Vardy felt as uncomfortable as if he had eaten fly poop. He never expected that Manchester United would actually win the lottery!

Thinking of the fact that he had just said that if he really met a wanderer, he would be naked. When he ran, Valdy had the urge to pretend to be dead.

Looking at everyone's malicious eyes, Vardy felt that he should be pretending to be cowardly at this time!

The embarrassment of pretending to be cowardly is far from being ashamed to go naked and running.

Although I was originally a Toutiao production line, most of the Toutiaos are so funny. If I make it because I am naked, I might as well find a crack in the ground to get in!

"Look, today's party is good, otherwise I'll have it again one day?" Vardy chose the roundabout tactic. If the treat can solve the problem, it would be better.

Perhaps for these young models, it is a very rare opportunity to attend a party held by Premier League stars. Even if they cannot soar into the sky and become a fixed partner of the stars, they can still get a considerable reward, so they are very happy.

But in the world of Valdi's several gay friends, money is not a problem, and it is interesting to see Valdi naked.

"If you are willing, we have no objection, but don't think about getting naked and running, this is not something to discuss!"

Vardy is a black thread and wants to slap himself in the face, making you feel bad!

Of course, no one continued to make things difficult for Vardy, so he asked him to take off naked now and go naked. He also had to give him some time to prepare, mainly psychological preparation!

Even if you want to behead your head, you have to give it a sumptuous meal of slaughtered head. This is the manifestation of human nature.

Several animals felt that they had done their best and could even be regarded as typical examples of good brothers.

The lottery ceremony has ended, and everyone is actually only interested in Manchester United's next opponents. They don't have to care about who meets other clubs, so the next thing is the party time.

They kept making noise until midnight, and everyone walked into the bedroom with their female companions in their arms. Then there were screams from each room one after another.

Vardy was addicted to Cranci's long legs again and could not extricate himself. He didn't know when the conquest was finally over, and he fell asleep.

......

Manchester United continues its devilish schedule.

With Vardy's goal, Manchester United beat Aston Villa away. Although the game was difficult, the result was good.

In the next round of home games, facing West Bromvic, the careless Manchester United was stunned by the opponent's three tricks at the beginning and lost two goals in a row. Although Vardy assisted Vanny to win a goal in the second half, he still lost the game.

This loss widened the gap between Manchester United and Chelsea. In the eyes of many people, there is no suspense about Chelsea's league championship.

However, Valdi still leads the scorer list with 15 goals in 18 games, and continues to rank second in the assists list, second only to Arsenal's small trick.

Although the barrel was so hot that Vardy received numerous praises, he knew very well that he seemed to be in a bottleneck now.

In fact, he missed the mission system very much. Although most of the tasks were very scammed and it was very uncomfortable to complete them, it is undeniable that the mission rewards were very generous, and that stage was also the stage of his fastest growth.

Now the task system has been killed by itself. Although the so-called preset task system is easy to complete, the corresponding rewards are pitifully small, which is insignificant for the improvement of one's own strength.

As a striker, if you can only score in counterattacks, you will definitely not be qualified. After all, Manchester United is not a simple counterattack team.

In addition, the incisive shots I trained were very sharp, but they did not work out of the sky. As long as the opponent strengthened his defense, he would not be able to gain too much space.

The most basic ability of a shooter striker is actually running and grabbing points. In this regard, Fanny is the best role model. Compared to this, he is too far behind. Even in the penalty area, he is sometimes helping him worse.

On the other hand, the ability to pass threatening balls is also harsh. Although you are on the assist list, most of them are nanny balls you send out in counterattacks. Even if you don’t pass the ball, you are still sure to score goals, so it does not improve the team’s offensive power much.

It seems that I still have a long way to go to become a super shooter.

In fact, Vardy now has exceeded the height Vardy reached in his peak in his previous life.

The speed of lightning, powerful explosive power, and shooting skills in counterattack will not be inferior to those in the past life. Now I have a free kick, and the inward cutting shot is also quite good. In addition, some other non-critical auxiliary characteristics, this is not surprising.

But this is not the end that Vardy wants. He worked hard to increase his strength, not just to reach the peak earlier.

My goal is to become the number one person in the world football world, but I am far from reaching this level now.

......

After playing West Bromwich, the team had a rare day off, and there was nothing we could do about this. Christmas is here.

