Chapter 140 President of the Chinese Cough Society
I was so smoked all over my body by the two immortals of Xiaoyao that I said angrily, "I'm still the Three Treasures of Xiaoyao, and I betray my friend at the critical moment, and I can't be a friend anymore."
The two immortals of Xiaoyao quickly coaxed me and said, "Xiao Su, don't be angry."
I said my name is Su Youzai, but Xiao Su thought I was from Jinling Cigarette Factory.
Yes, you are our Su Sanbao. Are you a friend? It’s just for betrayal. As the saying goes, you’re just trying to get into trouble for your friends. You don’t know that Xu Yatou’s temper is really angry, even Jing Yurou can’t stop him, so you have to consider our pressure.
I snorted coldly, too lazy to pay attention to him. Xiaoyao and the two immortals said, we are sorry for you, so we decided to compensate you.
As he said that, Wumei Gui took out a half-foot-sized piece of jade Ruyi from his arms, which was crystal clear. From my professional perspective of the Saint Sect, this Ruyi was full of water and green all over his body, which was really a priceless treasure. But I deliberately didn't go to see them and said not to fool me with any messy things.
Xiaoyao and the other immortals said that this jade Ruyi is a family heirloom of Nangong Xiaogou family. It has the effect of nourishing yin and strengthening yang, and it is extremely useful for that matter.
I was moved, but said, "You two disrespectful guys, you actually use this kind of thing to insult me."
The two immortals Xiaoyao looked embarrassed and their faces were red. They were about to take them back, but I took them two steps forward and snatched them into my arms and said, I will forgive you two this time, and I won’t be the example. Oh, if you have such a good thing in the future, I will keep it for me.
The two immortals of Xiaoyao said it must be certain.
I thought that I would like to apologize to Xu Ruonan at this moment. Although she is a hero among women, once she gets angry, she is no different from an ordinary woman. I said you two know Ruonan well. This time you have caused trouble. Please help me think of a way to make her happy. What kind of gift should I buy?
Wumei Gui said that I am good at this. Women, it’s just that you care about her. They don’t care about how much money you spend, but focus on how much energy you are willing to put in for her. For example, if you give her nine hundred and ninety-nine stars, she will definitely like it.
I said I wouldn't turn the stars all over the sky.
Wumei Gui said, "You should spend money, just use the money to make a thousand eight thousand taels."
I said where I can get money, I can't fold it, but you two can.
Wumei Gui said that I am a military advisor, and it would be good to be responsible for giving you ideas. You have to do it yourself to appear sincere.
I said suddenly, you two old bachelors have given me some bad ideas.
The facial paralysis monster said you look down on us? You know, Wumei Gui wrote "Thirty-Six Strategies of Love" and "The Great Way to Pick Up Girls". At that time, he was named the "Something Young Man in the Jianghu" by Xiaosheng.
I thought to myself that these days, laymen are popular to cheat on laymen. Those who really know how to pick up girls don’t need any guidebooks. Those who don’t understand pretend to know how to fool some fools and willingly pay for it. But I have no other way. In order to show my sincerity, I still took Xiaoyao Erxian to the grocery store in the south of the city to make 999 stars.
After a long time of shopping, I bought the goods in a restaurant and spent three taels of silver. At first I thought it was a bit expensive, but in order to make Xu Ruonan happy, I gritted my teeth, stomped my feet, and made the two immortals of Xiaoyao pay the expenses. Who asked them to make me hurt?
I played with Yu Ruyi and said that this thing is really as magical as Xiaoyao Immortals said. Long-term wearing can increase male charm and make Xu Ruonan fall into his arms. Xiaoyao Immortals smiled and said in a slight smile, it doesn't work. I have a prescription here, let's go together, hehe.
Not long after walking, a doctor from the martial arts world came across the street, with a fairy-like style, white clothes fluttering, holding a white banner with four big words written on it, and the golden spear was not overturned! Xiaoyao and the other immortals said that they really wanted to come to whatever they wanted, and they wanted to sleep and come to the pillows and medicine sellers. Come over!
The old doctor shook his way over and said, "Do you feel powerless, do you feel that your dignity is damaged, and whether you are mocked by her for being short and capable, it doesn't matter. When you meet me, you will be saved. Just use my Indian magic oil to regain your strength."
