Chapter 1 The Passion of Deadpool
In a small black room, Qi Ji was lying calmly on a cold metal bed in the middle of the room.
There was a pungent smell in the air, and the smell was mixed with a faint smell of disinfectant.
At this moment, Qi Zhi's neck, wrists, arms, waist and ankles were tightly bound by the belt on the metal bed.
He tried many times to break the seemingly thin belts that bound him, but he couldn't do it. This thing was much stronger than a rope.
At this time, a slightly dazzling light was turned on with a "bang". He slightly turned his face, which was burned by fire, to the side of the pillow, and squinted his eyes and looked at the person who turned on the light.
She was a plump and sexy blond nurse with high nose and concave eyes. She was holding a needle thick forearm and constantly pulling from a small bottle of thick liquid. The disgusting, yellow viscous liquid was filling the inside of the needle little by little.
"I'm serious, you're very suitable for wearing this dress, it tastes very good. Of course, if you throw away the evil stick in your hand, it's more suitable..." Qi Ji licked his chapped lips, "White, the color of an angel, are you here to save me? Are you my mother? Or Joan of Arc? Where did your wings go? It must be the things in your hand that blocked the light of your angel!"
The female nurse glanced at Qizhi, her blue eyes filled with impatientness, she just wanted to finish her work earlier and leave the room,
Since she was arranged by Ajax to take charge of this chatterbox, she has started to intermittent tinnitus, and her mind is buzzing every day.
She casually pulled the needle hole out of the small bottle, gently pushed the butt of the needle tube, and a yellow liquid splashed out from the needle, Qiji was so scared that he shivered.
I heard the female nurse say in a tone of coaxing the child: "It will end soon. If you don't shut up, I don't mind making the time longer."
Qi Ji swallowed: "Your words are so deeply rooted in people's hearts. What is in the tube? Is it the fat of a woman? Or the oil from someone else who eats hot pot? Or some man's... I will never let that thing enter my body. Of course, if you use your hands, I won't introduce it..."
It was quite suddenly that the thick needle was inserted into Qi Ji's right half of his neck. In an instant, the blood tubes on his neck suddenly rose up, and what Qi Ji wanted to say ended abruptly. He could only open his mouth and show an extremely painful expression.
The first moment the nurse pushed the strange thing in the syringe into Qiji's neck, it seemed that tens of millions of ants were released from the syringe to his body.
And they were as if they had been hungry for a long time and finally got food, and they were willingly chewing on every inch of flesh on Qi Ji's body...
The extremely severe pain took less than ten seconds to pull Qiji into a coma.
In such places, coma will make people feel more comfortable. At least if you faint, you will not feel pain.
Including this coma, Qi Ji was already fainting... Forget it, he probably couldn't remember it clearly, anyway, it's been many times.
...
Half a year ago, to be precise, 192 days ago, Qi Ji traveled to the movie "Deadpool" and became this poor victim. This body is Deadpool Wade Winston Wilson,
As for where the original owner went, who knows?
When he first came, Qi Ji still had the handsome face of Wade Wilson, which was almost as handsome as Qi Ji's previous life.
It’s just a pity that when Qiji arrived, Wade, the owner of this body, had already participated in this evil experimental plan called ‘Warm X’.
Therefore, the six months after Qiji traveled through time were spent in the cold operating table and pain.
During this period, his mind and body were affected by the previous host of this body, and gradually moved towards Wade in all aspects... He began to become a talkative person, and he kept talking nonsense every day, which made everyone here annoyed him.
Now, he can finally understand why Kaneki became completely different after being abused by Omoto Yamamo.
One day just a month ago, a buzzheaded male doctor named "Ajax" smirked and injected himself into something unknown.
After that time, Qi Ji was disfigured. Not only his face, but every inch of his skin on his body was broken. At that day, he looked like a pink bitter gourd.
But Qi Ji believed that a miracle would come to Qi Ji, and his handsomeness would definitely come back.
Now Qi Ji is just a mercenary Wade who was cheated for experiments with cancer. He has no ability to heal himself, no superpowers, nothing,
In addition, Qi Ji is tied up with his hands and feet every day, so his physical advantages seem to be less obvious.
