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Chapter 384 I don't want to teach you such a stupid person

Vardy knew that the system would not make it so easy for him to take advantage of loopholes, but fortunately he was prepared for a second-hand move.

Manchester United, who had already led the ball in the first half, slowed down the pace, controlled the game, and tried not to give Tottenham a chance to counterattack, so the first half ended like this!

Manchester United players walked back to the locker room talking and laughing, waiting for Ferguson's instructions to the second half, but no matter what, the chance of winning this game is already quite high.

Ferguson talked eloquently for a long time, such as paying attention to controlling the rhythm and increasing the intensity of midfield pressing, but even Ferguson himself believed that Manchester United should win.

"Jamie, I will give you 25 minutes of performance in the second half, and I will replace you after that!"

In the first round of the Champions League group stage in the next game, Ferguson wants to keep his strength for the Champions League match.

But after saying that, after not seeing Valdy agree for a long time, Ferguson couldn't help but get angry.

If I replace you, you will be unhappy. Is it a little bit?

However, Ferguson looked around but did not notice Vardy, but only stared at a group of Manchester United players.

Where did Vardy go?

Such questions flashed through everyone's heart.

Lost?

Or were you lost in Old Trafford?

By the way, Vardy seemed to have had the experience of being left on the road by a bus. Isn’t this a replica?

But this is Old Trafford, how could Valdy get lost?

Not to mention Ferguson, even the Manchester United players were a little stunned and couldn't help but mutter, wouldn't Valdy do anything again?

In fact, they were really thinking too much!

Vardy did not go into the locker room with them at all, but stayed on the bench.

He had long expected that the system was not so easy to pass, so he simply prepared two plans.

The first human bowling ball was performed on the stadium and it was proved that it did not count, so Vardy could only use his final move. If this doesn't work, then he had to make a good sense of the system theory.

Pulling out a black plastic bag from the corner of the bench, Vardy walked to the open space in front of the bench while opening the bag.

At this time, the TV broadcast was broadcasting advertisements, so the fans in front of the TV could not see Vardy's actions.

But the fans in the stands at Old Trafford Stadium could see clearly what Vardy was going to do?

Vardy opened the bag in two seconds and took out a set of things inside at everyone's attention.

The cameras on the scene immediately captured the lens and presented it on the large screen of the stadium, and then the fans saw it clearly.

What is this?

Children's bowling balls sold in toy stores?

I saw Vardy unpacking the packaging, put the bottle in the form of a regular bowling ball, then turned his head back with the ball in his arms, walked for more than ten steps before stopping.

The fans watched the scene in amazement, and they really didn't know what Vardy was going to do.

It seems like I want to play children's bowling like a child, but this is too funny, right?

During the game, after Vardy scored, he had already pulled his teammates to bowl once, and it was a human bowling ball, which was very considerate.

This is a new masterpiece in Valdi's series of celebrating goals. It can be foreseeable that it will be played countless times later to make people laugh.

But what does it mean to place your toys here now?

Haven't played enough on the court, so keep playing off the court?

This gives people the feeling that the top F1 driver had just galloped on the track to win the championship, but after the game he got on the children's car and was playing with happiness.

No matter what the fans think, he has been trained by the system to be extremely thick-skinned. This is really a pediatrician!

The slutty bag was posing, and Vardy threw the ball out in front of everyone, as if she was really in the bowling field.

Come on, all!

But the next second, Vardy immediately had a constipated expression on his face, and was embarrassed to death amid the laughter of the fans of the audience.

At such a close distance, Vardy missed it and didn't touch a single ball!

This... mistake, mistake, I just slid my hand.

Scratching his head, Vardy walked over and picked up the ball in great depression, returned to the spot, preparing to do it again.

Although the system prompted that the task had been completed, Vardy felt that it would be too embarrassing if the game ended!

My lifelong reputation!

Even if you don’t know how to play regular bowling, if you can’t do this kind of children’s toy, you might as well find a piece of tofu to kill you.

When posing in the shape, Vardy's expression on her face became much more serious this time.

Let you go!

Vardy's eyes went from being extremely expectant to being extremely disappointed, and with the fans' laughter, Vardy was already crying without tears.

Why is this so difficult?

Come again!

Come again!

Come again!

Vardy challenged his patience again and again, but the blue veins on his forehead became more and more obvious with the embarrassing results again and again.

Vardy was able to throw the ball and touch the ball bottle. There was even one ball bottle that didn't fall once, but Vardy pursued everything!

