Chapter 274 I may have been hypnotized by Vardy
With Vardy's two shots and one pass, Manchester United took away a victory from the Maine Road Stadium, a victory with a good result but relatively difficult process.
Although the Derby battle itself has attracted much attention, after the game, this game exploded across the world football world.
Who would have thought that a border lie down and sleep in the process of law enforcement so openly?
If it was an amateur league or just a wild ball, it would feel a bit incredible, let alone the Premier League, which is the most concerned league in the world?
Is this the Premier League version of Sleeping Beauty?
Of course, Vardy imitated the lineman to celebrate the goal while sleeping, which also made the fans very happy. Some media even put photos of the two of them together to let everyone play the game "Everyone comes to find fault" together.
Anyway, for fans, passionate games are needed and happy games are also needed. Whenever there is an accident in a game with Vardy, they will put the pot on Vardy's head, which is similar to the later "It's all Benzema".
Vardy is really not innocent. If it were other incidents, Vardy might have called injustice, but this time the referee was really knocked down by him with a hypnosis card. He knew that he was in the wrong, so Vardy didn't explain at all!
In addition, the saying that Vardy is a hypnotist has also become popular, and he has hypnotized both Ronaldo and the lineman. Vardy has no ability.
Many people suddenly realized that no wonder Vardy has so many female companions, and there must be hypnosis in it.
Just go and chat with me and then take hypnosis. What is the difference between this and picking up a corpse?
So many female celebrities joked when interviewed: If one day sees her and Valdy together, please save her, because she may not be willing, but hypnotized.
Of course, there are also many girls who complain about why Vardy doesn’t hypnotize them? They warmly welcome them. Even if they don’t hypnotize, they are willing to be with Vardy...
After the matter became more and more intense, Vardy even received invitations from many programs to perform hypnosis on TV shows.
Vardy was also a little speechless, it was such a sin!
Kisty also called Vardy to joke with him: "Did you use hypnosis on me at that time? Otherwise, why would I have an intimate relationship with you?"
Valdy curled her lips, and what appeared in her mind was the super ugly image of Kisty who was dressed up, and she suddenly felt chills in her heart.
"You are so embarrassed to say that I also said you hypnotized me. With your image at that time, 99 of you could scare away 100 men, and the last one was still a blind man!"
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The FA is also in a mess, with the hottest league in the world and countless fans, but corrupt institutions like the FA are always criticized for their various unprofessional and cheating policies, and this time is no exception.
What a fantasy thing that the linebacker in law enforcement can actually fall asleep on the sidelines. It actually appeared in the Premier League game, which is ridiculous!
In order to reduce the adverse effects of the matter, the FA immediately announced that the linebacker would be suspended for life, and his referee's career would be completely over.
"We are also surprised and shocked about such a thing. After investigation, this lineman was a "temporary worker". The lineman who was originally arranged to be hospitalized for a sudden illness, so he temporarily replaced the law enforcement game. We will strengthen management and prevent such incidents from happening again."
The FA held a press conference, announced the results of the handling, and found an excuse that looked very good and reasonable.
Vardy was also very amused. It turned out that this is how the "temporary worker" meme came about!
OK, FA, you won!
The public opinion was in full swing for two days and could not be curbed at all, but the public's attention was diverted because of the occurrence of another incident.
If this matter has nothing to do with the FA, then the FA should feel very grateful that someone has come forward to help them attract firepower. But now it seems that this matter has a lot to do with the FA, so the FA really wants to cry without tears.
In history, England coach Eriksen's famous "Chief's Gate" broke out!
The specific process is very complicated. Simply put, a reporter pretended to be an Arab rich man and deceived Erikson and said he wanted to acquire Aston Villa and would hire Erikson to coach with the world's highest salary. As a result, the naive Erikson was fooled.
Facts have proved that not everyone can remain indifferent in the face of high salaries, and the word "high salaries" also blinds their original rationality.
Under the influence of alcohol, Erikson was already fantasizing about this beautiful picture, and his mouth gradually became unable to control it.
Just like in his previous life, Erikson evaluated his national team members in very derogatory language:
Ferdinand is a big lazy person;
Irving was fond of money and went to Newcastle for money;
Rooney has bad tutoring;
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What made Vardy even more incredible was that he was actually the one who was evaluating him.
