Chapter 008 Anger explodes, Crayon Shin-chan becomes a superman
Chapter 008: Anger value bursts, Crayon Shin-chan becomes Superman ()
That slap on Murphy's pink little face was exactly the same as slapping in my heart. I was so angry that I jumped up to my head. You are so stinky, dare to hit Mr. Mo?!
I jumped out of the car and unbuttoned my suit while rushing over, furious. I even ignored the woman with two strong men with bare back tattoos standing behind her!
No matter if you have a tattoo of a blue dragon, white tiger or a skeleton, hit my dream lover, I'm a crayon Shin-hsin, and he has turned into a super Saiyan, but he still cares about you so much? I saw one of the strong men reaching out to grab Murphy's bag, and without saying a word, pulling Murphy behind him, and kicking him hard on his lower abdomen. The grandson flew out three or four meters like a rocket, kneeling on the ground like a toad, and drooling.
"Who dares to take action and let me see?" I stretched out my index finger and pointed it at another strong man, which really scared him.
I was considered successful in the sneak attack. I put all my strength into that kick, but I was afraid that the other party would stand up again. I would not be the opponent when I hit one and I would be crippled. I was also hitting the swollen face and pretending to be fat. While killing one, I took the opportunity to scare the other.
"Chu...Chu Nan?" Murphy never expected that I, who was usually gentle, would go crazy and go crazy. She was so eloquent that she stuttered.
"Boy, it's so bad to start. Which road do you have?"
It can be seen that the other party was also timid and weak on the outside. He thought I was a tough guy. I couldn't help but secretly glad that I met a pretender who could pretend to be more vicious than him, "It's okay for you, get out of here." Then he turned his head and glared at the middle-aged woman who took the lead, "Why are you hitting her?!"
This middle-aged woman is wearing famous brands. The earrings, necklaces, watches and bracelets alone are probably enough for me to earn a year. Her long hair dyed brown is slightly curly and elegant. I think she has some identity. It is not difficult to see that she was a beauty when she was young, but her eyes were slightly dark and she looked a little tired and haggard. It makes people know at a glance that she is the kind of person who has unstable life and has been in a sub-healthy state for a long time.
Maybe my expression was too fierce, and the middle-aged woman was obviously startled, but her tone was tough and tight, "Who are you? What does it have to do with me when I hit her?"
This sentence stopped me. I was not Murphy, but Murphy was my crush. "You can't control it, but you can't beat her!"
"Chu Nan, forget it, let's go." Murphy was afraid that things would make a big deal, so he saw that someone had come to see the fun, so he couldn't help but hold my arm.
To be honest, my buddy wants to leave too. If a few tattooed strong men jump out of somewhere, I am afraid that my hero will not be able to be a martyr...
"Let's go? No!" The old lady was very savage and wanted to grab Murphy's handbag. "Save the money for me before leaving!"
Murphy flashed over and said angrily: "I have no money!"
"No money?" The smelly woman glanced at and saw the BMW parked not far away. "If you don't have money, leave the car. Where is the car key? Give it to me!"
Too much bullying! I stood in front of Murphy and said angrily: "Are you finished?! I warn you not to be too arrogant!"
"Forget it, Chu Nan, let's go quickly." Murphy pulled me again, holding my arms with both hands. Unfortunately, I had no time to enjoy such a bliss.
The old lady glared at me, then Murphy, and suddenly slapped at me. Left-handed, very suddenly! Fortunately, I kept holding it and waved my right hand and blocked it hard.
"Ouch-" I was a little more energetic, and the old woman grinned, "You slut guy is looking for a man to beat me?! I'll beat you to death!"
"Bang!" I was only wary of her left hand, but I didn't expect that she was not a left-handed. My right hand was too late, and my left arm was held by Murphy and could not be stopped at all. Murphy was slapped hard by the old woman, and her glasses were pulled away.
"You stinky bitch, you're trying to die!" I felt both distressed and blamed myself. I didn't care if the other party was a woman, but I almost instinctively gave her a big shave. The stinky woman was so dizzy that I was stumbled by me. She staggered and fell to the ground, covering her red face. After a while, she realized and started crying with a "scream".
"Pan!" Another crisp slap, this time the hot feeling appeared on my face. I looked at Murphy in confusion, and I couldn't understand why her soft and tender little hand had a fast-forward 20 times faster 'first intimate contact' with my face...
