Chapter 15: Strange Uncle (")

So he said, "I'll tell you a joke, too."

"Okay," Li Xian clapped Li Xulun and said.

Li Wei said: "A county magistrate interrogated the prisoner, and the prisoner answered the pig. Unexpectedly, the county magistrate was furious. The county magistrate dared to be a pig. The prisoner said, "Master, the little people are really a pig, and they were born in the winter month. The county magistrate realized that the prisoner was not scolding him, and sighed and said, "This is the birthday of the first lunar month. The prisoner was so obedient this time, and replied loudly, "That's right, the county magistrate, you are a pig head, and I am a pig in the water!"

This joke is much more funny than the joke just now.

Several people laughed and bent over.

Although the little loli was disdainful of Li Wei, she also laughed out loud because she lost several teeth during the time of changing teeth. When she smiled, she made a whirl of eating.

After laughing, Li Xiancai asked, "Brother, are you in good health?"

"I laughed at it. A few days ago, I was only in a rainy day and actually fell seriously ill and fell into a coma for a day and a night. When I woke up, I saw Bier crying constantly. I learned from the pain, so I found some ways to exercise my body and see if it could improve. Unexpectedly, it actually worked."

Half true and half falsely said. The Five Animals Play has been around for a long time, but the version that Li Wei saw in Chongwenguan is somewhat different from the version he practiced. I don’t know who is right or wrong, so I dare not replace it. As for Baduan Jin, there are also some Taoist methods of breathing and practicing at this time. Many people cherish it themselves and cannot see the flaws. This is even more so. The running army has long appeared in the running army, but it has not been taken seriously. Even if someone asks the truth, he only has one sentence and forgets the abscess, and even Wu Zetian has no chance.

While answering perfunctorily, he was thinking about his thoughts.

Liu Rengui's idea is very good, and it is undoubtedly a good plan to ease his conflicts with his parents.

However, this little loli is very disgusted with herself, and is weird and not easy to deceive.

"Congratulations to brother," said Li Xian.

Whether it is effective is not the final word of Li Wei. It can be seen that some bloodshots began to appear on Li Wei's face, of course it was not obvious, and it was still pale. But there is another thing, and he has not coughed until now. In fact, he compared his heart to his own heart. While talking, he was coughing constantly and spitting out thick phlegm. How many people can do it without disdain.

So no matter whether Yang Min is better or these younger brothers are better, Li Wei doesn't have much hatred.

Since he stopped coughing, Li Xulun was not very scared. He said, "Brother, can you tell another joke?"

Li Wei had an idea and said, "A few days ago, I went out of the palace to observe the people's sentiments and heard an interesting story. I'll tell you."

"Okay, okay," Li Xulun clapped his hands and said.

The little loli still had disdain in her eyes, but she also had a desire.

Li Wei then talked about "The Legend of the Child and Daughter", but after making a lot of revisions, some of them still cannot follow what the book says, but he highlighted the Thirteenth Sister.

The literary and artistic life of the Tang Dynasty was also colorful, and it was far behind later generations. There are also novels, including "New Words on the World" and "Soushen Ji", and later "Taiping Guangji" compiled by the Song Dynasty. The Tang Dynasty novels collected in them accounted for a large proportion. However, the length is very short, mainly retribution for gods and monsters.

To be honest, "The Legend of the Heroes of Children" is very vulgar, and it was also written by down-and-out children, which is far from "Dream of Red Mansions".

The reason why I chose this novel is that the little loli is relatively simple in thinking. I have to cultivate the "correct conception" of the little loli since childhood.

But what impact will it have on the Tang Dynasty people today?

You will know if you look at the reactions of Li Xian and the others. Li Xian was stunned when he heard this, and also forgot that he was Prince Xian. Li Xian was even more frowning. Li Dan was flowing with Harazi. Princess Taiping's strange eyes kept blinking.

Several eunuchs and palace maids also surrounded them, without blinking.

Li Wei talked while watching everyone's reaction, mainly the reaction of Princess Taiping, the little loli.

It's not bad, I can understand it. I hold my cheek with my little hands, my mouth wide open, and the wind keeps rising.

Before I knew it, it was evening. Li Wei promised to talk to him after he came back from school tomorrow, but he didn't dare to leave. In the end, Li Wei was driven away.

Bier brought a bowl of rock sugar bird's nest soup and asked, "Your Highness, why don't I know where you heard this story?"

"Where do you say that, even if there is such a story in the market, can you stay wherever you hear it for a few hours, and you will not let the censor drown?"

"So you made it up," Bier covered her mouth and laughed.

"You'd better take a rest," Li Wei rolled his eyes.

"Yes," Bier was still smiling. Since the prince woke up, his whole body has changed. But it is a good phenomenon. The prince used to be too rigid. Now the prince is active, and the life must be more promising than the rigid. Moreover, the prince now treats her better.

