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145. The Otaku's Life Guidelines [1/3]

145, Otaku's life guidelines [1/3]

This is not an animation, nor a movie, nor a vulgar time travel novel! Disfigurement is not that beautiful. Yi Yun was really shocked when he saw An Jing's appearance. At that time, his body shrank back and met An Qian lying behind him. So An Qian knew very clearly that Yi Yun was frightened by An Jing's appearance. "Piaotian Literary Registration Member Recommended This Work" Piaotian Literary Registration Member Recommended This Work.

If a man is frightened by a woman's appearance, there is no need to say anything. They cannot be together. If on the other hand, a woman is frightened by a man's appearance, she may still be able to succeed. Because a man's appearance is not that important, women mainly look at men's talents. But a woman's appearance is very important. No matter how talented a woman does not have a look, she will be abandoned by men.

She couldn't help asking, "Young Master Yi, my sister told me what you and she did these days. Although you look exactly like Zhu Yun, you are a world of difference from that wasteful man Zhu Yun. You are a very powerful and good man. I think it would be a good thing if my sister could marry someone like you. But... you can't accept my sister's face, right?"

Yi Yun sighed and said seriously: "An Qian, you are right. I have been fantasizing about it. After she lifted the mask, she showed a fascinating face. I was frightened when I saw her face turn like that..."

"Then are you going to alienate your sister?" An Qian also asked seriously.

"No!" A glimmer of light flashed in Yi Yun's eyes: "I've decided!"

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"I want to find the certificate of the Domineer to restore her appearance." Yi Yun said seriously: "To be honest, I am a man who just live without any goals. When I came to this world... cough... After losing my memory, I have been living a life of life. I am drunk today, teasing girls, staying at home and staring blankly... I never want to be enterprising. Last time your sister told me about finding the certificate of the Domineer, I even joked with her and asked her to find an emperor to marry her. "Piaotian, Literary Registration Member Recommended This Work" Piaotian, Literary Registration Member Recommended This Work."

"But... I have a goal now." Yi Yun said seriously: "I want to get the certificate of the domineering person, restore your sister's appearance, and then marry her through the eight-carrying sedan..."

"Hey!" An Qian interrupted Yi Yun's bold words and shook her head and said, "Wake up, you can give me a limit. Don't choose when you are awake when you are in a sleep. Do you know how difficult it is to find the proof of the tyrant. My sister told me just now that in order to obtain the tyrant, you must conquer the whole world. I admit that you have the strength, but with your ability, don't you feel it is a bit unrealistic?"

A hint of displeasure flashed across her face and said, "Do you want to use this excuse to hold on to your sister? I will help you find the certificate of the domineering master. If you find it, you will marry you. If you can't find it, you won't marry you! Humph, the excuse of not marrying your sister openly, and it seems that if you look for the certificate of the domineering master, you will never succeed in your life, so will you drag your sister for the rest of your life? Men are indeed heartless."

Yi Yun: "..."

Smart people are troublesome. If the idiot heard this just now, they would definitely be moved to death. However, in the ears of An Qian, who was thoughtful, they were used to complain...

However, Yi Yun was not an excuse for casual talk. He really felt that he wanted to find the proof of the domineering. He firmly believed that he could do it because he was a time traveler, had a unique large-scale transfer system, and was the most alternative person in the world. Moreover, he occupied Zhu Yun's body and became the prince. The starting point of this life was also good. As long as he set a goal and implemented it step by step, he might really succeed.

"I will definitely find the evidence of the domineering! Whether you believe it or not, I believe it anyway." Yi Yun said an irresponsible sentence.

An Qian was obviously still not satisfied. Her body was so soft that she couldn't move, but her eyes were spinning rapidly. After a while, she suddenly whispered: "Sister loves me the most. She is willing to give everything for me. I also want to do something for my sister... Master Yi, what are the conditions?"

"What conditions?" Yi Yunqi said. ("Piaotian Literature Registered Member Recommended This Work" 7*

"Don't worry about the evidence of a domineering person. When you arrive at Jiashan Oasis, you will marry my sister." An Qian said seriously: "Although her face is not good-looking, you can't look at it. Just let her cover her face all the time. Treat her well, give her a happy life, and heal her harm due to disfigurement."

Yi Yun Khan thought to himself: Do you want to say that it doesn’t matter what you look like after turning off the light?

When An Qian saw Yi Yun wanting to speak, she rushed to say, "Don't speak quickly. I know it's not easy to let you accept a disfigured woman... I'm offering my conditions now, listen carefully!"

An Qian said seriously and seriously: "Whenever you want to do that, I will replace my sister! I have the same figure and the same appearance. When you hold me, just think that I am my sister. In this way, it would not be considered bad for you if you marry a disfigured woman, right?"