The two immortals Xiaoyao glanced at him and said, "I think you look so familiar."
The doctor smiled embarrassedly, did you recognize the wrong person?
Xiaoyao and the other immortals said that they would definitely not be wrong. Last year, you sold dextrocarnitine in Hangzhou. I was so hurt that I took your medicine and took it for three days and three nights!
The doctor ran away and was lifted back by the two immortals Xiaoyao after taking a few steps. The old doctor said that the three heroes are all from the world, and they are all good at making money. Why should men make things difficult for men?
The two immortals of Xiaoyao said, my brothers hate three types of people the most in their lives, one is the one who sells fake medicines, and the other is the one who doesn’t know the numbers. You are abominable person, and you are the title of expert old Chinese medicine doctor and cheat everywhere. Today, we, Xiaoyao, will preside over this justice for the people of the world!
I was afraid that the two of them would kill people in the street and would end up badly. But they had a stubborn temper. If you ask for love, they would definitely kill him. So I rushed forward and slapped three or four times! The doctor said angrily, why are you hitting me?
I whispered, I hit you to save you, these two people kill without blinking, if you want to survive, just pretend to be miserable. When the old doctor heard this, he immediately cried and called out to his parents, "Oh, grandpa, spare your life, I will never dare to do it again..."
A wail attracted countless passers-by to watch.
The two immortals of Xiaoyao said, what are you doing? We just want to scare him.
The doctor immediately got up and pulled my clothes and didn't let go. He was so evil. You actually bullied the old man. I and you are not finished with you. Let's go to the government to find the master!
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard the voice of Li Chaojie from the Six Gates of Jinling. Who is making noise here? When the old doctor saw the official, he immediately rushed over and knelt down on the ground, saying that Master Qingtian made the decision for me. This man beat the old man and destroyed social harmony. He asked Master to lock him up and punish him for death!
When Li Chaojie saw me, he said to Captain Su, who went to Yihongyuan two days ago, why did he turn around and disappear?
I'll tell you a long story, so I have the opportunity to talk about it in detail. Today I met a fake drug seller, so I didn't take a lesson. When Li Chaojie saw everyone watching, he said it was apart, it was apart, what to look at? I want to take you to the prison to see.
Everyone scattered in a hurry.
I said to Captain Li, let me leave it here. I will go to you for tea another day. Captain Li said that I happened to go out of the city and talk about it again next day! After that, I took people away.
I knocked the old doctor and said, "What's the matter, I'm going to punish me for death?"
The old doctor laughed and said, "As soon as I said that, I pretended not to hear it."
Xiaoyao and I went up and beat him up, kicking the old doctor's outfit over. What kind of big strength pills inside, golden spears are not overwhelmed, athlete's foot is cleaned at once, and gynecological pills are all scattered all over the floor. The old doctor quickly puts things in it and said unhappily, "Side by side, these are all things I eat, destroying people's outfits is like taking away jobs. Don't you understand these rules in the world?
I said, hehe, you are talking about the rules of the world to me. There is also Ming La here, a sixth-generation disciple of the traditional Chinese medicine family, a descendant of the Xue Family Medical Center, and the president of the Chinese Cough Society. It turns out that he is an expert, and he is very famous and has no respect.
At this time, several gangs came over and said that Dr. Xue was both moral and artistic, and her voice and appearance were there, and her wonderful hands were rejuvenated. It was really infuriating that you did such bad behavior!
When the old doctor saw that his accomplices came, he immediately became confident and said sharply, Brothers, these guys are making money on our jobs, teach me a lesson, give him some color!
In less than ten breaths, the ground was lying all over the ground. The old doctor finally admitted his defeat and said, "Good man, please spare your life!"
I took out a cough suppressant from his medicine bag. After smelling it, the crane head red plus * can also cure cough? The old doctor said that this is to fight poison with poison. I said you try it, but the old doctor's head is like a rattle, and he will never follow it.
I said, aren’t you the president of the China Cough Society?
The old doctor said yes, he learns coughing and is good at coughing.
I said that coughing can make you feel like you can still cough up flowers? I will cough up one, you will cough up one! I will let you go.
Suddenly, the old doctor and some gangsters started coughing on the ground.
