Chapter 058 Bears love to eat dog meat, so they are called bears
Chapter 058: Bears love to eat dog meat, so they are called dog bears
People are animals that like to compete, especially beautiful women. Women are stingy and arrogant. I can understand the feeling of Liusu's unwillingness to lose to Murphy, but I don't have to get involved at all, right?
"Well, I admit that I'm a coward, can I not sit there?"
"no!"
"no!"
The two women spoke in unison, "Brother, I'm crying but I'm so sad, who have I offended?"
"Yeah!" Xiao Huoshui cheered and chased us, and then said something that almost made us fall, "Dad, just buy three tickets, I'll wait for you below~"
"You're not going?" Murphy was as surprised as me.
Kang Kang shyly tugged at his fingertips and said embarrassedly: "It's too high, I'm afraid."
The child's mentality is really hard to understand. Since you dare not sit, why should we let us go up? Murphy's frowning brow suddenly unfolded, and then he smiled and said, "That's it, then I'll look down at Kang Kang and Chu Nan, and you and Liusu." After that, he glanced at the tall iron rack with lingering fear, and breathed a sigh of relief.
Kang Kang pouted his little mouth, raised his chest like a competitive little rooster, and said, "I can wait for you below myself. Kang Kang is young and dare not sit on that, but he is still very brave. He is not as timid as the witch sister. He is all adults, so he dare not sit on it. He is ashamed~"
Murphy's face suddenly turned cold, "I dare not?"
Kang Kang refused to comment, but heard Liusu's sarcastic smile and said, "Feifei, can you really want to stay below because you are afraid, right?"
"I'm afraid?" Murphy's panic flashed and he sneered, "I'm not afraid of heights, what are I afraid of?" He was completely nakedly teasing Liusu's timidity just now in the name of heights.
Liusu's mouth leaped, "Haha, is that?"
"You'll know if you try it."
The two girls smiled without any funny things, with a sharp knife inside, and the hand holding my arm and clawed it hard and pinched it into the flesh. I was so angry that I dared not speak out. The smell of gunpowder was everywhere, and I was afraid that a mouth would cause a terrible explosion...
Damn, why can't I understand the situation at all? First Kang Kang provoked Murphy and Liusu, and then Murphy challenged Kang Kang, but Liusu competed with Murphy. Murphy did not show weakness. Then the two beauties completely formed a bow-pull and vowed to distinguish between you and me.
Woman, unreasonable!
The screams came from the top of my head. When my eyes were looking for it, the person who shouted had already landed on the ground. The faces of Liusu and Murphy instantly turned pale. I held back my smile and asked the two beauties, "I agreed to sit or not, I have to buy a ticket."
The eyes of the two women's eyes shot out a blue light, "Sit!"
As the name suggests, the so-called building jumper is to return to the ground from a height of fifty or sixty meters at an almost natural speed. Even though you know that this thing is safe, you still have a few people who dare to sit on it.
I sat in the middle, and the two women sat on one side. Maybe I thought the man was brave, so I wanted to be a comforting effect. But my buddy was riding for the first time. As the height gradually increased, I looked down and felt dizzy. Suddenly I saw Kang Kang, who was gradually getting smaller below, was waving at me. I immediately responded with a swaying arm as if I was showing off, but I heard Liusu shouting: "Don't move around! What should I do if I fall down?"
I looked at the safety lock that was thick with my arms on my chest, and my forehead was filled with cold sweat, "With this guy blocking me, you can't stand me too much."
"I didn't say you!" Murphy said nervously, "It's talking about the seat. It's okay if you fall down. If the seat sways, we don't want to be buried with you!"
"It's too exaggerated, right?" I was so amused and cried, and I was deliberately stunning, which scared the two girls. "Who dares to sit down if this thing is so unsolid?"
"Don't move!"
"Be honest!"
My hands were held by Murphy and Liusu respectively. The two girls looked at each other awkwardly, Liusu said, "Don't get me wrong, I'm not afraid, I'm just trying to make him calm."
"Me too."
Nonsense! You two are obviously afraid! I really want them to shake hands, and it’s better to feel the coldness of each other’s palms! But before I could expose them, the chair was slightly shocked, and both girls shouted softly, and then closed their eyes tightly. I lowered my head again, Mom’s, isn’t it too high?
