Speaking of which, Rooney really has the meaning of Valdick at Manchester United, after all, he is confident in speaking with big fists.

When a scholar meets a soldier, he can’t explain clearly. This is probably what he means!

However, Vardy was able to firmly take Ronaldo. After all, Ronaldo and Rooney's pursuit is different. Ronaldo wants to follow Beckham's route, and Vardy's traits can help Ronaldo get more attention.

But between Ronaldo and Rooney, Ronaldo is more like a domineering president, and even Vardy can't tell why.

Therefore, Manchester United Trident has a bit of a circular offense and defense.

Seeing Rooney stealing his water bottle and then stuffing her mouth to the end, Vardy had the urge to break up with Rooney.

At that moment, Vardy felt that his facial muscles could no longer move.

That kind of life is beyond desire, that kind of misery and sadness is like a puppet whose life has lost its direction. It is simply the person who hears it and sees it and sheds tears.

Rooney looked at Vardy's miserable look, hugged Vardy's shoulder indifferently, and dragged him onto the field.

"Isn't it just drinking a bottle of water for you? What's the big deal? As for what it seems like my girlfriend was snatched?"

Vardy felt like she wanted to cry.

You are shameless. If you can steal your girlfriend like this, you can spend money to have some fun!

Besides, is this a bottle of water?

Are you paying for my task?

If my ability is really limited because of this, I will fight you desperately when I turn back!

Write your phone on the bathroom door of all gay bars, so that you can meet all the gay gays in England...

However, it was too late to say anything at this time. I was already on the court and I still had to play. I could only consider tasks later.

There is no chance of a dead ball!

Vardy was just irritated because Brown and Rooney had destroyed their mission, and would not have been desperate.

There is no suspense in the outcome of the game, and I scored a goal, as if my only pursuit in this game was to complete the task.

Of course, if you can score another goal, Vardy doesn't mind.

It’s just that time is tight, maybe the old man will replace himself at any time, and Vardy is really anxious.

Just when Vardy was very anxious, another accident occurred on the court, and this accident was the first time Vardy felt that he would not let himself collapse...

There are automatic watering equipment in modern stadiums, which are arranged under the turf. When watering is needed, it will automatically extend out and sprinkle water everywhere.

For some reason, the automatic watering system of Guangming Stadium was suddenly activated. During the game, many probes suddenly stretched out on the field, which were actually the faucets that came out of the water.

So a scene that made people stunned and couldn't help but squirt food appeared. These faucets began to squirt water everywhere. The scene was as leisurely as before the game.

The fans in the stands opened their mouths wide, not knowing whether to boo or hilarious.

The fans in front of the TV were already laughing and slamming the table. This is really a long time to see you. After watching the game for so many years, this is the first time I have seen watering the stadium during the game.

As for the players on both sides, they felt even more confused because of the close contact with the automatic watering system.

What is the situation?

We are still competing here, okay? You actually started watering?

Do you want to be such a spoof?

The referee on duty immediately stopped the game, then ran to the sidelines to negotiate with the fourth official and the stadium staff. Even if the referee was knowledgeable and had grown up, he had never seen such a nonsensical thing.

Vardy was also very thundered. He felt that he was funny enough, but the mountain was still higher than the mountain. At least now he looked at him with admiration.

Suddenly, it seemed like a lightning flash was slashing in his mind, and Vardy was stunned on the spot.

Yes, don’t you have to complete the task?

This automatic watering system is simply a pillow for myself!

Vardy smiled and walked towards the tap closest to him.

The field was so chaotic that no one noticed Vardy's actions. Even if he saw it, no one would take it seriously.

Vardy stood in front of the faucet and let the water flow pour on him. In a few seconds, the jersey in front of him was already wet.

Only then did someone see Vardy's actions and he was confused.

What does this mean? Why did you get soaked yourself?

What's up to you?

But at this moment, Vardy suddenly turned around and turned her back to the water flow. In less than a few seconds, Vardy's back was completely wet.

Wet body skill get!

Then, it's time to tempt!

Valdy actually didn't know how to tempt him. He couldn't twist and twist like the girls in nightclubs and then make a fascinating expression, right?

If this is done, it may not be called temptation or disaster, it is simply a stingy person.

After thinking about it, Vardy thought it was better to do whatever he wanted, integrity was important.

With his hands clenched his fists, one hand was raised to his ear, and the other hand was hanging down, pulling back and forth in the same direction. Valdy suddenly made a set of bathing and wiping his back in the center of the Light Stadium.

