Chapter 106 Idiot Love
Chapter 106 The Idiot Love
Song Qiao is pregnant, and moderately fierce quarrels are of great benefit to her mood change. As the father of the child in her womb, Yun Lang has the responsibility to keep them and their mother and son in a relatively happy mood.
As for Su Zhi, it's really good to have a fight...
Retrieving the majesty of the head of the family made all the servants of the Yun family feel a sense of awe for the head of the family.
If Meng Da and Meng Er were not counted as Meng Da, and the two brothers held the head of the family and asked to marry Xiao Chong, the new day would be a wonderful day for Yun Lang.
"You have two brothers, which of you did you ask Xiaozhu to marry?" Yun Lang said casually. After hearing this, the two brothers were very depressed and sat under the steps all day long and sighed.
The next day, when Cao Xiang came, things were out of control. I don’t know what Cao Xiang said. The two brothers Meng Da and Meng Er started to tear each other in the Yun family’s yard, and they didn’t listen to it. It was not until the two brothers ripped together under the scorching sun for two hours before the war was ended.
I don’t know where this pair of brothers who respect and love each other on weekdays have such great hatred. Even if they are confused, they still do not forget to attack the brothers lying beside them in a daze.
Yun Lang, who had been hurriedly returning home, angrily said to Cao Xiang after checking the two brothers' illnesses: "What did you say to their brothers?"
Cao Xiang touched his nose and said awkwardly: "Their brothers asked me for advice, so I said it's simple. Whoever wins, will the little insect belong to."
Yun Lang's mouth shivered and said helplessly: "This is okay for normal people, but for two fools, they will take it seriously."
Cao Xiang spread his hands and said, "Do you have any other way?"
"Uh... it seems that there is really not."
"Right, for the sake of human ethics, you can't marry Xiaozhu to two of them, you can only be one, right?"
Yun Lang nodded. In fact, Xiao Chong was also struggling with this matter. Marrying any of the two fools in the Meng family as her is considered a good marriage.
In order to marry Xiao Chong, Meng had already dismissed all the women that Meng Da and Meng Er married. Meng Du, the owner of Meng, also said that as long as Xiao Chong is willing to marry his stupid son, when he dies, the owner of the family will be Xiao Chong.
Meng is not a very small family. Although it is impossible to be rich and noble because of his birth in the emperor's residence, as long as the emperor is in power for one day, no one is willing to provoke such a family.
Meng Da and Meng Er, because of raising ducks, chickens, and geese, have made themselves a doctorate in agriculture. If it weren’t for these two people being unsuitable for officials, otherwise, a doctorate in agriculture would be their shortcut to seeking an official position in Zhongnan, and it would be no problem to make a fortune in the future.
Liang Weng supported his daughter's idea of marrying Meng. The daughter of a generation of craftsmen not only did not become a slave to other people's families, but instead flew to the branches to become a phoenix. This was a blessing.
As for the happiness of his daughter, Liang Weng thought it was not important, but in fact this idea was correct. Since he came to Yun, Liang Weng has fully felt the happiness of the rich. He now hates poverty and believes that his previous life as a cattle and a horse is not considered life at all.
After Xiao Chong came to Yun's family, although he was a servant and maid, there was only one master in the huge Yun family at that time, and this master was very kind. Xiao Chong was not a servant and maid, but not many daughters in the mansion could match her life.
Especially after taking on the job of teaching Gillian to go swimming, even the ladies who came to meet Gillian would call me "Insect Girl".
Such a little insect is still suitable to marry the poor?
But she couldn't get in the noble family, so marrying Meng Da or Meng Er would be her best choice.
Meng Du also expected that only Xiao Chong would marry him, and his two stupid sons would have a good life after a hundred years of his husband and wife.
Yun Lang understood this truth, Song Qiao and Su Zhi also understood it. Even Xiao Chong herself understood that the reason why it was delayed for so many years was entirely because Xiao Chong couldn't pick out the better one of the two brothers.
Marrying one of them is probably not just a heartbreaking problem, but a life is possible.
