Where am I?

Shouldn't I be in the competition?

Just now... I seemed to be hit by a ball!

Vardy was confused and felt dizzy.

Seeing Valdi open her eyes, the Manchester United team doctor stretched out a finger in front of Valdi, "What is this?"

Vardy's face was full of dark lines. Do you think I'm stupid?

"I think it's like a chicken claw. If you don't take it away, do you believe it or not, I'll just chew it?"

The team doctor was so scared that he quickly shrank his hand back.

This is a very important thing. At his age, he can only rely on his fingers at night, so there is no need to lose anything!

"Do you feel dizzy? Do you feel headache?"

Vardy was also speechless. Why did the team doctors in every team make a little mistake?

Well, Vardy thought of the beautiful team doctor who used to be in Everton. Although Vardy and her horoscope are incompatible and she is also very different, at least it looks pleasing to the eye. It is better than the sloppy old man in front of her!

The teammates surrounded Vardy's concern, as if they were holding a memorial service for Vardy.

Vardy patted her butt and stood up from the stretcher.

Ferguson walked over, looked up and down at Vardy, and finally felt relieved.

"Although it's unlucky to be shot in the head, scoring a goal is the best reward. Can you continue playing?" After saying that, Ferguson looked at the team doctor with inquiry.

Vardy nodded hurriedly, "Of course I can continue to kick, look, I have nothing to do!"

After saying that, Vardy carried the corners of her shorts and stood on tiptoe, and turned around like a girl, but such a girl would make people vomit!

This time it was Ferguson's turn to be black.

But he also knew that Vardy was really okay and could be funny, so there was definitely no problem!

At this time, Vardy was still thinking about Ferguson's words just now, "A goal is the best reward." What does it mean?

Looking at the scoreboard on the stadium, I suddenly realized that the score had become 0:1, and Manchester United, who played away, took the lead.

Who scored the goal?

After being shot in the head, someone quickly grabbed the second landing point and then scored the goal?

Stop, I sacrificed so much that I actually made wedding dresses for others. This really made Vardy feel unbalanced!

But before he could complain, Rooney had already run over and hugged him.

"Your goal is so beautiful. I often see headers, but this is the first time I have seen you scored with your face!"

C Luo also had a malicious smile, "Well, actually, I should learn from you how to score goals with my face, but I am a little afraid of pain, and more importantly, I am afraid of swollen face!"

Vardy was stunned and scored with his face?

Did the ball just now fly into the goal after it hit me?

this......

Vardy didn't know what to say!

His mood seemed to be crushed by ten thousand elephants, as messy as he could!

I was crying but I was so desperate that I scored goals with my face. If the club did not give me a bonus, I would be sorry for my handsome face.

The Villarreal fans in the stands were very depressed because the team was behind, but they were still amused and crying.

They think it's actually not unacceptable to Manchester United's goal in this way...

The only goalkeeper who is worse than death now is Villarreal's goalkeeper. The previous second was fantasizing that he could become a super goalkeeper, but the next second, the opponent gave him a goal with his face, and the goal was largely attributed to himself.

Looking at his feet, Vieira wished she could chop off herself.

Damn, do you want to be so accurate?

You can shoot the headshot with just a big kick, and then you can score a goal directly, and you have GPS on your feet!

He already felt that life was beyond reluctance, so he might as well hit the door post and kill him!

All the fans watching this game were also stunned.

"I really don't know if I should sympathize with the submarine goalkeeper or sympathize with Vardy!"

"Vardy scored the ball with her feet, scored the ball with her head, scored the ball with her knees, scored the ball with her hands, and today I showed the goal with her face. Then Vardy only scored the ball with Ding Ding from the Grand Slam! I hope to see this scene as soon as possible!"

"Vardy is a man who is good at creating miracles. Manchester United has played for so long but has not scored a goal. It was solved by Vardy's face!"

"This funny guy is going to lead the trend again. Look, starting today, more and more goals with his face will definitely be scored!"

......

Vardy walked back to the field and rubbed her swollen face. Vardy wanted to cry!

