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727、How dare you send me a good person card

Yi Yun has always had the habit of spoofing and frightening, so he followed Chen Yuanyuan's words and said: "It makes sense, sister Yuanyuan, let's sell her to the lowest-grade jiyuan in the Qinhuai River. Yes! That's the decision."

"Wow, do you want to sell your home to the kiln?" Zhuge Mengqing blinked: "No, isn't it, so cruel?"

"I am a big bad guy, I can do bad things without blinking!" Yi Yun hummed.

"Woo... you are cruel to throw such a cute cousin into that kind of fire pit and let those ugly men in that?" Zhuge Mengqing pretended to be crying, pretending to be very fake. Even the stupid assassin Lu Xi could tell that she was crying, let alone other girls.

"Hey, if you want to cry, you should pretend to be crying a little bit. Is it so swollen about your fake crying?" Yi Yun sweated heavily.

"Well, if you pretend to threaten me, of course I will pretend to cry to cooperate with you." Zhuge Mengqing spread her hands: "Anyway, you can't really sell me into that kind of kiln. Do I need to be afraid?"

"Hey, I'm not pretending, I'm a really, very evil man." Yi Yun hummed.

"Okay, throw me into your family's slave soldiers group and let them turn me in the turn... I just believe you are a bad guy." Zhuge Mengqing smiled.

"..." Yi Yun Khan: "Damn, can this kind of thing be said by a girl?"

"Hey, who doesn't know that our Xi'an King Zhuge family is full of hooligans. From the ancestors to the present, hooligans have emerged..." Zhuge Mengqing smiled proudly and said, "What kind of words, ooxx, ****, and so on, so on, so on, so on, so on, so on, so on, so on, so on, so on."

Yi Yun was sweating wildly: "Yao o, in your words, there are many places where you are blocked and harmonious. The websites dare not show it!Yao o! I can't believe that these are actually said from a woman's mouth, and if a man says it, he will blush."

"Tsk, it's just a few swear words, and you won't get pregnant. What's the point of blushing?" Zhuge Mengqing spreads her hands: "Even if you are pregnant, it's not worth blushing. If a woman enters, she always has to get pregnant. If a woman enters but doesn't get pregnant, she can't give birth to a child, and she will perish... So this is a very honorable thing, and we should say it out loud!"

"You have to say love loudly, let him understand that love must work hard to create opportunities before there will be a future..." Zhuge Mengqing was still in the mood to sing: "You have to say love loudly, don't be afraid, the shooting stars are fast... You have to say love loudly, the train is about to go, you must be brave or not, don't be guessing, be defeated by love, hold the station sign..."

"Puchi!" Yi Yun vomited blood.

"This girl actually has the face to sing and beat her up!" The girls were furious.

"Okay, stop playing!" Yi Yun said helplessly: "Pick up the army first, let's go to the city to chat slowly."

Zhuge Mengqing gave an order, and all 300,000 troops returned to the camp. Yi Yun also took the troops. Everyone escorted Zhuge Mengqing and planned to enter Xi'an City. However, there was a sudden chaos on the other side. It turned out that the Shaolin bald men who had shown their power just now were setting up the "Dragon Subduing Tiger Arhat Array", their eyes were in the shape of copper coins, staring at the rain birds on their abject!

The monks seem to be planning to catch the rain bird.

"Okay, don't do it at this moment." Yi Yun waved his hand and said, "You have just fought a battle, aren't you tired? You'll face off against the Rain Bird soon. If you lose and it's gone away, then it's over. Let's have a full meal first before considering it! There's meat!"

When the monks heard this, they immediately closed the formation and the four leading vindicatas said: "The donor is right. Let's talk about it when we have enough. Well... Of course, we are not trying to eat meat, absolutely not!"

The bald men behind were all drooling: "It's o, it's o, it's o, we definitely didn't decide to stop for the sake of eating meat. We have to eat cabbage, and we have the strength to catch the rainbird after eating."

Girls: "…"

The crowd walked towards the city together, and the large group of generals under Zhuge Mengqing followed behind depressedly, but they didn't look like they were coming, but they just gave a little depressed feeling.

The group entered the Xi'an Palace and came to the main hall. Yi Yun went up and sat the main seat of the palace without hesitation. It seemed that he had become the King of Xi'an. Then the girls lined up and surrounded Zhuge Mengqing and her thousand subordinates in the middle of the hall, surrounding him like an indictment. In fact,... it was indeed an indictment.

"Okay, rebels, do you have anything else to say?" Yi Yun snorted: "Actually, I guessed the reason for your rebellion. Now I will give you the last chance to explain, otherwise I will tear them all."

"There is nothing to say!" Zhuge Mengqing spread her hands and said, "Since I have lost to you, I will be your subordinate."

"Nani?" Yiyun Khan: "Is it decided so easily?"

