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035 [You are a two-tube]

"Little maid, why are you going to come out?" I said speechlessly.

The second brother is really not afraid of trouble. He made a big fuss in the palace and snatched a living person out, which is really a bandit.

"You have to care! Puppy!" The girl stuck out her tongue at me, then found a place to sit down, and Xiaoliu gave her a breakfast.

"I'll warn you one last time, you can't call me a puppy!" I glared at her, trying to make my expression look a little more vicious.

"I know the puppy." The girl took a sip of the soup, her eyes immediately shining, and she said, "Xiao Liu, you are so awesome!"

Xiaoliu raised his head coolly. His 45-degree angle was definitely professional. He pulled the corners of his mouth, as if he wanted to brag a few words, but after all, he was thin-skinned and could not match the second and others. He pulled the corners of his mouth and simply continued to look up at the sky at the forty-five degrees.

The girl was drinking the soup huh, but there was nothing elegance at all. She was a foodie.

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As the saying goes, after eating, the girl and I were lying quietly on the hill watching the sky.

"Hey, Snow White has been in the palace before, right?" I curled my lips.

"Yes, right!" The girl's eyes were full of smiles, blinking her big eyes, and looking at the white clouds in the sky.

"Snow White has been staying in the palace safely, right? You are her personal maid, you must know." I asked.

"It's okay, it's okay." The girl lies down and kicks her little feet in the air, full of vitality.

"Why are you wearing a mask all the time? Are you so shameless to meet people?" I said as I wanted to take off the girl's mask. The girl was still wearing those pairs of gloves, wrapping herself tightly. The clothes also had a high collar, only revealing a very small amount of skin, and looked crystal clear.

"No!" the girl said as she stood up and ran away, jumping around and picking flowers, her youthfulness was a bit dazzling.

"Hey, puppy! What do you think Snow White looks like?" the girl suddenly said to me.

"How do I know?" Of course I don't know what it looks like. I have watched fairy tales. It's amazing that I have watched a few episodes of Disney cartoons. I don't think the Snow White is any better in anyway.

"Hmph! I just said you have never seen a princess!" The girl raised her fist with a winning expression.

"Tsk, what's so good about it? Isn't it just two eyes, one nose, and two ears?" I said with disdain.

"Didn't you say before that Snow White is the number one beauty in the world?" The girl was unhappy.

"I'm talking nonsense, okay?" I waved impatiently, too lazy to pay attention to her and wanted to continue basking in the sun.

After a while, I felt someone blocking the sunshine. The girl looked down at me with a smile on her head. Looking from the direction of the sunshine, her hair looked smooth and shiny, making people unable to help but want to caress her.

"Puppy, can I tell you a secret?" The girl smiled again, as if something happy could make her very satisfied and happy, and the beauty was like an angel.

"Not good." But I am just such an ignorant person. "If you know too much secret, you won't end up like this."

What a joke? So many people on TV have been killed, and the most common reason for killing is "You know too much." You tell me some big gossip, maybe I'm still a little interested. My brother doesn't care about the secret of your naughty child.

"Hmph, I'm afraid I'll scare you when I say it!" The girl put her hands on her hips and stared at the boss with beautiful eyes.

"Please be scared to death..." I rolled my eyes.

The girl took a deep breath, her small breasts slumped together, and then looked at me very seriously and said, "Actually... I am Snow White!"

I stared into her eyes, and after a long time, I laughed and said, "Hey, I pretend to be quite similar. With your acting skills, you can act, and maybe you can become a queen of the movie!"

"What a movie queen, what's that thing! Alas! I'm really Snow White!" The girl pushed me desperately.

"You are a fart Snow White, you are just a second bullet!" I ruthlessly attacked.

"Ertong? What does that mean?" the girl was puzzled.

I glanced at her little chest and said, "A card in mahjong means only two points!"

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The girl was angry, really angry. She looked at me angrily, her eyes were filled with anger, and she pouted and didn't speak.

To be honest, Snow White is recognized as the number one beauty in fairy tales. As long as people in the world don’t have the aesthetic distortion of everyone like dwarfs, then Snow White must be extremely beautiful. The queen is so beautiful. How beautiful should Snow White be?

Look at the girl again, her body has indeed begun to take shape, and it is only the beginning of its size. It is completely incomparable to the queen's fairy figure!

I suddenly remembered that I have a magic mirror. This guy should have finished charging, right?

I took out the magic mirror from my arms and spoke, "Miracle Mirror Magic Mirror!"

No response.

"Miracle Mirror!" I raised my tone, but I still didn't respond!

"I'm sorry!" I was about to start, and as expected, a hateful big mouth slowly surfaced on the mirror.

"You melon skin!" Magic Mirror cursed with his mouth wide.

"Oh, this time I changed to Shaanxi dialect, you're amazing!" I flicked the mirror a few times with my fingertips.

"Tell me who is the most beautiful person in the world!" As I said that, I looked at the girl with provocation.

The girl moved her butt, and sat down next to me and stared at the magic mirror, looking very curious.

"Melon peel, I don't want to be a member of the society." This is quite standard. Every time I speak inauthentic dialects, this magic mirror is worth it enough.

"Do you want to be smashed by me or you want to be scratched by me?" I threatened.

"Hungry (me) society, hungry (say)!" Magic Mirror opened his mouth and begged for mercy.

"Speak quickly!"

"You are the most beautiful person in the world!" Magic Mirror's tone was full of exaggeration...

I'm going, I'm a man! Don't deal with me with the way you are against the queen! You are such a slutty mirror!

"But, Snow White is ten thousand times more beautiful than you!" Is it so cheap? I really want to throw it away.

"Did anyone say this when asked this question? Did Snow White give you money?" Paralysis, why did anyone ask this answer?

"Do you suspect you are hungry (me)?" Magic Mirror was a little unhappy in his tone.

"Then I ask you, is she beautiful or the queen beautiful?" I pointed to the girl, and I want to test the aesthetic sense of the magic mirror.

"Of course she is beautiful!".

It seems that the queen must have abused it...

After saying that, Magic Mirror went to bed again, that is, charging.

Does its conscience hurt?

Furious fall!

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"Ertong, I'll ask you a few questions." I said to the girl.

The girl looked down at her little breast, her eyes full of anger and said, "Don't call me Ertong!"

"I'm not allowed to tell the truth?" I curled my lips.

"But...but...it doesn't grow on its own..." The girl became more and more shy and could not continue to say anything.

"Just rub more, why don't I help you?" I said seriously.

Learn from Lei Feng’s good example! Do more good deeds! You ask me why I can’t rub it myself? That’s it, I heard that rubbing myself can easily lead to crookedness...

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Chapter completed!
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