As he wiped, Vardy was completely immersed in the show, as if he was standing in the bathtub at home, twisting his butt from time to time, completely excited about taking a shower.

When the fans saw Vardy's sudden funnyness, they burst into laughter.

No wonder I had to wet myself just now. It turned out that I didn’t want to take a shower!

"Vardy may have regarded himself as an ordinary grass in the lawn, enjoying the nourishment of air and water. Looking at his expression of closing his eyes and enjoying it, I really want to spray some herbicide on him!"

"I think he may also need shampoo and shower gel, otherwise he will not be cleaned!"

"Not taking off your clothes is like taking a shower. You are not at all worried about acting. Take off your jerseys and pants quickly!"

"Whose automatic watering system is used in Guangming Stadium? Everyone should be careful in the future and don't buy such inferior products!"

......

Ferguson had a black look on his face. At this moment, he was really not at all worried about Vardy's funnyness.

If Vardy doesn't make any trouble for you in any game, then you have to worry about whether Vardy needs psychological counseling, which will make people even more worried...

After wiping his back, Vardy felt that this was not safe, so he simply followed the shampoo advertisements in the TV commercials and performed later.

In the commercial, sexy girls are often female celebrities, with their hair soaked in water, then they suddenly raised their heads and shook their wet hair behind them. In this process, they also have to stroke their hands through their faces, just like they want to caress the water on their faces, and finally reveal their delicate faces...

Of course, Vardy didn't have that hair, but the power of the puffy head was really great, and the focus was not on the hair, but on the charming expression on his face.

It is said that the temptation of a beauty when she goes out to bathe is the greatest. Vardy also took the initiative to go out to bathe.

With a shake of his head, he brushed his hands across his face, and he shook his head slightly during the process, feeling immersed in the beauty of taking a bath.

I have to admit that this scene is really...eye-smelling.

Countless fans were urged to smash the TV when they saw this scene. It was so disgusting and ugly!

In fact, Vardy himself couldn't stand it. If it weren't for the system task requirements, he would never have done such so-called tempting actions.

But what made Vardy happy was that his long-term subtle influence made him not lonely.

Seeing Valdy playing here, several good friends couldn't help but rushed over and joined the ranks of taking a shower, wiping their backs and washing their hair.

It was originally eye-catching, but now it can't be seen!

It is conceivable that a group of big men who snatch their feet in front of a faucet are as slutty as they are to show off their charm.

Benfica fans in the stands have forgotten to boo the Manchester United players. They are all so angry that they can just talk directly.

The referee had just negotiated with the staff and was preparing to prepare for a while to stop the water in the venue and start the game again. But as soon as he saw the Manchester United generals scratching their heads there, he immediately began to doubt his life.

Am I going to the wrong place?

Why do you feel like you are in the studio where you are shooting a shampoo advertisement?

And which brand is so untasteful and looking for such a group of stingy men to shoot advertisements isn’t this waiting for bankruptcy?

Finally, the eye-smelling scene ended after the automatic watering system of the Light Stadium returned to normal. Fans finally didn't have to worry about their eyes being more severely stimulated.

According to incomplete statistics, after this game, the sales of eye drops in major pharmacies broke the historical records, resulting in many pharmacies being sold out.

The pharmaceutical factory that received the news even felt that it seemed like a good choice to let Vardy be their spokesperson, and even advertisements were not needed. As long as he often did such eye-catching actions in the competition, it would be enough for them to have enough food.

Hearing the prompt sound in the system, Vardy knew that he had completed the task. Although he blushed a little at the action just now, his skin had been trained to a thick enough time and he didn't care much about his image!

Do you have an image?

If he had any, he wouldn't believe it himself!

The game was over, Manchester United defeated Benfica two goals away and won two consecutive Champions League group stages. The situation of qualifying without any suspense was even more amazing.

Ronaldo, who originally scored a goal, should be the focus of this game. After all, Ronaldo and Benfica, who debuted at Sporting Lisbon, have natural hostility. This can be seen from the attitude of Benfica fans towards Ronaldo. The booing and insulting against Ronaldo in the whole game have never stopped.

Ronaldo helped Manchester United start the first record in the game, using his performance on the court to make Benfica fans shut their mouths, bringing them the heaviest blow, which can be said to be a very good hype theme.

But because of Vardy's scrubbing, he was driven to an unknown corner, and there was no one interested him.

The automatic watering system of the Guangming Stadium gave Vardy a funny natural opportunity, and this guy did not disappoint everyone's expectations. He took a shower, wiped his back, washed his hair, and posed in one stroke, which was not wasted at all.

This bath was so pleasant!
Chapter completed!