The price of this goal is too high!

The Villarreal players all looked like they were beating, but there was a hint of respect and compassion in their eyes when they looked at Valdi.

Yes, most people really don’t have this kind of fearless spirit of scoring goals with their faces!

Think about it, they felt pain for Valdy!

After the game started again, Villarreal suddenly changed his style of play. They were unwilling to accept defeat at home, so the whole team strengthened their offensive.

Manchester United was very difficult at this stage. After Villarreal broke out, under extreme pressure, the three midfielders returned to the penalty area to help defend, and Rooney and Ronaldo also returned to the front of the penalty area.

Only Vardy, who is still near the midfield, is busy rubbing his face. It hurts so much!

In the sadness, Vardy was very grateful again. He felt that he should write a thank-you letter to Villarreal goalkeeper for not directly exploding his mouth, otherwise it would be hard to say how many teeth he could have left now.

Use classical relativity and Confucianism to explain it, consider a series of influence conditions such as strength, friction, wind speed, etc. If you have a mouth full of words, then... well, Vardy admits that he has less reading and cannot calculate it!

If it is a little more tragic and hits the sensitive parts of Ding Ding directly, then I will definitely not be able to jump around on the field now.

Therefore, a thank you letter is necessary, and even a banner of "People's Guardian" must be added...

Well, as a thank you, I will score another goal!

Vardy felt that he was actually a person who was grateful, right?

Just as Vardy was paddling hard on the court, Manchester United intercepted the ball in the backcourt, and Rooney and Rooney had already spread their feet and launched a charge, directly throwing Villarreal's defense behind him.

Although Valdi's reaction was a beat slower, his position was even higher, so when he started, the three of them had already rushed to Villarreal's hinterland.

Ronaldo dribbled the ball on the right and rushed forward. Rooney rushed to the front point, while Vardy was behind Rooney. As long as Ronaldo could pass the ball, it would immediately form a terrible situation of double ghosts slamming the goal.

Although the president really wanted to perform by himself and run a long distance one-stop, he has grown a lot since his father passed away, restrained his willfulness and understood what responsibility means.

The team is leading with one goal, and the defense is in danger. If you score a goal at this time, you can almost lock in the victory, so he really can't be willful.

So Ronaldo passed the ball and passed the ball in the middle.

Rooney was overjoyed. His running position was just a habit. He never expected that Ronaldo, the arrogant boy, would really choose to pass the ball.

Looking at the movement of the ball, Rooney threw himself out in a sprint and slipped the ball. As long as he touched the ball, he could guarantee that he would score 100%!

Villarreal's defense has lost its restrictions on Rooney and Vardy, and there is no way to stop it anymore. He can only watch this desperate scene and pray for a miracle to happen.

Rooney yelled, he had already touched the ball!

Go in!

goal!

Rooney's heart was extremely hot, so excited that he seemed to be about to jump out.

Since Vardy came to Manchester United, the already slightly bloated front line has once again exploded, and everyone's playing time must be compressed and then compressed.

Although Rooney and Vardy have a good relationship, this does not mean that Rooney doesn't want to compete with Vardy.

Valdi did not experience the adaptation period at all, and directly continued his amazing performance last season. He scored consecutive goals, not only the team's top scorer, but also dominates the Premier League scorer list.

How could such a Vardy make Rooney unaware of crisis?

So, Rooney also wants to prove himself through continuous goals, and he is still the English Golden Boy!

No one should stop me!

I just want to score a goal!

The cry in my heart seemed to be about to break through the sky!

However, many times, being powerful does not mean that being powerful is really powerful.

Perhaps Rooney's wish-like cry in his heart scared a god who was specifically responsible for realizing the wishes of mortals, so a sad scene appeared!

Although Rooney's foot touched the ball, after the ball changed direction, it did not fly towards the goal, but bounced a little, turning from a low flat ball to a low altitude flight, and continued to swipe through the goal!

At this moment, Rooney felt as uncomfortable as if he had eaten poop, and it was completely petrified!

God!

It's harder to score this ball than to score it!
To be continued...