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220. International hooligans [1/3]

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220, International Hooligan

Leaving the Zhoushan Islands, Yi Yun's small pass boat returned to Ningbo first and threw Chen Xiaoli on the dock. Yi Yun ordered him to have any news and immediately send someone to Jiashan. If he runs well, he will be promoted to the position in the future. (Free download of full text e-book) Chen Xiaoli only got a short promise, but was very happy. A small official like him who was as big as a sesame and mung bean could say a few words to a prince and was promoted. Even if it was just a short check, it would be enough for him to have fun for a few days.

The ship left Ningbo and started driving forward on the coastline again, returning to Jiashan. When we arrived, the cargo hold was filled with silk and tea. Although the area was not small, it was not too heavy. When we returned this time, the cargo hold was full of muskets, muskets, bullets, and samurai swords. It was so heavy.

The boat is shutting down very slowly, like traveling around the mountains and rivers.

Yi Yun was not in a hurry, just sat at the bow of the boat and watched the scenery. Chen Yuanyuan was warm and gentle with him, handing him some snacks from time to time.

"The prince is interested in attacking Fusang?" Chen Yuanyuan asked with a smile.

"Yeah, there's something!" Yi Yun said with a smile: "To solve the problem of Japanese pirates, you must start from Fusang. Regarding this, Li Huamei and I have the same view."

"But... a country that does not seek for success!" Chen Yuanyuan said softly: "Everyone must abide by the country that does not seek for success. If you violate Taizu's orders, you will be impeached by civil servants, and you may be deprived of your fiefdom and rushed home to be a free prince."

"Ha, I've already thought about this." Yi Yun smiled wickedly, "I remember I have a little girl named Oda Shiroi? Don't you see that girl is only ten years old and can't do anything. In fact, she can do a lot of things."

"What are you used for?" Chen Yuanyuan's eyes narrowed. In fact, she had guessed it, but she deliberately kept her weakness and did not say it.

Yi Yun smiled and said, "Oda Shizuki's father, Oda Nobuyuki, is also qualified to inherit the governor of the Oda family, but he was killed by Oda Nobunaga and seized the position of governor of the family. As long as I help Oda Shizuki regain the position of governor of the family, I can interfere in the Fusang business. I am not going to conquer others, but to help stand up."

"That excuse... I will not believe it even if I say it to the children on the street." Chen Yuanyuan smiled.

"I believe it or not, I believe it anyway." Yi Yun smiled.

"You are a hooligan, and the civil servants will still impeach you." Chen Yuanyuan burst into laughter.

"Where are countries between countries, they just want to be hooligans." Yi Yun flattered her mouth: "We should pay attention to a country of etiquette, that is a country of idiots. When you should be hooligans, you will be hooligans decisively. There is no advertisement in the whole text"

"Then you are so lucky to pick up seaweed. Without this person, you would have no excuse to use military force against Fusang." Chen Yuanyuan said.

Yi Yun smirked, "Actually, I can use military service if there is no seaweed. I can use the excuse that a soldier from Jiashan County has disappeared. I want to go to Fusang to search for it."

"This...this reason is OK?" Chen Yuanyuan sweated.

"Isn't it possible? Then I have another reason. I built a road in Jiashan County. This road was blown up by the Fusang people. I want to go to Fusang to find the real murderer. Yes, that's it." Yi Yun smiled.

"This... this is too exaggerated. What are the people of Fusang who have nothing to do to go to Jiashan to bomb the road?" Chen Yuanyuan sweated heavily.

"I don't care why he is. It's the same if he explodes or not. I said he explodes, and he explodes." Yi Yun spread his hands.

Chen Yuanyuan laughed in her heart: Zhu Yun is sometimes really a spoof, and his style is even more unreasonable than our Sanjiang Pavilion. Although our Sanjiang Pavilion is unreasonable and only does things for money, it is considered principled for money. It is still organized in the top priority, but this guy is completely unprincipled and is completely hooligan... Tsk tsk, I appreciate this point, haha.

The killer leader of Sanjiang Pavilion most hates the hypocritical guy, who is full of appreciation for men like Yi Yun who likes to spoof or nonsense.

At this time, Yi Yun spread his hands and said, "But now is not the time to go to Fusang. I might be able to bully Xiao Daming. These little damings are about the same level as the county magistrates here. But when I meet Oda, Maori, Tokugawa, Takeda, and Uesugi, it is definitely not enough to see, because these guys are a bit similar to the princes of the Great Moe Kingdom. In addition... I found that the combat effectiveness of the high-end professionals in the Fusang system is also very good, "Wu Yunshi", "Military Academy", and "Swordsman" are all very powerful. Even if I can have an advantage in the number of soldiers, I have no advantage in terms of military generals."

Yi Yun raised his fingers and counted for a long time, sighing: "There are less than ten third-level generals in my hand, and there are not even one fourth-level generals. If I go to Fusang, I will definitely be beaten and angry... I will get a few masters from where to get to Fusang."

Chen Yuanyuan laughed and said, "As a master, there are many cute countries everywhere. As long as you are willing to spend time looking, you should be able to find it."

