Chapter 1 Girl Please Respect Yourself
It is said that father and son were mostly brothers in their previous life, and they were reincarnated as father and son in this life, taking turns to take care of each other. You took care of me for the first half of my life, and you took care of me for the second half of my life. Such a harmonious cycle allows the feelings to continue to be sublimated. Alas, what a wonderful idea, it touches and lingers.
Xu Xiaobai actually thought so, but since he was ten years old, he felt that his responsibility for taking care of him seemed to be ahead of schedule. Not only did he not receive his father's care, he also had to be responsible for his father's food, drink and clothing regularly!
As Xu Xiaobai's father, Xu Cheng enjoys his lifestyle very much, drinking alcohol every day to cure diseases. Well, it is to help others treat diseases! Speaking of which, helping others treat diseases is a noble profession, but in Xu Xiaobai's opinion, his father's best is the best. He is not an ordinary doctor, but a witch doctor!
Not to mention that wizards and doctors had officially separated from each other in the Spring and Autumn Period, and since then they had no relationship. Take the modernization today as an example, there is still the existence of witch doctors! This was a joke. Yes, Xu Xiaobai also thought it was a joke. But there was no way, who made him have such a dad? In fact, except for occasionally entering the witch doctor state, Xu Cheng was not doing much housework and had hundreds of shortcomings, but also had no other shortcomings. Well, there were no shortcomings, he was still a good dad.
In order to pass on the family's witch doctor skills, Xu Xiaobai was asked by Xu Cheng to be familiar with many witch doctor skills since he was a child. When it comes to witch doctors, many people think first of all, which is to pretend to be a ghost. Xu Xiaobai also thought so at the beginning, but after a long time, he knew that witch doctors actually had a lot of things to know, such as acupuncture, pulse taking, divination, reading Feng Shui, entering the tomb, removing yin energy, breaking formations, treating poisons, etc. As for the communication of ghosts and gods, it is only a small part of the business scope of witch doctors.
Even Xu Cheng said that any mysterious art needs to keep pace with the times, and some good things can be learned regardless of East and West. Because of this sentence, Xu Xiaobai also thinks that his father is very cool. You say that an oriental witch doctor, but there are books on Western medicine and even pathological psychology in his room. Isn’t this destroying people’s views?
In addition to learning these miscellaneous things, Xu Xiaobai also practiced martial arts with Xu Cheng to open the so-called witch doctor acupoints. In Xu Cheng's words, as long as all these witch doctor acupoints are opened, Xu Xiaobai can ascend to heaven!
Black line! Ascend to heaven! Xu Xiaobai is only 18 years old in one month, so he will ascend to heaven now? Isn’t it a bit too early?
Father and son are a kind of fate, and each father and son has different stories. Although Xu Xiaobai is sometimes speechless, he also enjoys the life he is with Xu Cheng. After all, since his mother couldn't stand his father's lifestyle, he began to disappear and never showed up again, his father Xu Cheng has become Xu Xiaobai's closest person. Every day, the father and son are fighting and joking, or Xu Cheng takes Xu Xiaobai to practice martial arts, or even go out for a medical treatment, this has become a joy in life.
The son of the witch doctor, well, just say it directly. In other people's words, the son of a liar in the world will be influenced by the words of the world, and it will become a little smoother. In fact, Xu Xiaobai is indeed smooth, even as smooth as a scoundrel! Because of this industry, how can you suffer a loss? So, one of Xu Xiaobai's mottos is: If you steal my underwear, what if you give you a discount, you have to return a villa! Of course, there are exceptions. For example, if Xu Cheng takes Xu Xiaobai's underwear, then Xu Xiaobai will have no choice.
When he woke up in the morning, Xu Xiaobai was speechless in the face of a basin of dirty clothes, and his father disappeared for no reason. Of course, missing for no reason is actually one of the hundreds of shortcomings mentioned above. Every time he disappeared, Xu Cheng would take a lot of things out, such as changing his underwear! Every time he didn't have enough underwear, he would also requisition Xu Xiaobai's underwear. Are you father and son? Just use it together.
Fortunately, Xu Xiaobai was used to it, so when he looked at his father's empty bed, he was still brushing his teeth calmly, and picked up a note on the table, with a few lines of flying dragons and phoenixes on it. It was exactly what Xu Cheng left behind: Son, my father went to learn about the witch doctor skills with his brothers, and I don't know when he would come back. There is a thousand yuan under the bed board, which should be enough for you to use these days. By the way, can you buy a bigger size next time you buy underwear? Your father has a big butt, you don't know!
