Chapter 167
Zhang Youqian shouted, wait!
Jiang Dahai looked at us with a smile and said, "What's the matter? Do you want to explain your last words?"
Zhang Youqian said that he had agreed that we should kill the bandits together, and share the money with each piece of money?
Jiang Dahai laughed and said, "You two guys who don't even have enough hair, are you foolish to share money?" My friendship with Mr. Zhang Sankan is kowtowing and praying to men. Isn't it easier to kill you than killing them? After you die, I am reporting to the court that you two steal official silver and escape for fear of crimes. Not to mention jumping into the Yellow River, even if you enter the underworld, you can't explain it clearly.
I said it was strange. This time the tribute silver escort was you. If something really happened, do you think you can be safe? Do you know? The one who sold the knife, his ancestors were still descendants of the Yang family. After losing his birthday gift, he was still forced to Liangshan?
Jiang Dahai said that with 300,000 taels of silver, he would not have to worry about food and drink in his next life. Who is the fuck who wants that errand?
Zhang Youqian told the bandit leader, what do you call this hero?
The leader of the bandit said that my surname was Zhang, Xingsan, and my brothers respectfully called him Zhang Mazi.
Zhang Youqian said to Brother Zhang, my surname is Zhang, and my name is Zhang Youqian, which means that I have a lot of money. In this way, we are still brothers of our family.
Zhang Mazi said, if you have a fart, please let it go.
Zhang Youqian discussed, Master Ma San, you have to be careful. Jiang Dahai is not a good person. Zhang Mazi said this is nothing. If he is a good person, how can we make a fortune?
Zhang Youqian said that this was not what he meant. Jiang Dahai had said on the way he came. When he got the money, he would clear you.
Jiang Dahai was impatient when he heard this, kicked Zhang Youqian out of the distance, saying "Stop talking nonsense, Third Master, let's kill these two kids now, and then the brothers go to get money."
Zhang Mazi said wait, this matter needs to be made clear.
Jiang Dahai said don’t fall into this boy’s counter-espionage plan. We are brothers who have committed a petition. Will I still harm you?
Zhang Mazi said that when you and your elder brother and your second brother said the same thing.
Jiang Dahai said this one time and another. Didn’t I sleep with my eldest sister-in-law and the second sister-in-law back then? Third brother, you are a bachelor.
Zhang Mazi said that they would tie up these two kids first, and brothers would move the money first. Today is Mr. Guan Er’s birthday. The calendar said that it is not appropriate to kill people.
Jiang Dahai smiled bitterly and said, "According to the past, you won't kill anyone any day." Third Master, you are good at everything, but you are a little superstitious. Zhang Mazi said that it's okay not to be superstitious, elder brother, second brother is not superstitious, aren't they all dead?"
Zhang Mazi ordered everyone to tie us up, but Zhang Youqian and I were winking, but both of us did not resist.
Zhang Youqian also told the minion, "You guys can't tie them up like this, it's not strong, you have to tie them up with a bunch of flowers, what? No? I just entered the industry? Come and teach you, you have to tie them like this. Did you see that, it's so strong? Try to break away?"
The minion nodded, it was indeed very tight.
The other leader stepped forward and slapped him. I asked you to tie him up. Why did you tie him up? As he said that, he ordered two minions to tie us up and take us back to the mountain village. Along the way, the minion had been learning to tie knots with a rope, but unfortunately he had too little understanding and couldn't learn it no matter how he did it.
The two were tied to the pillar. Half an hour later, Feng Bao was also taken over. The minion said I would tie this up, three circles on the left and three circles on the right. Zhang Youqian looked at it and tried hard to tie Feng Bao up after some guidance.
When Feng Bao saw that we were arrested, he looked sad and sighed, "Eunuch Feng, why are you sighing?" But he blamed himself for losing the tribute silver?"
Feng Bao shook his head and said, "I, Feng Bao, will be dead today. Unfortunately, I have lived for twenty years and have not even tried the joy of men and women."
Zhang Youqian looked disdainful and said, "You should be mournful and follow the changes." We can't help you. Even if you go out, you will still be helpless."
Half an hour later, Zhang Mazi and Jiang Dahai returned triumphantly with the officers and soldiers. They had 300,000 taels of silver, and had a full ten carts. They returned to the village and ordered their subordinates to kill pigs and cattle. They held a banquet in the square to start celebrating the merits.
Zhang Mazi raised her glass and said, "Dear brothers, everyone knows that since this year, our Chenjiazhai has not had a good harvest, and we almost didn't even have enough food for the winter. However, those who work in our industry will not open for three years and eat for three years. We have achieved such an impressive record tonight, thanks to Lord Jiang's help, we will shock Lord Jiang together with this glass of wine!
Everyone started to cheer and asked Lord Jiang to say a few words.
Jiang Dahai stood up, held the wine glass, looked around, and waited for everyone to speak, then said loudly: Dear brothers, I am a squat, and I can't speak. We can achieve such results tonight, which is inseparable from your strong cooperation and your strong support. It is a true saying that the official and the bandits have a family, and the bandits have a good relationship. I wish you all this glass of wine!
Everyone drank, but no one knew who it was, and threw the wine bowl to the ground, and everyone broke the bowl.
After the fall, you look at me, I look at you, and then you realize that the banquet started and there was no wine bowl. This was a big deal. Someone said, "Drink with a jar, and you will never return tonight." Everyone responded with a jar, and they started drinking.
Zhang Youqian said, Lao Su, you see that it’s almost done, so please untie the rope quickly?
I said you can't even make it, please ask me?
Zhang Youqian said angrily, "Aren't you known as the successor of the Thieves' Sect? How can you unlock the lock or unzip the rope?"
