291 Fluffy Head
efficiency!
A term that has always been throughout Vardy's career!
If you have to add a certain attribution before it, then "terrible" is not enough, and you also need to add "terror".
Last season, Vardy's goal efficiency was better than Europe, leaving behind eight major roads. Although this season has declined slightly, it is still not to let the world go.
In Everton, Vardy is the absolute arrow figure of the Toffees counterattack tactic. The bonus of tactics and Vardy's super personal combat ability allow Vardy to maintain super high goal efficiency in counterattacks.
After coming to Manchester United, because of the strength of his teammates, Vardy did not need to fight so alone. In many cases, Vardy did not need to solve the problem by himself, which would inevitably lead to his goal efficiency decline.
But even so, Vardy's efficiency remains at a daunting level.
Rotation, substitute, and suspension, Vardy must have at least 500 minutes of playing time less than other strikers who have maintained full attendance. If Vardy can play in these 500 minutes and can maintain his current goal efficiency, then his number of goals will be added at least five.
Another even more amazing thing is that Vardy has never taken a penalty in the league since his debut.
Of Henry's 21 goals, two were penalty kicks, Darren Bent had 3 penalty kicks, and as for Lampard, there were more, 4!
If Manchester United's penalty can also be taken by Vardy, then Vardy's goals will not exceed the sky!
This is the answer given by an 18-year-old superstar in his second season of his career, and the answer that everyone envies.
Many people have already felt sad for Henry. This is really an era where people want to cry.
As a super shooter who has been famous for a long time and has countless glory, it is not surprising that Henry won the Premier League Golden Boot. On the contrary, if not, everyone will be surprised.
But now Vardy's emergence makes everything sad and ridiculous.
The world's top striker Henry is going to compete with a young boy for the Golden Boot, which is ridiculous in itself.
If he wins, Henry will not show his face, because it will make people feel that he is not good at winning;
If you lose, you will be so embarrassing!
Vardy is simply unreasonable to play!
As a young man, shouldn’t we make progress little by little according to the process of youth training camp - reserve team - marginal team - substitute - important rotation - main striker - top scorer?
Why did Vardy skip all the deadly steps in the middle and become the top scorer in the team, and can compete with Henry, the God of Strike list?
Using the identity of a newcomer and top-notch strength to compete for the Golden Boot, Vardy is the black-hearted representative of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger!
Well, although Vardy is not as comprehensive as Henry, this does not mean that Vardy's goal-scoring ability is inferior. The position of the two on the scorer list is a good explanation!
If Vardy's 23 goals and super high goal efficiency still cannot convince the public, and some guys who are used to picking bones in eggs are convinced, then Vardy's loyal fans can use the Champions League to slap in the face.
For the first time participating in a top event like the Champions League, Vardy shocked everyone with her undisputed performance.
He played five times in six group matches, scored six goals, and scored two more goals in two games in the first round of knockout matches. He currently dominates the Champions League scorer list with 8 goals.
This is a list that many people have overlooked before. After all, after the Champions League group stage, many teams will be eliminated. As the Champions League knockout rounds continue, the scorer list will also undergo earth-shaking changes.
But Vardy's 8 goals are already very telling. You should know that behind Vardy are Shevchenko and Ronaldo, who scored 6 goals.
If a player didn't suddenly explode, he would usually win the Champions League Golden Boot with about 10 goals. Even if Manchester United was eliminated by Inter Milan in the quarterfinals, who can guarantee that Vardy would not score two goals in two rounds?
If the halo of the Premier League Golden Boot and the Champions League Golden Boot are shrouded on an 18-year-old striker at the same time, then who can guess how terrifying the teenager can bring to the world football in the future!
Well, the two keywords of the Premier League this season can almost be confirmed.
Chelsea and Vardy!
There is no controversy between the top scorer and the top scorer list, there is only endless topics to talk about.
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Just as the outside world was crazily praising Vardy, Vardy was also planning a new action plan.
The battle with Inter Milan is approaching, and the team atmosphere is a little tense, while Vardy hopes to relieve stress on his teammates in his own way.
"Hey, Leo! Are you planning to change your hairstyle with me?"
At the end of the training, Valdra crossed Ferdinand with a small braid, and said mysteriously.
Ferdinand was stunned and did not react at the first time.
Change your hairstyle?
My slutty little braid still needs to be replaced?
Ferdinand expressed disdain for this, and he believed that there was no better hairstyle in the world than himself!
Of course, he admitted that Vardy's tomato head was very creative, but the thing looked amazing at first glance. It was easy to get aesthetic fatigue over time. It would be better for his own braids and would never go out of date.
