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Chapter 102 Weasel: Please call me the man in black

About ten minutes later, the weasel who had changed his clothes slowly walked to the living room, and everyone turned their eyes to him...

"Damn it, weasel, you are like a sexual pervert now." Qi Ji said.

This dress is similar to what everyone thinks about the upper body. The black tights can outline every muscle on your body. Fortunately, the weasel has a pretty good figure and does not have too much fat on its body;

The tights wrapped the weasel's body below the neck tightly, but only his terrible head was exposed,

"Do you know, although this thing is not breathable to the touch, it seems like I don't wear clothes on it, and I feel very light... like... like... I am now a black smoky sausage with wings." The weasel said and waved his fist, then a strong wind slammed into the chest of the Red Tank and made a muffled sound.

"Wow..." Qi Ji saw this scene and patted the punishment on the shoulder, "You missed 100 million."

The Punisher shook his shoulder hard and threw Qi Ji's hand away: "I can't wear that kind of thing."

"If I print a white skull on it, would you wear it?" Qi Ji asked. The next second the punishment man pressed the gun's gun on Qi Ji's chin. Qi Ji raised his hands: "I admit defeat, okay... It's good to let the weasel be an experimental mouse, after all, everyone hates the weasel."

"Cool! What is this?" The weasel looked at the tights on his body in surprise.

At this time, blue lines began to appear on the chest of the tights, and then a round blue energy began to condense on the weasel's chest. The light emitted by the energy illuminated half of the living room.

"No, no, no..." Eddie realized something bad, and was hoarse at the top of his lungs and wanted to stop the weasel, "Stop the weasel! Stop! Take off your clothes immediately! You can't destroy this place!!!"

"boom!!!"

...

"At 10:00 tonight, an old apartment built in 1985 suddenly exploded and collapsed.

Fortunately, the superhero team living in this apartment building took timely action to rescue other tenants in the apartment, otherwise the explosion would cause many casualties! Now please let us interview the person involved, Mr. Deadpool! What do they think about this matter!"

With a forced smile, Eddie, who was covered in dust, reached the microphone in front of Harry's camera, and the red tank behind him was lifting a two-ton rock over his head. The fire rescue team immediately rescued the trapped person under the stone.

"Hey, Eddie Brock, I know your house was blown up just now, but it doesn't matter, we can live together again in the future! Happy family, remember?" Qi Ji said and ran away. At this time, the weasel ran over and snatched Eddie's microphone:

"We are the new Agent X! Please remember! We will be the patron saint of this city! I am the new hero of Los Angeles - the Black Man! Please remember me! I will save this world!"

"Shut up, weasel." Eddie was so angry that he kicked the weasel directly. As a result, the family almost broke Eddie's foot when he kicked him down.

"Okay, now we turn our eyes to this apartment building..." Eddie said with his mouth twitching.

...

On the roof of a building not far away, a smiling face wearing a windbreaker was watching all this, and his face still had that strange smile on his face.

Just looking at the smiley face suddenly opened her hands: "Thank you that guy for giving me such powerful power... Hahaha... I will destroy all humans first on your behalf."

As soon as he finished speaking, hundreds of mutants in prison uniforms surrounded the apartment building from all directions.

"Welcome to you."

The Punisher, who came out of the darkness, held the gravity gun in one hand and the X gun in the other. Just as he was about to shoot, the weasel suddenly covered the hand on the Punisher's hand: "Frank, leave it to me."

After saying that, the weasel bent his knees slightly, and the next second he ejected out, flew hundreds of meters away, and directly stepped on a mutant to death. At the same time, dazzling blue light was still flashing in his chest and his palms. As a dazzling blue light flashed in the distance, a large number of disfigured mutants instantly disappeared.

"Wow, that dress is really amazing..." Qi Ji said, "Hey, weasel, how do you feel?"

The weasel patted the dust on his body: "I'm so great! Wuhu! I feel like I won't have to open a damn bar in the future! I'll also be a mercenary!"

"boom!"

At this time, a large number of mutants landed on the ground, and the crowd began to scream and run around. The mutants began to attack passers-by with all kinds of strange abilities. Many passers-by and police were killed before they even reacted.

"New Agents X, get ready for battle!" Qi Ji shouted, "Next is the show for Deadpool and his friends!"

"Boom boom boom!"

The red tank punched a big prisoner who rushed over. The strength of these guys was incomparable to the rage they encountered before, and they punched them into a paste.

"I'm here too." Eddie stuffed the microphone into Harry's cameraman's hand. At this time, Venom suddenly said in his heart: "No Eddie! If you still want to keep your job, we'd better find a place where no one can complete the transformation. After all, not everyone can accept my appearance."

"Hmm..." Eddie hesitated for a moment, then patted Harry's fat arm: "I suddenly want to pee... You'd better run quickly."

Harry nodded vigorously and then got into the news car.

At this time, reporters from other news stations also started to quickly get in the car, but most of them were killed by the mutants who flocked to them before they could run.

Harry had just started the car, a mutant wearing an ice box prison uniform with a bunch of eyes on his head fell on the hood of his car. The next second the guy broke the window and grabbed Harry's collar.

At this time, a black shadow flashed, and Harry was left with only an arm that was still holding his collar.

"Plop."

Venom threw away the two halves of the ripped mutant and rushed towards another group of mutants again.

"Haha! That's the feeling! Ivan, do you feel it? This refreshing feeling!" Qi Ji shuttled among the mutants and crushed the guys without any pressure. One head after another flew into the sky, and one mutant after another lay down on the ground.

Ivan stood there expressionlessly. The group of mutant prisoners tried to kill Ivan, but each of them directly penetrated Ivan.

At this time, Qi Ji suddenly threw a pistol at him. Ivan caught Qi Ji's pistol expressionlessly, and pointed the muzzle at the mutant closest to him.

"Bang!"

The guy's head exploded.

"Good job, Ivan Driver!" Qi Ji flashed behind Ivan, and with a knife, it was two more mutants who flew into the sky.

"Mr. Wade...I've had something I've always wanted to tell you."

"What?" Qi Ji threw out a knife and directly strung the bodies of the two mutants together.

"I may be away for a while lately... or... a long time," said Ivan.

Qi Ji kicked a mutant who could spit out fire and then walked slowly towards the two mutants who had been pierced by himself, and pulled out the knife: "Driver Ivan, do you have to say such sad things when you are so passionate?"

"Sorry, Mr. Wade."
Chapter completed!
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