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Chapter 338: You are the author(1/2)

"Don't be fucked, just say something." Thanos didn't seem very happy.

Genius Deadpool smiled indifferently: "Let me first talk about a very simple truth to explain my experiment. The so-called "Breaking out of paper" Wade Wilson is you, Wade who can travel through time, give me a piece of paper."

Qi Ji grabbed it casually, and then a piece of a4 white paper appeared in his hand.

After taking it, the genius Deadpool pinched a corner of the paper and reached in front of everyone: "Any item is relative. For us humans, the thickness of the paper is so thin that we can ignore. Now we all imagine that paper is a plane in a two-dimensional state, a completely complete plane. In this piece of paper, there can only be line segments, and line segments can only be infinitely extended in two directions. They cannot understand and see the three-dimensional world. This is the way of survival of the two-dimensional world."

Everyone looked at the paper one after another, especially Ivan's expression of joy. He seemed to know what death was saying!

Thanos also had the answer. Although Thanos seemed to be a fool who only liked to snap his fingers and collect gems, he was really smart. He was much more genius than ordinary geniuses on Earth.

"And we, humans, are entities that exist in three-dimensional states. For paper, we exist in a higher dimension. Relatively speaking, the lines on the paper will never discover our existence, just as we can never discover another form of existence far beyond three-dimensional cognition. As the death of the gods said, we need to jump out... Simply put, we are just a pattern in a piece of paper to some extent. We now need to try to jump out of this piece of paper. This is just my personal understanding."

When the genius Deadpool spoke, he tore off a small corner of the paper, then kneaded it into a ball of paper and threw it to the distance. Under the gaze of everyone, the ball of paper rolled on the ground for half a meter before slowly stopping.

"Now, it exists in three dimensions." said the genius Deadpool.

After a moment of silence among the crowd, Russell suddenly realized: "So we have to go to the four-dimensional space to find death!"

"No! Russell, it's not that simple." Genius Deadpool threw away the remaining piece of paper in his hand.

Thanos pondered for a moment: "There is a theory, and it's the same as my answer, but practice... can almost be attributed to impossible. If you want to break the third wall, leave this world, and reach a place outside of the world... Even if I have infinite gems, we can't do this kind of thing, after all, we are not paper balls."

"Oh, damn it, it seems that only the old Wilsons know that we all live in the damn serialized comics." Dead Head said, "I appeared in "Dead Poole and the Dead Head" in September 2009. Yes, I was also complete in "Lost Heroes" and "Dead Poole Corps Prequel". If it weren't for my lack of body, I would have killed the damn comic writer."

Lady Deadpool and Death Bell nodded repeatedly.

"No, we are in the damn, in a damn, in the science fiction classification serialization, can you understand? And we have no editors, our author is just a damn, handsome young man!" Qi Ji shouted.

Everyone looked at him one after another, and the genius Deadpool rubbed his chin for a while: "What do you mean is that your universe is not a Marvel comic? That's even more interesting. As expected, every universe will be more interesting."

"So...what are you talking about?" Johnny Blaze asked, "I mean, comics, and so on. Although Wade...I mean, Wade of our universe has talked about 'Marvel' to me and Erica before, I'm still very curious about what you said."

"You mortals don't understand." said the dead head.

"Now is not a joke." Thanos walked towards his throne. "Wade Wilson, I am willing to join forces with you now because you are sincerely willing to save death... But if you continue to talk nonsense, I will throw you out of this spaceship and look for someone who is more beneficial to me and the goddess of death."

Several Deadpools looked at each other and could see the helplessness in each other's eyes.

"Please sign up now. Who wants to go find the damn author with me?" Qi Ji raised his hand and asked, "If we can find the author, we can directly find the answers to everything! That's right, I'm simply a genius!"

After hearing this, Deadpool was stunned and then laughed... Why didn't I expect this method... I used to kill the main writer of my comics.

Ms. Deadpool, Death Bell, Genius Deadpool, Russell, Ivan, Eddie, and Red Tanks raised their hands one after another. Erica, who saw Ivan raise her hands, also smiled and raised her hands. Johnny Blaze, who had thought for a while, also raised her hands, and finally Deadpool dog barked twice.

After thinking for a while, Dr. Blackened Strange raised his hand: "I want to see what the Creator who created us looks like, the powerful power above the Creator of the Creator, I have many questions to ask him for advice."

"Oh, then he will definitely make us omnipotent!" Qi Ji waved his fist, "Do you know why my life path will be so smooth? Because I am the protagonist!! Destination, by the author's side! Set out!"

