When we were halfway through the meal, the mouse came late.

Mouse is a friend who grew up wearing open-crotch pants, but this child is very different from Xiaomu. First of all, he is external. Mouse looks ordinary, especially his height, which is not 1.7 meters long. The biggest difference between the two is his personality. Xiaomu takes the high-end route, while Mouse often takes the brain-dead route.

Mouse has common problems with young people born in the 1990s. Sometimes seeing him will make us uncles happy.

In my memory, the most stupid thing that Mouse has ever done is in the summer of 2008. He ran to Lin Shao to borrow money. At that time, Mouse had just graduated from junior high school and claimed that he had something urgent to do. Lin Shao thought that this child had made the girl's belly bigger, so he borrowed him a thousand yuan.

For a junior high school student, a relatively large sum of 1,000 yuan was a relatively large sum. Lin Shao was worried that something would happen to the mouse, so he followed him quietly, and the result was seriously beyond Lin Shao's expectations.

The situation at that time was like this:

The mouse found an Internet cafe and charged the money into an account.

Then he logged into an online game called "Dien Short Axe", and his opening remark was domineering: "Come on, son, get it!"

Soon a player in the game whose names are all Mars text responded: "Grandson, if you don't want to brush, you are my grandson!"

Next, the two of them swiped each other a horn that cost one dollar at a time.

In less than ten minutes, the mouse brushed all over a thousand dollars.

This incident caused a sensation on their servers, and many players shouted that they were awesome.

This made mouse think he was really awesome, but didn't realize that this was actually very stupid.

After finishing the speaker, the mouse calmed down, but Young Master Lin had no choice but to go back and beat the kid up.

The rat who got beaten up felt that there was no place to deal with it, so she ran to me online and cried.

At first, mouse felt quite wronged: "Brother Niu, I have my own difficulties. Brother Lin doesn't understand me at all. I have told a girl that I have to prove myself if I don't use a thousand speakers, how can I survive in the future?"

Don’t say that Mr. Lin doesn’t understand him, I can’t understand him either. I thought about it and said to him: “A man has many ways to prove himself, but it may be difficult to prove himself when playing the speaker in the game.”

Later, the mouse became much more restrained and finally stopped being addicted to online games.

After entering university, the mouse began to become addicted to women.

According to Xiaomu, as long as the mouse is awake, he will definitely hold his cell phone in his hand, even eating and going to the toilet.

There are two major artifacts on his mobile phone, one is WeChat and the other is Momo.

Relying on these two things, Mouse has achieved certain results through long-term and unremitting efforts.

To be honest, I am relatively unfamiliar with these two artifacts, and I don’t know why. Today I met a mouse, and I carefully consulted and understood the lifestyle of the new generation of young people.

I first looked at mouse’s WeChat. When I saw his signature, I felt that I could not catch up with the times. His signature was like this: "Lonely women play WeChat, lonely men search for nearby..."

I asked him: "Will you scare the girl away with your signature?"

The mouse is very wandering: "Brother, you are out, you are out and you are playing. The more unrestrained your signature, the better. If your signature is too literary, those girls don't want to pay attention to you. Look at me, a friend of Momo, a girl from 1995, her signature is so direct, just four words - fire at me!"

I tried hard to digest this new concept and asked, "How many have you started? Have you caught up with Xiaomu?"

When he talked about this mouse, he was extremely unbalanced and said with a bitter face: "Can I compare with him? I am using my life to pick up girls. He is standing still and being fucked by girls. The difference is one in the sky and one underground. This animal is a male god in school. He has more girls he hooked up with in a month than me in a year. I am too difficult. I have to prepare for a long time if I want to soak in black fungus. Xiaomu is so awesome, and black fungus takes the initiative to protect him every day."

I sighed, "It seems that appearance is still very important."

Mouse agreed deeply: "It's a must, just like Ronaldo. If he had Essing's face, I bet that his fans would have dropped by half! Besides, the biggest disadvantage of the King of Coal Balls is that they look a little bit shrunk. If Messi had a card face, I dare say that there was no letter Ronaldo in the football world, and fans all over the world would have become Messi's fans."

I heard the implicit meaning: "Does this mean that you are the king of coal balls in the world of picking up girls? I heard that you are known as Momo Love Saint, and there are thousands of beauties following you?"

The mouse's expression was very complicated, with a bit of pride in moderation: "Don't listen to them nonsense. This is the case. At first, I played Momo and there was no one to me at all. Later, I discovered a problem. Generally, popular men are either handsome or there must be cars in the photos. I realized that I borrowed Brother Lin's BMW X6, and took more than a dozen photos from a different angle and uploaded them. That day, more than 30 girls followed me..."

I was surprised: "This is OK?"

Mouse: "Why can't it work? As long as your avatar is driven by a BMW, there will definitely be a girl who will take the initiative to protect you."

I asked, "Isn't it a mistake?"

Mouse: "No, tell you, I'm quite kind. At least I used Brother Lin's car to drive out for a momentum. How bold people are, how rich are there in the land? The courageous little people can only masturbate for the rest of their lives. There are people who are even more cruel than me in our school. This junior animal sneaked to Audi on the street and took a selfie, claiming that his father is the deputy mayor, and he can still hook black fungus, can you imagine?"

I really can't imagine that the dating in this era is too different from the netizens we met in that era.

The only thing I feel relieved about this incident is that mouse finally no longer regards himself as a loser.

When this term was just popular on the Internet, mouse liked to call himself "the dick", and I was scolded to death.

I always think that when a man is used to be a loser, it means that he has given up on himself and even he looks down on himself.

How can someone who even looks down on himself be looked down upon by others?

I think words such as civilians, grassroots, and otaku all contain a glimmer of hope. As long as you don’t give up on yourself, you will be able to make a comeback one day. The word "小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小小

Some people think that the day when the nigger becomes tall, rich and handsome, I scoff at this statement. The nigger becomes the nouveau riche at most. As for the nigger and handsome, this may not be able to evolve.

The most tragic thing is that many teenagers who lack judgment have not yet truly understood what the meaning of the teenager is, and they are unscrupulous and seem to be unable to keep up with the trend if they don’t do this.

There is an advantage of mouse, he knows how to correct mistakes when he knows them.

Although he is not successful now, he is at least much better than the common dicks. This child also has inspirational elements and he has the courage to chase women. As I often say, when you have the beginning, you will definitely have the next step. As long as you have the courage to do anything, you will have a 50% success rate. You can never succeed by watching the movie YY alone. When dicks of the same age are masturbating, mouse has already fought with the double-digit girls and accumulated rich practical experience.

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