Chapter 14 Masturbating to the Calendar
"You run so fast. If you nail the horseshoe to you, you will be racing!" Although everyone was not very interested in the outsider, Vardy, at the beginning, as the training began, everyone gave up their previous ideas and began to get close to Vardy.
There is no way. Although there is no practice game in the team, Vardy's speed is undoubtedly shown. In the youth team, this is simply a bug-like existence.
Of course, Vardy would not keep people from thousands of miles away, and he didn't know how long he would stay in Manchester United's youth training camp. If he was always maverick, that would be too strange.
However, after the warm-up, McGenez arranged different training programs for Vardy to be different from others. Compared with others, he focused more on skills and tactics, while Vardy had to do more basic technical training.
This is probably the reason why McGenez did not give Vardy a good face. After all, when he arrived at the U18 echelon, basic technical training should have been completed long ago. A presence like Vardy will undoubtedly consume more energy and drag the entire team down. But this is the decision made by the youth training leader, and he has no way to refuse!"
"If you want to practice basic skills, go with the U9 elementary school students!" Looking at Valdy who was doing training seriously, McGenez complained reluctantly.
In the training, Vardy did not slackened because it was basic training. He was still trying to adapt to the system's transformation of the body. Moreover, he had learned from the system that the system could improve his abilities, but it could not guarantee his status and maintain it. He also needed to go through daily training.
According to Langley's prediction, Vardy is probably only able to do basic training in the past two months, and is unable to participate in joint training or even participate in competitions.
Under the training ground, Vardy got along with her teammates, especially after Vardy told several dirty jokes in her previous life that made them roll on the lawn with laughter, everyone officially accepted Vardy, a new teammate.
"Jamie, you should feel grateful. You must know that before, the newly recruited young players must go through a very terrifying recruitment ceremony!" Clevey said to Valdi in a very regretful tone.
A terrifying enlistment ceremony?
Vardy thought it was a bad idea. He thought it would be the same as the meeting of the Celestial Empire. After this leader talked about the leader, from sunrise to sunset, from heaven to earth, this is a very tormenting thing for active young people. Perhaps this is what he said!
Vardy, who had so much tempering in his previous life, shook his head gently and said indifferently: "I don't think there is any horror, I can handle it easily!"
However, what greeted him was the extremely terrifying expressions of his teammates.
"If you knew that the enlistment ceremony was against Clayton Blackmore's calendar****** I think you wouldn't have been so relaxed!" Shocros said quietly, with shyness and resentment in his expression.
"Whatafuck? I'm going to step on the horse! Masturbate at the star calendar?" Vardy almost glared out his eyes.
This is the most sensational thing he has heard in his life, no doubt about it!
But looking at the slutty looks of other teammates, Vardy knew that this was definitely not a joke.
"Even Beckham experienced such a bad thing when he joined the team!" Evans might have felt that Vardy didn't believe it, so he hurriedly cited a big star as an example.
Vardy asked in confusion: "Then why haven't you heard Beckham say that a big star like him should have all the details exposed!"
"If it were you, would you let everyone know?" Evans replied angrily.
Vardy nodded involuntarily. Such embarrassing things were buried in his heart. The fewer people knew, the better!
With his eyes rolling, Vardy asked badly: "So have you experienced it too? Tell me quickly, what does it feel like to masturbate in the portrait? Isn't it very ecstatic?"
As soon as Vardy said this, the surroundings were instantly in a state of dismay.
"Uh, the weather is good today, it's suitable to swear. Are there any ones together?"
"Go together!"
"Suddenly I remembered that I forgot to close the window. If you talk, I'll leave first!"
"It seems I've gone to the wrong place, goodbye!"
......
A few seconds later, Vardy was left with no one around him, leaving him with a secret smile here.
However, Vardy should be glad that this damn enlistment ceremony had long been cancelled because of too many complaints, otherwise he would not have escaped such a terrifying nightmare.
Vardy didn't know what kind of mentality it was to come up with such a tragic enlistment ceremony, and how crazy it was!
When you masturbate at the star calendar, you may have a nearly pilgrimage-like mentality in your head, which is simply a kind of destruction.
It would be fine if it was a beautiful star. Although it would be a bit embarrassed to do such a shy thing in public, it is at least understandable. But if the beauty in the portrait was replaced by a tough guy with a beard, Vardy felt that she would be awakened at night.
When he finished training and left the training ground, Vardy and McGenez said goodbye, and McGenez also changed his mind because of the talent Vardy showed so much. He was much more kind-hearted and finally told Vardy not to be late tomorrow.
Langley is already waiting for Vardy outside the training ground. The club has found a host family for Vardy. Now Langley is going to take Vardy with him.
"How does today's training feel? I know that McGenez has arranged basic training for you now, but you must not underestimate these basic training. Although you have received regular youth training in an amateur club before, compared with Manchester United's youth training, the amateur club is obviously much worse. These basic trainings can even determine your future achievements. You must be serious!" Langley taught Valdy while driving.
Vardy naturally understood what he said. Even though he was a little dissatisfied, he still listened carefully. But his mind had no idea where he had been wandering.
"I think you can't stay in the youth training camp for too long. At most, if you can't enter the first team, the club may choose to loan you out. You may know that the Belgian team Antwerp is a satellite club of Manchester United, and you may be loaned there!"
Vardy was stunned when he heard Langley's words.
Yes, it's okay to rent it out. The important thing is to play the game quickly. The General Cat can't use it even if there is a system at Manchester United's youth training camp.
Huh?
Antwerp?
It seems that Chinese player Dongfang Zhuo was loaned there after signing the contract?
Something interesting!
Valdy smacked her lips.
Chapter completed!