Chapter 244 They Are Extinct
Vardy had just made a great vow to keep a distance from the nightclub party, but unexpectedly, less than two hours after the oath came into effect, these bastards insisted on taking themselves to the nightclub...
"I have something to do today, so I won't go now. I wish you all a happy time!"
"What's wrong with you? We won't let you go without a suitable reason!"
"Uh, I drank milk that has expired for three days and I have diarrhea!"
"Tsk, it's so pediatric. I've drunk all the milk for three days before the date of delivery! Hurry up and go to the nightclub, those sexy girls will make you forget everything you are unhappy!"
After hearing Rooney's words, Vardy looked dark. Why don't you say that you also came from the Great Heavenly Kingdom!
However, Vardy failed to pretend to be sick and was pulled into the car by two rude men and headed straight to the nightclub.
Another ridiculous night.
Several animals each started toward the target. Vardy didn't want to have an affair with these women who were like socialites, so she called Crancy.
Although Vardy was a little too much for Clancy for the first time, she took great care of her later. This woman was very attractive. Her long legs made Vardy unable to stop.
Fortunately, the relationship between the two is actually what they need. Vardy released her physiological needs, and Clancy received help from her career. Now her modeling career is developing well. Although many people know that her rumored Vardy girlfriend is just hype, someone is just taking this trick.
When I woke up in the morning, Vardy felt the loneliness from the bottom of her heart in the empty room. This was not once or twice.
This feeling is absurd, and Vardy doesn't know how to describe it.
The relationship with Anne gradually changed from a soul mate to a simple carnal desire. Whenever I drive from Manchester United to Liverpool, I am more addicted to this feeling of threesomes, and it is more like a simple lover relationship, commonly known as ***.
Valdy knew that it was impossible for him and Anne to be together all the time, and Anne knew that, so their relationship seemed very strange now.
I hated myself more than once, why did I fall in love with Anne at the beginning, and now I am so embarrassed.
It would be better to make up and let Anne make a choice whether to be with herself or Grace in the future.
As for the three of them being together forever, it is obviously unrealistic...
Maybe Anne will be sad and sad, and she will be the same, but this is an opportunity when long pain is worse than short pain.
He had already foresaw the result. Perhaps this result for himself was just to make him feel less guilty when he was rolling off the sheets with other women in the future.
Well, next time I go to Liverpool, I must show up with Anne!
Vardy, who made up his mind, decided not to be sad in reality, but to hide in the system.
Complete the preset tasks with Chelsea. The matching reward is a wishing card and a universal fragment. The reward has been distributed to the system bar.
And that unbeaten achievement against Mourinho also changed from 4/10 to 5/10. Although it is still half a journey away from completing, the generous rewards made Vardy salivate.
There is no doubt that the biggest gain is that the system calculates the free feature points rewarded by funny behavior.
Selling Mourinho's signature in person and taking off Lampard's shorts, the system distributed 1.5 free characteristic points to Valdi at one time. For Valdi, who is now back in the poor stage, this is the pie falling from the sky, which directly knocked him unconscious.
Rewarded a universal fragment, plus the universal fragments bought after the system is refreshed. Now Vardy has six universal fragments. Even if it is combined with a pointing feature fragment to synthesize a new feature, Vardy can still have a universal fragment left.
But at this time, Vardy was very hesitant, just like last time, it was difficult to choose between several features.
There are now three directional fragments that Vardy has, namely perpetual motion machine, brutal collision and insightful initiative.
The perpetual motion machine can be eliminated first. Although his physical fitness is average, Ferguson now implements a major rotation policy and will not consume it himself. Moreover, even if his physical energy is consumed excessively, he still has physical potions to use, so the perpetual motion machine is a feature that can be passed.
Between brutal collision and insight, Vardy did not make such a choice, both of which made him envious.
After a long time of entanglement, Vardy finally chose to collide with a more rough-sounding feature.
In fact, the reason is very simple. Anyway, I have not yet gotten rid of the category of counterattack striker. In high-pressure pressing, brutal collision can give me the advantage. As long as I knock the opponent away without fouling, I can turn around and penetrate the opponent's heart, and the threat is indescribable.
Although insight is important, it seems that the help to Vardy is not as big as a savage collision, so Vardy chose to savage collision.
With his characteristics, Vardy suddenly felt like he had turned into a Hulk, and his small muscles were full of explosive power. Even if he hit the wall directly, although he was not feeling well, the wall probably wouldn't feel well.
