128. Husband and wife quarrel [2/3]
128, Couple quarrels [2/3]
Seeing Chen Xing appear, Honglian's brows frowned and said furiously: "Why are you here too?"
"I'll deal with Sanjiang Pavilion!" Chen Xing said seriously: "Fortunately, I came here and happened to hear you talking bad things about our Qingcheng School, otherwise I wouldn't know if you scolded me behind your back. The latest chapter of the Holy Temple, Piaotian, a registered literary member, recommended this work."
"Why did I say bad things about you?" Honglian said angrily: "I'm talking about the facts. That's what you guy is. Every time I tell the facts, you have to twist it and say I'm talking bad things about you."
"You are clearly talking bad things, why is it the truth?" Chen Xing said furiously: "The sword formation of my Qingcheng Sect is much more powerful. If you insist on talking about Emei's power, you are clearly talking bad things against your conscience."
"Whose sword formation is powerful? I won't mention it now. Twenty years ago, I said you don't like cleanliness and asked you to pay attention to hygiene. You insisted that I was slandering you, but it is clear that you don't like cleanliness." Honglian cursed.
Chen Xing was furious: "Men don't like to be clean, this is just a matter of habit, but you have to use this as an example, just say bad things about me."
"Then you have a relationship with Li Cuihua from the neighboring village. This is always true, right?" Honglian said angrily.
"This is definitely not a fact, you slander me!" Chen Xing was furious: "You just like to make up for some messy things to put on me. I can't stand this for you."
"One night twenty-three years ago, you peeked at me for a bath!" Honglian cursed: "Can you bet on this?"
"You were my fiancée at that time, so what if I peeked?" Chen Xing said angrily: "I have never heard of it. It is not okay to peek at your fiancée to take a bath! Are you not angry when you were peeked at that time? You blushed and said that I was so bad! You obviously like to be peeked at by me... But later, every time you quarrel, you use this matter to make a statement. You are simply unreasonable."
"Twenty-one years ago, you secretly kissed me while I was taking a nap! You are a evil Taoist priest with human face and beast hearts." Honglian cursed.
"I have not become a monk at that time and do not violate the rules and regulations. The latest chapter of the Holy Temple, Piaotian, a registered literary member, recommended this work." Chen Xing countered: "One afternoon twenty years ago, you secretly touched my chest while I was asleep. You, a female Taoist priest who was so beautiful."
"I didn't become a monk at that time!" Honglian was furious: "Touching her fiancé's chest and not getting pregnant, what can I do not touch?"
Yi Yun: "..."
An Qian: “…”
Emei Taoist nuns: "..."
The Taoist priests in Qingcheng: "..."
No, I can't afford to hurt anymore! Yi Yun yelled: "Stop! If you two old couples want to quarrel, find a room to close the door, take off your clothes and quarrel slowly, don't embarrass you here."
"Who is his (her) old couple?" Honglian and Chen Xing said furiously at the same time: "We haven't gotten married. We broke up three days before the marriage and each became a monk."
"Okay, okay, you haven't gotten married! You just quarrels and can't decide the winner. I suggest you find a small black room with no one, or a hidden cave, and fight well. Fighting is much easier than quarrels." Yi Yun Zhengrong said: "Those who win can make the loser look like eighteen, bully them at will, and experience the joy of victory... You shouldn't have become monks when you quarrel, but should get married quickly. When you talk to each other during the wedding night, you will have a fight long ago."
red lotus:"……"
Chenxing: "..."
Yi Yun shook the fan in his hand and smiled and said, "Okay, stop making trouble. Taoist Chenxing, the people from the Emei Sect have arrived. Why haven't the people from your Qingcheng Sect come yet? Although I don't know which sword formation in the two sects is more powerful, just by looking at the speed, the Emei Sect is still faster."
As soon as he asked, a paper crane suddenly flew into the sky. Its speed was extremely fast. When it flew close, it suddenly pierced and landed on Chen Xing's palm. Then, the paper crane spoke and said, "The reinforcement has arrived..." After that, the paper crane suddenly shook and turned into a ray of blue smoke, disappearing.
Chen Xing was overjoyed: "The people from our Qingcheng are here too!"
Sure enough, not long after, six middle-aged Taoist priests came over with fifty young Taoist priests. Due to the influence of "sanctity", these Taoist priests all looked handsome. Shengtang Piaotian, a registered literary member, recommended this work. Unfortunately, ordinary people think they are handsome. All Taoist nuns of the Emei Sect have "Bing Xin Jue". In their eyes, these Taoist priests are all poor, short and frustrated, and they can't tell the word "handsome".
The middle-aged Taoist priest who was running in front raised an ancient scroll with his hands high and shouted loudly: "Senior Brother Chenxing, I will bring the magic weapon "Qingcheng Secret Record" to reinforce."
"Oh, "Qingcheng Secret Record" is here!" Chen Xing quickly met and took the ancient scroll from his junior brother.
The junior brother said seriously: "The master of the sect said that this ancient scroll is handed over to the senior brother for use, and we are all handed over to the senior brother for command."
Yi Yun was impatient to listen and said, "This inconspicuous book is the magic weapon of the sect. What kind of treasure can be activated for the 'Wanhua Guiyi Sword Formation'?"
Chen Xing nodded sharply and smiled and said, "That's right, the Wanhuaguiyi Sword Formation of our Qingcheng Sect is indescribable. It must be stronger than the Xuannv Extinction Sword Formation of Honglian and the others."