"No, my braid is my belief, I will never change my hairstyle casually!" Ferdinand said firmly.
Believe in your sister!
Vardy almost turned on her back, saying as if you hadn't changed your hairstyle!
"A supermodel!"
Vardy stretched out a finger.
Ferdinand's eyes instantly shone with a terrifying light, but after a moment, he shook his head and said, "You know, I can't be..."
"Two supermodels!" Before Ferdinand could finish speaking, Vardy had already interrupted what he said.
Ferdinand's eyes were wide open and full of desire, but his expression was still struggling.
"There can't be more than three supermodels!"
"make a deal!"
Ferdinand decisively clapped Vardy with high fives, for fear that Vardy would go back on his word.
Vardy smiled slightly and expressed his satisfaction.
In the Premier League, there is nothing that a supermodel cannot solve. If there are, then there are only three, and there is no shortage of money!
I took Ferdinand to the styling studio. This was Vardy's visit.
"Come on, give us two perm heads, very small rolls, and after finishing the shape, they exploded their heads, completely fluffy!"
Vardy gave the stylist unceremoniously, saying that they were already familiar with each other and could not be more familiar with each other.
That's right, the effect Vardy wanted was the puffy heads of Fellaini and David Louis later.
It took several months to leave your hair long before you met the standard. Vardy naturally couldn't waste it. As for Ferdinand, this guy's hair was much longer than Vardy.
"Puffy head?"
Ferdinand expressed his confusion and did not react immediately.
"All right, you will see it when it's done. Be obedient now!" Vardy sat on the chair, afraid that Ferdinand would regret it.
Of course, as an attractive condition, how could Ferdinand go back on his word?
After a few hours, the perming ended. After washing the hair, after a blow of the air duct, two stunning puffed heads emerged.
"I'll go, just like the Lion King, are you going to turn into Valdera for me?"
That’s right, once Colombian star Valdera Ma was a head-on and was nicknamed the Golden Retriever King!
This hairstyle is terrifying!
Vardy ignored Ferdinand, looking at his look in the mirror, and expressed his satisfaction.
Football and fashion are never separated, and top stars are often the guides of fashion trends. This is actually not much different from those film and television stars.
For those superstars, if you haven't changed your style for two months, you will be embarrassed to go out and say hello to others. Many people spend even longer on dressing up than training.
Vardy has actually made up his mind to be a trend guide, and it has been quite effective at present.
From the leader of Shamatt, to the skinheads and the fruit legion, and then the headband, Vardy has made several styles popular in the head shape alone.
However, as a person who carries on the past and opens up the future, he feels that what he has done is far from enough, and he even feels guilty of his identity as a reborn person.
He had planned his hair for a long time, so he had been wearing hair for so long. As for why he had to pull Ferdinand, isn’t there a missionary system waiting for him to develop and go offline? Another important factor is that only Ferdinand’s hair is long enough.
C Luo is always delicate and shiny short hair;
Fletcher's style remains unchanged for years and has a cleansing, cuts and blowing;
Alan Smith also needs his white hair to show his fierceness. If he has a puffy head, it would be too kawaii;
As for Rooney, it would be nice if he didn't lose his hair, and you still expect him to be able to perm his hair...
Of course, Vardy also prepared a gift for Rooney, a gift with a double meaning.
Vardy was very satisfied with his new look. Although Ferdinand was a little awkward at the beginning, he looked at it too much and thought it was pretty good. It was fluffy and very fun. Touching his hair was as fluffy as touching a puppy.
The next day, when Vardy and Ferdinand came to the training base with a large puffy head, Carrington was about to explode.
The teammates looked at them as if they were looking at aliens, and they were so thunderous that they were so harsh that they were so tender that they were so tender that they were so angry that they were so tender that they were so angry that they were so angry that they were so angry that they were so angry that they were so angry that they were so angry that they were so angry that they were so angry that they were so angry that they were so angry that they were so angry that they were so angry that they were so angry that they were so angry that they were so angry that
This style is so sharp and very eye-catching, but it looks a bit eye-catching!
Needless to say, this must be Vardy's idea. This guy is a cross-border expert and the best in the football circle. This puffy head like a Lion King was definitely planned by him.
Well, Vardy is funny, you can forgive any absurd things you do, but why do you Ferdinand coax it?
Isn't it good to keep your little braid?
Don’t you think that your face looks bigger, longer and more swollen?
There is really no one else in this aesthetic!
Chapter completed!