Chapter 1 Entering the Tang Dynasty
In the sixth year of Daye, the disaster star fell in the northwest, and the fire was raging, and it was almost like burning the sky. At that time, Emperor Yang Guang of the Sui Dynasty was in power, digging canals, conquering Goryeo three times, building the Great Wall in the east, and patrolling the north of the Mobei. He was also extremely extravagant and wanted to set up Ligong Gardens in various places in the Sui Dynasty. In just seven years, he launched a labor force of no less than ten million people, and the people were living in poverty, and gradually there were rumors that "the world died in service."
The following year, Shandong and Henan flooded, and more than 40 counties were floating. Emperor Yang of Sui did not know how to save the suffering people, so he still charged heavy taxes. The great tycoon of Green Forest led the people to rise up and climbed Changbai Mountain to look up to the sky and whistled sadly. Finally, he sang the famous song "The Song of Death in the Undirected Liaodong Waves".
The world is in chaos...
Countless heroes took advantage of the situation and a total of 18 rebels against the Central Plains of Zhuolu. The mercenaries of Li Yuan, Shanxi, respected themselves, pushed and swept them all the way, and finally conquered the world and conquered a beautiful country.
Li Yuan established the country as Tang Dynasty, and the emperor was named Wude. In the ninth year of his reign, the Crown Prince Li Jiancheng and Qin King Li Shimin fought for the throne at Xuanwu Gate in Chang'an.
This year was the ninth year of Wude.
This year, the Xuanwu Gate Incident changed.
In this year, the reign title of the Tang Dynasty had not changed, and it still followed the ninth year of Li Yuan's martial virtue.
Yes, the ninth year of Wude! The blood of Xuanwu Gate has not yet dissipated, and the wolf smoke from the grassland is rising again. The Tang Dynasty is about to show its peerless majesty.
A gangster boy came over in panic and plunged into this magnificent era.
His name is Han Yue...
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"If I can't get any money to eat before sunset, I will really starve to death." Han Yue walked carefully while picking the mud on his body.
The place he is now in is called Xishi, which is the most prosperous place in Chang'an City. Looking around, he saw the streets bustling with crowds. There were young masters who were swaying across the city, generals who were patrolling the streets, a merchant with a daughter-in-law Zheng, and a servant who was bent down. If it weren't for everyone wearing ancient costumes, Han Yue would almost think that this was a prosperous commercial street in later generations.
When I first arrived, everything was very strange, but Han Yue had already decided to start.
You can't do it without taking action. You're so hungry that you're like thunder. You haven't eaten for a whole day and a night.
He was sneaking around in the crowd, and his eyes gradually fell on a slim girl with a slim curve.
The girl's butt is very upright, and her appearance is a tempting and criminal arc, but Han Yue is not in the mood to commit crime now, so he is concerned about the girl's waist.
A purse embroidered with mandarin ducks playing in the water hung on the girl's waist.
"The mandarin ducks play in the water, it's very good, it's you!" Han Yue rubbed his hands. When he met such a girl, he felt that he had already succeeded halfway.
Why? There is a poem to prove it: the wind is swaying willows with a slim waist, and the mandarin ducks play in the water to embroider the purse. I would like to ask where to pick up girls, such women are the most coquettish.
"As long as it turns out, I deserve to be the one who is not going to destroy me. I am the one who is worthy of my life today." Han Yue's eyes gradually showed an excited look.
He is about to flirt with girls!
"It is said that women in the Tang Dynasty are the most open-minded. I never expected to meet a girl with big breasts and big buttocks. When I came forward to show off my words, the girl who must be flirting with her charming eyes. Then, she will have both wealth and wealth, and she will spend money during the day and have sex at night. Hahaha, life is very beautiful..." When he thought of the coquettishness, he couldn't help but laugh, and felt itchy as if a cat was scratching.
At this moment, I suddenly heard a little kid beside me shouting, "Mom, look, this uncle is also stiff, his mouth hurts..."
Han Yue almost staggered and fell to death.
The naughty child has no knowledge, what is a stiff pillow? This is called fantasy.
He rolled his eyes. With just one delay, the girl with a erotic butt was already away. The good thing was interrupted, and Han Yue was so angry that he was ready to educate the little kid.
Unexpectedly, before he could touch his mouth, he suddenly had a slap on his shoulder. He was so strong that he could kill the cow. Half of his body was crooked.
Looking back, I saw that, what a big man, big, round waist, heroic and rough.
When the big man saw Han Yue looking back at him, he immediately grinned and laughed: "Boy, you are blessed. I only learned the unique skills of treating stiff necks this morning. Look at your crooked mouth, let Mr. Cheng try it..."
Han Yue foamed at the mouth in anger and almost fainted! Is this Tang Dynasty dared to have a more serious person? It would be fine if the little kid doesn't understand what a stiff pillow is. You are such a strong man, and what's the fucking look like?
He was about to curse, but suddenly a flash of inspiration flashed in his mind and couldn't help but say, "Wait, your guy's surname is Cheng?"
"Nonsense, except for me, Cheng Chumo, there is anyone else in Chang'an City who is so kind-hearted..."
"Your name is Cheng Chumo?"
"If you don't change your name, you won't change your surname. Someone is the Cheng family. What do you want, boy?"
"The old man from the Cheng family, this is really great!" Han Yue laughed out loud.
In his impression, except for a few educated civil officials, the rest of the Tang Dynasty should be illiterate gangsters, among which Cheng Yaojin, who is known as the Demon King of the World, is very good.
The gangsters of the Tang Dynasty were not those who oppressed the kind, but...
Old and rough!
Silly hat!
Very foolish!
Han Yue thought that Cheng Yaojin was a gangster among the gangsters, which means that he was definitely the easiest person to fool in the entire Tang Dynasty. Following this idea, Cheng Chumo, who inherited the glorious traditions of the Cheng family, wasn’t he an absolute Yanggu?
Without saying anything, he started to fool the dead!
Unfortunately, he was wrong!
The people of the Tang Dynasty were not that stupid! The Cheng family was particularly smart.
Let’s take a look at Han Yue’s record.
He first pulled Cheng Chumo to praise the morality of literature and martial arts, and then made a fantasy of giving advice to the country. Finally, he made a final conclusion on the righteousness and wealth of Cheng Yaojin, the head of the Cheng family. His words were dry and saliva flying everywhere, and his words were full of hints. He only hoped that Cheng Chumo could slap his forehead, then suddenly realize, and then donate generously...
However, the truth is!
"It's so funny that you want to cheat me of money with this method!"
Cheng Chumo took his ears impatiently, and used a look of everyone to see the fool. He glanced at Han Yue, then flicked his fingers, and a large piece of yellow earwax flew out with a "swoosh".
"Boy, Man Chang'an inquire about what kind of person I am, Mr. Cheng. The sachet that deceived the princess at the age of three, and the silver cake that deceived the princes at the age of four, your methods, hehe..." Cheng Chumo turned around with great disdain and left with a swagger.
Han Yue was dumbfounded and completely messed up in the wind!
He looked at Cheng Chumo's figure from afar, the sturdy and striding like a mountain, the figure and momentum of your body and aura, if you don't play the image of a hero who is righteous and rich, why should you learn from being so smart?
"I failed to cheat money, but I didn't succeed..." Han Yue sighed to the sky, as sad as Mr. Zhuge in the Wuzhangyuan tent. At this moment, he suddenly wanted to go home.
Chapter completed!