The rare system did not make him funny. How could he not seize the opportunity and let everyone see his true self!

If possible, who would like to be a funny guy?

It's all because of the system!

After thinking about it, Vardy felt that it was a bit unsafe.

The "Valdi area" feature is to enhance one's defensive ability on the wing. If you want to completely block Robben, the Valdi area of ​​Lv3 is definitely not enough.

So Vardy reluctantly raised the Vardy area to the full level.

In fact, Vardy felt that this might not be enough. It was impossible to completely block a super breakthrough strongman just by relying on one offensive feature. To a large extent, he also needed to rely on his own temporary judgment.

Fortunately, he is familiar with Robben's offensive routine, which is nothing more than cutting in and shooting, or dribbling the ball and continuing to walk deeper. Be careful, and he should still have the chance to complete the blockade mission.

During the warm-up before the game, Vardy saw Robben staring at him from afar, with a bad look on his face. Valdy smiled and shook his head without saying anything.

Pan?

I won’t be able to fly today!

......

Everton, who lost the guessing side, got the kick-off right, and the referee whistled and the game began.

After Vardy transferred the ball to Ferguson, he directly turned on the sprint mode, like a sharp arrow, shooting towards Chelsea's half.

When others exclaimed at Vardy's terrifying speed, he had already rushed to the heart of the Blues and faced the Blues' defense line.

At this time, Cahill received the pass, aimed at Vardy's sprint route, and hit a long pass.

Although Cahill may not be able to pass the ball well, thanks to his tacit understanding with Vardy, he knows what kind of pass strength is right.

Vardy ran into Terry, who was also chasing back in the high-speed sprint, and Terry staggered.

Terry was shocked. It seemed that Vardy was not tall or strong, so why did he hit him with such great strength?

Yes, Vardy's impact is not something others can imagine. The speed bonus alone is enough for Terry to be overwhelmed!

He stretched his left foot and gently paddled it, and then he didn't give Terry and Carvalho the chance to stretch his feet. He used all his strength to hit the sky!

The ball shot out, with a terrifying force. Even though Cech made a save in a flash, he was still unable to stop the ball from flying into the goal!

Vardy's burst shot put the entire Stamford Bridge into a dead silence!

In the first 10 seconds of the game, Vardy flooded Stamford Bridge with an iconic raid goal!

Terry and Carvalho looked at Valdi in horror, the incredible expressions revealed in their expressions were incredible.

Mourinho was surprised and then he was filled with endless anger, and he kicked the mineral water bottle in front of him with a fierce kick!

Who would have thought that this inadvertent raid broke through Chelsea's goal?

You know, Chelsea has the best defense in the Premier League, and there are very few teams that can break through the Blues city gates.

But it took Valdi 10 seconds to destroy Chelsea's defense.

Robben looked like a dog-like expression, and what he said to the media was still in front of him, but Vardy only took 10 seconds to make his words a joke!

His eyes returned to Vardy, but in fact he didn't expect the goal to be so smooth, he just grabbed the start and succeeded.

It is agreed that this game is not funny!

But now it seems that it is a bit of a waste not to be funny?

I’m sorry for my investment in the “Valdi area”!

If you have a pussy, you won’t be funny, it will be wasteful if you expire!

So Valdi rushed to the sidelines excitedly and began to celebrate the goal in various ways.

Pushing away the teammate who wanted to celebrate the goal together, Vardy stood there, sticking out his tongue, stretching his hands flat on the side, left, right, left, right...

It seems to be similar to mechanical dance, but there is no such ugly mechanical dance!

It is really impossible to describe his celebration in words. If many people move with him, then there must be a group of demons dancing!

Perhaps it is more appropriate to use function curves to describe it.

y=sinx

Draw the function curve on paper, draw a head in the positive direction of the Y axis, and point two eyes!

Very good, a clear image appears on the paper!

This is the original celebration of the English striker Sturridge in his previous life, but now it has become Vardy's original creation!

Everyone was stunned. What the hell is this?

Even Vardy's teammates didn't want to lean over, for fear of being bitten by Vardy.

May I ask, can you not be funny one day?

With such a serious game, are you going to turn him into a comedy? Is it really good?

Vardy played happily for a while and found that the shock caused was far greater than that brought by Sturridge in his previous life.

Is it because your body is more flexible?

Robben stood not far away and looked at Vardy, crying without tears!

I really shouldn't belittle Vardy. This guy is just a funny guy. I want to be in trouble with a funny guy?

After watching such a passionate goal, the fans in front of the TV shouted and jumped up from the sofa, holding their fists high.

But the next second I saw Vardy's celebratory movements so eye-catchingly, and instantly fell from the air, falling so badly!

Even the TV commentator was speechless after scoring the goal, and he didn't say anything for a long time, almost becoming a broadcast accident!

The game finally started again, but the intense atmosphere just now disappeared, and even the players on the court had Vardy's eye-catching posture constantly hovering in their minds.

The game ruined by Vardy funny is not one or two games, but this is the first time that it has been out of normal rhythm since the first minute.

Mourinho felt that he had probably met his nemesis, and Valdi was definitely a funny guy sent by monkeys.

Look at the team that should have fought back in one go, now it is a shameless momentum!

This is also the power of Vardy funny. It can turn into a bomb at any time and blow up the aura accumulated by the opponent. Otherwise, Moyes would not have let him funny for a long time.

In the next ten minutes, Chelsea was unable to organize a threatening attack, and they were all led by Valdy.

The lead away game is the next step for Everton. They no longer need to attack. As long as they defend the lead of this goal, their mission will be completed.
Chapter completed!