Chapter 36 The Witch and the Witches
After seeing those little kids, I was stunned by the scene in front of me. The children in front of me no longer had any normal images. They were all as colorful as painters, but they were not paint, but various candies and desserts. Moreover, the most terrifying thing was... these children had no idea what architecture was, so they directly ate the four main load-bearing columns and some walls in the middle of the house.
The Candy House is not entirely composed of candy. Although it is called the Candy House, it just means. In fact, the components of the Candy House include various types of desserts, a large part of which are chocolates and other things. In terms of desserts, these are all very top-notch things, but in terms of building materials, these are all unqualified products. It is already quite difficult to build a small house with these unqualified building materials. Now a group of naughty kids have eaten off the load-bearing pillar and a wall. If there is no problem, then I can only praise the magic of magic.
"Hurry, come out, the house is about to collapse!"
A group of children did not react immediately when they heard me, but stared at me for a while. Then, one of the boys who looked the largest, about 11 or 12, suddenly grabbed a piece of half-melt hot chocolate paste and smashed it at me. "Damn it, stupid." The child shouted while throwing it.
Boom. The hot chocolate that flew to me did not directly stick to my face like they did when they had a prank before. Instead, when they were more than a foot away from me, they suddenly encountered something. In an instant, they were completely evaporated by a ball of purple flames, and in the end they didn't even see a slag.
"Hey, little brat, don't you know that pranks are big ass?"
"Don't you know what the minor protection law is?" The boy who threw hot chocolate at me shouted: "If you dare to touch me, I will call the police, the police will arrest you."
Although everyone's costumes in the game are like Halloween performances, people can still see some real things. The child in front of you can guess that he is an American at first glance, because children in other countries rarely use the child protection method to threaten adults. This kind of thing is only done by American children. Of course, we can understand this as the American spirit of resistance. But I am very unhappy now.
"Little brat, do you know what I do?"
"I care what you do?"
"No, you must know, because... I am actually a human trafficker who specializes in catching children and selling them to Africa." As I said that, I reached out and pointed it gently on the wall next to me. The candy house, which was already a severely dangerous house, fell down with a sound of breaking, and the little kids below were instantly buried in a pile of candy fragments.
The Candy House is just a small single-story house with a simple structure and quite low. In addition, it is made of candy, so it is not very heavy. Even if it is thrown away, it will not kill people. However, being buried in candy is enough for them to suffer a little.
I originally wanted to wait for these little bastards to crawl out of the candy ruins and capture them all and send them to the Kirin Warriors to escort them back to their parents. But before the naughty kids came out, a scream suddenly sounded behind me.
"Oh, what have you done? My Candy House!" With a burst of crying, a chin could be used as an awl. A super old witch less than one meter two tall ran out of the forest next to her, and finally stood in front of the ruins of the Candy House and started crying.
I looked at this old witch with some surprise. I have to say that this image is so classic. Ten people can guess at it at a glance. Because this arrow was designed according to the witch's template. The representative ragged robe, pointed wizard hat, a powerful camel body, a huge head almost grows on the chest instead of the shoulder, and the long curved nose looks like a bird's beak instead of a human nose. Of course, the skin like a dead tree bark and the huge pustules on the face are indispensable. Oh, by the way, and the extremely untidy yellow plate teeth that are very shattered.
"that……"
I was about to explain, but suddenly the old witch stopped crying and pulled out a magic wand from the basket behind me that looked like a magic wand that could be stuffed into the basket. Of course, this magic wand is different from most magic wands in the game. Unlike the gorgeous wands used by players, this wand is made of wood and has no gems inlaid. The bottom of the wand is a relatively straight branch. The branches are simply removed and polished slightly. The top of the wand is just coiled with branches to form a spiral structure and nothing is left.
Although this staff is a bit simple, the person in front of me is the witch in the fairy tale candy house, which means that this person should be considered a boss. For such an existence, if you underestimate her, you must be prepared to suffer losses, and I don’t want to suffer losses, so I did not underestimate her.
Just as the other party took out the staff, I quickly retreated and opened the distance. At the same time, Eternity had already reached my hand, but it had not yet been expanded.
"Misunderstanding, this is a misunderstanding, please let me explain."
"No matter who it is, it will cost a price to destroy my candy house." The old witch shouted in anger, then raised her staff and shook it twice, then pointed the head of the staff at me.
