"Hey, is anyone talking to me? Otherwise, it would make me embarrassed," Qi Ji waved to everyone, reminding everyone that there is someone here, "Does anyone want to hear the story of the beginning and end of my friendship with a gorilla?"

Silent X2.

...

A funeral that gathered hundreds of people ended with a stupid joke,

As the protagonist of this funeral - the person who was about to be "buried", he miraculously sat up from the coffin where there was nothing.

At this time, he was sitting in a room in the new Avengers base for a full body examination. There were only two people in the small room, Qi Ji and Tony.

"The whole body is normal, and I didn't see any problems." Tony said to Qiji after checking Qiji's body with a machine, "So you mind talking about where did you go in the past hundred days of your disappearance?"

Qi Ji leaned against the cold metal wall: "One hundred days? Oh my God, time is sometimes so fast, I feel the most... only one month has passed at most, so do you want to hear the story of me meeting Loki and Captain Marvel?"

"No, I don't want to, so you went to outer space? No wonder we didn't find you." Tony asked.

"I'm going to chat with the Creator God, is that considered outer space?" Qi Ji asked.

Tony looked at Qi Ji with a suspicion: "The God of Creation?"

"I just want to go out and have a good hug with my dear Ivan, so can I go out?"

"Of course, I just want to see if you are you... After all, few people in this world will disappear for more than a hundred days and appear again. If you go to outer space, or Asgard, I can understand why, because Solbanner left on the same day as you." Tony said.

As soon as the door was opened, I saw a group of people waiting for him outside the inspection room. Ivan, Eddie, Russell, Punisher, Red Tank, Weasel, were all old friends, but their expressions looked... not very good?

"Hey, Red Tank, your belly is getting bigger, can I make a joke about you being pregnant? Oh, look at your expression, you can't," Qi Ji then looked at the Punisher again, "Hey, Frank, how are you doing recently? Your beard, well, it's time to scratch, and you Eddie, your hair has grown longer recently, you make me feel weird like this, how are you doing new job? Is it going well?"

"Hey! And you, Russell! My little partner!" Qi Ji walked over and touched Russell's head, "Boy, we haven't seen each other for more than three months, you still haven't grown taller at all... I remember what important thing you have to do? Forget it, I can't remember."

"And you weasel..."

"Shut up, you damn it, it's like you touching a chili-like ball on the skin of tofu." said the weasel.

"Your adjectives are still as rich as that." Qi Ji said that, and fucked the weasel.

The weasel was about to laugh and suddenly felt a few gazes that could kill him, so he curled his smile and made a look that was so angry that he was again.

Finally, Qi Ji looked at Ivan.

Ivan's expression was very cold at this time, and he looked much thinner than he used to be, and his skin became a little pale, giving people a feeling that he was not very energetic.

Just as Qi Ji was about to hug Ivan, Ivan, who was easy-going in the past, suddenly punched Qi Ji in the face, and this punch hit the nose.

Qi Ji felt his nose sore in an instant, and then staggered back a few steps and covered his nose: "It's really accurate to beat me! Xiao Yiwan, you have made progress again! Of course, you don't need to say much, I understand, Iwan Driver, I know that my departure during this period has caused everyone... some unnecessary troubles and misunderstandings,

But I think you can hear why I left... After all, those things are not something I can decide, right? Oh, I forgot to say that the black and white photo of me hanging in the Avengers hall is good, I mean my middle finger is up."

"Wade Wilson, I need you to apologize to me and to all of us!" Ivan shouted.

Qi Ji looked at Ivan in a little surprised... Why is he... different from before?

"You must apologize, partner, you have disappeared for so long, you don't know how tormented we are in our hearts, and if you appear here now, it proves that you are still immortal. You must give an explanation during this period." Russell said.

Qi Ji rubbed his nose and spread his arms: "How about let me give you a hug of love?"

"Bang!"

As soon as Qi Ji stepped on his legs and knees, he was shot through the bullet. The punishment man stuffed his pistol back: "Be sincere."