Big butt! That's fat! Alas, except that the word is indeed very beautiful, Xu Xiaobai has not gained any other benefits from this note. One thousand yuan, haha, who knows when Xu Cheng will come back? If he doesn't come back for half a year, this thousand yuan Xu Xiaobai will not spend it slowly.
After lifting Xu Cheng's quilt, Xu Xiaobai pulled out the thousand pieces under the bed. He counted, hey, there wasn't much or too much this time! It seems that my dad is not in a hurry when he walks this time!
Well, Xu Xiaobai had just praised her in his heart, and when he lowered his head, he saw a string of bracelets falling to the ground. As expected, he couldn't praise her. This was the bracelet that Xu Cheng had always carried on his hand, so it could be lost! It seemed that his misfortune had to give up treatment!
This is a bracelet with eight stones of different sizes and seven strange-shaped woods stringed together. Xu Xiaobai had asked Xu Cheng before why he brought such a non-mainstream personality bracelet. As a result, Xu Cheng's reply was to brush the bowl first, and I'll tell you later! After Xu Xiaobai brushed the bowl, Xu Xiaobai's reply was that the secret should not be revealed!
"Tianji? If you really know Tianji, you can calculate the lottery first and then change our broken house!" Hey, shook his head, Xu Xiaobai put the bracelet on his left wrist. He took a red one, then put the remaining nine hundred yuan in the box in the room, and then rode his bicycle to the school.
Although Xu Xiaobai is not very handsome, she is definitely quite comfortable. She has a medium figure, 1.75 meters tall, not quite burly and fair-looking. But as long as he takes off his clothes, he can still see a body full of tendons! He is in his third year of high school, and the school he is studying in Jiangbin City’s Langshui High School. If there are any characteristics of this aristocratic middle school, it is estimated that there are only two points. One is that there are many children with wealthy and powerful families in it, and the other is that the tuition fee is definitely high!
Xu Xiaobai also asked Xu Cheng at the beginning, as the son of a liar in the world, is it necessary to go to such a school? He also spent so much money on your old age to make tuition. Fortunately, Xu Cheng didn't say that the secret should not be revealed this time, he just said calmly, "I drank too much that day!"
Well, just because Xu Cheng drank too much, he had to bear the high tuition fee. And you can't say that every time he paid the tuition, Xu Cheng could really take it out. I don't know which rich man he fooled! And because Xu Cheng drank too much, his son, a little scammer with nothing, had to be with many tall, rich and handsome guys all day long! Fortunately, Xu Xiaobai, a scoundrel, is thick-skinned and carefree. In such a very comparative living environment, he has no discomfort at all, but he lives freely and freely.
After trembling, Xu Xiaobai, who was riding a motorcycle to school, didn't know where a cold air came out. This September day was unreasonable, so Xu Xiaobai continued to move forward as an occasional incident.
The roar of cars came from behind, after all, it was a noble school. Every day after school, most students were picked up and dropped off by luxury cars. Xu Xiaobai was also familiar with the blue Jaguar that was driving by Xu Xiaobai quickly. The one sitting inside was Guo Caidie, the school beauty of Langshui Middle School and Guo Electrical Appliances Princess Guo Caidie.
When Xu Xiaobai first met Guo Caidie, he thought that this girl was really beautiful and unworthy of life! Her long hair, snow-white jade neck, fair shoulders, and her skin as shiny as water. Although her beautiful and elegant face was serious, she always had a cold and charming affinity. This is a very contradictory form, cold and charming, which should give people a sense of distance, but she has special magic, which makes you unable to help but want to get close to her. Alas, it’s a pity that she is not a good reputation as a liar in the world. It’s not an easy thing to get close to this princess.
Tickling his left wrist, a sensation of itching made Xu Xiaobai stop riding his bike. The bracelet on his left wrist actually shook twice again. He felt strange: "What's the situation...... Hey, what's that?"
As soon as he looked up, Xu Xiaobai found some blurry gases that appeared from time to time in the distance. In normal times, these things were invisible, but Xu Xiaobai noticed today that his eyes seemed a little strange.