Being able to get a chance to breathe in the intensive schedule is definitely the happiest thing, and even the young Vardy feels a little overwhelmed.

I wanted to have a good rest at home on Christmas and relax my tense nerves, but before he could put his thoughts into action, he was destroyed by several animals.

"Stop making trouble, isn't it good to have a good day off? What kind of Christmas masquerade party? Are you tired?" Vardy looked reluctant.

Rooney glared at Valdy and threatened, "Last time you said you wanted to treat you to a party again, otherwise you will be naked now?"

Well, Vardy retreated.

You can avoid disaster if you lose money!

However, this kind of Christmas masquerade is definitely different from the last party. It is much more serious, at least it won’t find so many young models.

An invitation to the whole team can be regarded as communicating feelings on the training ground and off the court, which is beneficial to increasing the team's cohesion.

However, except for some young players, those veterans who have already started their families have politely refused the invitation, and they are more willing to celebrate the festival with their families at home.

Well, in fact, those people were still participating, but there were only a few more young people. Correspondingly, the young models got the position again.

As the name suggests, the so-called costume party must not be attended in its original appearance, as it will make people laugh at it to death.

Valdy also attended similar dance parties in Everton, but the theme at that time was Halloween Ghosts.

I still remember playing an oriental zombie, vivid and vivid. If I appeared on the eastern land, I would definitely scare people.

Unfortunately, there was no one who knew the goods at that time. He had no idea what kind of joke Vardy was playing. He thought he wanted to simply play ugly, and was ridiculed.

So, what can I use to make up this time to shock the audience?

Soon, Vardy had the answer.

Hey smiled. If I could be as embarrassed as last time this time, I swear to never attend the costume party again.

The venue was the last time, and Vardy prepared in advance. Now that he was having a party, Vardy was already familiar with it.

At night, young models arrived together, and these models obviously had carefully prepared. Even if they felt it was very troublesome, if they could win the players' favor with their outfits, they would make a lot of money.

Some played Marilyn Monroe, some played Princess Diana, some played Snow White, and even one played Cinderella, but she had already greeted Valdy and would transform into a beautiful princess on time at 12 o'clock...

OK, these little girls!

The players are coming one after another, and these bastards have ulterior motives.

Although it looks like an ordinary costume party, if the role I play is the brightest in the whole audience, then I will have a sense of accomplishment.

Therefore, everyone will compare openly and secretly, even if it is not the most attractive, don’t ignore it the most.

Rooney put on makeup and became a dormant cat Tinker Bell, and her fat appearance was very suitable;

Ferdinand put on makeup and became Don Quixote;

Fletcher put on makeup to Harry Potter, and interestingly, today a young model put on makeup to Hermione. Obviously, in this era when the two of them were generally believed to be together in the end, some stories were destined to happen between them tonight;

Vardy won’t spoil it, it’s very immoral!

But the more stinky thing is still behind. Ronaldo came without dressing up. In this guy's words, he played himself...

Is there anyone more narcissistic than him?

Vardy said speechlessly about this.

When everyone arrived, the party officially began, but the organizer Vardy lost sight of him at this time.

The villa was in a mess, and no one could notice that there was one missing. Even Crancie, who came with Vardy, did not find that her male companion was missing. She was having a happy chat with others.

It wasn't really that Vardy disappeared, but got into the props he had entrusted to others to carefully create.

This prop is placed on the ground and takes up a lot of space, about one meter high, black and gray, with a fluffy and textured material, spiraling upwards, and a small pointed tip at the top...

Perhaps the size difference between you and what you see is too big, but as long as you see it, you will definitely recognize what it is!

Yes, this is a lump...

This is the prop that Vardy makes people carefully crafted.

He can get inside, and the interior space is very large, so he won't feel frustrated.

It is so open that it is arranged side by side with the Christmas tree, and it does not feel inconsistent at all, because the Christmas tree grows so vigorously because of the nutrition of poop!

However, people who saw this Tuoxiang felt a little chilled. This is a Christmas dress dance party. It is a tradition to put a Christmas tree. Why is it for putting a Tuoxiang?

This may be Vardy's funny bad taste!

Thinking about the funny things this guy has done, then there is nothing to be surprised about putting a piece of poop in the hall.
Chapter completed!