Yi Yun was shocked: Damn, this woman’s way of thinking is abnormal, right? It’s definitely not normal!

"This matter is settled like this! I can see that my sister likes you, but because of her appearance, she dare not ask you to marry her. If you take the initiative to propose marriage to her, she will definitely feel very happy." An Qian continued, "But when you come to me to be intimate with you on behalf of her, don't let my sister know that I don't want her to be sad."

"Stop!" Yi Yun said quickly: "Don't mention this matter again, you guy is simply inexplicable."

"Don't pretend! I know what kind of virtues are men." An Qian sneered: "You feel so happy when you hear the proposal I proposed? You refuse and you can't agree immediately, right? Why do you have to pretend to be a gentleman? As long as you are willing to pretend to be kind to my sister, you can get me immediately. I will serve you properly on behalf of my sister. How about it? Are you moved? Why don't you be more open-minded? A real villain is better than a hypocrite."

It's fake to say that you are not moved by this condition, but the righteous otaku soul cannot accept such a hurtful condition! If the news leaks out, it will not hurt one person, but will hurt two sisters.

Yi Yun waved his hand seriously and said, "I am neither a real villain nor a hypocrite. I am an otaku and have a unique code of conduct. I will never agree to the plan you mentioned!"

"Otaku? What's the matter?" An Qianqi said: "Then what is your code of conduct?"

Yi Yun was excited and when he talked about the behavioral code of otaku, there was of course only one. He said without hesitation: "The principle of otaku is: if the emperor blocks the road, he will push down the imperial sister, if the loli blocks the road, he will push down the loli, if the wife blocks the road, he will push down the wife, if the sister blocks the road, he will push down the sister... No matter how much she is, all the girls are mine!"

An Qian: “…”

Yi Yun snorted coldly and said seriously: "An Qian, please listen to me! I will find the certificate of the domineering master to restore your sister's appearance, and then marry your two sisters together. Hahaha, this is the rule of the otaku. Don't be squinting, don't stare, don't hum me... You have a look for me. On the journey to find the certificate of the domineering master, you will witness my strength, and then fall in love with me with your sister, marry me willingly, do you believe it?"

"If you believe in you, there will be ghosts!" An Qian said angrily: "Sister, why do you like a man like you? Oh my God, you are no different from Zhu Yun. From a ten-year-old child to an eighty-year-old grandma, as long as you look good, he is interested in everything, you are actually the same person as him."

"You are wrong!" Yi Yun shook his head seriously: "My lower limit is not ten years old, four years old is enough. Zhu Yun can only turn into gray in front of me."

"Cough!" An Qian was so angry that she didn't breathe, and fainted.

Finally, I got rid of this naughty sister-in-law. Yi Yun breathed a sigh of relief. It was very tiring to talk to this guy. It was not easy to gain her advantage. Fortunately, Yi Yun became used to quarreling with people in forums in later generations. When he was reasonable and could not win, he would be a hooligan. The other party had no other way except to retreat.

However, after dealing with her, Yi Yun had to seriously consider the problem of the proof of the domineering. The appearance of the eldest wife was ruined, which is a very serious problem. Yi Yun is a man after all, and he attaches great importance to the appearance of his woman. It is imperative to find the proof of the domineering or other ways to restore his appearance.

Setting a goal is good, it is better than Hu Hun who has no goal, but this goal is really a bit big, and it is not easy to achieve it. Conquer the world... It will be a headache to think about it.

Where should we start? Don’t think about it too much. We must start with managing our own Jiashan Oasis. After building this small oasis, we sent people to find the cork of Shanghai Oasis and connect our two fiefs together. With Shanghai Oasis, there is a harbor... With a harbor, there is an opportunity to communicate with the whole world.

Yi Yun is a person from later generations, and he still has a vision of the whole world.

With his current strength, it would be a dream to rebel in the Da Meng Kingdom and directly seize the entire Da Meng Kingdom, but if he could go through the harbor, first attack some small islands and small countries, and then use the method of "the sun never set" in his world to seize world hegemony, it might not be impossible.

OK, don’t think too much. When I arrive at Jiashan Oasis, I will start my own huge plan!

The name of the plan is: the initial strategy for finding the proof of the overlord rx-78 (the secret)!

This name sounds pretty good!

Yi Yun was sane, and the curtain of the tent opened, quietly changed her clothes, covered her face and walked in. Because her appearance had been seen by Yi Yun, she was completely unnatural when facing Yi Yun, and her eyes seemed to be avoiding Yi Yun. As soon as she entered the tent, she lowered her head and whispered: "I've changed my clothes and come and pick up my second sister back to my tent. Huh? Why did the second sister faint?"
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