuaded her, and the rain stopped and the clouds disappeared.

"Xiu'er. Do you know that if the thirteen states of the Han Dynasty compete in martial arts alone, who would be the best? If you talk about your beauty, how many women would be the best?"

While wiping the tears on Xiu'er's face, King Yan opened his mouth to ask two questions that had been arguing about in the past forums and post bars to divert the girl's attention.

"The territory of the Han Dynasty is based on a million miles, and there are countless people. Who dares to be the best martial arts and the most beautiful? However, people like Senior Brother Guan and Senior Brother Xianzhi are also unparalleled in thousands, right?"

"Xiu'er still remembers the Jiuyuan Lu Bu you mentioned before."

"Lu Bu? What the king said about 'first' is him?"

"Well. If you only talk about martial arts, this person can be called the best. There are very few people in the world who can compete with him for victory. There may be one person in the Southern Barbarians, and as for the others, songs... Well, there are very few in any case."

"Who is that person with a beautiful face?"

"There is a general under the command of Lu Bu in Jiuyuan, called 'Qin Yi'. His wife Du can be included in the 'top ten'. The wife of Zhang Ji of Wuwei and the wife of Fan of Zhao Fan of Guiyang are not the same as him. In addition, the daughter of Cai Boyi, Zhao Ji, two daughters of Duke of Lujiang, and the daughter of Sun Wentai of Wujun, the Zhen family of Zhongshan, the Mi family of Donghai, and the Gan family of Pei, all have national colors."

"However, according to my king's opinion, if women in the world are concerned with beauty, there are still only one more person!"

"who?"

"You know this woman, Xiu'er, too."

"I know?"

"yes."

King Yan responded with a smile. Seeing that Xiu'er was still confused, he took a bronze mirror into the thatched cottage of [Taolin]. He looked at the little girl in front of him, then pointed to the image in the mirror, and said with a smile: "Although the world is big and there are many beauties, in the eyes of this king, there is no one who is the right woman."

Xiu'er's face turned red immediately, she jumped up from the ground, lowered her head and ran away.

King Yan's laughter immediately spread throughout the [Immortal Land].

...

"The king, under the command of the inner disciple Dong Zhongying, the cavalry commander Hua Xiong, pay homage to the king!"

Under the [Immortal Land], a human voice suddenly came, interrupting the laughter of King Yan.

"Hua Xiong?" King Yan walked down the clouds, looked at the man nine feet tall in front of him, remembering Dong Zhuo's request before, and asked, "Are you here to participate in the [White Tiger Competition]?"

Hua Xiong nodded quickly.

King Yan then ordered him to go to [Baihu City] and [Yuelai Inn] to find a place to stay, and then he could participate in the competition. After Hua Xiong thanked him again and again, he went down the mountain to meet with Hu Zhen, Fan Chou and others who were with him. Then, he settled down at [Yuelai Inn].

King Yan was about to turn back to the [Immortal Land], Yuan Shu, the legitimate son of the Yuan family, came from the foot of the mountain and bowed and said, "King, my disciples are here to get the [Immortal Beast]."

[Penglai Fairyland] is the place where the [Immortal Beast] advances. As long as the disciples have sufficient gold and contributions, they will send their [Immortal Beast] to increase their strength and potential.

The [fairy beast] on Yuan Highway was the plump groundhog. King Yan waved his hand and threw it down [fairy town], and Yuan Shu hurriedly caught it.

"How has your [earth escape] practiced?" Yan Xiaoyi asked.

A month ago, Yuan Gaolu had a sudden idea while browsing the [Secret Realm of Immortal Art]. After that, he spent all his gold and contributions to choose a [Strange Art. Earth Escape]. Later, he went deep into the [Baihu Back Mountain] and spent several days to capture a [Strange beast. Groundhog] and returned.

King Yan looked interesting and allowed him to "deposit ten thousand golds to make contributions to make this groundhog climb to the Penglai Fairyland to advance."

After half a month of kung fu, [Immortal Beast. Groundhog]'s body size skyrocketed, and Yuan Shu was also familiar with his [Immortal Art. Groundhog].

"Haha, [Tiu Escape] has achieved a little success. I dare to ask the king for some advice!"

"good."

When the two walked to the foot of the mountain, Yuan Shu shouted "Escape". Before he finished speaking, the loess ten feet in front of him suddenly rippled like the water surface.

Yuan Shu rode on the fat groundhog and suddenly jumped into the "ripples".

There was no "plop" sound of falling into the water, nor did there be no splashing dust, mud, and loess, and one person and one rat were directly penetrated.

After one breath, one zhang of loess returned to its original state.

Then, King Yan felt the vibration from the ground under his feet, sometimes far and sometimes near, sometimes strong and sometimes weak.

"This [Immortal Art. Earth Escape] is similar to the ability of Tu Xingsun in "The Investiture of the Gods". It is indeed magical."

When King Yan was sighing, he suddenly heard a dull sound of "dong" and the vibration from the ground disappeared.

"Big... King... Save..."

Next to the mountain road, under a huge rock, the voice of the Yuan family's legitimate son came quietly. (To be continued...)
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