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353. The game of giving birth [1/2]

353, Game of giving birth to a baby [1/2]

When Yi Yun left the Quanzhou Wharf, the people on the wharf were already spontaneously organizing help to build the fort. Many people pushed their carts and helped the soldiers transport stones, mud, and other items to nearby hills, and built the fort on the top of the hill. Many masons joined the team, helped the government work for free, and brought their own dry food. (--net)

Zheng Shuliang's death brought great shock to the people of Quanzhou Port. It not only inspires their fighting spirit, but also makes everyone realize how cruel and evil the enemy is and must be dealt with seriously.

Yi Yun was quite pleased to see the attitudes of Quanzhou officials and the people. If every harbor in Dameng Country could have such fighting spirit, where would the loopholes come from for colonial robbers?

In order to further inspire the fighting spirit of these people, he simply asked Li Huamei to drive the captured Dutch sailboat to Quanzhou Port to moor, and asked the government here to send ship craftsmen to repair it. In this aspect, it can be repaired better. After all, the ship craftsmen in the government are better than the ship craftsmen in the pirate market. The second aspect is to use this warship to tell everyone that the Dutch are not invincible. Although the other party captured our high-ranking official, we also seized the other party's ship.

Sure enough, the seized Dutch sailboat had just entered the port and welcomed cheers from the people. The boatmen boarded the boat to repair the hull. The first thing they did was not to repair the holes on the ship, but to paint the words "Flying Dutchman" written in Dutch in Dutch.

Yi Yun originally wanted to name the ship Shanghai, but later, in order to arouse the Dutch, he simply gave a new name, called "Flying Henan people". The six big characters were painted on the bow of the ship in bright red paint, which was very conspicuous. I believe that when the Dutch saw this typography, his expression would definitely be very exciting.

After all this, Yi Yun must go south. Although it is necessary to boost the morale of Quanzhou Port, relying solely on these forts, it is impossible to drive the Dutch out of the Penghu Islands. If you want to achieve real victory, you must rely on a powerful navy. You still have to visit the most powerful pirate leader in the southwest sea, Zheng Zhilong.

Yi Yun was still walking with Li Huamei, and their warships left Quanzhou Port and advanced towards Macau along the coastline.

The sea surface in this area is more lively than the sea surface of Ningbo to Quanzhou. There are as many cargo ships from south to north. Although Dameng Country adopts a policy of banning the sea of ​​the pass, the closure of Dameng Country cannot affect the situation of the entire world. Today's world is in the era of great navigation.

This is an era of great geographical discoveries, great migrations and great transformations in humanity. It is full of vitality, and sea transportation is flourishing. The sea is full of dreams and hopes, and the sea is full of navigators with thousands of miles of oceans.

Yi Yun would encounter several fleets almost every day, and the leaders of these fleets were young, full of dreams and motivation. Most of them were from Da Mengguo. Unfortunately, since the government of Da Mengguo did not support the maritime industry and issued a ban on seafarers, these energetic and dreamy young people all became pirates.

What a heartbreaking thing that so many good men have become pirates!

"Zhu Qingqingqingqing, it depends on the good things you did!" Yi Yun couldn't help but vent his anger on Zhu Qingqingqingqing: "It's all because of you, you block the country and make a sea ban, and see how many good young people you have wasted."

"What kind of sea ban? I don't know!" Zhu Qingqing said curiously.

"Don't you know the national affairs?" Yi Yun was furious: "What do you know?"

"Oh, I know how many ant holes are in the corner of the Forbidden City! I have poked each of them with a branch... and a few poked them, and many ants will run out to prepare for battle." Zhu Qingqing said seriously: "I also know that there is a bird's nest on the big tree in the Imperial Garden, and there is a nest of sparrows living in it. I want to catch them and raise them, but Zheng Shuliang said that sparrows cannot be raised. If they lose their freedom, they will commit suicide. What he said at that time... Well... it would rather die if they are not free."

"Ha, I know a lot!" Zhu Qingqing happily clapped her hands and said, "I also know why the sky is yellow. It is said that because the color of the sea is yellow, the sky reflects the color of the sea, it turns yellow.--net"

Yi Yun said angrily: "What you know is all messy. Do you dare to know something serious?"

"I know the serious things too." Zhu Qingqing said seriously: "Emperor Taizu left a very serious ancestral teaching, and I always keep it in mind!"

"Let me tell me!" Yi Yun was very interested. In some of the pieces of information he knew, Emperor Taizu of the Dameng Kingdom was quite awesome, and what he said should make some sense.