Cao Xiang's bastard sounded very rude, but at least it was a solution, and there was no way to defeat him.
This is also the reason why they were able to beat them for two hours amid the dissuasion of the crowd. In the eyes of outsiders, for the two brothers, this battle was not only about who married Xiao Chong, but also about who would grasp the Meng family in the future. No one dared to fight, and no one dared to block their game.
The two brothers had not suffered from severe heatstroke. After drinking a large jar of salt and sugar water, they sweated like pulp and fell asleep.
After waking up, two more lively heroes will be there.
Meng Du and his wife came, sat in the middle of the bed of their two sons for some time, and sat in the middle of the night.
The couple looked at each other, took out a knife and stuffed it into their sleepy son's hands, then gritted their teeth and closed the door, sat in a dim corner waiting for their son to wake up.
This scene fell in the eyes of Yun Lang and Cao Xiang who were standing in front of the window.
Meng Du's gloomy voice came from the corner: "I'm a shameless man to invite the two marquis to prove that the head of the Meng family will be born tonight."
"Switch the knife to wood."
"No more... One son who is interested is enough..."
Cao Xiang looked at the cold short knife under the moonlight without feeling uncomfortable.
"I uphold my mother's heroic spirit and suppress all parties of the Cao family. Although I was unable to tie the chicken at that time, I still killed four people before I could firmly take up the position of head of the Cao family.
Meng Du did not have any bias in doing things, but he didn't know whether Meng should be a brave son or a kind son, and he was about to make it clear!"
Meng Du's face was pale in the moonlight as if a dead person, and hesitated for a long time: "I want a son with someone's heart!"
Cao Xiang sneered: "Then just wait and see what's going on!"
After saying that, he pulled Yun Lang into the darkness.
Only Meng Da, Meng Er sleeping soundly, and Meng's crying softly in the darkness were left in the huge room.
"You really killed your four brothers?"
Yun Lang asked Cao Xiang in a low voice.
Cao Xiang said expressionlessly: "Four people with surnames Cao."
"Oh Cao, did you really do this?"
"If I don't do it, my mother will untie the rope on them. At that time, it will be their turn to fuck me."
"Rope..." Yun Lang moaned.
"I am weak and sick. If I don't tie them up, I will only die. If my mother wants to give the Cao clan a fairness, she will naturally have to tie them up. This is a promise to be made in advance, very fair, and it is also a way out for them.
Do you know, even so, they will not give up. They bet that I am a coward, a coward who doesn't even dare to kill anyone.
Then, they died...hehehe..."
Cao Xiang's silly smile was like a ghost crying. Yun Lang patted Cao Xiang's back and said, "Beautiful job!"
"You said I did a pretty job?"
"Nonsense, if I were me, I would do that too, just not as sensible as you."
"I wet my pants at that time."
"Yeah, it's not normal to not wet your pants. I know, the sphincter and bladder are uncontrollable when people are extremely nervous."
"What is the sphincter, what is the bladder?"
"Well, when Su Zhi next time he dissects the body, you are standing next to him, I'll show you."
"Forget it, just be sure you know it. Just point it out to me when I need to know..."
The summer night in Guanzhong is very short. After two roosters crow, the sky is dark. This is the standard time for Mengda and Meng Er to wake up. It has never missed it for several years. Yun Lang does not think there will be any changes today.
Meng Da turned over and sat up in a daze, looked at Meng Er on the bed next to him and said, "Brother, brother, get up."
Meng Er yawned and sat up with his eyes closed and muttered: "Xiao Hui will definitely lay the 23rd eggs of this month today!"
Meng Da laughed and said, "It's impossible. No duck can lay twenty-three eggs in a month, twenty-two to the sky."
Speaking of ducks, the two brothers finally woke up from confusion. When Meng Da, who was the first to get up, the knife in his hand fell to the ground, he made a clang.
It was this crisp sound that reminded the brothers of what happened yesterday at the same time.
Meng Da looked at the knife in Meng Er's hand, and his eyes suddenly turned red...
Chapter completed!