Quiet, not ordinary quiet. Twelve people who were placed sixty meters above the ground all held their breath and could only hear the whirring wind in their ears and their heartbeat. I instinctively wanted to hold the safety lock tightly, and I was shocked to find that my hands were held tightly by the two girls. Damn, isn't it?!
"ah---"
I couldn't tell whether the wind was whistling or the woman was screaming. My heart seemed to be hanging in my throat in an instant, and it would fly out as soon as I opened my mouth. The rapid fall really made my buddy feel like jumping off the building. Damn, everyone hugged the safety lock tightly, and I stretched out my arms, grass! So cool, I wanted to cry!
My feet were stuck on the ground, and the two girls hung on me. I didn't even have the strength to curse people. My eyes didn't open. Are you afraid of being like this? I calmed down and thought about it. Instead, I felt that the process of falling was too short and too fast, and it was not scary. It was far from as nervous as I tremble when I slowly rose. But one thing is certain, it is the most comfortable to be down-to-earth.
"Hmph, the bullet is a little left, and the arc of the parabola requires about five to seven degrees to raise the barrel. Do you think that these little hands and feet can save your life? Humph..."
I sneered, gently pulled down the brim of the cowboy hat, stared at the prey not far away with a scattered look, suddenly took a step back, raised my hand and raised my gun, "Bang!" The pink plush rabbit lay down with a sound outside the five steps.
"Yeah!" Kang Kang took the toy from the young man with a crying look on his face and sniffed on me excitedly, "Dad is good at shooting!"
We raised our noses proudly, just like the Western Gunners welcomed the beautiful kiss after the duel, and handsomely made a poss with a gun, "I mean."
Murphy pulled me up squatting on the ground, and glanced at the rabbit in Kang Kang's arms in discontently, "Chu Nan, I want that white bear!"
"Bear? Not cute at all," Tassusser gave me a coin and said with his eyes hanging: "Nan Nan, give me that blue penguin!"
Kang Kang pouted his little mouth, looked at Liusu, then looked at Murphy, then grabbed the corner of my clothes and smiled, "Dad, cum for me another dog, and ate the witch sister's bear and aunt's penguin~"
My head was like the balloons blown by the clown not far away, bulging and rising. Two big and one small three girls didn't know how it happened. They had been working hard since they just went to the jumping machine. They bravely entered the thriller, magic flying carpet, pirate ship, and brave turntable. All the thrilling games were played. They didn't tell the difference between courage, so they ran here to compare the shooting skills. As a result, they threw a lot of coins and got three consolation prizes - one balloon for each person. That's not all. It would be fine to say Kang Kang was childish, but Liusu and Murphy were also addicted to childishness, and even the size of the balloon had to be chewed...
I really couldn't stand it anymore, so I had to show off my superb shooting skills that I had learned when I was a child by Chu Yuan's tears. I wanted to give Kang Kang a small gift, but I didn't want to show off, and the three girls were excited again...
Murphy glanced at tassels, "Can dogs eat bears? It's almost the same as eating penguins."
Liusu retorted unconvincedly: "Nonsense, penguins can fly, can dogs eat them?"
Kang Kang clapped his little hands and laughed: "My aunt is so stupid. Penguins can't fly, they can only swim."
"You little kid, even if you only know how to swim, can your dog eat it? Bears are stupid, so go and eat bears."
"Bear? Have you ever seen a bear? It runs faster than humans. It likes to eat dogs the most, so it is called a bear..."
Penguins can fly, dogs can eat bears, and bears are called bears because they love dog meat... Damn, Murphy and Liusu are both stupid, are they?
The three girls were fighting fiercely, and a little brother lined up behind him and said loudly: "Mom, does that brother think they are too stupid, so he threw them all away like you threw away a kitten?"
The mother quickly covered her son's mouth, "Shhh! Baby, don't talk too much!"
The three girls were stunned, and then they realized that I had already sneaked to more than ten meters away, with a very beautiful face.
"Chu Nan!" "Nan Nan!" "Dad!"
I smirked and scratched my head, turned around and ran away. Shang heard a friend behind me sighing and said, "A daughter, two mothers, are still real sisters. That brother is so amazing, it's so fucking enviable!"
Chapter completed!