Chapter 19 The day when chickens fly and dogs dance
Facts have proved that those who can become heroes in ancient times can also enjoy themselves in modern times. I won’t talk about smart people like Yang Kang and Ouyang Ke. Even if they are not very smart like Guo Jing, they can use rote memorization to speed up their studies. In half a day, they have basically learned all kinds of tools at home. At this moment, Yang Kang and Ouyang Ke are sitting on the sofa in the living room watching TV, while Guo Jing is helping me in the kitchen.
I have to say that Guo Jing seems a little clumsy in other aspects, but he is really talented in cooking. Although the taste of eating is still chewing peonies, his skills are rising straight. Now he is able to master the skills of peeling potatoes and peeling garlic, and he can also make some cold dishes such as cucumbers. This is an amazing achievement for someone who grew up in the grassland family and has never been in contact with the Central Plains Kitchen. If you are in the future, you may become a famous chef.
As for the two sitting outside, they were born to be the eldest son, but their talents were reflected in other aspects. Ouyang Ke, a big man who snatched his feet, was able to use Northeast dialect proficiently. Yang Kang was very interested in my computer. Considering that the Legend of the Condor Heroes and other things have been deleted or blocked, I also feel at ease to let him fiddle with them. Except for the folder I named "Advanced Applied Physics Training" that was hidden, the rest were completely unprepared.
After dinner, the four of us started sitting in the yard for a cool breeze. I brought a deck of playing cards and started teaching them to fight against landlords. Yang Kang and Ouyang Ke learned very quickly. After mastering the rules, I, the coach, couldn't stand it in just a few games. Fortunately, Guo Jing was dragging me down and did not directly become the coach to the last one.
Just playing cards, Ouyang Ke was impatient with Guo Jing who had to think about it for a long time before playing cards. His voice gradually became louder. Before Guo Jing said anything, Yang Kang couldn't sit still. He stared at his already confused eyes and started arguing with Ouyang Ke. Then he evolved to start a fight. Although Guo Jing didn't want to fight, since the matter started because of him, he joined the battle group and besieged Ouyang Ke with Yang Kang. I moved away the previous things in the yard as quickly as possible and focused on watching free martial arts movies.
After almost fifteen minutes of fighting, Guo Jing and Yang Kang could not hold it anymore and were beaten to the ground by Ouyang Ke. The young mountain master sneered and pulled his cloth shoes back to sleep. The two defeated young men slowly got up from the ground, with frustration on their faces.
I was afraid that the two young men would suffer some mental trauma, so I quickly stepped forward and advised: "It's okay, he is so much older than you, and he has practiced martial arts for many years. It's normal that I can't beat him now, so there is no need to take it to heart. If he finds trouble again one day, I'll deal with him!"
The two young men didn't say anything, and limped away with their arms around each other. I sighed secretly, regretting that when I was elective psychological counseling in college, I only focused on looking at the beautiful female teachers and did not learn how to tutor the teenagers' psychology. If these two young men lost confidence in me and had any sequelae to return to the world of The Legend of the Condor Heroes in the future, then my sin would be a big deal.
However, when I saw them again the next morning, all my worries disappeared. The two young men seemed to have not been hit by what happened last night, but instead seemed more energetic. I don’t know what they discussed last night. In short, when Ouyang Ke sat on the table and picked up the porridge, Yang Kang decisively launched an attack and followed Guo Jing to encircle the back. Ouyang Ke didn’t drink the porridge, and immediately followed him in his fists and feet.
Five minutes later, Guo Jing and Yang Kang were defeated again. One covered his cheeks and the other held his waist and sat at the table and ate breakfast slowly. After eating, they all went to do whatever they should do, as if nothing had happened.
During lunch, the fight started again. This time the attack was Guo Jing, and he started using weapons to stir-fry spoons. Yang Kang continued to swing his favorite empty gas tank, attacking Ouyang Ke from left to right. Young Master Ouyang was very capable and won again after a few minutes. He was very proud of his slap eggs. He chewed it slowly with a noble look, and did not take the two challengers seriously at all.
On the eve of dinner, Ouyang Ke was on guard and was waiting for the sneak attack at any time. Who knew that Guo Jing and Yang Kang were not picking up any troubles. The big Malaysian Golden Knife sat in the yard and started eating. While eating, chatting about the programs I watched on TV today. In recent days, a certain station replayed Journey to the West. The two young men watched it with relish and were talking about which episode of the Snow Dog was going to appear. Ouyang Ke obviously also watched this classic drama and wanted to interrupt several times, but Guo Jing and Yang Kang ignored him and had to sit alone in a depressed manner.
After dinner, Ouyang Ke had just stood up and stretched his waist halfway. Yang Kang rushed up like a big eagle. He followed Guo Jing to pick up a stick from somewhere, and waved it to the face. The third battle today was still not avoided.
However, the ending was still destined. Guo Jing and Yang Kang were beaten up again, but this time it was no longer a one-sided victory. Even I, an outsider, could see that the two young heroes had obviously been carefully arranged and cooperated very closely when attacking. Guo Jing was powerful and Yang Kang took a tricky approach. The two of them cooperated perfectly. If it weren't for the fact that there was a gap in skills between the two sides, I'm afraid Ouyang Ke would make a fool of himself this time.
After several days of continuous development, these three people almost never left. Guo Jing and Yang Kang didn't plan to go out at all. They spent all their energy thinking about how to attack Ouyang Ke. Ouyang Ke was also having a headache. If it were the past, he would have killed these two ignorant boys. But now with the immortals who are so powerful that I am present, he could only defeat the opponent, and he could not even cause serious injuries. He also had to beware of the two increasingly energetic opponents. Life was really difficult, so he naturally didn't feel the mood to go out.
The experience of the old man proves that Chinese people can enhance their feelings at the dinner table, especially when setting up a table at home and having a lively meal for the whole family, which can make the family's relationship harmonious. After several meals at home, the relationship between Ouyang Ke and Guo Jing and Yang Kang became increasingly eased. Of course, this is also because the strength of both parties is gradually balanced, which has to occur.
At the beginning, Ouyang Ke had an absolute advantage, but with the increasing frequency of fighting, Guo Jing and Yang Kang were both young and studious, and his martial arts were progressing rapidly, and his techniques were even more strange. After all, Ouyang Ke was in his thirties and could not absorb things as much as young people. Guo Jing was so stupid that it was easy to deal with it. Yang Kang had a bad idea recently. That day, he actually discussed with Guo Jing that he would use digging a trap to put bamboo sticks to deal with Ouyang Ke. I stopped it in time and then gave up.
But in general, I personally have a positive attitude towards this kind of discussion that is about to stop. They can do whatever they want in my yard, as long as they don’t go out to beat people like Mr. Wang. If I can just delay it and drag it back until these people return to the world of the book, then my job is not too difficult.
But if I want to write that, do you still read it?
Chapter completed!