During training, only a few of them can be scored if you complete a hundred times, which is already a very good goal rate.

But no one expected that he would succeed in the competition today, which was almost the same as the probability of winning the lottery.

It’s no wonder that Rooney is excited. Even if he scores like this, he probably wants to live two years less.

Vardy thought for a while and did not rush over to celebrate with Rooney, but walked to the referee.

"Sir, can you lend me a red card? I promise to just celebrate the goal with Rooney, just kidding!"

Vardy looked at the referee and said sincerely.

The referee was stunned and didn't understand what Valdi meant at the first time.

Borrow a red card?

In charge of referee borrowing a red card?

What are you going to make a fuss?

But Vardy said he was going to joke, so it might be really a joke. It’s impossible for this guy to just take the red card and shine at him!

Unless he is tired of living!

Your own red and yellow card symbolizes the majesty of the referee. How can you easily lend it to players to play?

If any other player comes to him for some reason to borrow a red card, he will definitely let him get out.

But the problem is that Vardy, who is standing in front of him now, is very entangled.

Vardy is not an ordinary player. This guy has a halo of funny things. Even if he doesn't want to be funny, there will still be a series of accidents around Vardy in every game, which has become a theorem in the world football world.

If he didn't lend the red card to Vardy, even if Vardy didn't hate him, the funny halo might not be able to let him go. If Vardy had any revenge on him, he might not be able to walk off the court alive.

Think about the referees who have had an unexpected accident under Vardy so far, and think about their miserable situation. If you reject Vardy, you will definitely follow in their footsteps.

So even if you are unwilling to do so, the referee cannot directly reject Vardy's request.

However, if I just handed the red card to Vardy in public, I would definitely be criticized after the game, and if I didn't do it well, the referee committee would punish me.

What should I do?

His brains were working very quickly, and the referee really thought of a good idea.

He took out the red card inadvertently, and deliberately seemed to not hold it. The red card fell to the ground. Just when Vardy was a little stunned, the referee winked and gave Valdy a wink.

Vardy understood instantly, it turned out that this is what it means!

He quickly possessed himself and picked up the red card. With the referee deliberately blocking him, Vardy ran all the way to Rooney, who had just finished celebrating the goal.

Under the gaze of all the fans, Vardy held up a red card and lit up at Rooney!

Rooney out!

"You are too strong, you must give you a red card, otherwise your opponent will not be able to play!"

Vardy said to Rooney seriously, but just finished speaking, he broke his skills in one second and bent down and laughed so hard that he couldn't bear to breathe.

To be honest, Rooney was a little confused when he saw Vardy giving him a red card.

What does this mean?

But after a second, he realized that it was Vardy joking with him.

This bastard is actually making such a joke.

So a boxing performance started on the court, with uppercuts and lower punches combined, and Vardy, who turned into a sandbag, almost died on the spot.

After finally having enough trouble, the referee also walked over and snatched the red card from Vardy in anger, and then took out the yellow card and lit it at Vardy.

Yellow card warning.

Vardy blinked and looked at the referee, full of doubts, isn't this the script?

Stop it, no wonder you want to throw the red card on the ground instead of giving it to me directly. It turns out that you are waiting for me here!

So terrible!

However, Vardy actually blamed the referee for wrongly. If Vardy stole the red card from the referee, then Vardy would definitely be sent off directly. If you pick up the red card dropped by the referee and play like now, then the yellow card warning is enough!

Vardy failed to understand the referee's painstaking efforts at all!

The fans in front of the TV were extremely happy, and this series of plots made them reluctant to even blink.

"Rooney's ultra-long-distance volleyball goal is definitely the best goal in European football this season, and I'm almost climaxing!"

"Tsk, that's what? If it weren't for throwing the ball directly into the goal, Vardy would have thrown the grenades into the goal by himself!"

"Isn't Rooney sent off with a red card by Vardy? Why are she still on the court?"

"Damn, this referee is really enough. He actually acted with Vardy. I clearly saw this guy squeezing his eyes at Vardy!"

"Vardy: Referee, didn't we agree? Why did you give me a yellow card?"

......

Although Ferguson was still shocked by Rooney's world shot just now, in a blink of an eye, Vardy almost made him have a heart attack relapse.

Damn, can't this guy calm down for a while?

This is another yellow card!

This guy has more cards than defenders!

After enough trouble, the game can start over, but at this time, everyone actually didn't have much intention of playing.

Only Vardy was a little upset. He was just doing tasks to make wedding dresses for others in this game, but he had not scored a goal yet. As a super shooter, how could he not score a goal in such a game!

So Vardy became the most active one among Manchester United. Even though his teammates didn't want to attack, Vardy used his actions to drive them forward continuously.

During this period when we could have slowly controlled the rhythm and saved our physical fitness, we were driven by Valdy to have a very fast pace, and the Manchester United players on the court were really troubled.

When Alan Smith saw that it was not possible, he might as well ask Vardy to score the goal, otherwise when will such a day end?

After getting the ball, Alan Smith suddenly dribbled the ball from the back midfielder, attracting double-team and hit the ball with a cross-legged strike to Vardy's feet.

Score the goal now!

I beg you!

Manager Vardy did not disappoint Alan Smith's expectations and shot through Fulham's goal with a blast!

After scoring the goal, Vardy was finally satisfied, but he had to thank Alan Smith who fed him the ball.

So Vardy rushed to the desperate Saburo in a few steps, jumped up, rushed to Alan Smith, and came with a bear hug.

Alan Smith has a cool personality that looks cool but actually is as weak as a woman in her heart. When he sees Valdy who is like a wolf, he unconsciously wants to hide.

Although he didn't dodge, the moment Vardy rushed forward, Alan Smith didn't hold on with force, and his body was carried forward by Vardy's weight.

The moment Vardy pounced on Alan Smith, he started to lean back with Alan Smith. Before he could react at the first time, he thought Alan Smith was playing with him.

But as the body gradually fell, the acceleration of gravity gradually increased, as if the wheel was round and smashed to the ground, Vardy felt that it was going to be a bad thing.

shield!

shield!

shield!

I want to use a shield!

......

Bang!

......

The moment his head hit the ground, Vardy felt as if countless chicks were surrounding his head and kept chirping!

who I am?

Where am I from?

Where am I going?

These profound philosophical questions once again lingered in Valdi's mind.

He was really confused!

A big bag on the back of my head arched out at a speed visible to the naked eye, as if there was a mushroom growing or a poisonous mushroom...

Alan Smith quickly let go of his hand and put Vardy's body on the ground. He knew he might have had trouble!

Wake up quickly!

Don't die!

I didn't mean it!

The fans in the stands started to have fun, but soon they found something was wrong because Vardy was already lying there and rolling his eyes!

Even if it’s the turf, it’s a lot to smash your head!

Vardy told everyone this truth with his personal experience!
To be continued...