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[052] Lunba

It was late at night and we were full of food and food.

During the meal, we talked a lot, recalled a lot, and looked forward a lot.

When checking out, Da Ben burped and shouted: "I really want to have a tycoon meal."

These words scared the cashier girl, and the eyes of the four of us seemed to be looking at the evil forces.

These words also bring us into memories.

Lin Shao said: "I want to, too."

Xiaofeng said: "So too."

I said, "If it weren't for the last one I left, I'll go too."

Mr. Lin: "What are you afraid of? Just stick to rock-scissors."

I flatly refused: "No, I will never use you rock-paper-scissors again."

I have had two experiences eating a bastard meal in my life, one of which was committed crime with these people in front of me.

Later in one of my online novels, the protagonist in my works went to have a similar tycoon meal with a girl named Lala. The actual situation was not like that. Art comes from life. In real life, it is far less erotic and romantic than a man and a woman eating a tycoon meal. The real situation back then was that six crazy animals formed a team to do it.

At that time, we were just freshman year. Like all the passionate young people who lack experience, our economic situation has a rule, that is, we are very rich at the beginning of the month, very tight in the middle of the month, and very miserable at the end of the month.

Even if it is true like Lin Shao? The son of the coal boss is still so poor that he can't bear to lose his temper at the end of the month. After his family was fooled by him twice, they no longer trust him and never answered his phone number by the end of the month. It can be said responsibly that in the last few days of each month, Lin Shao's pocket was as clean as the classroom that had just been cleaned.

During that period, the most common question that everyone asked when they met was: "When is the day today?"

In fact, everyone remembers what date it was. This question is just a constant reminder of how many days will it be before I will pay my living expenses next time.

I still remember that on the day of the incident, Da Ben poked his head out of the quilt and asked, "What day is it?"

If it were normal, I would definitely not remember the date, but in the extraordinary period, at the end of the month, eight out of ten people around me were poor, and only Lei Feng's spirit was left. I counted the time to live like most people, so I said, "No. 28."

"Damn it, there are three days left!" Da Ben muttered and continued to bury his head in the quilt.

The meaning of this sentence in Da Ben is that his family will not pay him a living expenses after three days. My situation is the same as him, and No. 1 will be free. If I call home now, I will definitely be scolded, so Da Ben and I have a tacit understanding of each other and are ready to get to No. 1. The so-called feathers of birds of a feather flock together, perhaps this is why Da Ben and I have been living in the same room and have a harmonious relationship.

Da Ben poked his head out again and asked, "How much does it cost to you?"

I searched all the belongings, and then answered seriously: "Qianjiao!"

"Damn, you can't live this day." The Berkeley's eyes, which were originally flashing, quickly dimmed. After a while, they laughed nervously again: "Hahaha, you are better than me, I have two more hairs!"

I laughed too, and after laughing, my whole heart was empty.

Benz asked: "Are you hungry?"

I asked back: "What do you think?"

After counting, he and I hadn't eaten for a whole day.

Dazhong came up with a bad idea: "My phone is stopped. You call Mr. Lin and ask him to promote humanitarianism and come to support the disaster area!"

"I owe the money too, what do you want me to use to hit me?" I smiled bitterly.

"I said why can't your mind turn? Find a phone call next door." The Bundesliga man said in a silly manner.

I asked, "Why don't you go?"

Da Ben simply sat up, waved his arms and said in an indignant tone: "Don't forget to dig wells when you drink water, don't forget, I went there last time, and it's your turn this time!"

This is indeed the case. For reasons of reason, I went to the next dormitory without saying a word.

I came back a minute later, and Da Ben looked happy and asked, "Is it done so soon?"

I said, "Don't mention it, the two guys next door have also stopped."

In despair, Da Ben reflected the spirit of "Isn't it okay for you to draw? Why don't you draw two cakes and we draw cakes to satisfy our hunger? In this way, just draw a pot of hair and blood for me? Is it better to draw three bowls of white rice? No, draw five bowls of white rice."

I have to admit that sometimes Da Ben is really a genius, and he can even think of such a talented idea of ​​drawing a pot of Mao Xuewang.

Having said that, during that period, the most awesome dish in our school canteen was Mao Xuewang.

Regardless of whether I have the ability to draw a pot of hairy blood, even if I draw it, I guess I will starve to death first.

At that time, I was in a daze and my mind was filled with steaming hot Mao Xuewang and five bowls of white rice.

At this moment, someone knocked on the door.

After opening the door, Lin Shao and Xiao Feng came together.

My eyes were wet. At that moment, I felt that Lin Shao and Xiaofeng were both holding a halo on their heads. The halo of the angels when they appeared in the movie was undoubtedly the best two angels at that moment.

The reaction of Da Ben was similar to mine. He said to Mr. Lin: "Do you take the initiative to let us have a free meal?"

Lin Shao was stunned for a moment and said, "I came to take the initiative to get your meal."

My eyes and I became even more wet. At that moment, we all felt like we fell from heaven to hell, but we were not desperate. We looked at Xiaofeng together, and he was the last hope of the people.

Xiaofeng touched in his pocket. Just when we thought he would find a handful of money, what he finally found was a coin, and a coin worth one cent. He slapped the coin on the table and said in awe: "I have all my belongings."

My grandparents and I fell from heaven to hell, and from hell to the eighteen levels of hell.

At such a painful moment, men like to smoke a cigarette and then vent a cigarette ring to vent their inner dissatisfaction.

But at that time, there was a problem.

Da Ben yawned and asked, "Who do you have cigarettes?"

I shook my head, and Xiaofeng also shook his head.

After touching it in his pocket for a long time, Lin Shao finally took out the cigarette box, and there was only the last cigarette left in the box.

At that moment, we all felt infinite sadness, and God did not even give us the opportunity to vomit smoke rings and vent our dissatisfaction.

The Great Benz is happy again, he said, "It's okay, Lumbar."

The lunbus is not the same as the "rumba" in dance. The so-called lunbus refers to a group of animals holding the same cigarette, and each person takes a pulp of Baz, which is essentially equivalent to **.

In our middle school years, we often engage in such activities. In the men's bathroom, you often see a group of livestock and a cigarette. Sometimes it is exaggerated to the point where more than a dozen people smoke the same one, and each person has only a shriveled cigarette butt after one sip of the Buzz.

Once upon a time, we thought we would say goodbye to those hard years after going to college, but we didn't expect that on this day of the year, we were embarrassed to four of us smoke a cigarette.

We are getting older and our addiction to smoking is also increasing.

The result of Lumba is that not only did everyone not get enough to smoke, but they instead caught their addiction.

At this time, Big Ben asked Lin Shao: "Do you still have change?"

Lin Shao shook his head decisively.

Da Ben asked again: "Don't even have coins?"

Young Master Lin still retains the aura of the rich second generation: "Who am I? Do I carry coins on me?"

Da Ben despised him on the spot: "The subtext is that you don't even have a sting on your body, right?"

Lin Shao was ashamed, and then he realized that he was the poorest among the four of us.

It happened that I was a seven-member man and I was a seven-member man and I had enough money.

At first we planned to use this dollar to save the world, but later we found that one dollar could not save the world at all, but could temporarily save ourselves. We went to a place near the school that sold loose cigarettes and bought four red plum cigarettes for one dollar.

We squatted on the side of the road, and finally everyone could sigh at the smoke ring with a cigarette in their mouths. We spent the last dollar and fully experienced the feeling of being penniless. Everyone cherished the last cigarette and kept smoking the filter before letting go, because we all knew that after smoking this cigarette, we would really have nothing.
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