Before Qiji traveled through time, he heard that the child of the old Xiao family next door traveled to a fantasy world and got the old man in a ring.
But I could only lie in this mind every day and fantasize about the disgusting things that I injected into my body every day from which ditch, and I had to be abused every day... The day of escape was far away.
"Ahem cough cough..."
Qi Ji was awakened by an unconscious cough while fainting. At this moment, he felt like a huge fly crawling into his throat and was constantly washing his hands at the mouth of his throat.
At this time, the pain in the body has disappeared, which is good news.
His body was still tightly bound to the cold metal. He couldn't even touch his neck. He could only cough wildly, coughing until he was about to vomit.
The blonde nurse was no longer there, she was the only one who stayed in this room alone... Seeing this, I don’t know how long I had been in a coma after being injected with that strange thing, and I got used to it.
"Crunch"
The decayed wooden door of the cottage was pushed open, and a buzz-headed man with a buzz-headed white coat walked over with a small tablet in his arms. Behind him was a tall and strong black-haired woman.
The Baigua man looked at Qi Ji who was coughing and raised the corners of his mouth slightly. He jokingly said in a London accent: "You have to spend this way before you awaken your superpowers...
What should I choose tonight? I took a bath in ice water yesterday, or would I play electric baking today?”
Qi Ji was still coughing wildly, and he didn't want to pay attention to this perverted man at all.
And this man is the boss of this laboratory, Ajax, whose real name is Francis.
Anyway, he has been suffering from all kinds of pain for half a year. Now Qiji is almost a numb attitude towards pain... at least it will not be as painful as ordinary people when they suffer pain.
"Okay, then I'll just say you admit it. I'll do electric baking tomorrow... Sand and Dust Angel, go and push the experiment No. 6, and push this back." Ajax said as he touched Qi Zhi's disfigured face, with no sympathy on his face, and more numbness.
"yes."
The tall woman with a muscle explosion walked out of the darkness behind him, and she roughly untied the belts that bound Qiji.
When she untied the last belt that bound Qi Ji, Qi Ji's cough came to an abrupt end. He gritted his teeth and punched him at the muscular woman named "Sands and Dust Angel"!
Qi Ji thought to himself, why did the original owner of this body say that he was a mercenary with a skill point max before, and if he punched him, he would not have the chance to escape!
The next second, his heart was cold... This woman's face was so hard.
...
Half an hour later, Qi Ji was tied upside down and hung in a dirty and wet room. There was a strong stench of sewers and some strange and unexplainable fishy smell in the air. You could even clearly see the small creatures crawling back and forth on the ground.
"Damn, is that a rat?! Is that a cockroach? And a centipede? The hygiene here is quite good, at least it is hygienic than the Dalongkan hotpot I used to eat! If I were from the Health Bureau, I would definitely give it a green card here."
Because Qi Ji was hanging upside down, his wrinkled face turned red at this time, "I promise you that I will definitely give you green cards... Do you have toothpaste? I'm so bitter now. Teeth is the capital of revolution. You can't brush your teeth at night..."
...
Outside the small room where Qi Ji was locked up, the guard captain sighed at Qi Ji inside, and then another guard pointed to his head and asked the guard captain beside him: "This person's brain..."
"Yes," the captain of the guard took out a pack of cigarettes from his pocket, took out one and handed it to the new guard beside him.
"The patients who can come here are more or less abnormal. You just need to get used to it more and you can be like me, just as you don't care."
"Yes, captain!" The guard immediately saluted the captain of the guard and took the cigarette handed over by the captain.
"It actually smells like smoke, it's wrong for you to face it outside! Listen to me, brothers, you let me go, you can't grasp the things in this world, let me do it!
When I go back and inherit the army, I will be appointed as prime minister! As long as you let me go, I will ask you to draw Chinese! Chinese toothpaste! Does anyone think I am very humorous?"
"What is that person talking about?" The guard looked back curiously, and the captain of the guard who was biting the cigarette shook his head helplessly.
"Remember, although the guards are just guards, we must do a good job of "guarding". Curiosity will kill cats and people. These mutants are very dangerous. If you are not careful, you will kill us."
"yes!"
Chapter completed!