Chapter 1267 Real Pit Battle Physical Strength Variety Show(1/2)
"What?"
A big wolf only exchanged two lobsters. This is not going to go to heaven. I originally wanted to exchange some lobsters for eating.
What made Li Feng and Sha Yi and Hu even more shocked was that on the task card, Li Feng and the other three were asked to prepare lunch for five and two crayfish for lunch for five.
This is not a joke, I just scolded me. "Gao Kai, you want to die, right? I'll cheat me. No, I want to quit." That's it, it's impossible to quit.
"Let's go to the village to borrow some food?"
Hu Yi whispered, just passing by a yard, Hu Yi sniffed the scent of rice inside.
Gao Kai prepared a task board and reminded him to borrow the villagers' items and return to the three. "Damn, this is too crap."
"Let's borrow it first."
There is no way, for a moment, Li Feng has no good idea.
"One day, you go to borrow rice, and I go and see if there are any wild vegetables around."
I won’t borrow food, and I will have more debts.
"Director, we don't have some start-up capital when we come here?"
"Yes, give me some."
"Yes, director."
The three of them looked at each other, saying one by one, one by one by one, if Gao Kai doesn't give it to him, he will become a bad guy.
Gao Kai hesitated for a while and took out five dollars and handed them to Li Feng.
Puff
"This is too little."
"Enough to buy oil and salt."
What a guy, Li Feng felt that Gao Kai was completely shameless, and he bought oil and salt for five dollars. "Silly teacher, I'll leave this money to you for custody." Five dollars, Sha Yi didn't know what to say. "This is the most stingy variety show I've ever seen."
"Yes, the shameless director."
Li Feng shouted, Gao Kai was very proud, Xiaobian, you think I will be fooled by a few words, just wait.
I just went to buy oil and salt. Good guy, just one bag and two pieces of oil, two pieces of oil, okay. "The price is too high." A bag of less than one hundred grams of salt is still coarse salt, two pieces of soybean oil, and the aunt is still more conscientious than Gao Kai, so she gave two tablespoons of lard.
I've been cursing all the way back.
“Too bad.”
"I've never seen such a bad director."
Good guy, the three of them worked hard all the way. Except for Li Feng who picked some water celery, they all needed money to exchange for everything else.
Originally, Li Feng was still thinking about fishing for lobsters. Gao Kai gave a character board. Lobsters belong to the wealth of villagers. Li Feng and others moved into the village on the first day. They did not make any contribution to the village. They had no right to fish for lobsters and collected mushrooms from the mountain. As for wild fruits, they could be picked.
"What, you have to pick up firewood five miles away?"
"Stop doing it, stop doing it."
Li Feng waved his hand directly and threw away the thing. Hu Tian was stunned and frightened. Li Feng and Sha Yi performed too realistically.
The two of them were so scared that they were so scared that they had been on the verge of the tiger for a day. The photographer was scared and Gao Kai waved his hand. "Free liquidated damages, liquidated damages, ten times the liquidated damages."
"Forget it, I met such a shameless variety show director."
Saiyi waved his hand helplessly, and Li Feng's face also changed drastically. "Silly Teacher, we were fooled. No wonder we were given so much performance fees. This is to cheat us to death."
“Is the performance fee high?”
As he said that, he rushed straight to Gao Kai. "Speak, why is my performance fee so much?"
Hu Yi murmured quietly that he didn't have much performance fees, but the penalty for liquidated damages was million.
Gao Kai waved his hands repeatedly, made a fool of himself, and finally got some compensation. The program team gave three people a big iron pot and rented it for a free period.
"Too stingy."
"It's so shameless, you have money."
"I've never seen such a program team."
As for the small yard, I was joking, a few people smiled bitterly. "Five people have lunch, are we enough rice?" I looked at it stupidly and was a little worried.
“It should be enough to put more water.”
If you steam rice with one pound of rice, it will be about one pound of eight to two and a half pounds. Add more water, at least two pounds of three or four ounces of rice, which can be filled with seven or eight bowls of rice, which is enough for five people to eat.
"Fried celery with lobsters."
There is only one dish, there is no way, I can only put it in. "Why do you want one more dish?"
"Is there any food?"
"Didn't you just make some earthworms?"
Li Feng smiled and pointed at the earthworms in the clay pot next to him. He was about to catch lobsters and was fishing.
Hu Yi looked at it and almost vomited. His face was pale and waved his hands repeatedly. Sao Yi was also confused. "Eat earthworms, forget it."
Gao Kai kept making gestures, but seeing that the two of them had no appetite, Li Feng smiled, which was considered saving rice and making contributions.
The two of them looked disgusting, and they probably couldn't even eat a bowl of rice when they waited.
"Hey, the guest is here."
"I'll go and have a look."
"I'll go, too."
Sha Yi and Hu ran out one day, and they wanted to see if the two guests who came brought food with them.
Li Feng cooked rice and broke the celery with his hands. The program team was so cruel. Without kitchen utensils, all other things except bowls and chopsticks must be rented, or purchased by yourself. The purchase price is two to three times that of the outside.
The show gave Li Feng and others five yuan, one yuan per person. I just bought oil and salt, but now I don’t have a dime.
"This bastard Gao Kai."
Li Feng let out a breath, and a silly scream came from his ears. What a silly guy, he cursed directly. What inhumane thing did Gao Kai do?
“Huh?”
"This kid isn't eighteen years old, right?"
Looking back, the round-faced child was carrying a backpack, and he looked like Zhang Xiaoxiao's age.
"That's not true. Tell me about this bastard Gao Kai, just let's lie to us." Yi said stupidly and cursed.
"It's time to scold."
Just now, these two people are just in their early twenties and the other is under 18 years old. They are on Gao Kai's pirate ship.
"Teacher Li."
"Don't call me teacher."
Li Feng smiled and said, "I should be older than you, why don't you call me brother."
“I’m twenty-five this year.”
Puchi, Li Feng almost sprayed a mouthful of salt water. "April?"
"Um?"
"Okay, it's time for me to call you brother."
Li Feng smiled and said, "If this is the case, you can do more work in the future."
"Puff."
The little girl who had just said nothing could not help but laugh. "Then I call you Brother Li, can you work less?"
"dream."
After Li Feng finished speaking, Sha Yi and Hu were all with him for a day, and the brother Haoran who had just arrived rushed over and criticized Li Feng.
Xiao Song'er, so cute, how can she do heavy work? At most, she can wash dishes, sweep the floor, pick vegetables, and wash rice. She can definitely not be handed over to girls by picking firewood, lifting tiles in the house, picking fruits in trees, and catching fish in the fields.
Xiao Song'er thought it was good at first. She didn't do heavy work, but she didn't seem to be very easy to do things like washing dishes, sweeping the floor, picking vegetables, and washing rice.
"Okay, put down your luggage and have a meal."
Brother Haoran was quite fast, just glanced at the room and was stunned. "We want to live here?"
"certainly."
Li Feng smiled and said, "Brother, your room is next to you."
"Puff."
"Stop messing around, that's a dry toilet."
He smiled foolishly and said, "We are the big room on the left, and Xiao Song'er on the right."
Brother Haoran looked desperate. "I didn't say that before coming, wasn't it a resort?"
To be continued...