Although Ronaldo and Rooney also joined the ranks of collecting coins, they did not know what Vardy's purpose was?

"If you want to pick up coins for Mao? It's better to pick up soap!"

Vardy said without raising her head: "I am collecting evidence, do you know? Barcelona is just waiting to be punished by UEFA!"

Ronaldo and Rooney looked up at Vardy speechlessly. How did your brain circuit grow?

The whole world saw Barcelona fans throwing coins down. Do you think UEFA dares to cover up Barcelona with your eyes open?

If you are so mentally retarded, you are slandering all the funny things!

In fact, Vardy is not for this little money. He just wants to deliberately disgust Barcelona. When the game is over, he will donate all these coins to community welfare institutions, making Barcelona shameless!

However, looking at the coins in the bag, Vardy couldn't help but sigh, Catalans are so stingy!

Euro coins can be found in eight denominations of 1 euro to 2 euros. Coins with a denomination of 1 minute, 2 minute and 5 cents can basically not do anything, and they are all considered to be important in their pockets.

I thought the very wealthy Catalans threw coins downwards of 2 euros, but I didn't expect that most of them were all tiny!

Let’s share your changes to exchange for them!

Well, mosquito legs are also fleshy, so don’t dislike them!

Of course, there are not only coins on the ground, but also key chains and other debris. There are also rich people throwing their phones down. It’s just that Nokia seems to be like bricks, and they really have to bear it!

Vardy didn't care about that much, and he pulled it into the bag and donated it together at that time. Nokia was still quite valuable at this time!

I'll go!

You all threw this thing down, and I was drunk too!

Vardy was holding a small bag of Durex in his hand and was speechless. Do you think this thing can kill me?

Ronaldo and Rooney smiled heartlessly when they saw Vardy's embarrassing appearance.

And when the fans in front of the TV saw this scene, they were about to squirt.

"Looking at Vardy's weird expression, I think there must be a girl going to be unlucky tonight!"

"Look at if there is any contact information on Durex. I think this must be the way a girl deliberately seduces Vardy!"

"But why do I think it's a big bearded man?"

"No one should steal my Vardy..."

The referee was really a little embarrassed, so he came over and asked the three of them to play the game speechlessly. The whole world is waiting for you, so you don’t feel embarrassed?

Vardy threw the bag on the bench and smashed Brown with a flowery face.

Everyone was defeated by Vardy's funny guy, and it was almost forgotten that this was the Champions League final.

But at the beginning of the second half, Vardy gave Barcelona a wake-up call and almost killed Barcelona!

After the kick-off, Barcelona attacked Manchester United's goal, but was intercepted by Manchester United's midfielder and hit Barcelona's backcourt with a long pass. There, Vardy and Ronaldo had already started sprinting.

This is Manchester United's standard counterattack routine. Manchester United fans in the stands shouted wildly, as if the goal could come at any time.

Valdy dribbled Oleg with constant speed and killed the penalty area. In front of him, only Valdes, who seemed to be in a panic.

Who can stop Vardy?

Can you still count on Valdy to think about life?

All Barcelona fans have covered their eyes in despair and dared not see the upcoming tragedy.

But at this moment, Vardy suddenly seemed to be blocked by an invisible wall and hit him hard. He was stunned for a moment and started to mix garlic under his feet. Finally, Valdes, who was overjoyed, dissolved his unsolvable single sword.

Everyone was stunned and looked at Vardy incredibly. What's going on with this funny guy?

I saw Vardy covering his eyes with both hands, as if something had burned, and even shed tears?

Oh my God, is it a laser pointer?

Manchester United fans booed everywhere, Barcelona is too shameless, and various means are emerging one after another.

But Barcelona fans said they were innocent and we promised not to use laser pens!

At this time, the TV broadcast finally captured a picture, which also unraveled the real reason for Vardy's sudden collapse.

Just behind the Barcelona goal, when Vardy was about to score a single goal just now, a fat girl who weighed more than 500 pounds and felt so fat that she was about to get oil suddenly turned around and took off her pants. The terrifying scene suddenly burned Vardy's eyes.

It was as if Vardy collapsed instantly when he saw the butt of the Japanese sumo wrestler's door curtain. He couldn't stop vomiting. He felt strong disgusted and his eyes were irritated. Not to mention a single knife, his legs were about to cramp.

He really didn't expect Barcelona fans to use this method to disgust him. Not to mention anything else, he would go to the bed sheets with the beauty in the future. When this scene appeared in his mind, how could he become hard?

This is to ruin the rhythm of your sexual happiness!

As soon as this scene appeared on the TV screen, the director who was not able to react had no time to play mosaics, and instantly the fans watching the game around the world collapsed.

Half of the fans rushed into the toilet and vomited, while half of the fans suppressed their vomiting and cursed, feeling as if the whole world was in riot.

