050 [You idiot]
Dandelion! Dandelion!
I heard from the dwarves that a truly powerful wizard is comparable to a god!
I didn't believe it at the beginning, it was a thing in fantasy novels. This is a fairy tale world, not a mythical world.¥f
But now the strong wind and the ice in the sky... I believe it!
The Prince Charming stopped stiffly, and his hand holding the sword began to tremble.
Gripping his teeth, he swung his sword at the man in black. His momentum seemed unparalleled, but every step he took, frozen dandelion catkins would fall in the air. Each wisp of catkins was like a knife, cutting his skin and robe. At this moment, the prince charming had no handsomeness as before, and the rest was only ragged clothes.
"Shhh!" A sharp and harsh sound rang out, and the prince charming blew a thing that looked a bit like a whistle, but the sound was much louder than the whistle, and the guards in the forest rushed towards the forest!
"Not good!" I screamed inwardly, picked up...the bricks, and ran outside the house.
No matter how powerful she is, she is still unable to defeat four hands with two fists. 3,000 guards. What does that mean?
Even if you cut one with one size fits, you can cut your hands and cramps. Even if your arm strength is amazing, you will be so annoyed!
"I knew that there was something white in my stupid woman's mind!" I cursed, but unconsciously accelerated.
She is a sick and cute person. She can sprain her ankle by kicking the ice sculpture with her feet. I guess each of the three thousand people will breathe a sigh of relief, and maybe she can blow her away...
what to do?
By the way! Find a second child!
He should have finished pulling the eggs that have been pulled for so long?
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"Who kicks me!"
"Two - Get up with me!"
I kicked my dick on the shoulder, but this idiot was too strong. I had already kicked an ordinary person overturned by me, but kicking him was like kicking a iron plate, which made my feet hurt.
"What...what happened?" The second brother stood up and said hurriedly.
Me: "#¥%!"
If I hadn't been able to beat him, if I hadn't been able to kill him with just one brick, I would have to kill him now!
"Follow me! You idiot!"
"Brother! Why do you call me stupid? I'll tell you..."
"Tell me your sister! Say you're paralyzed!"
I pulled him and ran desperately. What's wrong with me running behind me, the dog-leading person, turned into a dog-leading run. My dick was like a Chinese pastoral dog, and it was so happy. The two small short legs, like Corgi, were so fast that they ran in front of me in a short moment.
"Hey! Brother! Do you run faster or not?" The second brother turned around and grinned, his smile was still very devilish.
"It's so much fun! You will be tired when you will be there!" I said to my dick.
"Isn't it just a prince charming? Even if I can't beat it, I want to escape in this world, and no one can stop me!" The second brother's words sounded so awesome.
"What if there are many people?" I said quietly.
"So many? Just kidding! Do you remember the palace that time? Dozens of elite guards chased me! I escaped in minutes and snatched Bai Xue." The second child curled his lips, looking like Dugu Qiubai.
But...what the hell is the move! Your sister is not a lol.
"What if there are three thousand people? Can you run out and bring another person?" I continued to be quiet.
"How many?"
"Three thousand."
"Are you going to have a lot of fun? Let's go home and have a few drinks."
paralysis!
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Along the way, I followed my dick while communicating. On the way, I occasionally met a few scattered guards. My dick flew away casually. I also slapped a few with bricks, just like warming up to practice the feel.
When I was about to run to the periphery of the forest, I suddenly remembered that there was an assistant.
"Mirror Mirror! Don't pretend to be dead for me! If I don't come out, I will rub you to death!" I shouted at the bastard magic mirror.
"Ce Na (fuck), you little red guy..." This time I changed to Shanghai dialect.
"Shut up! I'll ask you how to save Helen!" I glared at it angrily.
"Helen? His Majesty Queen?" Magic Mirror's big mouth opened.
I nodded and said, "Nonsense! Three thousand guards are about to run out to siege the city later. Tell me quickly if there is any way!"
"What method is needed to save the queen? Just stand aside and wave to her." Magic Mirror's tone was so naughty.
The sentence "It's really a dog" cannot express my mood at this moment. It feels like the whole zoo now!
Helen must have abused it! He must have abused it!
By the time my second son and I ran to the periphery of the forest, hundreds of guards had already come out, but the scene in front of me blinded me.
The flying dandelion floating in the air filled the surroundings. If the guards around him wanted to get close to Helen and Prince Charming, it would be like walking forward in a blizzard. Many of the guards' armor was a little messy and could not get close to Helen. Several guards were even in pain and lying on the ground like a dead dog.
At this time, it was the Prince Charming's turn to be confused...
Damn, do you want to be so exaggerated? So many people can't get close to you!
However, I obviously found that Helen's face was getting paler and paler. She turned her head and looked at me. Her eyes were a little complicated. Anyway, my IQ of 249 cannot be analyzed clearly.
After she glanced at me, her figure suddenly disappeared, and the next moment, the prince charming... also disappeared!
She rode a broom, and there was a prince charming stuck on the broom, and she flew into the sky!
Lying...Damn it!
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The second brother and I chased Helen in the sky. The guards also wanted to rush into the forest, but were stopped by the fog. There were also a large number of beasts in the forest. When they couldn't see clearly, they just ordered a takeaway for the carnivores...
"Helen!" I shouted, but this stupid woman flew too fast and I couldn't catch up at all. I didn't know what she was thinking.
Fortunately, she was wrapped tightly, and no one could recognize her. Otherwise, just by attacking the Prince Charming, a war between the two countries might break out...
I now understand why the magic mirror told me that Helen doesn't need to be saved, just stand outside and wave to her.
In my fairy tale world, the Poison Queen not only sells poisonous apples, she also beats the Prince Charming...what the hell!
Helen looked down and looked at her long, black hair fluttered in the wind, looking soft and flowing. There was a playful look in her eyes, and a cold voice came into my ears.
"What are you going to do after chasing me, idiot."
I:"........"
This petty woman! This is definitely calling her a stupid woman before taking revenge on me!
"Bang-!" Something fell from the sky, and then the dandelions in the sky dissipated with the wind, and Helen, who was riding a broom and a virtuous person, disappeared.
And that thing from heaven... is the prince charming who has frozen into an ice sculpture!
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Chapter completed!