"Oh... Damn, what do you say about this gift you gave me?" Qi Ji held his knees and knelt down, "very, very impressive,

I like it so much... Since that's the case, why not... Why don't I apologize to you, although I didn't mean to leave... Oh, damn, Frank, you may have broken my bones... No, I must have broken my bones, it feels really bad."

"I just hit the bone." The punishment said with a cold expression.

"If there is a word in your apology that makes me unhappy, I will twist your head off." Red Tank said.

"Venom also feels like you're thinking about your head," Eddie said. "Wade, please think about it."

"Guys...you guys...you guys, aren't you afraid that I will disappear after I die? Then you will miss me even more...Listen, listen, I'm really understandable..."

"puff!"

This time it was Russell, who directly punched Qi Ji on the side face...

Although it doesn't hurt much.

"Oh, young man, you've gotten stronger recently... But to be honest, guys, I'm really sorry, I... I just wanted to save the world at that time, and I didn't expect that I would be locked up in the five gods..."

"I'm going to do it." The red tank pinched the joints and made a crackling sound.

"Guys," Qi Jiqiang squeezed out a few tears and took off his mask, "Guys, I'm sorry, I can't live without you. During this period without you, I tossed and turned every day and couldn't sleep all night. I... I'm here to meet my brothers today, and to meet my brothers, these brothers who have been through life and death,

Every day I can't sleep, I think about the damn day and night that I know with each of you. Ivan Driver, we killed all the people with the 'Weapon X', we escaped from that hell together... You, Eddie, you come to interview me, remember, we went to see Godzilla and Gidora fight together...

There are also weasels, remember? We knew each other when I was still a handsome guy. You often said that you envy my appearance!

Russell, we have seen it at Mutants School, do you remember? I finally killed the principal for you. Then we went to Ice Box Prison together and met Red Tank. My big guy with an iron hood. We have worked on the electric cable together. Do you remember? He was thrown around and played with...

And Frank, you were chasing Jin Gang, I met you, the coincidence of damn fate made us meet, I pestered you like a damn octopus, remember? Later you came to Icebox Prison to do electric cables with us, and Jin Gang..."

Several people laughed after hearing Qi Ji's words, but Ivan still had a stern face. The corners of his mouth were twitching, and it seemed that he was about to cry.

Qi Ji saw Ivan standing up quickly, his knees had recovered.

He was about to give Ivan a big hug, but who knew that Ivan used his ability to make Qi Ji empty and plunged into Russell's chest.

"Oh, Russell, you're getting bigger again." Qi Ji pinched Russell's chest and said, then he flattered his mouth and turned around, pretending to be pitiful and looking at Ivan who was staring at him: "Little Ivan~Little Ivan, don't be angry~Little Ivan?

Do you still remember the days after we met? We eat together, watch TV together, sleep together, and play strange games together, you are my life, Xiao Ivan, yes, you are my life, I... can't live without you!"

"vomit!"

Eddie, who was standing aside, began to retreat.

Eddie: Sorry, I was disgusted.

"Say it again and say it out loud!" Ivan raised his head and looked at Qi Ji.

"I, Wade can't be without you Ivan!!! Ivan! You are my Wade's life! Damn it! This is my truth!"

"I can't live without you, Mr. Wade... During this period, I feel... I lost my life... the life you gave me." After saying that, Qi Ji and Ivan hugged each other tightly.

"Hait... no, I have to go slowly." Eddie ran away with his stomach covering his stomach, and the punishment also pinched the bridge of his nose and looked elsewhere.

Red Tank directly hugged Russell with one hand as if he was holding a child, turned around: "Let's go away too, these two guys are so disgusting, I can't help but kill them."

Tony frowned and continued: "Friday, analyze the sexual orientation data of Ivanovsky and Wade Wilson."

"Okay, Mr. Tony... Ivanovsky's sexual orientation cannot be distinguished, and his body tissue structure is different from that of humans... Wade Wilson's sexual orientation has a 51% probability of being heterosexual, 40% probability of being bisexual, 9% probability of being asexual,

It is recommended that Mr. Tony stay away from Wade Wilson, who is likely to be more interested in men with a well-established career.”
Chapter completed!