"Is that... Jiuqu resentment of Yin Qi?"
Surprise flashed across his face, and he quickly rubbed his eyes. When he was watching, the air disappeared again.
Did he have hallucinations? How could he see something like Jiuqu Yin Qi? Although Xu Cheng taught Xu Xiaobai to distinguish a lot, Xu Xiaobai had never seen it with his own eyes.
It’s not a bracelet. Xu Xiaobai touched the bracelet and indeed felt that the bracelet seemed to send some warm current to his palm.
"What's the origin of this thing?"
Fortunately, I followed Xu Cheng every day, so Xu Xiaobai would not care too much about any evil things.
After entering the school, he put his motorcycle casually at the corner, carrying his schoolbag to go to the classroom. At this moment, Xu Xiaobai faintly heard a man and a woman's voice coming from the corner, and the girl seemed to be begging for something.
"Chen Feifei?" Before he could see over, Xu Xiaobai made a judgment from the female voice.
As for why it is so clear, it is very simple. Xu Xiaobai and Chen Feifei are in the same class.
If you want to say that a girl Chen Feifei is also a sensible figure in school. Before the second year of high school, she was considered a rich second generation. After the first year of high school, her parents were arrested for financial fraud and their family property was auctioned, leaving only an old house and some savings for Chen Feifei to live by herself.
She was used to having a princess life without worries about food and clothing, and suddenly she became a Cinderella. Chen Feifei's fate was like a roller coaster. Fortunately, she was considered a sociable person in the circle of rich people and was pretty, so even if she had no money now, many boys were willing to spend money on her.
Xu Xiaobai’s impression of her was not good, not because of her lifestyle, but because he felt that Chen Feifei was a bit too snobbish! When he was rich, Chen Feifei didn’t look at a student like Xu Xiaobai at all. After she had no money, she followed the rich people all day long.
She has always ignored students like Xu Xiaobai.
He casually leaned back and turned his head to see that Xu Xiaobai saw three boys surrounding Chen Feifei. Chen Feifei covered her right face with tears on her face, and said timidly to one of the thin boys: "I'm sorry, I really have something to do. Ah..."
Slap, a heavy slap hit Chen Feifei on the left face this time, and the boy pointed at Chen Feifei and shouted: "You think I am a fool? There is something wrong once, and there is something wrong twice. Are you worried about it every time! You are not sure who I am Tan Zuo is, you little bitch, you dare to play tricks on me, and you want to die!"
"I'll take a break, Tan Zuo!" Xu Xiaobai grinned, thinking that Chen Feifei was in trouble now.
Who is Tan Zuo? That is the little bully of the school. Zhan Guan’s father is the major shareholder of Xintan Loan Company and one of the school’s directors. Tan Zuo has always been domineering in the school.
Now, Chen Feifei dared not resist at all and was slapped by Tan Zuo again. Then Tan Zuo actually grabbed Chen Feifei's hair, pulled him to the corner of the wall, threw him hard on the ground, and then spitted at Chen Feifei. It felt unsatisfied, and Tan Zuo actually kicked Chen Feifei twice again.
The weak Chen Feifei curled up in the corner of the wall tremblingly, and could only cry alone. She didn't even dare to shout loudly. She could only keep begging softly: "Please, stop hitting me."
"Don't hit you? Humph, do you know how embarrassed I was last night? And this is not the first time! What are you? If I hadn't spent money, what's the difference between you and the poor students outside? Be shameless! Bah, the daughter of a pair of liars is indeed a liar. I'm just playing tricks on me, and I'll let you go with it!"
"Please... please don't talk about my parents?" Although he was still curling up and trembling, Chen Feifei turned her head slightly and looked at Tan Zuo.
"Damn, do you have any objections? I said, your parents were both liars and were arrested, and you were also liars. Why are you?" Tan Zuo said, while constantly hitting Chen Feifei's head with his hands.
Finally, Chen Feifei, who couldn't bear it, stood up and pushed it towards Tan Zuo. After pushing it out, she was also scared there. Until Tan Zuo was about to rush over again in anger, Chen Feifei was so scared that she ran out quickly.
As soon as she turned around, Chen Feifei saw Xu Xiaobai standing there. She grabbed Xu Xiaobai without hesitation, then hid behind Xu Xiaobai and cried, "Xu Xiaobai, help me."
Chapter completed!