According to incomplete statistics, after this Champions League final, the global Viagra sales increased by 5 times, and millions of male fans felt that they could not stand up...

Of course, Vardy's sudden collapse was understood. If anyone else had no way to look at this terrible scene.

All of a sudden, this terrifyingly fat girl became a hero of Barcelona. Her role alone is as good as Barcelona's entire defense line and goalkeeper.

Yes, the entire Barcelona defense line failed to defend Manchester United, goalkeeper Valdes' legs were weak, and they were useless in the face of the sprinting Valdes.

But the fat girl let Vardy's counterattack be wasted by herself, and seeing her embarrassed look, she may not be able to rush up in the future.

There was an uproar, and such a ridiculous way to save Barcelona, ​​it felt that the whole world was much more funny.

The game was suspended, and Manchester United players found the referee to protest, and the ball could not be played!

If Barcelona plays like this, what else can they play!

The referee was also helpless. If you want to say that this is definitely not a foul, he didn't rush into the stadium and ran naked. Do you have to worry about him?

In fact, let alone Manchester United players, even Barcelona players dare not watch it. It's so terrifying.

After finally starting the game again, Vardy felt that he was about to collapse.

Barcelona is so vicious that they can't defend themselves, so they actually use this method to insult themselves.

What kind of hatred or grudge?

If you are funny, you will be discriminated against?

I felt like I had suffered 10,000 critical damage in my heart and could no longer be mighty.

"You can rush forward this time!" Vardy said weakly to Ronaldo.

And the answer to him was Ronaldo's head that was shaking like a rattle.

The fat girl is still behind Barcelona goal. You can imagine how she will deal with Valdi when Manchester United attacks next time.

When Vardy thought of the greasy picture that wanted to vomit, his legs became weak.

Barcelona, ​​Barcelona, ​​how many deadly weapons do you still have not taken out?

Ferguson was also very scratching his head. Even at his age, he felt that he couldn't stand it, let alone the young man Vardy?

Vardy gritted her teeth and said, this was not the first half, there was no chance to exchange venues anymore, no matter how fat you were, you would have to go!

Taking advantage of the time when Manchester United was disgusted, Barcelona launched a fierce attack. Ronaldo showed his power and threatened the Manchester United goal several consecutive breakthroughs. Van der Sar stood in front of the goal and received a high and low block, becoming the busiest person on the court.

Seeing that the pressure from the rear was getting stronger and stronger, Vardy knew that he could not continue sleepwalking and quietly began to swim near the center line. He targeted Barcelona midfielder Van Bomel.

Barcelona's usual lineup is 433. Currently, the Portuguese midfielder Deco is the Portuguese midfielder who has a embarrassed face and is unrivaled.

Harvey is just the younger brother around Deko now, but Harvey just returned due to injury. To be safe, Rijkald did not send him on the court.

The other two midfielders are Dutch star Van Bomel and Brazilian star Ed Milson.

Van Bomel is both offensive and defensive. When he played for Eindhoven, he was the team's midfield core. However, after coming to Barcelona, ​​he knew that his skills could not beat others, so he simply focused on defense.

At least for now, he is definitely the weakest part of Barcelona's midfield skills and the one that is most likely to be used by Vardy.

Deco passed the ball to Van Bomel, and Van Bomel usually won't let the football stay at his feet. He always gets the ball quickly. Vardy is waiting for an opportunity to let him hit the ball with one blow.

He shook a look at Ronaldo, Ronaldo understood in seconds and rushed towards Deco who was holding the ball. As a teammate of the national team, Ronaldo is still very familiar with Deco.

At the same time, Scholes behind him also accelerated and rushed towards Edmilson, intending to kill Deco's pass point.

When Deco had no way to pass forward, he could only come back to his senses and pass the ball to Van Bomel, who was dragging behind, and then quickly run and prepare to respond.

But at this moment, no one expected that Vardy rushed out like a cheetah and came from the side. Amid everyone's screams, a deadly flying tackle directly cut off the ball under Van Bommel's feet.

This incident caught Barcelona off guard. Deco and Edmilson were stunned for a moment before they went to grab the ball. As for Van Bomel, he was directly led down by Vardy and had no chance to fight back.

Vardy jumped up from the ground, and ran forward desperately without even slapping the grass clippings on her butt. Scholes got the ball first, without waiting, and passed it straight to Vardy's front, and passed through two Manchester United centre-backs like a scalpel.

Amid the shouts of Manchester United fans, Vardy spared the two central defenders' closing goal, and caught up with the ball to form a one-on-one force. When the two central defenders wanted to turn around and chase, they found that Vardy had already dribbled into the penalty area, so they could only sigh in vain.

Fat girl!

Fat girl!
Chapter completed!