Zhu Qingqingqing coughed, cleared his throat, and then said seriously: "Both humans and demons are born by mothers. The difference is that humans are born by mothers, and demons are born by monsters..."

"Puchi!" Yi Yun fell to the sky. He really couldn't stand this emperor. Emperor Taizu must have said more than just this sentence, but also said many meaningful words. Why did she just remember this useless nonsense? This woman's unreliability is simply the only one in the world.

"Shut up!" Yi Yun couldn't help but get angry: "Be the emperor for me, don't spoof."

"Aren't I doing it well?" Zhu Qingqingqing was confused: "Otherwise, what should I do?"

"Recognize the right government!"

"Are you not Zheng Shuliang and Sanshiye?"

"Control the place well!"

"The place... isn't it left to the princes to take care of? For example, the bad guy cousin is in charge of Jiashan and Shanghai."

"Then what are you doing?" Yi Yun said angrily.

"Yes, what should I do?" Zhu Qingqingqing pointed to his nose and said, "I have been thinking about this question too."

Yi Yun: "..."

Chen Yuanyuan couldn't listen any longer, and she spoofed: "The most important thing you should do is to have a child and let her inherit the throne. This is the most important thing for the emperor. Nothing else matters is important. There is someone to do it for you, only having a baby is no one to help you."

"Huh? What you said makes sense." Zhu Qingqing tilted his head: "Political affairs, local affairs, and military affairs, there are people who can help me deal with it. Only having children is not enough. If I were a man, I could find a woman to help me give birth, but I am a woman, so I can only do it myself."

Yi Yun: "..."

Zhu Qingqing jumped up and ran around the deck, laughed and said, "I have decided to go and have a baby now. Sister Chen, is it troublesome to have a baby? How long will it take? How long can I play it? I get tired of ordinary games in minutes. Oh, I hope this matter can be more durable."

"This..." Chen Yuanyuan sweated heavily.

At this time, Li Huamei happened to jump from the boat next to her. Before she could hear the previous words, she heard Zhu Qingqing Qingqing's last few words. She was shocked and almost fell into the sea. She quickly grabbed the side of the boat and fixed her body. She said with a big sweat: "Whether a child is fun or not depends on your structure. If you are a stone girl, it is not fun... If you are the more sensitive type, it will be fun, you will never get tired of it, and you will never get tired of playing for the rest of your life."

"Oh?" Zhu Qingqingqing asked seriously, "How can I tell if I am a stone girl or a sensitive type?"

"You'll know if you'll find a man to try it." Li Huamei spread her hands and said, "You feel it yourself."

"Don't teach randomly!" Yi Yun jumped up: "It's all done to teach her to be a woman like Wu Zetian with countless mischiefs."

"Who is Wu Zetian?"

"Cough... I didn't say it!" Yi Yun smiled bitterly.

At this time, Zhu Qingqing and Qingqing had already been attracted by the new game and laughed: "It turns out that having children is something you can play for the rest of your life. No wonder my parents gave birth to me. It seems that they have a lot of fun... I want to play too! Cousin, play with me."

"No!" Yi Yun knelt.

"Why don't you?" Zhu Qingqing didn't know anything and loved to ask everything.

Yi Yun said seriously: "If you like having children, you need men and women who like each other to play after they become husband and wife. For example, you, Sister Yuanyuan, like each other and become husband and wife. We often play the game of giving birth, and sooner or later we will give birth to the child. But... do you like me?"

"If you don't like it, you hit me, you are a bad cousin." Zhu Qingqing said seriously: "I still remember it. You hit me four times. I want to hit you when I go back to Beijing."

"Then do you think I like you?" Yi Yun asked again.

"If you don't like it, you often criticize me, scold me, and beat me... If you like me, you won't treat me like this."

"That's all, I can't have a baby with you!" Yi Yun spread his hands.

Zhu Qingqing looked around and looked on the boat for a long time, and said with a bitter face: "It's so miserable now. I think about it. There seems to be no such man in the world who I like and like, so how can I play with giving birth? Sister Huamei, you teach me..."

Li Huamei laughed and led Zhu Qingqing to the cabin. She found a place where no one was. She whispered: "Actually... Prince Jiashan is not completely right. There are not only people who like each other in this world. They only have children who have married couples. There are some exceptions."

Zhu Qingqing Qingqing's eyes lit up and said, "What?"

"The following types!" Li Huamei said seriously: "The first type is a drunken sex. A drunk man and a woman lie down on the bed for no reason."

"Wow...this... doesn't seem very interesting. I don't know anything when I get drunk, so I can't enjoy it." Zhu Qingqing Qingqing opposed.
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