Without the magic bullets we often have or other light and shadow effects flying out, a bang came directly under my feet, accompanied by a ball of pink smoke rising. I quickly spread my wings and flashed hard. While dispelling the smoke, I also retreated backwards.
After I dodged away, just where I was standing, a few green rattans drilled out of the ground and flew in the air. If I hadn't flashed quickly, all of these rattans would have to be wrapped around me now.
"Hey, hey, let me explain at least."
"Let's explain slowly when you die." After the witch said that, she shook her staff twice, then pointed forward, and I was so scared that I quickly dodged. Then there was another bang behind her, and a big tree suddenly disappeared, and a cute little white rabbit appeared on the spot. However, although the rabbit was very cute, I was shocked. In the past, everyone fought with others with energy-shaping spells back and forth. Such magic spells such as deformation spells are rare, and I don't know if my resistance can block such things. If she can't block them, she will turn into a rabbit. Then how can I fight? Even if my intelligence is not affected, I don't think I can defeat the old witch in the form of a rabbit.
"Hey, hey, don't go too far. I'll fight back again."
"Back back? OK, if you have the ability, you can fight back."
"This is what you said." As I said that, I suddenly pointed forward, and two space gates suddenly appeared on the left and right sides of the old witch. Before the old witch could react, her arms were suddenly grabbed by both arms and twisted behind her. Then she was surprised to find that her magic had failed. No matter how she chanted the spell or did something else, she couldn't feel any magic fluctuations anyway.
"Forbidden Demon Realm?" The old witch finally stopped struggling after discovering that the magic sense was cut off. If she got rid of the magic, she was just an old woman. Naturally, she could not be the opponent of the creature behind her. In fact, even if she had magic, she might not have done the one behind her, because it was Lingling who caught her. As an angel, Lingling's basic physical strength was still quite exaggerated. No matter what, an old witch would definitely not be able to handle it.
"Don't you resist?" I walked back after Lingling and Ling controlled the situation. However, at this time, the ruins of the candy house next to me suddenly moved a few times, and then I saw a few little kids dyed with candy into various colors crawling out of the ruins. Seeing these little kids, I pointed at them and said, "You see, they destroyed your candy house. It's not me. I just arrived."
Although the old witch saw the children, she did not immediately admit her mistake. Instead, she looked at the little kids and said, "Even if you didn't destroy my candy house, entering my forest would be a death sentence." Before I could mock her ignorant of the current affairs, the old witch continued to say, "However, for the sake of these children, I can keep going. However, you have to hand them over to me."
"What's wrong? Are you really planning to eat people?"
"Hehehe, you won't move. The child is white and tender, smooth and the most delicious. As long as you hand over these children to me, I will not hold you responsible for destroying the candy house."
"Hey, you have some eyesight to see if you can see me? I'm holding me accountable? I don't know who is being pressed to the ground now? Even if I don't agree with your plan, do you think you have the ability to deal with me? He even said that I'm responsible, why should you hold me accountable?"
"Hmph, I am indeed no match for you, but if you don't hand these kids over to me, I will send a signal to our Queen. At that time...hehehehehehehehehehehe..."
"Be honest, don't make strange sounds scary when you're okay." Lingling pressed down hard on the old witch's arm, and the old witch immediately gave up the strange laughter that had been before.
"Who is Her Majesty the Queen you are talking about?" I asked out a voice. Now I am not as polite to this old witch, because I discovered that this is completely the image of a witch under the template of a bad guy. Even the way of thinking is fairy tale, that is, doing bad things for the sake of doing bad things. It can be said that this kind of bad guy is the most unsolvable, because he doesn't want to get anything from it, and just wants to do more bad things as much as possible. For such a person, general persuasion and coercion and temptation do not work. Because I know that this old witch exists like this, I have no hope of persuading her.
The old witch did not refuse to answer because of my bad attitude, but instead showed off proudly: "Of course we have the Queen is the great Queen of Hearts."
"Queen of Red?" I seem to have heard this fairy tale, but the Queen of Red in the original work should be the fairy tale of **, at least it should have nothing to do with the Candy House. However, this fairy tale forest is only based on fairy tales and is not completely applied, so it is normal to have some differences in the middle.
"No matter how powerful your queen is, you are in my hands now. It's just a matter of one word that I want to kill you. So, don't be arrogant in front of me."
