Chapter 77 Crow's Mouth
"I'm back, why is it so late today?" Chen Liti didn't get up when she saw Xia Yunjie coming back, but just calmly put the hem of her skirt together and said hello casually.
"A friend's house is haunted and helped her drive away the demons." Xia Yunjie took his eyes back from his plump thighs that had been wrapped in the shear of his skirt, suppressed his desire to move, and replied casually.
He knew this kind of problem, but to be honest, it was easier than just lying.
Sure enough, Chen Liti picked up the pillow and threw it at him, laughing and scolded: "Turning up the demons? You really treat yourself as a half-immortal! I think it's almost the same as the beauty in the bar going to fool around!"
"You know everything, so why are you asking?" Xia Yunjie took the pillow casually, rolled his eyes and said, neither admitting nor denying.
He didn't want Chen Liti to treat him as a comrade, it would be nice for her to have this guess.
"There is no good thing for men!" Chen Liti couldn't help but give him a blank look and spat.
Xia Yunjie has been having too many chores with girls now, but he has learned his lesson. He didn't argue and changed the topic directly: "I'll take a shower, you go to bed early, or you'll become a giant panda tomorrow."
As he said that, he threw the pillow back to the sofa.
"Go to take your shower. You don't have to worry about whether I change into a giant panda!" Chen Liti took the pillow and hugged it in her arms, pouting, and seemed to be a little angry inexplicably.
"What? Are you angry on the plane today?" Xia Yunjie was slightly stunned when he heard this and asked with concern.
"Stop pretending to me. I'm going to be fooled until this time. Do you still know how to care about me?" Chen Liti rolled her eyes.
Xia Yunjie was slapped by Chen Liti, and looked at Chen Liti awkwardly for a moment and didn't know how to answer.
"Puchi! I'm joking with you. Go take a shower, I'll go to bed, good night!" Chen Liti couldn't help laughing when she saw Xia Yunjie's awkward and honest look, then gave him a blank look, got up, stretched her back and went back to sleep.
Seeing Chen Liti, who was tall and sexy, turn back to the room, and her round butt swaying under the silk skirt, Xia Yunjie couldn't help but remember the plump and softness that he had hit not long ago.
I just heard that he was fooling around, and it seemed that he was really angry. Is there something wrong with my nerves? I went back to my bedroom, lay on the bed, Chen Liti thought vaguely, and then fell asleep.
The next day, when Xia Yunjie was reading and studying in the room, he suddenly heard a sharp cry of "Ah" from the bathroom, and he couldn't help but run out in a fright.
"Hey, what's the matter?" Xia Yunjie knocked on the bathroom door.
"Ah, I have no shame to see anyone!" The door suddenly opened, and Chen Liti covered her face with her hands, as if the sky was falling.
"What happened? Why are you covering your face with your hands?" Xia Yunjie said with a puzzled look on his face.
"Isn't it all because of your crow's mouth? What giant pandas are, giant pandas, look, they are really giant pandas now!" Xia Yunjie was fine if he didn't ask, but Chen Liti was angry when she asked. She let go of her face with her hands, raised her pink fist and hit Xia Yunjie's shoulders in a mess.
Only then did Xia Yunjie realize that Chen Liti's originally charming eyes were now black all around, and it really became panda eyes.
"It's not my business. You have no regular work, and you don't pay attention to adjustments and rest. You often stay up late and don't have dark circles." Xia Yunjie said.
"Hey, are you still sympathetic? People are like this? If you still say this, can't you let me go a little?" Chen Liti couldn't help but pout in anger when she saw Xia Yunjie's heartless speech.
"I kindly remind you to pay attention to rest and not stay up late often. It's such a good word!" Xia Yunjie has been with Chen Liti for a long time now, and gradually understands her personality. He shrugged and put on a helpless and unjust expression.
"You said, you said! I didn't have dark circles before, it was because of your crow's mouth!" Chen Liti became more angry when she heard this. As she said that, she raised her pink fist again, gritted her teeth and wanted to hit Xia Yunjie again.
"Okay, okay. It's my crow's mouth. Go and have breakfast. I specially cooked red dates and lotus seed porridge for you in the morning to nourish blood and replenish deficiency, and prevent and treat dark circles." Xia Yunjie couldn't resist Chen Liti's attack and had to surrender.
"Really? You specially cooked red dates and lotus seed porridge?" Chen Liti's hand raised suddenly froze in the air when she heard this, and a hint of emotion flashed in her eyes.
"Of course it's true. I don't want to face a giant panda every morning when I get up together." Xia Yunjie deliberately sarcastically.
"You have a little conscience!" Although this time, Chen Liti was ridiculed by Xia Yunjie, but she was rarely angry. Instead, she gave him a blank look and then served the porridge with joy.
After staying up all night, I woke up in the morning and had a sweet and delicious red date lotus seed porridge. Chen Liti felt very good.
"Hey, I said, Master, it's a pity that you don't open a hotel. With your skills, your business will be booming when you open a hotel." Chen Liti couldn't help but praise while eating.
"Do you think I am like someone who has the capital to open a hotel?" Xia Yunjie rolled his eyes.
