At six o'clock in the afternoon, Russell, who was dull after school, pushed the door open and threw his schoolbag on the sofa. He walked into the living room without even changing his shoes.

There was a faint stench in the living room today, and it smelled like something was dead.

Qi Ji, who was lying on the sofa waiting to die, looked at him: "Hey, Russell! How was he doing today? I just set a brand new record! I have successfully washed my feet for a month in a row!"

"Oh damn, I thought something was dead in the room just now." Russell said, staring at the unturned TV with no eyes, "I haven't had that day in my life than today."

"I've had a bad day," Qi Ji said and sat upright. "I haven't seen my dear death for more than a month except for not washing my feet. I miss her plump lips a little. Damn, Russell, your lips are also good."

"I was rejected by M.J. today, partner, I was rejected..."

“As expected.”

"Why did she refuse me?" Russell pushed the bangs in front of him. "I may not be as good as Peter and others in my studies, but I...but I...I...well I admit I have no advantages."

"You are not without advantages, you are lacking an advantage that girls like, Russell, little," Qi Ji put a hand on Russell's shoulder.

"Women all like attractive men, which is why girls have Oedipus complex. Do you know why Deadpool is so popular? Because he is very mean, but his inferiority is based on the fact that it does not violate common sense and morality, so you now need to develop an advantage that makes women crazy!"

"Really?! Can you help me with your partner?! Can I really do it?!!!"

"No, you can't." Qi Ji continued to lie down and wait for death.

“…”

At this time, Ivan also pushed the door open and the white mecha on his body was slowly retreating. During the steps he opened the door and walked in, the steel mecha on his body shrank into a suitcase-sized white box and stood quietly at the door.

Then a very magnetic male voice came from the alley: "I wish you a happy evening, Mr. Ivanovsky."

"Thank you, Hubble."

This is the steel armor tailored for Ivan by Tony Stark. All abilities are basically the same as Tony's latest generation armor. Ivan has really gotten used to this mecha for a long time in order to get familiar with this mecha. After getting familiar with it, he can arrive at the Stark Building from here within ten minutes.

"Mr. Wade, Russell!" Ivan looked very happy today, and then his expression changed, "Is there anything dead in the living room? Where are the two goblin elders?"

"Hello, little Ivan." Qi Ji raised his hand and waved, "Those two little guys said they miss the Goblin World, I'll send them back for two days to rest."

"So that's what it is..." Ivan nodded.

"Ivan, Ivan, can you teach me how to make girls fall in love with me?" Russell asked.

Ivan pondered for a while while changing his shoes: "I don't know much about this, I don't seem to have tried to make girls fall in love with me..."

"Because it's all girls who take the initiative to like you." Russell rolled his eyes after saying that, "Damn Versailles... Is it right? Ivan is in Versailles again, is that the word?"

"That's right, you learn so quickly. I reward you for helping me wash my socks." Qi Ji, who was lying down, said.

"Mr. Wade, I have good news," Ivan took off his suit jacket and hung it on the hanger after changing into the slippers. "Mr. Tony has made new discoveries in the exploration of artificial intelligence recently.

The artificial intelligence in my previous mechas was the same as Mr. Tony. During this period, Mr. Tony developed the Hubble system for me alone, which is about the replica version of Jarvis."

"That's really good news." Qi Ji said and buckled his nostrils, "Where has the Red Tank been recently?"

"With the help of Mr. Tony, he entered the New York Police Department as a supporting police officer and was able to become a regular immediately," said Ivan.

"Wow." Russell thought of the Red Tank wearing a police uniform... Is there really such a big dress?

Next Ivan went to the kitchen to start cooking. At this time, Weasel and Vera came back. Vera had been helping in the Weasel's bar during this period.

Because Vera went crazy the weasel's bar a few days ago. In order to compensate, she began to act as a waiter recently. The weasel didn't have the courage to drive her away, for fear that she would smash it again if she accidentally did.

"Hello! Everyone is here! Why is it smelly in the living room?" Vera waved at everyone with a smile. The weasel beside her rolled her eyes and took off her shoes, sat on the sofa. He turned his head and looked at Russell, who was gloomy next to her.

"Hey Russell, you look like a depressed person today. What happened to the potatoes that were soaked in the slurry and swimming with canned herring?"

"I was rejected today...the girl I like..." Russell said.

The weasel flattened his mouth: "Damn it, my love is broken, I still remember my first love. At that time, I was as old as you, and my heart was so lively, but she was already a 20-year-old girl. Her figure was so good, but you would never imagine what she is now. Thank God, I just held her hand at that time."

"I'm a little curious." Vera sat next to the weasel, deliberately sitting very close to the weasel. "I want to see what the first love of our respected superhero 'Black Man's store manager looks like now! Is it good to me?"

"She is like a damn fat mom now," said Qiji, who was lying on the sofa. "Hey, do you want to know what happened in our apartment yesterday? I got up at night and heard Russell snoring, and I shouted at his door: 'Oh, God, Maria bless me, we can't raise elephants in our apartment'."

Everyone:...

Russell:...

At seven o'clock in the evening, everyone was here, and the sky outside the window was already in darkness.

Today's punishment still looks dirty and doesn't look much better than yesterday. At least, there will be no bullet on Qiji's forehead.

Eddie has grown old beard recently and he has no time to shave. Since the daily newspaper started to get on track, his work has become more and more busy day by day. Even when he was having a meal, he kept calling and scolding this and that, and he almost never saw anyone on weekdays;

The Red Tank looked in a pretty good mood today. He took two big lebas and put them on the table. They were used to pick teeth after meals.

"Yes, Bob, this time the title must be a one that can attract attention, no no no, Bob, I don't want to hear you think, I want me, okay? I used to have an editor who was as unqualified as you, and then did you know what happened?

Now I am the boss of the Global Daily branch, and he is still an editor in Los Angeles! So, you either do it well or get out of here. Now you are submitting resumes to our newspaper. There are many excellent young people. We don’t lack you, do you understand?"

Eddie's tone was very aggressive when he called, but everyone was used to it.

When he called, everyone was eating calmly.

At this time, Russell touched the Punisher quietly with his elbow, and the Punisher tilted his head and looked at Russell.

"Frank, do you know how to catch up with the woman you like?"

After hearing this, Frank was stunned for a moment, and then continued to eat: "Don't talk when you eat."

Russell: "Okay, but why don't you care about Eddie's words? That's not fair!"

"I'm going to eat your head!!!" Eddie suddenly turned into venom at this time. He roared at Bob on the other end of the phone, and Russell was shocked.

Bob on the other end of the phone, a 34-year-old gold medal editor, was frightened and sweating profusely...

Everyone in the newspaper knows that the boss is the superhero "Venom", and also knows that Venom has a bad temper, so she doesn't dare to mess with the boss on weekdays... They secretly say that the boss can eat people.

"Now, shut your mouth, I've been able to create an excellent 3,000-word middle school essay in your nonsense!" Eddie hung up the phone angrily after saying this, and then looked at everyone, "Guys, I was just doing routine... You know, if you don't do this, you can't suppress them... Hey, Russell, you look so handsome today."

At this time, everyone was staring at him.

"Eddie, talk less when eating." said the Punisher.

"Yes, yes, just now when you turned into venom, I saw Venom's saliva fly into the dish," Qi Ji said, "I saw it with my own eyes."

"What have you seen with your own eyes? A mercenary with a slutty mouth?" Venom approached Qi Ji's face, and Qi Ji's sweat fell down in an instant.
Chapter completed!