"Vardy is a funny guy who runs fast. Of course, sometimes running fast has to be said to be an advantage. If you can afford the transfer fee, it is indeed a good idea to bring him to Vera. At least he can bring a funny atmosphere to Vera Park Stadium and be a mascot is also excellent!"
It is the most suitable to describe the Chiefs' Sect.
Originally, Erikson, a Swedish, was regarded as the savior of the England national team and was highly respected, but now he is about to be flooded by the saliva of the entire country.
Erikson was extremely embarrassed. When public opinion was noisy, he was busy calling the players one by one to apologize.
Vardy also received a call, but he didn't say anything more than a word. Vardy was very clear about the development of the follow-up matters. Even if Eriksen could stay in office, he would definitely get out after the World Cup, so Vardy didn't have to pretend to cater to Eriksen at all.
The FA is also busy putting out the fire and publicly stated that it will continue to support Erikson. This is good news for Erikson. Even if everyone criticizes him, at least he does not need to worry about unemployment at the moment.
This is indeed a very serious problem. With his current reputation as a stinking street, if he gets off from the position of coach of the England national team, he won’t have to think about having a new job in a short period of time!
This is really a ill-fated English coach. After the "zipper door", the more explosive "Chief's Door" comes, which fully proves the famous saying that conforms to Mazhe's theory - you will not die if you don't commit suicide.
Some people have low IQ, some have low EQ, and of course, some have low IQ and EQ, and Erikson is obviously a typical representative of this type of person.
Being deceived by a reporter shows that his IQ is very low, which is definitely a great humiliation.
But this is not the end. After proving that he has low IQ, this guy insists on labeling himself with low EQ.
The English coach made a fuss, accusing several Premier League clubs of corruption and illegal black gold during player transfers. This statement directly tarnished the purity of the Premier League.
Some things are hidden in the shadows and have nothing to do with the overall situation, so no one cares about them, but this unspoken rule does exist.
Everyone plays this way, the rules of the game are like this, and no one needs to hold on to anyone’s braids. It’s great that everyone is at peace!
But Eriksen insisted on breaking the matter out and making it known to everyone in the world. This undoubtedly made many people deserving of bad reputations and smearing their image.
If this is just a few phenomena, it may be irrelevant, but this is the unspoken rule of the entire Premier League. There is no difference between Eriksen and poking a hornet's nest.
If only the "Chief's Gate" was revealed, then Erikson might have a glimmer of hope to save it, but now the "Black Golden Gate" is out, it is equivalent to Erikson's self-destruction from England.
Public opinion caused an uproar, and the fans were also indignant. When the facts were exposed and placed in front of them, who could be willing to be deceived?
Now, even if the FA wants to protect Erikson, they can no longer do it. On the contrary, they have already hated Erikson to the core. Even if they have the ability to protect Erikson, they will not lend a helping hand.
Everything is caused by the Swedes. With this criminal record, I am afraid that Swedes will cross the street wherever they go.
Soon, the FA held a press conference and announced the FA's decision.
With the contract shortened with Eriksen, the Swedes will continue to sit in the position of coach of the England national team until the end of the World Cup, and then get out of here.
There is no way. Although most people hope to let the Swedes get out immediately, there is less than half a year before the World Cup. Changing the coach at this time is definitely a taboo for military strategists.
How many months will it take to choose a handsome guy?
It will take several months for the team to adapt to the new coach's style of playing?
It may even be until the start of the World Cup that the English national team has not completed the running-in yet. Then go to the World Cup to play soy sauce?
Although Erikson seems to be not very good at present, he still has the ability to lead the team. Moreover, under his control, England has already become relatively mature in playing style. Maybe he can do something in the World Cup!
As soon as the press conference was held, England internationals expressed their forgiveness for Erikson. Obviously this was under pressure, and there was no need to have a quarrel with Erikson at this time. After all, he still had to lead the team in the World Cup, so it would be bad to wear small shoes for yourself at that time.
Vardy did not show any performance. He did not want to have too deep relationships with Eriksen, nor did he want to have too deep conflicts with him. The Swedes were destined to be just a passerby in his career, and there was no need to have too much anxiety with a passerby.
Even though Eriksen still holds the power of life and death in the national team, his status has already plummeted, and Valdy will not worry that he can make things difficult for him.
Chapter completed!