I said that when the Thunder Saint Sect was studying art, it was an elective course, but I didn’t learn it. Usually I walked through the window, but who would have expected this to happen today?
Zhang Youqian said that I really met my teammate.
Seeing that the minion was drinking, Zhang Youqian said, "Hey, buddy, for the sake of teaching you to tie knots, I will give me a bite. You see, we are going to die, so you can't be a starving ghost." The minion said that I had just entered the industry and had just handed a bowl, so I couldn't give it to you. Zhang Youqian said it was just one bite, just one bite.
The minion hesitated for a moment and handed over the bowl. Zhang Youqian took a sip and was discovered. He came up and gave the minion a whip. Did you twitch your mind? When Jiang Dahai saw us, he also said, Third Master, these three people cannot stay, so it’s better to make a crack as soon as possible.
Zhang Mazi thought for a moment and said, "Well, brothers, set up an incense burner and go to the altar."
The three of us were filled with firewood, which was the rhythm of burning us. When the altar was set up, Zhang Mazi led everyone to kneel down and shouted, "The sky is above, the land is below, the Jade Emperor is on the left, and the Buddha is on the right. Zhang Mazi, a disciple of Zoroastrianism, led his believers to sacrifice to the God of Fire, and burned my body with a raging fire...
I shouted, wait!
Zhang Mazi turned around and said, "Don't disturb us swearing in front of the God of Fire." Otherwise, I will kill you. He turned around and said, "The sky is above, the land is below, the Jade Emperor is on the left, and the Buddha is on the right. The disciples of Zoroastrianism...
I shouted again, wait.
Zhang Mazi was interrupted by me again and again, holding up the torch, and said coldly, are you impatient to live?
I said I think there is something wrong with your oath. The sky is above, the land is below, the Jade Emperor is on the left, and the Buddha is on the right. Then I ask you, where am I?
Zhang Mazi was stunned, you were tied up.
I said that's not what I mean, I'm not me, but I ask where you are.
Zhang Mazi said I was standing.
Why is it so difficult to talk to you? This is no longer a question of where you are or where I am. This is a question of philosophical thinking. You even know where the Cangtian Houtu and the Jade Emperor and Buddha are, but you don’t even know where you are.
Zhang Mazi said angrily, I don’t know where I am. Even if I don’t know, I know, I want to burn you to death.
Zhang Youqian squirted and sprayed a sip of wine out. Zhang Mazi held up the torch, sprayed the wine on the torch, lit Zhang Mazi's clothes and lit it in a hurry. Zhang Mazi shouted, saying that he would come and put out the fire quickly.
Zhang Youqian stepped forward and helped him put out the fire while saying sorry, sorry, and couldn't help but laugh.
Zhang Mazi said angrily, is it that funny? Hey, why did you loosen your ties?
Zhang Youqian is not blamed for me, you guys are tied to the slim buttons.
Zhang Mazi said, tie me up quickly. His subordinates rushed up. The little guy just now had just learned to tie Zhang Youqian up, and he tied Zhang Youqian tightly.
Jiang Dahai said, Third Master, burn it to death quickly.
I shouted again, wait.
I asked if I could change the way to die, it hurts to burn it to death.
Jiang Dahai said nothing but you talk too much.
Just as I was about to throw the torch over, a noise suddenly occurred in the crowd. Some subordinates reported that Mr. Jiang, Mr. Zhang, there was a woman sneaking. I didn't look like a good person, so I caught her. Several soldiers escorted a woman to the scene. The woman said, don't push me, I will leave by myself.
I looked in the voice and saw a young woman coming over. It was Lin Hongyi who was stealing things together in Jinling City that day. After playing with Feng Lingyan that day, Lin Hongyi disappeared and unexpectedly appeared here.
Lin Hongyi glanced at me playfully, stuck out her tongue, and came to Jiang and Zhang. The little woman Lin Hongyi had met two old men.
Seeing that the woman was beautiful, Jiang Dahai couldn't help but drool and said that she was so handsome, what's her name?
Lin Hongyi said in surprise, I have introduced it.
Jiang Dahai said I didn't hear it.
Zhang Mazi was stunned by Jiang Dahai, and I could hear it. He stepped forward and laughed and said, Miss Lin, you are a weak woman, in the middle of the night, why are you here in this wilderness? Are you not afraid of meeting bad people?
Lin Hongyi covered her chest with her hands and said, "You're afraid, how can you not be afraid?"
Zhang Mazi's eyes were straight and she said, "Don't worry, with me here, no bad guy dares to bully you."
Lin Hongyi said, I heard that you are recruiting the wife of Yizhai here, but I don’t know if the quota is full?
Zhang Mazi said, if there is a girl here, even if it is full, I will make room for you.
Lin Hongyi said that one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, and I want to be the wife of the village, but no one can covet this position.
Zhang Mazi turned around and ordered, "Get rich, go back to send the eldest lady and second concubine back to her parents' home. What? If you don't leave? If you don't leave, you will be slaughtered.
Lin Hongyi smiled and said, "It's worthy of being the one-of-a-kind hero."
Jiang Dahai straightened his chest and said, Miss Lin, what do you think of me?
Lin Hongyi said that the general looked brave and brave, not an ordinary person, and I liked it very much.
Zhang Mazi said, Lord Jiang, I have given you this eldest sister-in-law and second sister-in-law, so you can’t compete with me for a woman.
Jiang Dahai said what brothers said, we are doing business and we are sharing money, women...
Jiang Dahai paused, drew his sword in an instant, and slashed at Zhang Mazi. Zhang Mazi didn't react and fell to the ground in response, blood was gushing, and he was already exhausted.
Chapter completed!