"Wait!" Thanos's voice sounded, and Qi Ji looked at him in confusion.

"What's wrong?"

"I'll go too." Although Thanos looked fierce, he was also very curious about what Qi Ji said.

But if Qi Ji dares to lie to him, he will definitely smash Qi Ji into meat paste and feed it to Qi Tari's pet.

"Then come here, everyone." Qi Ji pointed at his feet, "Okay, guys, next stop, beside the author!!!"

...

Sitting on the dormitory stool, holding Kang Shuaibo's bucket noodles, Ming Yueshen, who was painting a funny video, almost stuffed the noodles into his nose. He picked up a piece of paper on the table and wiped his mouth, then glanced at the small mirror in the upper right corner of the table, and looked at his handsome face in the mirror that fascinated thousands of girls.

"If I could be a handsome guy, I am now the richest man in the world." Ming Yueshen began to laugh after saying this. At this time, the roommate in the next bed threw a roll of toilet paper from the bed and smashed it on top of his head.

"Why do you have a roll of paper on your bed?" Ming Yueshen asked the roommate in the bed next door. The roommate ignored him and continued to hide in the quilt and do regular arms shaking exercises.

"Sigh!" Ming Yueshen took another bite of instant noodles. Just as he was about to look at himself in the small mirror, he felt his shoulder poking, and then he turned his head and a face wearing a red mask was pressed against his face.

"Gulu..." Ming Yueshen swallowed the instant noodles in his mouth, and he even forgot to wipe his mouth.

"Who are you?" Ming Yueshen asked.

The next second Qi Ji grabbed Ming Yueshen and came to the top floor of the dormitory. The wind was very strong, and there were many big guys, one or two looking at him with bad eyes.

"Ah! I'm just a handsome ordinary person, don't kill me!" Ming Yueshen was so scared that he hugged his head and squatted on the ground.

"Just you call it 'author'?" Russell looked at Ming Yueshen with anger.

"This ordinary human with no energy fluctuations is the 'author'?" Thanos suddenly smiled, then he looked around and felt the breath in the air. "This is just a parallel world, right? It's just a more backward parallel world. Wade, you tease me, you need to bear a serious ending."

"Hey, little guy, don't be nervous, I'm Deadpool, you know." Qi Ji said in Chinese, after all, he is the only one among the people in this group of people who know Chinese.

"Hey?" Ming Yueshen slowly relaxed his arm holding his head. He looked at Qi Ji in front of him in surprise, "Why did you come? Wait a little later, let me understand... Are you Deadpool... Qi Ji?"

"I am Qi Ji!" Qi Ji pointed at himself again, and then he took off his mask and revealed his terrifying face. He tried his best to show kindness, but only terror appeared on his face.

"Ah! I never thought your face was so ugly! You looked like avocado immortal born after the potatoes were dried and the stubble of the homeless!"

"Well said, I like this guy." said the Weasel.

"..." Qi Ji covered his face, and he was resisting the urge to kill the guy in front of him.

"He looks very ordinary." Ms. Deadpool said to Ming Yueshen. The dead head in her arms slammed her mouth, as if she was agreeing.

"I want to know how to find Xiao Death?" Qi Jiqiang swallowed it and said to Ming Yueshen speechlessly.

Ming Yueshen glanced at the group of guys staring at him and swallowed: "I can't spoil it... Hey, this is the rule! You know, you should understand, we've seen it before..."

"What's the point now?" Qi Ji's knife edge was pressed on Mingyueshen's white neck at some point.

"I said! I said everything! I said!" Ming Yueshen was so scared that he quickly raised his hands.

"Where has Xiao Death gone?" Qi Ji leaned closer to Ming Yueshen, then pinched Ming Yueshen's q's butt with his other hand.

"I...I can't spoil it or say it directly, but I can tell you the clue!"

"What clue?" Thanos asked, speaking in a standard Chinese.

At this time, Qi Ji and Ming Yueshen were both stunned.

"You can speak Chinese?!"

"The language composition of the earth is easy to understand, and I can analyze it after listening to a few words." Thanos walked to Qiji and Mingyueshen, "Tell us, the clues...and your identity!"

"I... the clue is... go to die!" After Ming Yueshen said this, he suddenly took out his cell phone and entered in today's new chapter: Ming Yueshen can defeat all the characters in him!

The next second, Mingyueshen knocked Thanos away with one punch.

