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Chapter 520 Two abnormal people

"No, really not..."

I was so angry that I sat down on the sofa like exhaustion, grabbed a bottle of beer and poured it through. The cold liquid extinguished the scorching burning sensation in my throat, and the bitterness became a little sweet. I sang hysterically for three or four hours, and started to order Sun Nan's songs, and later changed to Andy Lau's songs, and finally I could only sing Adu's. Now I stop raping, and it's hard to speak. I have never squandered my voice like this, so I didn't recognize my voice at this moment. I didn't expect that I would sing so many songs, thanks to Liusu, I often sing K-songs. Even if I haven't sang it, I can listen to it.

"I've been unable to do it for a long time..." Xiao Yike, who was lying on the sofa like a dead person, did not notice that the short skirt had slipped to the base of his thighs, and even exposed the red sexy pants that were inconsistent with his age and temperament. While sucking the orange juice with a straw, she frowned and looked at me and said, "Uncle, you are a little abnormal today. I always thought you were quite honest. I didn't expect you to make a fuss, even more exaggerated than me. I always thought you were quite serious. I didn't expect you to teach you rabbit dance... But then again, you danced so badly, puff--cough, cough---"

I know I danced badly, but you don’t have to exaggerate it, right? The fairy thought of my dancing posture, which was only dynamic but definitely not moving. She laughed and the drink choked into her nose. She was already facing down and coughed suddenly. She quickly sat up. She realized that her sudden spring light was venting. She let out a strange cry, and pulled her skirt to cover her snow-white thighs. Her little face was as bright as the pair of pants. "Did you see it?"

"I didn't see it," while saying this, my eyes were still staring at her thighs and didn't turn back. "Who told you that serious people can't learn to dance, honest people can't make a fuss? What is entertainment and what is entertainment? Isn't this the meaning of KTV's existence, providing a place for people to vent their stress."

"I take back what I said just now, you are not honest and unfair at all!" The fairy crawled in front of me and said with her teeth and claws: "I confess to lenient resistance and strictness, and say, what color is my pants?!"

Only fools believe that confession will be lenient.

"Nonsense, it's red! You said it was wrong on purpose, right?!" The fairy showed off her long fake nails, "You are choosing to resist and be strict... Humph ~"

The fairy smiled very vulgarly, and she looked more like a pervert than me. "I mean, you are more suitable for wearing white. The red is too mature and too charming. I think you are purer and more cute."

The fairy covered her face with her hands and looked shy and shameless, "Really?"

"Really." Actually, what I'm talking about is not her pants, but her people. They are kind and considerate inside, but always pretend to be cool on the surface, deliberately concealing their true self. They dress in a standard image as a gangster girl, which is really not suitable for her.

When the fairy went to my house to play, she was dressed quite seriously in order to maintain her image as a young lady in Chu Yuan and Dongfang's mind, but now... she didn't expect that I would skip the shift and go out to accompany her crazy, so she ran over from the Internet cafe, so she didn't have time to go home to change clothes. She wore a black high-waisted leather jacket and tight leather skirt, paired with a pair of pointed and tall long leather boots, and paired with the long burgundy ponytail, she looked like a little girl from a racing car - although her mount was a very cute little princess electric car.

On hot days, wearing leather jackets, you say she is not afraid of heat, but she has exposed too much. The suspender vest inside the leather jacket is exposed with her navel, and I feel chilly when I see her. The petite and cute clothes are so hot that she is pleasing to the eye, and I feel really uncomfortable.

"Uncle, you are so interested. Don't men like women who are a little more lewd? But you like pure..."

"When you grow up as a woman, then go learn how to be lewd... Bah, don't learn that when you grow up."

"I'm nineteen years old and have grown up as a woman for more than a year," the fairy lifted up a little bit of the corners of her skirt and said in a sweet voice: "Uncle, don't be serious. You looked straight at me just now, and you still thought I didn't know? Look, your eyes are not honest again, right?"

Do you know what I am doing now that I am pretending to be accused of the crime? In this way, you have long realized that you have been exposed. Didn’t you just show me on purpose?

"Nonsense! Do you think I am a saint?" I was so angry that I said, "Confucius said, diet, men and women, people's great desires exist. Gaozi said, "Eat nature and color are...wrong, it is food, color, nature. Life is nothing more than eating and sex. If you lift your skirt, my eyes are not honest. If you take off your skirt, you may not be just my eyes."

"Really?!" The fairy took off her jacket excitedly, dressed roughly like a maniac, and said, "It's great, then you should be honest with me quickly. After cooking the rice, you won't be afraid of not being able to grab it. The tomboy of the Tassel and the smelly woman Murphy."

"What are you talking nonsense..." I was used to Xiao Yike's nonsense and bent down to pick up her coat she threw on the ground. Unexpectedly, the fairy suddenly fitted into my arms and pushed me down on the sofa.

"I'm not talking nonsense," the fairy's little face was close to me, her eyes were blurred, and her mouth, which opened and closed, almost touched my lips, and the warm fragrance that was spit out, penetrated my lungs, "Uncle, I like you, I want you to be my man..."

"Don't make fun of the elderly, I'm not used to this kind of joke."

The fairy obviously noticed my loss of composure, and her pretty face became even redder. She put it in my ear and said softly: "Does it smell good? Uncle, I went to the bathroom just now, but I specially sprayed you with perfume... And here..."

"I'm not kidding," Xiao Yike saw me speak and said before me: "Uncle, I really like you..."

The goblin is confessing to me! I am a little overwhelmed, "Strange, can you get drunk if you drink a drink?"

"I'm not drunk, I'm very awake. I have lived for nineteen years. I'm the most awake today," said the fairy's little hand, "A person from a family like me has long been awakened and will not meet people who really understand me, are willing to understand me, and sincerely want to understand me, but I met you, and you who are so similar to me. From then on, I, who do not believe in fate, have become a prisoner of fate... Brother Nan, whether you believe in or not, such a ridiculous thing as love at first sight, it has really happened. I - like - you -"

The name changed from "uncle" to "Brother Nan". I know that the fairy is serious. I pretended to be calm and pinched her fleshy face and smiled: "It is normal for a girl of your age to have an object of longing in her heart, but longing and love are two different things. Longing is a kind of emotion in which curiosity is greater than liking and is easily confused with each other. That is not love. You don't understand what love is. Moreover, uncle, I already have someone I like in my heart, so it is impossible to be your man again..."

"It's okay," the fairy interrupted before he could finish me, "If you don't be my man, then I'll be your woman, right?"
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