Chapter 264
Valdy and Kisti hugged, but the Gunners fans were not that friendly, booing.
Even the referee couldn't stand the behavior of giving up all kinds of food, and came over to ask Vardy to return to the court to continue the game.
"I'll wait for your call!" Kisti whispered in Valdy's ear.
Vardy smiled and nodded, waved her hand, said goodbye to the goddess, and returned to the field again.
The teammates were all shocked at Vardy, and they never expected that this funny guy would quietly win the goddess Kisti of the nation.
"How did you get together with my goddess?"
"Hurry up and explain, or I will kill you!"
"My goddess, today I have to duel with you!"
The teammates' reactions were all excited, just as Vardy made them green. Who doesn't have a beautiful fantasy about the beauty?
And in the end, Rooney's words almost broke down!
"Can I exchange female companions with you?"
Vardy raised his middle finger at Rooney without hesitation - you uncle!
But Vardy would not tell a few animals that Kisti was the ugly woman they assigned to Vardy when they played the wretched game, otherwise these animals would have been ashamed to hang themselves.
At this time, Arsenal players were furious as they watched Vardy get angry. Not only did they score a funny goal, but they were with the Popular Goddess, how could they feel?
Who doesn’t want to leave a good impression in front of the goddess? The goddess finally came to watch the football on site. Even to watch Vardy, there was no foot that could not be dug down, only a hoe that could not be swung well. Perhaps the goddess might be interested in herself even if she saw that she performed well!
But this bastard Vardy scored just like that, he was flirting with the goddess while stepping on their bodies!
It would be strange if they don’t get angry!
Perhaps Premier League stars are very attractive to female young models on the outside. A large number of women flock to the top of their fingers, making you feel comfortable.
So there is nothing short of women in Premier League stars!
But women always have to talk about quality, not being as good as a goddess, not being as attractive as a goddess, any normal man will definitely know how to choose between the two.
There is no doubt that Kisty is their out of reach, but now the goddess is in the arms of others.
It would be strange if they could still give Vardy a good face at this time!
However, Vardy doesn't care about other people's opinions. Anyway, he is already recognized as a big joke. Is there anything more unacceptable than this?
After the game started again, Arsenal launched a frantically offensive against Manchester United.
In Vardi's view, the Gunners may not only be because they are behind in the score, but also because the goddess throws her arms into her...
Why did Vardy think so?
The reason is very simple!
In just a few minutes, even though Vardy was in a defensive position, he was still knocked several times by the Gunners players intentionally or unintentionally. Even Fabregas, who was just like Lin Daiyu, seemed to have a Snickers in the advertisement, and even criticized herself several times!
If it were someone else, Vardy might not have any objection. After all, everyone is on their own, so how can they not let others vent?
But if it were Fabregas, Vardy would be unhappy!
You guy has such a serious Oedipus complex. If you don’t go to chat with the aunt, why do you have any ideas about Kisty?
Uh, Valdy suddenly was stunned, as if he had a little mistaken about Fabregas.
Kisty is 26 years old today. Although she is still at the golden age of a woman, she is also an absolute elder sister for Fabregas, who is just 18 years old. In this way, it seems that it is not surprising that this guy has ideas about Kisty.
However, Arsenal's fierce attack made Manchester United quite unbearable. After scoring the goal, it was inevitable that it was a little loose and almost couldn't stand it.
When Arsenal forgets to abandon their figure in a gorgeous way, the attack power they can exert is simply unimaginable.
In the 31st minute of the first half, Fletcher's defense at the front of the penalty area was shot after a blast, and the ball flew out of the baseline against the left post;
In the 33rd minute, the Gunners made a comeback. Lyonberg's cross was cleared by Ferdinand. Gilberto Silva grabbed the second landing point and directly volleyed, but the sudden shot was resolved by Van der Sar;
In the 34th minute, Henry broke through the defense continuously from the left and made an inward cut shot, but the rotation arc was not in place, and he hit the right post and bounced out;
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Arsenal's fierce attack made Manchester United in a mess, and the three midfielders were exhausted, but it was still difficult to improve the passive situation.
Even Vardy received a yellow card because of his excessive defensive action. It is conceivable how tragic the scene was.
No one dares to say that Arsenal can be completely defended, even Chelsea’s steel defense line may not be able to do it.
Finally, Manchester United conceded the goal.
In the last moment of the first half, Xiaofa still stepped forward and broke through the goal of Van der Sar's hand with a long shot.
After scoring the goal, the referee quickly blew the whistle to end the first half, and the two teams returned to the locker room with a score of 1:1.