"That's true. By the way, Master, do you think this red date lotus seed porridge can really eliminate dark circles?" Chen Liti nodded and changed the topic in time.
"Dark circles are generally divided into two colors, one is cyan dark circles, and the other is tea dark circles. The causes are generally different. Tea dark circles are generally related to age and pigmentation precipitation caused by long-term sun exposure. The blue dark circles, which are the ones you are now, are often due to abnormal daily routines and frequent staying up late, resulting in slow blood flow in the microvessels, insufficient oxygen supply of red blood cells in the skin of the eyes, excessive accumulation of carbon dioxide and metabolic waste in the venous blood vessels, chronic hypoxia, and then dark circles are formed. Red date lotus seed porridge can replenish blood, strengthen the spleen, nourish the kidneys, calm the mind, and replenish deficiency. As long as you eat some red date lotus seed porridge every now and then try not to stay up late at night, it will definitely eliminate dark circles." Xia Yunjie said jokingly.
Chen Liti didn't know that Xia Yunjie was far more simple than a bar worker. He was also a top witch doctor. When talking about dark circles, he naturally could do it at will. He was very clear. Chen Liti couldn't help but stare at the boss when hearing this. She looked at Xia Yunjie curiously, as if she suddenly became disagreeable.
"Can you please stop looking at me like this?" Xia Yunjie was a little furrowed when Chen Liti looked at her.
"I said, Master, you know a lot. Don't tell me, besides you, fortune teller, or a doctor?" Chen Liti exaggeratedly.
"You guessed it right, I am not only a fortune teller, a doctor at the First Affiliated Hospital of Jiangzhou University, but also a visiting professor at Jiangzhou University!" Xia Yunjie knew that if he denied it, he would definitely ask Dongwenxi with him with his temperament, and simply tell the truth with awesomeness. Anyway, Chen Liti would definitely not believe it.
In fact, if Xia Yunjie hadn't known his mysterious skills, even he wouldn't have believed that he was a bar worker, but he was actually a visiting doctor in the hospital and a visiting professor in the school.
"Tsk, you might as well say that you are the secretary of the Jiangzhou Municipal Party Committee!" Sure enough, Chen Liti immediately said disdain when she heard this, and forgot to ask Xia Yunjie how he understood the medical knowledge of dark circles.
"Hehe, don't say that, although I am not the secretary of the municipal party committee of Jiangzhou, the secretary of the municipal party committee of Jiangzhou really knows me." Xia Yunjie said.
"Oh, my God, I can't stand the bird! I think you are not only a master of fooling, but also a master of bragging!" Chen Liti slapped her forehead exaggeratedly and made an expression that she couldn't stand it.
"If you don't believe it, you can eat slowly." Xia Yunjie naturally knew that Chen Liti would not believe it. He heard that he deliberately stood up and walked into the room with dissatisfaction.
He still has to continue reading and studying. His diploma is a tough one these days. If he wants to become a white-collar worker as soon as possible, he still has to study hard and strive to get a junior college or even undergraduate diploma as soon as possible, especially English. This is the most difficult subject for him.
Chen Liti saw Xia Yunjie get up and walk into the room, and stuck out her tongue at his back.
The longer you get along with Xia Yunjie, the more Chen Liti finds that Xia Yunjie is indeed a good man, and the more casual he gets along with. Sometimes he inevitably reveals a naughty side of a girl, which is completely different from the image of a polite and elegant and mature flight attendant on the plane.
After Xia Yunjie returned to the room, Chen Liti slowly tasted the red dates and lotus seed porridge. She didn't know what Xia Yunjie's porridge was, it was sweet but not greasy and fragrant. As she ate, Chen Liti couldn't help but show a hint of tenderness in her eyes, and a sweetness that was indescribable in her heart, just like the big red dates in her porridge.
After eating the porridge and packing up the dishes, Chen Liti specially ran to the mirror in the bathroom to take a look. The dark circles were still there. Although she was wearing a pair of dark circles, she was still a beautiful woman. She could recover by just a day or two, but women could never tolerate any flaws in her appearance.
Chen Liti was the same. She washed her eyes again, then applied the eye mask, and then took the toner after tearing off the eye mask. Finally, she carefully applied eye cream. After a long time of struggle, when she faced the mirror again, the dark circles improved a lot, but they were still more obvious.
Seeing this, Chen Liti couldn't help but pout, standing in front of the mirror and stomping her feet. After stomping for a while, Chen Liti, who felt a little confused, came to the door of Xia Yunjie's bedroom.
"Hey, I'm reading a book again! Don't be a nerd!" Chen Liti knocked on the bedroom door and said. A hint of appreciation and admiration appeared in her eyes as she spoke.
Although Xia Yunjie's job as a bar waiter is really not enough, nor can he reach Chen Liti's eyes. After all, in 2003, domestic flight attendants were quite awesome. Not only did they have high incomes, but their figures and appearances were carefully selected. They wore the stewardess uniform at the airport and twisted their waists in the cabin, which always gave people a stunning feeling. Therefore, there are always many rich and powerful successful men around the stewardess.
Chapter completed!