"Well, speaking of it, the highest masters I have seen now are Zhao Yunxuan, the King of Jinling in Nanjing City, and the Death Girl in Sanjiang Pavilion. That's really amazing." Yi Yun flattered his mouth: "We want to be able to kidnap these two people..."

Chen Yuanyuan teased and said, "I heard from Lu Xi that the Death Girl in Sanjiang Pavilion is in love with you... You can seduce her with a handsome man trick."

"This is too difficult..." Yi Yun shook his head: "The woman said love in her mouth, but there was no love in her eyes. Tsk tsk, round girl, I think that woman's eyes look quite similar to you, and she looks like staring at something on me."

"Where is my family?" Chen Yuanyuan said angrily: "I don't want anything to the prince. As long as the prince keeps me by my side, I will be satisfied."

"Stop lying to me, what do you want from me?" Yi Yun laughed evilly: "You look at me affectionately and say in a coquettish voice, 'I want it,' and I will give it to you."

"I won't say that, the prince is uneasy..." Chen Yuanyuanfei also ran away.

After teasing the girl, Yi Yun was in a good mood and sang songs all the way back to Jinshan.

Jinshan has been waiting for a freight team here. Everyone thought Yiyun would only go for about three days, but they didn't expect Yiyun to go to Zhoushan to fight pirates. As a result, it took almost two days to delay. A large group of girls from a cute girl troupe were waiting at Jinshan Wharf worriedly, fearing that Yiyun would not come back.

Seeing him coming back safely, the girls breathed a sigh of relief. Then they saw that he had transported back a large amount of goods and all cheered.

"Wow, so many muskets? Do we have so much money to buy?"

"There are also fusan fans and screens, which look pretty good."

"Samurai sword, very handsome, you can use the 'guard'."

The girls were picking and picking, Yi Yun deliberately said, "Stop playing, load it on the big sand truck and transport it back to Jiashan."

"OK!"

"Huh? What is this bag? It seems to be the seeds of some kind of plant." A girl asked at the corn seeds.

Yi Yun was very proud and smiled and said, "This thing is called corn. It is also OK to plant it in places with very thin soil. I plan to promote it to Yiwu to give Yiwu people some other hopes."

As soon as he said this, the Yiwu soldiers on the Jinshan Mountain were immediately excited, surrounded a large group, and asked whisperingly: "Can this thing grow food in Yiwu?"

"Yes, it's very high-yield." Yi Yun heard his parents talk about what they went to the countryside and lived a hard life in the countryside. The people there were very poor and could not afford to eat rice. Three seasons a year, they had to use corn as their staple food. He couldn't help but smile and said, "The thin land that can't be planted with rice, but it's very good to grow this kind of corn, which is just suitable for Yiwu. Do you know why it is called corn? Because it is rice like 'jade' and delicious."

Yiwu soldiers cheered: "Oh my God! This is an extremely precious thing. Brothers, come and protect it."

Dozens of Yiwu soldiers surrounded a large circle and protected the corn seeds. One of them was still shouting: "Brothers, crops that can be planted in Yiwu are unprecedented. This bag of seeds is the lifeblood of Yiwu. The seeds are there, and the seeds are dead. Brothers, we must send this bag of seeds to Yiwu at all costs!"

"yes!"

"Hey, is it so exaggerated?" Yi Yun Dahan: "No one will come to grab it, don't worry."

"No one robs?" Yiwu Bing could not understand: "Why no one robs such a precious crop? We don't believe it!"

"Most of our people in China don't know the benefits of corn yet. Haha, this thing has just been transmitted from America." Yi Yun smiled and said, "Don't be so stubborn. Others should protect this bag when they see you die. They thought it was something amazing, so they really wanted to rob it."

"I understand, so that's how it is..." The Yiwu soldiers suddenly realized: "Pretending not to protect, but actually protecting closely is the real protection. Brothers, we only send one brother to carry this bag of seeds, pretending to carry a sandbag, and lay ten layers of hidden stakes beside them, and escorting it to Yiwu all the way."

Yi Yun: "..."

As a result, the Yiwu soldiers quickly started arguing. In order to fight for the person who carried the seeds, a group of Yiwu soldiers waved their old fists and fought each other. After a while, they beat them to their noses and faces. Finally, a big and thick "guard" finally won and obtained the glorious task of "carrying the seeds".

The Yiwu soldiers who did not get this task shed tears of sadness! But they quickly cheered up, wiped away their tears, picked up their weapons, turned themselves into a "hidden stake", and were responsible for the important task of protecting the seeds from afar.

"Trouble, you just toss it hard! I can't stand it!" Yi Yun shook his head with a wry smile. In the end, he sent a 100-person Yiwu soldiers team to "escort" the corn seeds back to Yiwu.

"You remember for me that although this crop does not require high land, it needs fertilizer very much. Remember to apply enough fertilizer!" Yi Yun finally gave an order.

"As for orders, the villain will let my cousin squat beside the field and shit every day! The fertilizer will never be wasted..."

Yi Yun: "..."

He couldn't help but cry out in his heart: Is it easy for me to recruit some soldiers? I thought I was the best soldier in the world, but I didn't expect that they were all funny crosstalk actors!

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