I don’t know if the prince will continue to maintain this after heals the abstinence of the soul. Bier is getting lost and losing. This period of time is so happy that she feels like she is floating in the clouds. She is afraid of losing.

I dug a spoonful of bird's nest soup and put it next to my mouth.

Li Zhi's life is not luxurious, but in the royal family, no matter how diligent and simple it is, he will not be bad at eating, drinking and wearing. The bird's nest is still good, but the rock candy is too crude now.

Rock Candy, Li Wei's eyes lit up, and he thought of another good thing that seduced Li Lingyue.

Seeing Jiang Luo Dujuan standing in the distance, he shouted: "Jiang Luo, Dujuan, come here."

"Here," the two palace maids trotted over.

"You prepare some things for Gu to see if there are any livestock skins, bones, and cartilage in the dining room, plus tendons, beef tendons, and deer tendons, but they must be washed. Then you can bring some milk and rock candy for Gu, and bring a few stoves and a few pots."

"Prince, what are you going to do?" Bier asked in surprise.

“Make something.”

"What?"

"You will know if you make it out, but it may not be successful."

After a while, several eunuchs brought all their belongings.

Li Wei asked the eunuch to go down and said to Jiang Luo: "Close the door."

Jiang Luo was also surprised, but knew that this was an opportunity to get close to the prince, so he obeyed the order to close the palace gate.

Li Wei was forced to do this. The status of craftsmen in this era is low. If Li Zhi and Wu Zetian knew that they were "not doing their jobs" and started making milk candy, they would probably send someone to tie him up to Luoyang to handle it.

Looking at Jiang Luo and Du Juan, he said sternly: "No one can disclose what happened today. If you reveal any information, I will beat you to death."

"I obey the orders," the two palace maids were unhappy and happy, which was equivalent to indirectly entering the core of the prince.

But even so, Li Wei never took it himself. In fact, he felt helpless. Grandma, this prince had an amazing virtual title, and he could ignite an explosion at any time like a bag. He was still restrained everywhere and did not have much real power in his hand. How could I wear this prince?

Thinking randomly, Jiang Luo ordered a few beef bones, a small piece of pig skin, and a few beef tendons to the iron pot, put water on it, and cook it slowly.

Li Wei said again: "You two are in two wheels to guard the price. When will they be melted and when will they end?"

With this ordinary iron pot, it will not be boiled until tomorrow morning. But this is the most important part, boiling gelatin. However, it must be based on the value, adding firewood and water.

Li Wei finished his orders and went to read the book.

The next morning, after the morning run, Du Juan came over and said, "Your Highness, come and see if you can make it?"

Li Wei lifted the lid of the pot and saw that the bone rubber band was boiled into a paste in a small amount, but most of it was not boiled. But it didn't matter. He only had a part of the gelatin, but in fact he didn't know if it was OK. He thought about it and said, "Use a clean sieve to filter out the material and set aside the remaining paste."

The cuckoo acts according to his words.

Li Wei asked them to thicken the milk, put rock sugar in another pot, slowly boil it, filter out the debris in the syrup, estimate the proportion, pour in the thick milk and gelatin, and stir it vigorously with a wooden stick until it cools down.

In fact, there is one thing that has not been prepared, sugar-based. However, it is too late to prepare due to tools and time.

After smelling the fragrance, even Bier couldn't stand it. She got up and participated.

After cooling, it was cut into pieces. Li Wei tasted it, which was far from the milk candy of later generations. In fact, there was another snack in this era, the stone honey produced in Yizhou and Jiangzuo. It was also made of milk, rice noodles, sugarcane juice and fried. Li Wei tasted a piece curiously. Everyone in the palace said it tasted good and was tied hard, but Li Wei didn't know where the good one was.

But at least it tastes better than this kind of stone honey.

If the sugar is improved, crystal sugar-based and the process is improved, it may not be able to catch up with the milk candy of later generations, but it will become one of the best snacks in the Tang Dynasty. However, this requires a large number of people and materials. There is no shortage of Eastern Palace, but Li Wei dare not play like this unless he secretly sent someone to set up a workshop outside the palace city and secretly make it.

This thought flashed through my mind, and suddenly it passed by like a lightning bolt. Isn’t I just lamenting that I lack money? Even if I have rectified the inner palace, I can’t spend it all. Isn’t this an opportunity...

But how to do it?

It seems that I really need to leave the palace and make a move.

He once again instructed the two palace maids to keep it secret and went to Chongwenguan to study.

After returning in the afternoon, the four of them were sitting there, anxiously waiting for him to come back.

Li Wei touched his nose and thought, it was done.

He sat down and asked the eunuch to make tea, and then said, "Dujuan, Jiang Luo, bring the milk candy to a few pieces."

One person gave two pieces of snow-white milk candy, and no one had seen them before. Li Xian asked suspiciously: "Brother, what is this?"
Chapter completed!