While imagining the embarrassing appearance behind C Luo's bald head, Vardy was rubbing very happily, not caring about how C Luo felt when he was being clamped under his armpit!

C Luo's face turned red, as if he was about to be completely suffocated.

It’s not that Vardy clamps so tightly. In fact, Ronaldo really wants to ask Vardy: Do you know you have body odor?

After rubbing it, Valdy let go of Ronaldo with unfulfilled feelings. Ronaldo was gasping like a dog, feeling extremely embarrassed.

Vardy's eyes remained on Ronaldo's head. He wanted to see if his rubbing was effective.

In fact, he really thought too much. Without decades of continuous efforts, how could Ronaldo be beaten to bald by himself?

Besides, for Ronaldo, who cares about his image more than life, even if he is bald, hair transplantation like Rooney is still a good way...

The first half ended, Vardy quickly slipped into the player's passage, returned to the locker room and quickly got into the toilet. He didn't want to be blocked by several teammates who came to his senses. Such a beating was inevitable.

Rooney and Ronaldo were angrily looking for Vardy to take revenge, but they never expected that Vardy had already hid in the toilet.

It is true that the toilet tastes bad, but it is better to be safe.

At the beginning of the second half, Vardy came out again with a blatant look! She also waved at them with a smile!

Hey, I'm here!

It can be imagined that in the face of Vardy, the sadness in Rooney and Ronaldo's hearts has turned into a river!

After the game begins, all personal grievances will be put aside. This is a green field, not a boxing ring.

But at this time, the home team Birmingham finally became honest. Perhaps they realized the situation. Even if Manchester United was not at the peak, they could not just grasp it casually. Wouldn’t the three goals in the first half explain the problem very well!

It is right to be confident, but it is not good to be conceited.

Since the opponent surrendered, Manchester United has slowed down and minimized consumption.

Now for Manchester United, a hearty big win is actually not as realistic as a small win with the lowest loss.

I thought the game would end like this, but unexpectedly, at the last moment of the game, Vardy shot casually from 40 yards, and caught his opponent off guard and won another goal!

Even Vardy didn't expect that he could score with such a rash kick. Looking at the desperate expression of the opponent goalkeeper, Vardy couldn't bear it anymore.

Dear, believe me!

I didn't mean it!

But just as his sympathy was flooding, his teammates rushed up one after another. Rooney, who was leading the way, pushed Valdy in surprise, and then rushed forward with a sumo wrestling move, almost spitting out Vardy.

The remaining teammates did not miss this good opportunity. They complained and avenged, and those who had no grudges were treated as playing games. They rushed up and started playing the stacked arhats.

This time no one used as a meat mat for Vardy. I felt that every organ in my body had been displaced, and it was completely confused!

What made Vardy even more desperate was that Ronaldo, the bastard, did not pounce on the stacked Ronaldo, but squatted on top of his head and began to rub his hair with a smirk...

What a retribution!

At this moment, Vardy was really crying!

When others scored goals, Vardy stole the spotlight;

Now that Vardy scored a goal, everyone else came to steal the spotlight!

After the crowd dispersed, Vardy was no longer much different from the corpse. She lay on the ground and looked up at the stars and flowed into her heart.

Well, this is a successful game, the team won, scored goals and assisted, and completed the spotlight-stealing task.

As for being snatched by everyone in the end, Vardy also expressed helplessness!

However, after this game, Vardy's titles of "spot-stealing forward" and "celebrational forward" were completely confirmed, and no one is more suitable for these two titles than him.

Manchester United scored four goals in the whole game, and Valdy appeared four times in the picture after the goal, and it was more silly and joyful than the scorers!

This is quite in line with a funny self-image!

If he was told to be honest, that person would not be Vardy!

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After this round of competition, the Premier League has officially started halfway.

In the 19th round of the league, Manchester United achieved 13 wins, 3 draws and 3 losses, ranking second in the Premier League standings with 42 points.

Although this result is much worse than Chelsea's 50-point score, Manchester United has made considerable progress compared to last season.

You know, at the same time last season, Manchester United fell behind Everton, and there was more than this gap.

For Manchester United fans, although it is a bit annoying to not beat Chelsea now, they have seen the hope of the team's rise and return to its peak.

Ronaldo is 20 years old, Rooney is 19 years old, and Valdy is 18 years old. These three superstars have become the pillars of Manchester United. So when the three are mature in the next few years, who else will be Manchester United's opponent?

In the just-concluded World Footballer selection, Vardy has improved one more place compared to the seventh place in the European Golden Ball Awards.

World Footballer pays more attention to fame, so obviously, Vardy has to have some advantage. After all, his reputation for being funny has long been spread throughout the world football world. Even if the fake fans have never watched his game, they still know that the Premier League is a funny guy.

With this wave, the English media began another vigorous campaign to create gods. This time, they focused on Manchester United's progress.

Compared with last season, Manchester United's lineup has undergone several major changes.

First of all, Keane hardly played much due to injury, and had previously terminated his contract with the team peacefully, so Manchester United lost his true midfield core.

Neither Fletcher nor Alan Smith can replace Keane's role completely. It can be understood that Manchester United's strength should have been seriously declined.

In terms of signings, goalkeeper Van der Sar has made Manchester United's defense feel much more at ease. Compared with the previous unreliable goalkeepers, Van der Sar is still very good at making a move.

But a goalkeeper in Van der Sar may not be able to play a decisive role.

So when the team's strength should decline, why did Manchester United's performance improve?

The answer lies in Vardy's return!

Returning from Everton King with the honor of the Premier League silver boots, Vardy quickly gained a foothold at Manchester United and performed more and more outstandingly. He ranked first in the scorer list with 16 Premier League goals, surpassing Arsenal's top Henry and assists were only less than Fabregas.

Without Vardy's goals and assists, Manchester United would probably be difficult to catch up with Chelsea even in the top four of the Premier League.

effort!

struggle!
Chapter completed!