"..." Maybe I was suddenly awakened by me. At this time, the old witch remembered that it seemed that the real danger was her. Although the witch in the fairy tale had many strange magic abilities, her body seemed to be not much different from that of ordinary people. Anyway, she seemed to die easily. The old witch I controlled now was just the meat on the chopping board. Whether to cut or chop filling was completely determined by me, there was no other possibility. Even if her queen was powerful, she could not relieve her near thirst, and if I wanted to kill her, she would still die, so the old witch in the golden moment compromised in an instant.
Seeing that she stopped resisting, I immediately knew that the old witch finally understood the current situation. As long as she surrendered, it would be easy.
"Now I ask you questions, you must answer them, there is no room for bargaining. If you don't answer honestly, I will immediately let my magic pet cut your head."
"Yes, yes, just ask." The old witch had no backbone at all. When she found that it was not threatened, she immediately became like a mangy dog saying something. Of course, this was the best for me, and it was convenient for me to ask about information.
I signaled Lingling to let go of her first. Then I started asking after she stood up, "First of all, tell me, did you build this candy house?"
"Can you make candy?" Before the old witch could answer, a question suddenly came from the side. When I turned my head, I realized that the previous group of naughty kids had come to us at some point. Of course, this was mainly because I didn't pay attention to guarding them, so I deliberately ignored their information. Otherwise, it would be impossible for these children without level to run to me quietly under my senses.
The sudden interruption made me annoyed. However, before I could react, I suddenly got a stick behind my back. As soon as I turned around, I found that the little kid who hit me before was knocking me with a wooden stick. Of course, I wouldn't have any trouble even if I didn't wear armor, let alone I was wearing a Dragon Soul suit that could block the direct shot of the shells.
"You little brat. Do you want me to beat your butt into four pieces?"
"Shh..." The little kid not only did not be scared by me, but instead made a face at me, grabbed a stone on the ground and smashed it at me. Of course, the stone suddenly fell down halfway, and then cracked in half with a click, which scared the naughty child. However, more stones flew over, and the other kids threw the stones. Obviously, these kids took this oldest child as the leader, and the other kids listened to him. When they found that the boss was scared by me, they immediately began to fight back and help the boss.
Looking at the children around me who were throwing stones at me, I was so angry that I almost grabbed them all and slap them all, but I finally held them back. After all, Is it a child? However, not spanking does not mean that I don’t intend to punish them.
"Hey, stop me. Whoever is making trouble should not blame me for taking action."
"If you have the ability, you can take action." Like that old witch, these children are not afraid of me at all. But I think so. These are all children, and the combat power list has nothing to do with them. Moreover, they are all children from the United States, and no one dares to hit them at home. After all, children abuse is prohibited in the United States, and most parents dare not hit their children. This has caused American children to be fearless since childhood, and they are much more lively than Chinese children. Of course, the side effect of this environment is that children are super difficult to manage, and they are all as ugly as monkeys.
Seeing that these little things had no intention of stopping, I reached out and snapped my fingers. Then, I heard a buzz, accompanied by a scream that gradually faded away, and the children around me saw their eldest child flying directly into the sky, and they became smaller and smaller, and they almost disappeared in the end.
"Ah... Run!" After finding that their boss was thrown into the sky and could not be seen, a child finally reacted and shouted, and then the remaining children immediately threw down the stones and ran away in scattered. It's a pity that their little athletic ability is really not enough to see.
Bang. The ground suddenly collapsed, and a child fell into a big pit and disappeared. Boom, another child flew into the sky, and then followed the two children next to him one after another. Finally, the remaining children all fell into the pit. However, soon there was a big hole on the ground, and then the fallen children flew out of the hole like melon seeds spit out from their mouths, chasing the children in front of them and flew into the sky together.
Looking at the eight children who disappeared in the air, I said directly: "Go up and pick it up, don't really fall to the ground."
Huh, accompanied by a strong wind, the mistress suddenly appeared and then soared into the sky. Soon the children who flew into the sky began to fall due to inertia exhaustion. When the ascension ended, their screams stopped for a while, but when they found that they began to fall again, the screams immediately began to ring one after another.
Accompanied by the screams falling all the way, the mistress flew over directly, then stretched out one of his heads to approach a child. The little fart screamed in fear: "Don't eat me, don't eat me. I'm obedient, I promise to be obedient in the future and never be naughty again."
