The audience was still immersed in the emotions just now, but the stage turned around again. Jing Jian seemed to be serious: "The healthy competition in learning reflects the friendship between classmates. When classmates are together, they are all destined to be together from all over the world. What kind of friendship is that? In ancient times, they were burning yellow paper, drinking blood wine, worshiping heaven and earth, and they could become sworn brothers and sisters. They set up incense tables, caught a rooster, lit three incense sticks, and each person's blood dripped a drop, and then... the blood actually... they all merged together."

"Boom--!" The laughter was deafening.

Jing Jian was still serious, shook his head and sighed: "Hey! This time, our leaders and teachers in Huaqing were embarrassed."

The leaders and teachers who attended the party were all laughing so hard that they were laughing, and some even took off their glasses to wipe their tears. Chu Zhiwen was still laughing and scolding: "This kid is talking nonsense!"

Jing Jian continued: "But then, the leaders, the Youth League Committee and the Student Union... suddenly burst into tears! Hey? I didn't expect that, the problem of early love was finally solved, hey?"

Amid the laughter, there was a warm applause.

Jing Jian continued to work hard and shouted: "You guys, let's harm the stupid girl in the broken university opposite--!"

Laughing, applause, and cheers were shocking. This sentence touched the most itchy part of all Huaqing students. As a "fight", his attitude towards Peking University has always been disgusting and trampling on how he was!

"The leaders of the Family Planning Commission are not very happy. Please, this is not suitable for eugenics and good parenting? Here, well... the stupid girls over there will lower the average IQ of offspring?"

Jing Jian's witty words made him burst into tears, and every sentence of his words caused a burst of excitement in the auditorium. The scene was completely hot. Everyone already understood that Jing Jian was not performing poetry recitation at all, but performing stand-up crosstalk. Several people laughed and took out paper and pen, wanting to record all Jing Jian's words.

However, Jing Jian suddenly showed an expression of sudden enlightenment and asked the audience: "It seems wrong? Am I performing poetry recitation?"

Amid the hilarious thrills, Jing Jian made a serious note: "It's time to start, poetry recitation, "Song of the Sea Swallow"!"

This strong contrast caused even more laughter, and the laughter resounded throughout the sky. Jing Jian showed a embarrassed expression again: "Song of the Sea Swallows... Brothers and sisters, do you laugh like this again, will there be no atmosphere?"

The laughter became louder...

"This..." Facing Cao Haiyan's direction, Jing Jian spread his hands, "Haiyan is very sad-!"

It was actually another one! Cao Haiyan held Wu Yaodong's shoulder and smiled so hard that her branches trembled. However, Wu Yaodong smiled a little embarrassedly.

One after another, the goddesses were teased one after another, which made all the male classmates feel like their blood boiling. Whistles came one after another. Mu Guangzhong even raised his arms and shouted: "Ala, don't recite poetry! Continue to say--!"

This shout also caused warm applause...

...

Actually, no one knows that Jing Jian has carefully prepared this program. The exquisite jokes circulating on the Internet in his previous life removed some very vulgar and dirty content that did not conform to this era. Combined with the little things from Huaqing, the content became full and humorous. In addition, Jing Jian's eloquence was good, and he often gave speeches and gave reports in his previous life, and his movements and expressions were very well coordinated, and he would not be frightened. Therefore, this performance became quite exciting.

Afterwards, there were statistics from people who were quarreling 57 times, sneering 5 times, teasing three goddesses, and stumbled on Jingda University 8 times. The laughter was difficult to count, and basically laughed from beginning to end. Moreover, the content of this program was published in the school magazine later, causing a sensation throughout the school, and some jokes suddenly became popular. It was completely beyond Jing Jian's imagination.

In this era of lack of entertainment, its influence has even gradually spread outside the school...

But these are already a story.

...

After the "Poetry Recitation" was over, the entire auditorium was already hot and the atmosphere became completely hot. The program since then had been sublimated to the situation of carnival. Until many years later, many people present recalled this evening party and believed that it was one of the most memorable pictures in their lives. It was not about the quality of the program, it was only that burning youth!

Undoubtedly, Jing Jian also became the most dazzling star. After returning to his class, he welcomed warm cheers, and Wu Heng and others who were leading the funeral threw melon seeds and countless candies. Of course, they were retribution. After the party, they were punished to stay for cleaning.

Finally, it was over midnight and the new year was ushered in. The show was already out of the program schedule. The audience spontaneously rang a song competition. Each class was scrambling to compete for beauty... Seeing that it was coming to an end, regardless of the complaints from Wu Heng and others behind him, amid the sound of "unfaithfulness", Jing Jian escaped from the auditorium with a laugh.

However, as soon as he left the gate, he was stopped by Zhao Xia and the others...

"Xiao Jian, you guy, dare to arrange your sister Qin?" Qin Zi showed his power, smiled and crossed his waist, and took the lead in showing his power. "Sisters, don't forget to help me deal with this kid in the future."

The girls laughed and immediately showed a small fist in front of Jing Jian. Amid the laughter, Jing Jian begged for mercy: "Sisters, we are all cultural people. If you want to speak well, just let this time go? Haha."

"No sincerity!" Wei Rong smiled and cheered, "I will understand after watching today's performance. No one will be deceived by your broken mouth again. Lanlan, why are you hiding? Are you still afraid of this kid? Come up and let's criticize them together."

"I don't have it!" Gao Lanlan was squeaking.

Zhao Xia had fallen into the last position, biting her lip, and her eyes were hesitating. Suddenly, she pushed away the people in front and squeezed to the front: "Xiao... Jian, I have already come to inform you that Qin Zi and I are leaving No. 5."

"Oh?" Jing Jian's smile froze, and then he smiled even brighter, "Congratulations to you both. Have you packed your luggage? What else do you need to buy? Is it enough money?"

"There are not many things, and there will be subsidies there. We can still work. I will sort out some things that I don't bring, and I will give them to you when the time comes." There were too many classmates around, and Zhao Xia was still embarrassed to say some intimate words.

"Well! Don't worry." Jing Jian nodded, "I will bring it to your parents during the winter vacation. I will give it to you when I leave."

"Yes, we set out at school." Zhao Xia asked while answering casually, most of them were their own things, so why did the little kid bring them to their parents?

After looking at Jing Jian's smiling face, Zhao Xia was about to ask, but suddenly she found several claws appearing behind him: "Traitor, finally caught him. Brothers, please arrest him in. You will share the blessings and share the difficulties! Hahaha!"
Chapter completed!