"I take back my words. He is not a bowler who has been delayed by football. If he really goes to bowl, he may have starved to death now!"

"Obviously, Vardy's feet are more flexible than their hands. It is conceivable that when you are at home, Vardy must have eaten with her feet!"

"From this technique, it's not as good as my grandson!"

"Vardy doesn't have to play in the second half, just play bowling here. I swear, I will definitely not watch the game, I will watch Vardy bowling specifically. It's so interesting!"

Just when Vardy was about to die of embarrassment, Manchester United players walked out of the locker room.

They knew that if Vardy hadn't returned to the locker room, they must have gone to make trouble, but what they didn't expect was that they actually saw such a funny scene.

You can think of it when playing children's bowling on the court.

Ferguson covered his face and was really unwilling to say that he knew Vardy. Whenever Vardy made a second mistake, he hoped that time would return to the moment he brought Vardy to Manchester United. If he could make a new choice, he would definitely not want Vardy.

Of course, there must be normal people in Manchester United, and their expressions are similar to Ferguson. Don’t forget that more than a season is enough for Vardy to turn many originally normal people into second-class people, not to mention that Manchester United originally had many second-class people...

"You idiot, let go, let me get everything for you!" Rooney rushed over with interest and snatched the ball from Vardy's hand.

But before Rooney could make a comeback, Ronaldo stood in front of Rooney.

"I'll come first. I'm an amateur bowler and I'm almost able to play professional games. Let me demonstrate the correct way of playing for you first!"

Ronaldo and Rooney started fighting without giving in to each other, but don't forget that the fisherman was profitable when neither of them noticed that the ball fell to the ground, Ferdinand had already picked up the ball and started playing first.

The Manchester United fans in the stands were almost laughing crazy. Looking at the following two guys, it was more interesting than watching comedy. Every Manchester United game made them laugh from ear to ear.

It turns out that it was not that Vardy had poor skills, but that the turf affected his performance. At least Ferdinand's performance was not much better than him!

At this moment, a young fan was suddenly held by his father and put down the stands, walked into the court, and ran to the Manchester United bench.

Picking up the bowling ball, under the gaze of all the fans of the stadium, he reached the position where Vardy, Ferdinand and others started to throw the ball just now, turned around and shrugged at Vardy and others, as if saying: Let me demonstrate it to you.

Then, in an extremely standard posture, he threw the ball on the ground, and the ball rolled at high speed and headed straight for the standing ball bottle.

Bolu...bang...bang...bang...bang...

All in!

The little boy spread his palms, as if celebrating victory, and his proud expression made Vardy feel better than he was.

Manchester United fans couldn't help but cheer and laugh from the bottom of their hearts, which was so interesting.

Let you make you funny and make you make you mess up!

This time, I've been taught to be a human being by a child!

Vardy and Ferdinand were very embarrassed, but they were just a joke, so it didn't matter whether they were embarrassed or not.

The two looked at each other, nodded at the same time, turned around, and lay directly on the ground to worship the child.

It happened that the TV broadcast camera was switched to the venue at this time and the scene was directly included.

The commentator was completely stunned. Without any previous and subsequent texts, he didn't understand what this meant.

How did Vardy and Ferdinand worship a little boy? Is this little boy the incarnation of God?

The fans in front of the TV were even more confused. What did these two guys commit this time?

After enough trouble, Vardy got up and picked up the little boy, walked to the sidelines, trying to hand over the little boy to his father.

"Your bowling is great. I will ask you for advice when you have time!" Vardy whispered to the little boy in his arms as he walked. Obviously, he was making the boy happy.

But the little boy's answer almost made Vardy fall and chew on shit.

"No, I want to go to kindergarten. I don't have time, and I don't want to teach you such a stupid person!" The little boy thought for a moment, and then said seriously.

Vardy was in tears, this naughty child!

After handing the little boy to his father, Vardy thought for a while, and took off his jersey and put it on the little boy, hoping that this would make him happier.

Back on the bench, Vardy put on another spare jersey to prepare for the game. The task has been completed. Vardy feels relaxed and can start a big kill in the second half!

Just as Manchester United players walked onto the stadium one after another, they suddenly realized that Rooney and Ronaldo were still arguing before the bench.

"I told you that you are a top amateur player. I'll demonstrate first. Just learn something!"

"No, I'll play first. I haven't played with this kind of toy when I was a kid!"

"I haven't played it before, I really want to play it!"

"Then you have to line up, do you understand?"

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Chapter completed!
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