Chapter 130 Why are you all here?
"Sigh...Mr. Wade...Why did you attack me suddenly?"
Ivan, who was sitting in the living room, applied an ice pack on his face, and Russell was also rubbing his painful belly. The kick Qi Ji just kicked him was really fierce. In Russell's words, he felt that his intestines were kicked off.
"Partner, it seems that our relationship has ended here. Ivan and I will become new partners in the future." Russell said.
Eddie held back his smile and looked at them: "It seems that Wade has dreamed again, right? You may not know that Wade used to chase me and Ivan every time he fell asleep."
"Shut up first!" Qi Ji suddenly raised his hands, "I can't be sure whether you are that changing idiot yet. In this way, I'll ask a question, and you will answer it. If you can't answer it, I will kill him. That's right! Only the real ones can answer these questions!"
Qi Ji said as he raised a silver desert eagle pistol and shook it in front of everyone.
At this time, there was a red tank chewing on Da Liba in the living room. He didn't seem to care much about what happened.
"Gurl." Russell swallowed, "It seems that I am the only one among the people who will be killed by bullets. Crabs are not meat. I feel like I am being pointed at by a **."
"Then let's come first," Qiji pointed at Russell, "Where was our first meeting?! What happened then!"
Russell said without thinking: "Essex Mutants School, I also let you sleep in the upper bunk. It was thunder and raining that night, and then the next day we were caught and went to Icebox Prison."
Qi Ji nodded and then looked at Eddie: "What's the reason for the first time you came to see me?"
Eddie pondered for a while: "It seems that it's because you destroyed the black factory, and then I'll come to you to do interview records, yes, that's it."
"What does Venom like to call me?!" Qi Ji pointed at Eddie and continued to ask.
At this time, Venom's head stuck out from Eddie's head and hit Qi Ji's head hard: "A slutty mercenary! I want to eat your head!!!"
"Okay..." Qi Ji rubbed his painful head and looked at Ivan: "Where was the first time we met?"
“Ajax’s…”
"Okay, you don't need to say it, I know." After Qi Ji said that, he looked at the Red Tank, "What about you? Is there any love memory that belongs to us in your little head?"
"We met in the Ice Box Prison and dealt with the cables together." The Red Tank said concisely.
After hearing this, Qi Ji sighed long: "It seems that I'm back..."
"What the hell is wrong with Mr. Wade?" Ivan turned the ice bag in one direction and continued to apply swollen eyes.
"I don't know why I fell into a strange dream world. A guy named Freddy has been pestering me... I feel that reality and dreams are intertwined, and it gives me the feeling that it is as difficult to distinguish between Sprite, Lei Bi, and Oreo and Oli. It is extremely disgusting."
"I know Sprite and Oreo, but what are Rebe and Oreo?" Russell asked.
At this time, Qi Ji's gaze looked at the wall of the living room: "Driver Ivan, when did you fill the wall?"
Everyone looked at the wall that should have two holes, hey, it's gone now!
Everyone clearly remembers that it was caused by the smiles and anger of the two mercenaries some time ago... Of course, everything has nothing to do with the Red Tank.
"I haven't made up for it because everyone lives here, and if it is renovated, it will have a more or less impact on everyone's body."
At this time, the door of the mansion was gently pushed open, and the punisher walked in without an expression on his face.
"Frank! Don't move first!" Qi Ji shouted. The punisher who had just entered the door paused and looked at them in confusion.
"Answer a question, where did we meet for the first time?" Qi Ji asked.
The Punisher smiled: "Wade, I never remember those things from the past."
"Bang!"
Qi Ji decisively pulled the trigger, and then a blood hole appeared on the forehead of the punisher.
Everyone was shocked at this time... They were all staring at Qi Ji blankly...
"A unfortunate news, we are all in our dreams, guys." Qi Ji said.
...
At this time in the real world, the real punishment was sitting in a bar in a town drinking wine. Not far away there was a very famous street called "Yelm Street".
Qi Ji took a few other people there and wanted to buy something, but the punishment refused, so he sat alone in the tavern drinking.
"Man, are you from other places?" asked the bartender wearing a black hat, lowered his head and wiped his glass.
The Punisher did not reply, just nodded.
"No one has been here in our town for many years, but after my advice, I should not stay in this town for too long, as there are nightmares here."
The Punisher smiled, raised his head and poured the vodka from the cup into his mouth: "I will blow his head no matter what it is."
"Oh, that's great." The bartender slowly raised his head, revealing Freddy's face, and then he suddenly poked out the steel claws of his right hand and grabbed the punishment!
At this time, the Punisher suddenly took out the shotgun behind him, pulled the trigger at Freddy's body.
Dozens of shotguns instantly knocked Freddy to the display cabinet full of wine bottles.
The crowd around looked at the Punisher, but none of them showed a terrified expression.
"I said, no matter what it comes, I will blow its head." The punishment man put the bullet on the shotgun and pointed it at the closest drinker to him.
When he was about to shoot, the shotgun suddenly turned into a bright red arm, and then one arm after another stretched out from the feet of the punishment, grabbed his feet one after another, and then climbed onto his body bit by bit.
...
On the porch was the body of the ‘Punisher’, except that his face turned into Freddy.
"So we're in a dream now?" Russell raised his hands and looked over and over again, "Cool, I can finally act with you once! Every time Eddie would tell me what you did, and this time I can finally get together, so whose ass should I burn red next?"
"If it's a dream, it's very dangerous," Eddie sat on the sofa and looked at everyone seriously. "If we enter a deeper dream endlessly, we may never be able to wake up. I have a way to verify whether we are in a dream."
At this time, Eddie took out a gyro from somewhere and then turned around on the coffee table...
Ten minutes passed, and the speed of the gyro did not slow down at all.
"You have seen this gyro, and it will fall down in half a minute, so we are all in a dream." Eddie said, covering the gyro with his hands and forcibly let it stop.
"I have a problem now," Qi Ji stretched out a finger and everyone looked at him. "How did we get into this damn Inception? This reminded me of the thirty-eight letters Rockefeller gave his son to his son and was printed and sold for money."
"Is there anything wrong with the two?" Eddie asked.
Ivan took the ice pack away from his face, revealing his slightly swollen right eye: "If we are in a dream now, if we want to wake up, unless we are in reality, we will not be able to wake up completely, unless we are in a strong impact and a sense of falling.
Even if we feel awake, it’s just in a dream… I can describe that feeling, that is, when we are asleep, I unconsciously twitched my right foot and dreamed of falling from a high place.”
"This idea is good, but can you wake up by killing yourself? Wade, do you want to try it?" Eddie said.
"My mind is blank. You know, Ivan Driver, just like dreaming." Qi Ji poked his head, but I had a way to make me more clear. Qi Ji said and pulled out a short dagger on his calf.
Chapter completed!