"What? Do you want to fight?" Honglian and the Taoist nun from the Emei Sect were furious.
"Just fight! We young men didn't say anything just now. Now our people are all here. Who is afraid of whom if you want to fight?" Chen Xing and a group of Qingcheng Taoist priests responded loudly.
"If you want to fight, hit the big one." Honglian sacrificed the Ziqing swords in the air, waved her hands and said loudly: "Emei disciples, Bu Xuannv Extinction Sword Formation!"
"yes!"
Seven real people of the palm swordsman and forty-nine sword Taoists drew their swords together, and the sword energy in the sky flew around. Two rays of light appeared on the purple-green swords, one purple and one green. The two rays of light were entangled and rotated, fused together, and then rushed into the air, then turned into the sky and scattered down, covering all the Taoist nuns of the Emei Sect in the middle.
Fu Tiangao's sword energy suddenly surged out to all sides, as sharp as a knife, shaving everyone's faces ached faintly.
Chen Xing was not willing to be outdone, and waved his hand and shouted: "Disciples of Qingcheng, we cannot lose to Emei! And Wanhua Guiyi Sword Formation!"
"yes!"
With a wave of his hand, the "Qingcheng Secret Record" was also sacrificed in the air. The ancient scroll made of bamboo slowly unfolded, bursting out countless golden lights. These lights fell on the Taoist priests of the Qingcheng Sect, and the surging sword energy immediately rushed out, colliding with the sword energy emitted by the Emei Sect.
There seemed to be two invisible air walls in the air, squeezing towards the middle. If an ordinary person stood in this battle circle, the two air pressure alone would be scared to death.
When An Qian saw the two reinforcements on the side suddenly not knowing why they had to fight, she suddenly became nervous, shook Yi Yun's arm, and whispered: "Young Master Yi, you have to stop them. What if they fight each other and cause unnecessary casualties?"
Yi Yun shrugged her shoulders and spread her hands and said, "Miss An, don't worry, men and women who have loved each other can't fight. If you want to fight, you will be flirting. I have never heard of anyone who is seriously injured because of flirting."
"But... I think they really want to fight!" An Qian was very worried.
"You, the biggest problem is your stupidity. Alas!" Yi Yun turned around and left, too lazy to look at the two sword formations anymore, and smiled as he walked: "Miss An, I bet with you that if Qingcheng and Emei really fight, I will be responsible for helping your sister treat her face. If they can't fight, you let me kiss her."
"This bet...is not right." An Qian followed behind him and whispered: "I won't bet with you. I know I'm stupid. I will definitely not win you if I use my brain!"
Alas, the kiss failed, Yi Yun shrugged depressedly. It was also troublesome to deal with a woman who was too stupid. If you don’t dare to bet with you, you won’t be able to get a chance. If you face a woman who thinks she is smart, you can often make a bet to cheat the other party around. Not to mention kissing, you might even be able to cheat the bed.
Yi Yun took An Qian back to the center of the oasis, called the 32nd father-in-law and Li Chengyu, and ordered the gathering of troops to attack.
The thirty-year-old, Li Chengyu, An Qian and others were very nervous because all the troops they could find were found now. The unit in Yi Yun's hand was already the last possession of Sichuan. If this could not stop the mercenaries of Sanjiang Pavilion, the cork would have to be snatched away by the people of Sanjiang Pavilion.
Once the cork in the Chengdu Oasis is lost for more than a year, the prosperous and abundant Chengdu Plain will turn into a desert, the army on the front line of Luzhou will lose supply behind, and the soldiers will be greatly affected. At that time, Luzhou will be defeated on the main battlefield, and the rebels will enter Sichuan and become a powerful force that controls the three provinces of Yunnan, Guizhou and Sichuan.
This is definitely not a good thing for Da Mengguo.
The thousand miscellaneous soldiers quickly gathered together. When Yi Yun led the miscellaneous soldiers to the edge of the oasis, he saw Taoist nuns and Taoists from Mount Emei and Qingcheng Sect glaring at each other with their long swords, insulting and attacking each other with various languages.
"Chenxing, you are evil, if you glar at me with your eyes, I will blind it." Honglian cursed.
"Honglian, why are you yelling? I will not get pregnant if I glared at you twice." Chen Xing hummed, "Don't leave Mount Emei if I am afraid of being glared at me. I will never run to Mount Emei to glar at you."
"Shut up, don't be rude to my master." Nini and Dan Xiaojiao waved their swords and cursed.
"Shut up, don't be rude to our master." Chen Xing's disciple shouted.
"Come on the fight if you have something to do!"
"You have the ability to do it first!"
Both sides provoke each other, but they just don't take action.
An Qian looked at the two groups of Taoist nuns and Taoists who seemed to be life-and-death enemies but actually didn't even move their fingers, and said to Yi Yun with a wry smile: "Young Master Yi, you guessed it right. The people on both sides don't want to fight at all, they just come to scold and play with it."
Yi Yun laughed and said, "It's good to get used to it. The couple flirted with each other. That's it. How could anyone really want their husband or wife to be hurt? The fight is just because they all want to gain the upper hand in the relationship between the two sides."
"Young Master Yi, you know so much, even the couple's affairs." An Qian was so impressed that she was overwhelmed.
"We are not husband and wife!" Honglian and Chen Xing roared at the same time.
Chapter completed!