Of course he wouldn't be so stupid that he used himself to hit the wall, but he just didn't know which opponent would be in trouble next.
However, due to the limited feature points, he only has 2.5 stocks, and the full moon scimitar he got last time has not been upgraded.
Compared to the slight search invested in the full moon scimitar, Vardy raised the savage collision by two levels without hesitation and became lv3. As a result, Vardy's upper muscles increased one circle at a speed visible to the naked eye, but she didn't know if she would become Swarzenegger when this characteristic reached the full level.
Vardy now likes the preset task system updated by the system.
Referring completely to his funny abilities, at least he won't feel forced to funny, and he won't go from funny to stupid, which undoubtedly makes him much easier.
So in the next game, what task should I set for myself?
It’s still the old routine, looking for it in the achievement system.
"Ten weird celebrating goals were performed in the Premier League. The achievement has reached 3/10! Reward the offensive characteristics of King Kong Body!"
This achievement is actually quite in line with Vardy's wishes. It's funny, but it's definitely not stupid!
There are many ways to celebrate goals in the world football world, including warm versions, happy versions, and funny versions. You can use several weird ways to find fault with others and can also cause topics. How great!
OK, that’s such a pleasant decision!
"System Mission: Stage a weird celebrating goal in the Premier League with Charlton!"
"Task Reward: 0.5 Feature Points, System Gold Coins + 2"
"Punishment of failure: Being bitten by a dog when going out"
The task was set by Vardy himself, and the task rewards and failure punishments were random, so he was too lazy to match.
The random task punishment made Vardy a little amused. He had two dogs in his house, and he was bitten by a dog and was it necessary to go out specifically?
However, no matter what, this task is relatively simple and easy to complete, so he doesn't have to worry about failure.
As for the mission reward, in his opinion, it was given for free, don’t be for nothing!
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After the training the next day, the three of them still stayed for free kicks. Now the activity rules of the three of them are very consistent. They either go to nightclubs or stay for extra training. No one should think about making progress alone.
Vardy is still imitating C Ronaldo to play the elevator ball. His elevator horror is not as big as C Ronaldo, but his strength and speed are better than C Ronaldo, so it is difficult to tell the difference.
"It's my turn to make a real free throw in the next game, right?" Vardy needed to confirm.
The three of them have formed a tacit understanding. One person in each game is a real killer move, and the other two people give him special cover and repeat.
Ronaldo and Rooney nodded. Free kicks are quite lucky. It was like in the last game, Rooney took the penalty, but Chelsea did not leave any set pieces in the front area for Manchester United...
So much so that Rooney finally hit the goal with a corner kick and satisfied his cravings!
"Hehe! They will be shocked then! Don't be too surprised!" Vardy said to the two with a smile.
Ronaldo and Rooney both said "cut" at the same time, expressing their disdain. Apart from being funny, Vardy's biggest feature is that he is pretending... It would be strange if he can believe his words!
However, Vardy thought of another question, so he pulled Rooney and Ronaldo to study the movements to celebrate the goal. After all, there is still a task to be completed!
If Charlton knew that the game had not started yet and the Manchester United Trident had already begun to study how to celebrate the goal, then when he got on the court, he might have ruined them as soon as possible.
The three of them practiced themselves so much that they had no strength. They lay on the lawn with their hands in their arms and stared blankly at the blue sky. This feeling was very relaxed and comfortable.
Perhaps after becoming a superstar, they don’t have time to enjoy this leisure and comfort.
The three people each have their own worries and growing worries.
Vardy is struggling with his relationship with Anne. Ronaldo's father has just passed away and has not yet fully emerged from his grief. As for Rooney... well, this problem has a bigger problem for children.
Rooney had a little depressed expression. He treated the two as friends so much that he told him so much.
"I really can't stand Colleen now. This stupid woman always points fingers at me. In her world, she is always right!" Rooney's tone was very angry. She must have suffered a lot of grievances at home.
Vardy shrugged, saying that the problem is easy to solve.
"Will you just break up directly?"
Rooney kicked Valdy with a dog-like expression, and he felt that he might have played the piano against a cow.
If he is willing to break up, will he wait until now?
At this time, Ronaldo stood up, patted the grass clippings on his butt, and said to Rooney in a philosophical tone.
"Women are always right! This sentence is the truth!"
"According to Darwin's theory of evolution, one person thinks that women are always right, while the other person doesn't."
"Later, because no woman married a second type of person, so———"
"They are extinct!"
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Chapter completed!