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028 [Fire at me and let the bullets fly]

Time goes back to five minutes ago.▲∴

"Brother, don't lie to me. After saying this, will this group of people stop chasing me?" The second brother looked in disbelief and added: "It's okay for me to beat twenty or thirty by myself, but the Prince Charming heard that he was very skilled in martial arts, and he really didn't know if he could run out. If they really chased me and refused to let go, I...I...Where will I cry?"

I curled my lips and thought he was going to transform, but I wanted to cry. Sure enough, when I put on a skirt, he was no longer a savage, he was a sissy savage!

"Do you still remember...my Holy Fire Order?" I almost forgot that the lighter was thrown by me by the river.

Oh my god, such a good costume - the pussy artifact is wasted.

"Are you talking about this thing?" The woman didn't know where she changed my lighter.

Oh, she picked up the relationship! I really want to pick her up and kiss her... If she didn't slap me, she would be my little angel. I wonder if I want a Ferrari, she can turn it out for me.

"Dragon, look, what is this?" I lifted the lighter.

"Your Holy Fire Order! Didn't you say that this thing is your natal magic weapon, connected to your life?" the second child asked with his head raised.

Huh? I have said this? Maybe I have read too many Xianxia novels and bragging again.

"Then you should know how important this thing is to me! Now I hand it over to your hands and it will protect you. Do you know, this is a fire control baby!" I said and turned on the lighter.

Not to mention, this zippo lighter is better than one-dollar one at a time. After getting in the water, it can still be taken out to pretend.

Looking at the little flame burning in front of him, a trace of heat flashed in his dick's eyes. How could he be beaten down by someone if he wants to become a man with a raging flame?

"Have you learned the spell I taught you before?" I spoke happily.

"Well, I learned it!" the second brother said firmly.

"Second brother! Trust me!" I was serious.

"Yeah, I believe you!" After that, the second child ran towards the Prince Charming.

Looking at the back of the second brother's departure, Xiaowu asked, "Is that spell true? Then can I also have the power of fire from your Holy Fire Order in the future?"

Not to mention, Xiao Wu's eyes were full of desire.

I sighed, and I was bullying you, the country bumpkins, had never seen Mr. Jin Yong's "The Legend of the Condor Heroes".

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"Ah, no, no, no, too many people!" The second child shouted loudly, and I could hear it when I stood far away.

Indeed, besides the more than twenty guards at the beginning, there was another team of ten people behind him. The Prince Charming was the first to be attacked, and his murderous look was possessed by the great devil. I firmly believe that if the second son was caught by him, he would definitely be dismissed.

"Brother! I'm sorry, I wanted to run away, but I couldn't hold on! I'm going to use it!" The second brother yelled, actually just wanted me to hear it, but everyone behind him was frightened by him.

Then, he slowly took out the lighter...

Those who don’t know that attitude thought Sailor Moon was about to transform.

When I saw the lighter, the prince charming's eyes were straight. I believe that he must have thought of me, and also the pair of shoes I was wearing...

The dick took a deep breath and opened his arms, as if waiting for the gods to possess them.

He was so angry that he sank the Dantian and read a classic line from the movie word by word:

——"Blow up! Me! Fire!!"

Scream——, he turned the gears, and a faint flame burned on the lighter...

Then? Then there is nothing.

call--.

The night wind blows by, making it very cool.

The guards and the prince who reacted suddenly realized that they had been put on a trick. They were so angry that they aimed the helmet on their heads directly at the dick and smashed them.

No matter how stupid the second child was, he knew that the situation was wrong, so he spread his feet and continued to run wildly.

It's true that these helmets fly like shells...

The second brother raised a middle finger in the air. I taught him this action. I guess he must be cursing me at this moment.

Scream—.

I heard a voice vaguely. No need to think about it. It must be that his dick's skirt was broken by him...

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"Fang Lin, are you lying to the second child?" Xiao Wu was stunned.

"Who lied to him? Isn't there a wisp of fire on the Holy Fire Order? I forgot to ask him to save it, and it's almost gone." My face didn't blush and my heart was beating. Hey, let alone, my conscience didn't hurt at all.

Xiaowu took a deep breath, and as he watched his dick run farther and farther away, he was too lazy to care about him. He hurriedly hugged Xiaoqi Brother, then grabbed my arm and said, "Run quickly!"

I looked at the direction my dick was away, and I always felt that the distance was not far enough. The dick ran and screamed, as if there were dozens of bullets chasing him from behind.

"No hurry." I made a pause, and then slowly spit out another classic line from the movie:

——"Let the bullet fly for a while."

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I am a very kind person. When I traveled over, I only had a wallet and a lighter. I entrust half of my life to the hands of my second child, so I think he should shoulder his mission.

It’s like the city management captain is saying something to the second child?

——You can’t keep a low profile anymore!

Later, I asked the second brother how he escaped. Because he told me before that the Prince Charming had a strong combat power, and he was not very clear about how strong he was, but it is said that he was the number one master in the Kankiki Kingdom. However, why is this name so strange in the Kanki Kingdom?

Such a strong prince charming, plus thirty guards, his strength is absolutely amazing. Anyway, the second brother said bluntly that he could not beat him if he fought head-on.

At that time, I asked him, if he couldn't beat him, would he run away?

The second child glanced at the tight skirt on his body and didn't say anything for a while.

I have said before that some style-sex women can wear hello-kitty like a tit-tit, but I never thought that a skirt with such a big hem would actually restrict a person from running away.

It can be seen that the dick's legs are really thick. At least when he spread his big feet and ran like a wild dog, this skirt was hindering him.

Whenever I asked him how he escaped, the second brother was always vague, so I didn't know how he escaped. Until one day, I came to the royal city again and heard an interesting story in the tavern.

One night, there was a short man in the palace who covered his crotch and ran naked. I was wondering at that time, why did the Wudang Sect also travel through time?

Later, according to Xiaoqi Ge, who was not reliable, the day the second child returned home, he was wearing a... grass skirt, and his upper body was half of the armor taken off a guard...

I have to say that I have become a masterpiece, the second brother, he really hasn't continued to keep a low profile! He is popular!

What made me laugh the most was that Xiaoqi brother quietly told me that my second child had really become a Wudang faction and often secretly covered his crotch, as if it was... it hurts?

This reminds me of a sentence: If you take too big steps, it is easy to get an egg.

I have to repeat a sentence before:

——The second brother is really bored! He’s so angry!

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