While Qi Ji was about to take action, Ming Yueshen dodged Qi Ji's blade with thunder speed, and then put Qi Ji over with one hand!

"Damn...he's so cruel?" Russell was stunned!

"Mr. Wade!" Ivan roared and changed his body into a machine state and rushed towards Mingyueshen. The moment he had not yet touched Mingyueshen, Mingyueshen quickly entered into the new chapter: Ivan kept laughing!

The next moment Ivan fell to the ground and began to laugh wildly.

"Just because you still want to mess with me? Hum..." Ming Yueshen put his hands on his hips and smiled at the sky. The next second he was knocked unconscious by Qi Ji's gun.

When he woke up again, he found himself locked on the bed in the dormitory. It was already dark outside. His mouth was stuffed with smelly socks. Qi Ji lifted his mask and smiled badly. He also held a flying cup in his hand: "Tell me, tell me where Xiao Death went... Otherwise, hehehe..."

Mingyueshen whined twice and found that his phone was not on his body. Isn’t it cold anymore!

After he whined twice, Qi Ji pulled out the smelly socks from his mouth and put them on by himself. Ming Yueshen was so angry that he began to retching, and tears burst out from his eyes.

"I said, I said..." Ming Yueshen coughed twice again.

At this time, the guy on the bed next door lifted the quilt and looked at Ming Yueshen's bed, looking at the people crowded in the dormitory, full of strange clothes.

After he was silent for a while, he lay on the bed again and covered himself with a quilt, and continued to start regular movements.

"You go find Mephisto! It's the red king of hell! Well, I can only say so much, or you will fuck me to death, or you will not want me to say more! You don't want the story to lose interest, right?! And if you fuck me to death, you will stop updating! You will all be done!" Ming Yueshen said.

Qi Ji scratched the corner of his mouth and thought: "Okay, that's it, your threat is very effective."

"I have something to say." Dr. Heihuan's stranger walked to Mingyueshen's side and waved his head casually. Mingyueshen immediately became proficient in languages ​​from all over the world. At this time, Dr. Heihuan's stranger looked down at Mingyueshen, "What is the meaning and truth of the world? Why is my love going to pass away?"

Ming Yueshen coughed twice again, the stinky socks had such a terrible momentum! He felt that he was a little bit over him!

"I don't know what the truth about my life world is. Maybe it's paying taxes to the country... But the world you live in and the meaning of your survival is just for readers to have some fun after dinner! That's all! As for love? Did that thing really exist? At least I'm so handsome and I haven't encountered true love..."

Dr. Strange Blackened and Silent was silent.

"It's here... writing our story?" Thanos, who was punched by Mingyueshen, had almost recovered.

He looked at the small Apple computer on the computer desk.

"Don't touch that! You must know that that thing will affect your life and death! Even the highest existence in your world will be permanently cleared! I am just a story writer, I am just a neutral writer, do you understand? I have told you what you want, so you can go quickly, I will update it later!"

"Tsk...I feel like I see the essence of the universe." Genius Deadpool said softly, "Our life is just a sentence written by others. I can't say that one day this idiot will never write it again when his mind is hot, and then our world will disappear forever, haha."

"No, that's different! Although I once fantasized that you really exist... but today I have made me firm in this idea! I created your world, I have feelings for you, and I also want to see your story and see your happy ending! Okay, okay, I believe in love, okay? The world and you are love! So don't worry, I will, and will record your story well, okay?"

"We can kill him." Red Tank said.

"If we kill him, our story will be the eunuch. Do you understand? Eunuch, there is no follow-up, and then our world will disappear at that moment... We have no way to deal with him, what can we do? We can only choose to believe him!" Qi Ji said, "At least this guy has always done a good job before, otherwise we would not have found this place."

"That's right, little signs, you are much ugly than I thought... In addition, Ivan, you are much more handsome than I thought... Hey, Russell, you could only be 1.8 meters tall, I forced you to 1.9 meters tall, thank me... And the Red Tank, you were going to be killed by death, I resurrected you! Of course, it's mainly because the readers want you to come alive...

Eddie, your camera will break every time you travel with Wade. I did it... I hope you don't blame me, I'm going to help you develop your love with Anne! In addition, Vera, Weasel, you will soon have your marriage and children! Wait, I've said too much, okay, you can go quickly, I'm really too late to update, it's eight o'clock soon!"

"We... will have children?" The weasel looked at Vera next to him in surprise, "But we haven't..."

"I said there is something!" Ming Yueshen, who was lying on the bed, shouted.
To be continued...
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