"Where is this..." Qi Ji's smiley face holding the only remaining head, looking at the dark carriage corridor in front of him in fear.

Not far away, there were zombies filled with crowds of wailing. They were skinny and their skin had rotten. They seemed to have been hungry for a long time.

When they heard Qiji's sound, they turned their heads one by one. The pale eyes were filled with food at this time. The look was the look that the real predator would only show when he was extremely eager for prey... They were no longer ordinary zombies who could only wander around, and their faces could show their shame.

"This should be the carriage of a certain train in a zombie film... But I can't say it well," as Qi Ji spoke, the zombies had already started running towards this side. "It seems that these zombies are indeed very hungry, see how much they want to hug you."

"No! No! Don't feed me to these zombies! Please! Wade! Wade!"

The smiling head in Qi Ji's arms began to scream, but he had no way to struggle with only one head.

"Goodbye, my little cutie." Qi Ji said, raising his smiling head with one hand. Amid the screams of smiling face, his head was kicked away by Qi Ji. His head drew an image of a quadratic equation in the air and fell at the feet of the zombies.

"No! No! Wade! I'm going to kill you! I'm going to kill you!!!" The screaming smiling head was caught by several crazy zombies, and then more zombies rushed up and began to tear the smiling head...

Qi Ji snapped his fingers and disappeared.

"Hey, did anyone see another me just now?" At this time, behind the window of the rear car that Qiji teleported away, a Deadpool, who was exactly the same as Qiji, looked at the scene in the small window, "Hey, damn, it seemed that he stole my uniform last time! The multiverse is really disgusting, just like the damn frog juice in Peru. I was lucky to taste it once, and that was the first time I cut my stomach."

...

When we returned to Los Angeles, the battle had stopped.

This is not because of the X-Men, not because of the new Agents, but because of the smiley face, his abilities are taken away.

The prisoners who escaped from the Ice Box Prison were originally controlled by smiley faces, but now they have recovered their consciousness after losing control, one or two of them stood in a daze.

Some prisoners even became scared to their legs and kneel on the ground after seeing the X-Men members.

This sudden scene made the X-Men confused for a while.

Taking advantage of this moment, Qiji had already pulled the Weasel and the Punisher, and Venom and the others teleported to the Red Tank and the others. He didn't want to get involved in the troubles of these superheroes. You can fight and clean up the mess? Forget it.

We are the New X Agent Team, not the New X Cleaner.

The Red Tank and the others had already run away two blocks in a few minutes.

The people here seem to be unaware of what happened two blocks away. They are only curious about the team that suddenly appears, taking photos and pointing fingers.

Seeing this, the Weasel and Russell were looking at those who took photos together, and the Weasel kept repeating: "My name is Black Man! Black Man, remember my name! I will become one of the greatest superheroes in Los Angeles! Just like Reed Richards, who is just starting his career!"

"Why should we leave?" The Red Tank suddenly stopped after seeing Qi Ji, "I want to kill all those people."

"No, Red Tank, there is a thirty-six strategy that calls it the best way to leave. If you don't want to cause trouble, it's a good idea to leave earlier." Qi Ji said.

"What are the thirty-six strategies?" asked the Red Tank.

Qi Ji patted the strong abdominal muscles of the Hong Tank: "It's okay, this thing is quite deep, and most people really can't understand it, but I believe you will never understand it, my brother of the Hong Tank."

"We are not afraid of trouble, the slutty Wade." said the Punisher.

"Oh my God, are you forced to surrender your wisdom?! Damn the author! There are Omega-level mutants in the X-Men! They can kill you all with just one finger!"

"But why did they kill us? We've met them, and I've also had contact with several members of the X-Men." Ivan said.

"Because... because the red tank attacked the X-Men people just now! Is it right? " Qi Ji looked at the tall red tank.

After thinking for a while, the Red Tank nodded: "I kicked the Virgin, who was covered in metallic colors, away."

"Good guy! I'd like to do this long ago." Half of Eddie's face appeared on Venom's face, and then Eddie and Red Tank fucked happily, and Venom was almost blown by Red Tank's punch.

"So guys, what we need to think about next is not high-fives, fists, or a hug of love," Qi Ji said. "Eddie's house was blown up by a bastard yosas, Ivan's house is still being renovated, and we need a place to sleep together."

"You can go to my bar...although the last time I was hit by that friend,"

The weasel pointed at the punishment, and the punishment gave him a look to kill him. The weasel first shrank his neck nervously, but when he thought of it, he put on this omnipotent leather jacket and then straightened his neck with an expression of "Come and fuck me to death."

"But when I left, it seemed that the bar door was not closed... Well, it seemed that my bar was like an unclothed supermodel lying on a bus full of single men. I could already imagine its ending." After saying that, the weasel began to draw a cross on his chest for the bar.

"No, weasel, you have to open a bar! Do you know? Do you know my employment task? Only the omnipotent weasel can find those channels! And you are my buddy, remember? I still stole your money in the quilt! No one has done such a thing! No!" Qi Ji said.

"I can't figure out why my good partner stole the Weasel's money in the quilt instead of doing something cooler." Russell said and blew his lips, looking like a pity.

The weasel looked at Qi Ji sincerely, then put his hand on Qi Ji's shoulder: "Don't worry, Wade, I will use the damn bar as a job to hide my identity in the future, just like a super daring man,

In this way, everyone will know that there is a superhero named ‘The Man in Black’ robbing the rich and helping the poor to help the residents of Los Angeles, but no one will know that the ‘The Man in Black’ is the owner of a damn mercenary bar!”

"No, Mr. Weasel, Daredevil has a headband, you don't. In fact, everyone knows that the 'Man in Black' is you." Ivan pointed to the Weasel's head.

The weasel opened his mouth and didn't know what to say for a moment. After a moment, he pushed his eyes to relieve the embarrassment: "I will reject your proposal, thank you... So where to rest tonight? I know a hotel with a huge bed and can sleep with three people. I have recommended it to the red-fleshed dragon fruit over there. Do you seem to have been there again?"

Qiji & Ivan & Eddie: "Shut up, weasel!"

...

The next morning they woke up at the quaint, European medieval Gothic style of X Academy.

That's right, Ivan took the initiative to find everyone from the X-Men. Fortunately, the Steelers did not worry about these problems, so they accepted them and allowed them to stay in X Academy for a night.

Everyone is a single room, including the red tank.

He said he was disgusted with Academy X, but he finally came... He said there was a relative here and he wanted to come and see.

When the morning sun shines on the white bed curtains in the window, the entire X Academy began to enter a new day. The various communication sounds, noises, and jumping and bumping sounds in the corridors woke up.

He sat up angrily and gritted his teeth: "Deadpool is about to start a massacre!!!"

Then he quickly put on his uniform and pushed open the door. As a result, he saw a big bald head sitting in a wheelchair. The one who pushed the wheelchair was a woman with white hair and dark skin. They were all looking at him.

At this moment, Qi Ji, who looked at Professor X, suddenly felt a sense of confusion, which lasted for about a second. After a second, he began to breathe as if he hadn't breathed for a long time.
Chapter completed!