"Mom, are you okay--"
It must have been that slap that made me hallucinate my ears. Yes, my eyes were affected. I saw hallucinations. How could Murphy help the stinky old woman who had just beaten her? She called her "mom"...
"Mom, get up quickly, does it hurt?"
"You unscrupulous girl... I'm raising you so old... I actually asked your man to hit me? Wow - Is there any law in this world..."
Yes, is there any reason in this world? I just want a hero to save the beauty, but the result is...
I took Murphy's mother to abstinence!
Murphy tried hard to help her call her mother's woman. Yes, I would rather believe that the name of this stinky woman was called 'mom', but Murphy's angry expression rejected my fantasy without any wiggle. She glared at me hatefully, even disdained to scold me, and said to her mother: "Let's go, I'll take you home."
Generally speaking, it is impossible for such a woman who can cry and make trouble to stop easily. Perhaps the power of my slap is really shocking. She didn't even dare to look at me, and followed her daughter obediently. Oh my God, what should I do?
I stood there like a fool, at a loss. At this moment, Murphy, who had just walked a few steps, suddenly turned back. I was overjoyed. I said, Mr. Mo is such a well-educated woman, knowing that I accidentally hurt her mother to save her, how could I really blame me?
"Give me the key."
"Huh?" It was so different from the dialogue I had in my fantasy, and I was a little stunned for a moment.
Murphy repeated in a cold tone, "Give me the key back, car-key-key!"
"Oh..." I put the car key in Murphy's palm in a daze, and then saw the woman I had a crush on turned beautifully, gradually moving away, as cold and noble as ever... I suddenly felt that the scene in front of me was alluding to the relationship between me and Murphy. Even if there were theoretical possibilities, this possibility was getting farther and farther away from me...
"Boy, who are you having sex with?" The shirtless man who was left by us from the beginning finally found an opportunity to speak. He had already helped his companion up, but seeing that the boy was still covering his stomach and coughing dryly, the possibility of his hands was approaching zero. "Do you know Wu Xueqing?"
I was angry and said without thinking, "I know your mother!"
The shirtless man must have vented my anger as the domineering of a great man. He even spoke a little politely, "Brother, I don't know where you are from, nor what your relationship is with Wu Xueqing's daughter. But since everyone is all chaotic, the rules always have to be said. You have to make a fuck for the surname Wu... That woman stands up, you can't give us our face, but Mr. Xiao's face...huh."
I sneered at me, as if it was a silence that would make me even more scared. Unfortunately, I am an office worker, so I don’t understand the blind things you are talking about, “What is Mr. Xiao, it’s my bird’s business.”
The man's ugly face was filled with shock, "Don't you know Mr. Xiao in Dongcheng?"
Oh no, I'm going to show my timidity! My heart trembled, and I realized that these two kangmao and Mr. Mo's mother were not the same as each other! They were mixed in gangsters, and their obedient meaning seemed to be having some holidays with Mr. Mo's mother, and I was just about to be dealt with. I was so stupid that I was fucking...
Damn, if they see through my lack of a way out, they will just fuck me here and beat me up and can't take care of myself? Oh my Mr. Mo, see you leave this mess for me...
Thinking of this, I had no time to complain. After sorting out my thoughts, I snorted disdainfully, shook my face with ferocious face, which would hurt even if I cut a crispy watermelon for a long time, and said fiercely: "Don't worry about you, Xiao San and Xiao Si, if you are talking to me again, be careful that I will cut you!"
After saying that, I turned around and left. Brother Ma, who had learned his true nature, wrapped his trembling and fragile heart with the fake "monarchy and domineering spirit". The crowd watching the fun was trembling and avoiding me.
I guess those two guys had just crawled out of the bathhouse and didn't bring their cell phones. If they were delayed, they would wait for them to attract companions. My "king-dominated aura" might have turned into "turtle-god aura". They were still foaming at the same time when they were dying... Now they were only one of them, and it doesn't matter if they caught up with them... I must be running faster than him.
Although the two guys unexpectedly didn't chase me as I wished, after getting into the taxi, my legs were still trembling, and my calves were about to get swelled. Oh my God, I'm full, why should I offend the gangsters in the underworld?
Chapter completed!