"It's not that you can easily do it, but that you think about it before rebelling!" Zhuge Mengqing sat down on the carpet without hesitation, spreading her hands and said, "You have seen the situation in Shaanxi and Xi. It's just a mess anyway. The Donglin Party has been stuck in my supplies, which has caused me to be more disasters here, so I had to rebel casually..."

Yi Yun: "..."

Zhuge Mengqing smiled and said, "There is an unparalleled King of Jinling in the country. Anyone who rebelled is dead end, but I still rebelled. The purpose is to attract my cousin, cousin, and cousin to help me!"

"Nani?"

Zhuge Mengqing said seriously: "I have calculated it long ago. If I rebel, the Donglin Party will definitely impose a blockade on Shaanxi in order to cover up the news that they forced me to rebel. In this case, if the Dameng Country still has aspiring royal family, they will definitely lead troops to Shaanxi to suppress the rebellion regardless of the Donglin Party's obstacles, so that I can meet them and solve the difficulties here together. If the Dameng Country has lost its ambition and dared to suppress the rebellion, I will conquer thousands of people and continue to attack Beijing, knock down the current leadership team, and manage the country by myself."

Joining the crowd: "…"

"It's worthy of being a descendant of the Zhuge family... It's really annoying." King Dong Ying of Xiangyang laughed: "Your family just likes to play with these colorful things, so tired. If I were to say that, hum, I would use a million taels of silver bills to make countless talisman paper cranes, and at the same time I sent a letter to all the princes of the Dameng Kingdom, inviting them to help me. The paper crane made from the silver bill was treated as a white spoon of military expenses for them..."

The crowd became sweating profusely.

Zhuge Mengqing laughed and said, "Look, my plan has been successful. As expected, several princes came to help me, including King Xiangyang, King Qiantang, King Jinling, King Hu... plus I, King Xi'an, the power of our royal family has been condensed, and it is much easier to deal with the Donglin Party."

Yi Yun: "..."

Girls: "…"

Yi Yun was initially upset: "Damn, I am the one who won the battle. Why are you sitting there proudly, and everything is in your control?"

"Oh? Isn't it all in my control?" Zhuge Mengqing laughed: "Anyway, you are here...and no matter whether you lose to me or I lose to you, you will come to help me solve the drought problem, and also help me break through the Donglin Party blockade in Tongguan. If I don't win, what's the point?"

Yi Yun: "..."

"Anyway, cousin, you can't leave when you come. Please help me solve the drought!" Zhuge Mengqing sat on the carpet and said complacently: "I have thought of the following solutions... First, move all the people in Shaanxi to your territory, so that the drought doesn't matter. Anyway, no longer live in this land. Second, dig the Grand Canal, just like the Beijing-Hangzhou Canal, bringing water into Shaanxi. Third, let this stingy rainbird stop raining just at my cousin, and bringing some rain to the entire Shaanxi."

Yi Yun felt a little cold, and extremely unhappy! After making trouble for a long time, he was like this... Did you really get used to it? Is it so unhappy, what should I do?

"You must be thinking now: I'm so unhappy, what should I do?" Zhuge Mengqing pointed at Yi Yun and smiled, "Wow, cold dishes! Who told you that you are a good person in your bones? It's useless to pretend to be bad and pretend to be more like it. The good person in your bones is soaked in. If you face a hooligan like me, you can only suffer a secret loss."

"I'll go! Brother can tolerate anything, the only thing I can't tolerate is to stop sending me a card, you're dead." Yi Yun rushed down from the main seat with a quick step, reached out to pick up Zhuge Mengqing, and pulled her into the small study next to him: "Find a place to stay in, clean up your baby..."

"It's strange if you are afraid of you, you can't do it..." Zhuge Mengqing laughed.

After entering the study room, Yi Yun closed the door and window and said viciously: "Cousin, you're done. The price of sending me a good card is very heavy..." He was about to catch Zhuge Mengqing and molested her and scared her. Unexpectedly, Zhuge Mengqing rushed forward and hugged her with both hands. Her cute little mouth passed by Yi Yun's face and said softly: "Cousin, just help me... If you help me, I'll kiss you!"

I'll take a break, how dare I use methods?

Yi Yun was really furious. He pulled Zhuge Mengqing into his arms and kissed him hard... The two soft red lips were soft, and the fragrance seemed to be coming with the saliva. The naughty girl in her arms froze... Then, Zhuge Mengqing struggled desperately: "Oh, are you really here?"

"Of course it's true, do you think I'm fake?"

"Oh, how can you come true? Woo... This is the first kiss from the family..."

"Who told you to use small means to mess with me? You don't know that men are terrible. You don't know that the pot is made of iron." Yi Yun said badly, stretching his bad hand into her clothes, as if he was trying to touch some places that were blocked by the code.

"Oh, don't touch me... I lost... I'm not naughty..." Zhuge Mengqing screamed in surprise: "You bad guy!"
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