Although he screamed loudly, the mistress ignored him and swallowed him into his mouth in one bite. The children around him were frightened to scream hard when they saw their companions being eaten, which was louder than the screams when they fell. However, the sound soon disappeared because the mistress had three heads and a long neck. They were all chewed east and west, and soon the eight children were all taken into his mouth by him.
After catching the eight children, the mistress landed again, and quickly spit out all the eight little kids. Afterwards, he licked his tongue with unsatisfactory feelings, which scared the children quickly gathered together, and he didn't even care about the saliva on his body. Of course, the mistress was not savoring the taste of the child, he didn't eat it. Where did he get the taste? The reason for licking his tongue was mainly because of the candy house. These little kids had just crawled out of the ruins of the candy house. They were full of candy, and the mistress held it in his mouth. The saliva naturally washed all the candy. At this time, the mistress was savoring the smell of the candy.
Looking at the eight little kids who were gathered together with a slightly white face, I deliberately smiled evilly and asked, "Who else do you want to resist?"
The little head shaking desperately, for fear that it would become a flying person in the air if it slowed down.
"Well, it's true, is it just that kids are cute?" After sighing with satisfaction, I snapped my fingers again, and the huge figure of the guardian steel claws immediately appeared beside me. I pointed to the children and said to the steel claws: "Send them back to the previous fork, do you know how to get there?"
Steel Claw nodded, and then the tentacles on his back suddenly stretched out and curled towards the children. Steel Claws have twelve tentacles, and there are only eight children here, which is enough. One tentacle rolled upside down with the feet of a child, lifted the children upside down and hung them above his head. Steel Claw turned around and ran towards the direction we came, and the eight children shook with the running like lanterns hanging on the flagpole. Of course, I deliberately asked Steel Claw to carry them. This group of kids would definitely be a troublemaker who caused trouble. Their parents couldn't bear to start, but I didn't feel sorry for them at all.
"Okay, now answer my question and tell me, did you build the candy house here?" Seeing that the steel claws ran away, I turned around and asked again when facing the old witch.
If the old witch had planned to resist before, she had no intention of thinking now. After being controlled by Lingling, she was just a little worried and not afraid, because Lingling was just an angel. Although she was very strong, she would not be unable to resist. At least her queen could do it. As for Ling, although she was much stronger than Lingling, the old witch was not afraid because she didn't realize that Ling was a big demon. Compared to Lingling, Ling was already a completely different level of existence. Her strength had exceeded the range that the old witch could recognize, so she didn't take Ling seriously at all. However, now she did not dare to resist at all because she saw the mistress.
Although Miss San is a three-headed dragon, it belongs to the dragon clan mutant, and is completely different from the sub-dragons such as bipedal flying dragons, base dragons, and earth dragons. The dragon clan has only admitted that the sub-dragons are related to the dragon clan, but does not admit that the sub-dragons belong to the dragon clan, but the mutant dragon is still a genuine giant dragon recognized by the dragon clan. This relationship is like the relationship between humans, deformed children and gibbons. Gibbons are similar to sub-dragons. Humans only recognize that gibbons are related to humans, but do not think that gibbons are branches of humans. A mutant dragon like Miss San is similar to deformed children. Although they look different from the genuine dragon clan, the dragon clan still admits that he is one of its members.
Based on the attitude of the dragon clan, the mistress can be considered as the orthodox dragon of the dragon clan, and the hornets of the dragon clan are quite famous. If you dare to slay the dragon, it is best to clean up the traces on the scene. If you accidentally miss some clues, or you are seen and told to the dragon clan, then you are ready to wait for the large group of dragon clans to visit your house.
The old witch obviously understood the habits of the dragon clan very well, so she immediately became honest when she saw the mistress. The mistress was obviously my subordinate, which means that if her queen dealt with me, she would have to face the mistress' attacks. If they didn't resist, the result would be very tragic, but if they had to resist...the consequences of killing a dragon... they couldn't afford it anyway. Therefore, the old witch decided to cooperate completely to avoid disaster.
"I built the candy house." The old witch replied immediately.
I immediately became excited when I heard this, and then asked, "Do you know a guy named Bingquan?"
"I don't know." The answer was straightforward, but unexpected.
Chapter completed!