This goal hit Manchester United's morale a lot, and he lost the ball in the end in stoppage time, and his luck was really bad.
However, this goal also ignited Manchester United's fighting will.
Why are we going to be beaten by you!
Who is better than who?
Even if this is Highbury, if you want to win, we will make you pay the most painful price!
Looking at the players' heads, Ferguson knew that he didn't need to turn on the hair dryer anymore.
Sure enough, at the beginning of the second half, Manchester United turned against the appearance of a small surrender in the first half and launched a fierce attack on Arsenal, almost caught Arsenal off guard.
Wenger didn't expect that Manchester United would dare to attack. You should know that throughout the first half, Manchester United even had a handful of counterattacks. Are they not afraid of the defensive line being blown up?
But it is precisely because of this idea that Arsenal was beaten in a mess and Manchester United almost took the lead again.
Ferguson had to start dispatching troops. Although the players on the field were very good at fighting, the midfield configuration was not creative at all, and it was difficult to form a continuous suppression of the offense.
So the old Lord waved his hand, Giggs and Scholes came on the court at the same time, replacing Fletcher and Park Ji-sung, ready to fight to the death.
The effect of substitution was immediate. Manchester United's midfield control suddenly rose to a higher level, and Arsenal, who began to gradually stabilize his position, started an offensive battle.
Such a fierce and exciting game is what fans want to watch the most.
During the attack on the position, Vardy wanted to habitually withdraw from the outside of the penalty area to ambush. No matter how bad it is, it is okay, after all, the penalty area is not the range of activities he is good at.
But suddenly I remembered that I still had an iron hairband.
This is not an ordinary decorative headband. This thing can transform into a big iron head and no one can stop it.
Isn’t this the best time to use a headband?
However, the problem is also obvious, how can I take out my hairband in public?
Can I still get out of the game and run to the locker room like last time?
That pure and pure seeks death!
Gripping his teeth and stomping his feet, Vardy directly reached into his pants and pretended to take out his hairband from it. In fact, it was brought out from the system, just to cover up.
When Vardy pulled out something like a rope from his crotch, all the fans who saw this scene were shocked and stunned.
Damn, actually pulling something out from the crotch?
This funny thing is really getting further and further on the road of funny things!
Can anyone stop this funny guy?
And why did you take out the rope?
If the offense is not going well, you have to tie up all the Gunners players?
When Arsenal players saw this scene, they instantly wanted to hide away from Vardy. This funny guy can really do anything on the court.
If you really tie yourself up, Vardy will not be sent off and say it will be unwilling to be embarrassed!
Similarly, Manchester United players were stunned.
You don't feel uncomfortable?
But just as everyone was speculating about Vardy, a rope-like object, Vardy put him on his head in everyone's surprised eyes!
Oh my God, it turned out to be a headband!
Everyone was already amused and crying. This guy actually hid a hairband in his crotch!
The referee didn't know what to say at this time. Obviously, wearing a hairband is within the scope of the rules, and it was not stated that the starting belt cannot be pulled from the crotch...
Well, it’s not that you can’t think about it and want to play bundling, the referee is really afraid that Vardy suddenly gets fucked and makes trouble again.
After putting on the hairband, Vardy looked at the Arsenal generals with malicious intentions.
Are you ready to greet my iron head?
Tremble under my violent header!
At this time, the fans in front of the TV were almost happy. They were clearly playing seriously, but Vardy suddenly came out to release poison, which was really caught off guard!
"My brother is so awesome, he actually hides in his crotch. Is it so comfortable?"
"You can hide your headband today, and you can hide your gun tomorrow. I seem to have seen such a picture. Vardy was still playing hard the ball one second ago, and the next second he took out the gun from his crotch and killed the disobedient opponent. Of course, the one who was killed may also be the referee!"
"The drug dealer/drug group should learn from Valdi, this is a good way!"
"This is a smelly headband, I think no one should be within three meters of Vardy in a while!"
"I don't even hold the wall when I masturbate, I just accept this funny guy, Vardy!"
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In fact, Vardy had seen someone do this in his previous life.
Although he couldn't remember which season it was, and even more so who it was, he remembered very clearly that a funny guy took out a Christmas hat from his crotch after scoring the goal, and put it on his head to celebrate the goal, because it happened to be Christmas!
Compared to hiding a Christmas hat in the crotch, hiding a headband is obviously too pediatric, so Vardy expressed his calmness in the face of everyone who was about to laugh crazy!
Chapter completed!