Around the forest, a handsome man wearing a white shirt and black pants and alligator leather shoes stood in a brick. The sword (brick) in his hand shone with an orange-red light like a small sun in the sun. This close-up lasted for five seconds. After waiting for so many years, he had to pretend to be worth it.

The mute guard has always been very resistant to fighting, and it can be seen from the last time he fought with his second son. Although I tried to slash Huashan, he endured the blood from his scalp and tried his best to get up.

"Hmph!" I uttered this sound from my nose, and then spoke the classic line in "Ip Man 2": "I want to hit ten!"

"Meow, why did I faint just now..." Xiao Hei woke up "Youyou".

It widened its cat's eyes, then looked at me with a respectful look on its face and said, "Uncle Eighth Master is indeed a master in the world. Xiao Hei is here to wish Uncle Eighth Master a good match and make it famous all over the world!" After that, it trotted a few steps, and then exerted a little force on both cats' feet, just like a fat cat climbing a tree, jumping onto my shoulders.

Now I am possessed by "Dugu Qiubai" and "Xiaozhi", but this Pikachu is a bit different. Pikachu should be a winner in every battle.

"Little thief! I see that your conscience is not lost. I won't kill you today. Get out of here!" I said in a deep voice.

No, just because the magic mirror just saw it and told me that it...is almost out of power!

The mute guard was obviously hesitant and hesitant. His body was densely filled with traces left by bricks, which made me feel a little embarrassed.

I turned my back to the guard and began to tie Bai Xueshang. The guard was frightened by me and didn't dare to step forward. Because he knew that the magic mirror was already staring at him, I could dodge his attack just right without my eyes and put a brick on him.

Although he couldn't speak, he should be very clear in his heart that if I had not used a brick but a sword, I would have cut him down!

He should be glad that I am not from Northeast China, otherwise I would not be so easy to negotiate.

"What are you looking at?"

"I won't let you see it yet!"

"You can try another look!"

"I just looked at it, why are you doing it?"

"Believe it or not, I will kill you!"

This is the invincible side of the Northeast man. I heard that walking on the street, "just because I looked at you more in the crowd," it may trigger the live version of "Violent District". If I were a Northeastern man, I would slap him to death in minutes! It was like slapping a little strongman with the soles of his feet! This is the Northeast of my Great Heavenly Dynasty!

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"Is it okay? Is there anything hurting?" I asked with concern. I looked at Bai Xue. Not to mention that she was wearing very beautiful clothes today, especially her hair, with a small silver bell tied to her bun. Under the knee-length pleated skirt, her calves were exposed, and her fair skin was like white marble that was smooth and smooth.

I am a hero to save the beauty. Shouldn’t you throw yourself into your arms or give a righteous kiss now? At the very least, you should show your weakness and lie on my shoulder sobbing silently, right? In this way, I can hug your slim waist and then gently pat your thin shoulders.

But Bai Xue didn't. She stared at me with a reproachful look, making me seem like a child who made a mistake.

Could it be that her arrest is related to me?

"What...what happened?" I tried carefully.

Bai Xue sagged her little mouth and said angrily: "I'm hungry!"

Me: "#%!" You are really endless!

As a matter of course, I started having sex as if no one else was around...

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"Mom Xipi, I'm sleepy, I'm going to go to bed. Be careful, continue to scare him and scare him away." Magic Mirror said softly, and then... the power was off.

Damn, you are out of power at the critical moment! Do you know how serious this matter is? Its seriousness is tantamount to a husband holding a mobile phone and saying love words to his wife: "You are not beautiful at all, there are more people around me than you." The next sentence: "But you are the most beautiful and special scenery in my life." Before I could say it, there was no power!

If I were that husband, I might be so scared that I dare not go home...

Now I am no different from the kind of "paper tiger" that ** calls it, but fortunately the mute guard has been wandering around the periphery and dare not move forward.

"Oh, Uncle Master, I suddenly felt so dizzy again..." Xiao Hei jumped off my shoulder agilely, then climbed up a big tree, found a hole in it, and hid in it. That agility made me look at it with admiration...

Late...Damn it! God-level pitting teammates.

Sure enough, the guard noticed clues from it and rushed towards me tentatively!

"Do you still remember your dick's spear? Let me tell you, don't get close to me, your dick is already nearby!" I nonsense at the mute guard and protected Bai Xue behind me.

"That day, people finally recalled the horror that was once dominated by them and the humiliation that was imprisoned in a bird cage" - "Attack on the Old Dwarf".

The best master in the palace, he loses if he loses, but losing to such an ugly monster is really a great shame in life!

From that day on, he had nightmares every night, dreaming of the extremely ugly big face and the extremely demonic laughter of the dick. When he couldn't sleep at night, counting the sheep. As he counted, the sheep's face turned into the dick, and then smiled at him with a evil smile. Not to mention that it was so scary.

The mute guard's eyelids kept twitching, and the corners of his mouth couldn't help but twitch. He looked around, as if he was a little scared, but soon he recovered from calmness, continued to smile at me, and then rushed over with a knife!

Damn, fight!

My qi sinks into my dantian. At worst, I can get a knife. No matter what, this brick will hit his temple! Who is more powerful than who is afraid of whom? I have no reason to be ruthless.

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My brother Xiaolin has been traveling around the world for so many years, and has never been afraid of anyone since he was a child! The only time he was worried was because the kindergarten teacher coaxed me to sleep. Looking at her lying on the same bed with me, I asked her worriedly if she would get pregnant with my child.

Isn't it just a knife that I closed my eyes, then used all my strength and waved the bricks to slap him in the temple!

Hum? Is it empty?

Strange, why doesn't it hurt?

"Bang--."

"Ah, beat!" What a familiar voice, could it be... Bruce Lee!?

There was no pain as I imagined. To be precise, the guard's knife did not cut me at all, and he didn't even get close to me.

I saw a short figure with snow in the world, even more lonely than fireworks...

The short figure raised his ugly face full of weeds and grinned at me, with a magical smile as always: "Brother! How do you know I'm here? We really have a little bit of understanding!"

Oh my god, why is the second child really here? Could it be that this is the legendary... bad fate!?

And you have a heart-to-heart relationship with your sister! When you speak like this, I always feel that something is wrong.

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[Now it is the twelfth sci-fi recommendation list. I think it's okay for us to enter the top ten, so I'm asking for recommendation votes. Do you dare to let me exceed 10,000 votes this week? Also, you can guess what strange things will happen in the next chapter, hehe.]

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Chapter completed!