The two immortals Xiaoyao felt bored and said that they had to waste so many things and just slaughter them.
I said that saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. We should be reasonable in our work and not kill indiscriminately. The two immortals of Xiaoyao said it like the tone of the elder of the Buddhist sect.
I said you have done many evil things and didn’t want to keep you, but for your better attitude towards admitting your mistakes, leave all the money for me. Get out of here and don’t let me see you!
The old doctor looked unwilling and refused to pay the money.
But a gangster said, Doctor Xue, a man can bend and stretch, and he often stands by the river and doesn’t have any shoes to wet. If he can’t bear it, he will make a big plan. At worst, we can start over again. The world is so big, can we still meet them every day?
After they left, we were about to return to Fengyun Island. When we passed by a mansion, the two immortals Xiaoyao suddenly stopped and looked over. They saw a thin middle-aged man with a waxy face knocking on the door and walking in.
I asked who this is?
The two immortals Xiaoyao looked solemn, saying that this was a traitor to our God Sect, and Yang Yin, the sick tiger. Our God Sect has issued a wanted order. When you meet this person, you will be killed without any hesitation!
I was delighted and thought to myself, what else could please Xu Ruonan more than Yang Yin's head? Thinking of this, I kept saying, I included me.
We were following the door of the house, but we saw many people from the rivers and lakes entering and leaving this house. Among them, there were some Cang Sects and the heads of Kongtong Sects entered this house one after another. This house was probably a temporary den of major sects in the rivers and lakes in Haining City. Depending on the situation, they were very likely to hold a meeting here.
Now the Wulin Alliance has sent people to attack Fengyun Island, and it has failed several times. The sick tiger Yang Yin is a traitor to the Netherworld Sect. He knows the weaknesses of the thick fog array of Fengyun Island and other secret ways. If he makes suggestions on the side, the Netherworld Sect's situation may be in danger.
We discussed and made up our minds to never let Yang Yin reveal the secrets of the Netherworld Sect to all major sects. However, the house was strictly guarded and all the masters from all walks of life came to kill people. However, the situation was urgent, and we could not think of any other way.
What should I do if the two immortals Xiaoyao ask?
I spread my hands, what do you think?
The two immortals of Xiaoyao said, you want to kill someone and set fire. We are doing this, but don’t let us do it if we use our brains. It will be a headache to think about it.
This matter can only be discussed in a short way, and find a place to find out the situation first.
We came to a weak guard outside the courtyard, and the two immortals of Xiaoyao took out a funnel and pressed it upside down on the wall to eavesdrop on the conversation inside.
I heard from Master Li Shishi Li Si, dear leaders and colleagues in the world, our Wulin Alliance, under the call of the leader of Li, was to fight against the Netherworld God Sect. It was an act of upholding justice and eliminating harm for the people, but in the past few days, he suffered many brothers.
Everyone inside talked about it, saying that the Demon Cult was full of tricks, sinister and vicious, and the content was unbearable.
Li Shishi continued, but evil cannot defeat righteousness. This is an eternal truth. Don’t worry. This time we invited Mr. Yang Yin and Yang, the left guardian of the naturalized and upright Demon Sect. He is more familiar with the Demon Sect. With his guidance, we will surely win!
Yang Yin, the sick tiger, everyone... the leader, fellow Taoists in the world, cough... cough... this time he was beaten by Li, cough... cough...
Xu Ruonan said that two months ago, Yang Yin, a sick tiger, injured the lung meridian when he defected. In addition, he had tuberculosis, which was a disease that was even worse. It was a cough.
Li Shishi said, Mr. Yang, your illness is not important, right?
Cough cough... don't cough... Cough tight, cough... it's important.
At this time, someone said, Mr. Li Si, I have a friend, Dr. Xue, who is the president of the Chinese Cough Society and specializes in treating cough and tuberculosis. Why would you like to ask him to come and take a look for Mr. Yang?
Li Shishi said, please invite me quickly!
That person said, but this doctor Xue has a strange temper and he will pay a deposit before going to the clinic.
After hearing this, Yang Yin said, "This is ten taels of gold, so please help me invite Dr. Xue."
Not long after, Dr. Xue, surrounded by a few gangsters, walked into the mansion with a medicine box.
Chapter completed!