[032] The blank of ex-boyfriend
When I saw Mr. Lin, I felt very balanced.
Lin Shao used to be thin and slender, weighing 120 kilograms. His weight inexplicably soared to 140 after one year of marriage. Later, he increased at a rate of 5 kilograms per year, and now it is almost 165 kilograms.
My situation is similar to his. When I saw him, I thought, it turned out that I was not the only one who was like this.
When he finished work, I still couldn't bear to leave.
Since I arrived at this campus, I naturally wanted to find some memories.
But there is a problem. I don’t know where the bitch Long once taught, nor where his dormitory was, so I couldn’t follow his footsteps. So I looked very much like Faye Wong in the forest in Chongqing. She slipped into the room of 633 and stroked his used towels, soaps, pillows, etc., probably also pursuing a trace.
In order to show that my sexual orientation is normal, I should stop mentioning men. Next, let’s talk about women.
In this school, there are five girls who impressed me the most, known as five golden flowers, and their names are Cuicui, Qiqi, Yunyun, Zhenzhen, and Yingying. The five girls came from the same dormitory. At that time, I was puzzled. This dormitory that was so slutty that there were neither four or six people, but exactly five people?
The story about the five golden flowers can be explained in a few words, so let’s listen to the next episode.
At this moment, on this campus, I was in a purely lyrical attitude and wanted to sigh in my life. I even wanted to find a big tree to urinate and then use a knife to carve the "Old Cow to Visit Here" to prove to the bitch dragon that I had been here, and by the way, to a girl outside of five golden flowers that I had been here.
But doing this has no practical meaning. It made me feel particularly disappointed to come here at a wrong time. At this time, I remembered a song: Does anyone remember that I have been to this world?
Mr. Lin didn't give me too much time to sigh. He pulled me into the car and said, "I made an appointment with someone. I am a TV station interview program host. Let's have a meal tonight and record the program tomorrow."
I said, "What am I going to do?"
Lin Shao: "As the original author of this drama, what's wrong with you going with me?"
I said, "Don't, I'm quite frightened. My buddy hasn't been on TV in my life."
Lin Shao: "Tell me the truth, that anchor is a woman and looks very good."
I was a little cautious, but I was still pretentious: "What does this have to do with me?"
Lin Shao: "You don't know. That girl admires literary youth. She used to have a boyfriend who was your colleague. It's been several years since then. She has not forgotten the man. I heard that she used to be an actor, and after breaking up with that man, she will stop acting. If you go there, you might fill a gap. Take a good chance."
I shyed: "Isn't that good?"
Lin Shao: "What's wrong with it? Now she's single, and you're single too. Are you afraid of a hammer?"
I said, "Strange, it's really as good as you said, why didn't you get on?"
Lin Shao: "Do you think I don't want to do it, isn't that a hookup? I'm not her food inside and outside. Go, you can help me. If you can't do it, let the big rush and let that girl understand what it means to go one after another."
Dafeng, who was dozing beside me, finally opened his mouth: "Don't pull me up, I'm very likely to be a married person, don't talk to me about these shitty things."
Lin Shao: "It is very likely that it's not over yet? Why are you excited?"
Da Ben: "Is there anyone who speaks like this? Do you speak human language?"
Seeing that these two guys were about to start arguing again, I said, "Stop making trouble, I'll just go see her."
After saying this, I was still a little looking forward to it. In my understanding, ordinary female hosts should prefer wealth like Lin Shao. The female anchor who had not met yet gave me a special impression. I couldn't help but wonder what kind of woman she is and what kind of sentiment she has?
Having said that, I once had strong fantasies about the existence of female anchors on TV stations. Everyone understands this fantasy, just like I once fantasized about flight attendants, female doctors, female nurses, and not afraid to tell everyone honestly that I even fantasized about loving and beautiful kindergarten teachers.
The closer I got to the place where I met her, the stronger the fantasy in my mind.
Imagination is always beautiful, reality is always ridiculous.
When we saw her, we looked at each other speechlessly.
At that time, Mr. Lin said: "Let me introduce it, this person is..."
I interrupted him: "No need, we know each other."
She looked at me with a haggard smile: "Long time no see."
"I'll go to the bathroom." Da Ben suddenly interrupted.
When this guy turned around, his shoulders were swaying slightly, and he obviously couldn't hold back his smile.
The story about me and the woman in front of me is clear.
Mr. Lin was far away from home during that time and had no idea about this.
After sitting down, Lin Shao was a little embarrassed. Fortunately, he had a high understanding. After a while of greeting, he pretended to reply to an important text message. In fact, the text message was sent to me, and the content was: "Damn, her former boyfriend, can't it be you?"
I was also embarrassed and replied with a word: "Yes."
Chapter completed!