Vardy began to tell his story.

"Once upon a time, there was a farmer who always threw chickens at home, so he set up a trap and caught a fox. However, the farmer thought the fox was pitiful, so he became kind-hearted and released the fox."

"From that day, every morning when the farmer wakes up, he will find a bowl of steaming white porridge on the table..."

"The farmer couldn't help but wonder, was it because the fox turned into a beauty to repay his kindness?"

"One day, before dawn, the farmer quietly got up and wanted to see how the white porridge came about. When he saw the truth, he was shocked!"

As soon as he said this, the interested teammates started shouting.

"It must be that the fox has become a big beauty. It's as beautiful as it should be, and then prepare to agree with her body!"

Valdy smiled secretly, full of meaning, and then told the ending of the story with the expectation of the team members.

"It turned out to be a fox, sitting on his desk, masturbating at the bowl."

As soon as Vardy finished speaking, all Manchester United players leaned over and retching together, their faces turned green!

Fight...fight...fight...fight?

Damn!

Originally, everyone listened attentively and thought it was a beautiful love story. Even if people and monsters were combined, they were still the love they wanted to pursue, which was happy and full of mythological meaning.

But I never expected that Vardy had such a big turn, which made them vomit!

Damn, the fox is actually a male!

Moreover, the day that man drank every day was actually a fox who made a plane to shoot!

Do you want to be so disgusting?

Manchester United players feel that they have never been so disgusting in their lives!

Dry retching is already good, and there are even a few people with poor mental tolerance that start to vomit!

Not to mention these players, even the nutritionists at Manchester United can't stand it. After all, he cooked the porridge.

Vardy looked at his teammates who were releasing one after another, and a sense of supreme accomplishment arose, but he knew that what he should do at this time was to leave quietly, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.

When will you not run away now?

But before Vardy ran out of the gate, he was held down by Ferdinand.

"Where are you going?" Ferdinand said to Valdi with a slight smile.

Vardy was stunned, "Why are you okay?"

Ferdinand did not vomit as much as he did with other Manchester United players. Although his face was a little blue, he was at least in good condition!

Well, it was definitely the last time when the women's clothing boss made Ferdinand's psychological endurance and resistance improve a lot.

Vardy's eyes rolled, and then said righteously: "I'm kind to tell everyone stories. Now I'm going to train, why are you holding me?"

But who will listen to his explanation at this time?

"Stop him down, I'm going to kill him!"

"Where did my knife go?"

"I must feed him what I spit out!"

......

The teammates vomited and shouted, "That attitude is really about to live to the death with Vardy!"

For Vardy, it was like living in the end of the world, with a large wave of zombies coming...

The ending is naturally very miserable, it is simply a tragedy on earth!

Vardy was pressed to the ground and rubbed by his teammates one after another. If it weren't for the influx of their stomachs, it would be that Vardy would have lost some parts on his body when he stood up.

During the afternoon training, the Manchester United players still looked ugly and stood on the training ground weakly, which made Ferguson puzzled.

Why do they all seem to be squeezed out?

Did they all run out to mess around with it after taking such a little time at noon?

But even if the young people can't control themselves and form a group to do bad things, a veteran player like Captain Gary Neville shouldn't be with them!

However, Ferguson, who had a keen observation, soon discovered the clue.

The other players' faces turned green, only Vardy's face was normal, but the face was rubbed all over the gray.

The answer is already very obvious, and the truth can be revealed without Conan.

It was definitely something Vardy did to make people angry and resentful, making his teammates extremely embarrassed, and then the players taught Valdy a lesson.

Yes, there is nothing wrong with it!

Thinking of this, Ferguson was so angry that he didn't call him.

The battle with Chelsea is coming soon, and Vardy is still doing something without knowing how to do it. It seems that the players are doing it as if they are doing it. Isn’t this delaying the matter?

Ferguson didn't give Vardy a good look and called Vardy out, preparing to scold her.

Vardy must not surrender, so he said innocently: "I swear I did not do anything bad. I kindly told everyone a story, but they treated me like this. I feel wronged and wronged!"

"What story you told is so powerful?" Ferguson asked with a serious face.

So Vardy then repeated the story.

"Stop talking, um...don't...don't..."

"Your uncle, stop...don't...don't..."

The teammates standing in a row heard Valdy say again, their faces even more ugly, their stomachs rolled up again, and several of them with poor psychological tolerance began to retching again.

But Ferguson didn't know the cause and effect. Although he thought the joke was not clean, it wouldn't have made the team members look like this.

He, the old man, can bear it, why can't these team members bear it?

C Luo saw Ferguson's doubts, suppressed his vomiting, and solved the answer for Ferguson: "When he was telling the story, we were drinking white porridge..."

Ferguson almost spit out old blood. Even though he had a strong psychological endurance, he was still sore and tender inside.

Damn!

You deserve to be beaten!

Why didn't you beat me to death?

Not to mention that the team members were drinking white porridge at the time, even if they just thought about it, they felt like they were about to vomit!

Needless to say, the next result was that Vardy was punished by Ferguson and went to the lap, screaming while running the lap.

I'm thinking about the team and I'm even punished. It's so unreasonable.

Of course, although Vardy's behavior made the players feel uncomfortable in their stomachs for several days, the atmosphere in the team was far beyond the previous one. The haze of the battle was wiped out. At least Vardy did not work in vain and was worthy of being punished.

The day before the battle, the team members finally recovered and entered the final state of war.

......

The top battle between Manchester United and Chelsea will undoubtedly attract the attention of the whole world. Although this peak duel is just a three-point match, it may affect the trend of the entire season.

The Red Devils remain strong and the Blues have been fusing. This game is likely to be the final tone of both sides throughout the season.

If Manchester United wins, then Manchester United's strength can continue to be maintained and complete the entire season in one go;

If the Blues complete the running-in between the lineup and the players, Mourinho's team may regain the power of last season and continue to dominate England.

The Red and Blue War has replaced the previous Double Red Society, and the showdown between the Red Devils and the Arsenal has become the main theme of the Premier League.

Of course, there are many highlights in this game, and even countless.

The first thing is whether Vardy can continue to maintain the reputation of "Chelsea Terminator". Every time Vardy encounters Chelsea, she will show her power, and there are even many masterpieces that have performed hat tricks.

This season, Vardy's goal ability is even more impressive and his goal method is more comprehensive. Can Cech stop Vardy's goal?

The current recognized saying is that when encountering Valdy, the opponent's goalkeeper's value will automatically drop by 1,500,000 pounds. A top goalkeeper like Cech who is worth nearly 3,000 pounds is only less than half of his net worth, and he becomes an ordinary goalkeeper;

The goalkeeper who is less than £1,500,000 will seem to not exist, it is just a decoration.

Drogba in the Blues' team's goal efficiency has improved this season. He is currently on the scorer list with Henry and Rooney. What's more important is his super dominance on the front line. Can the African Elephant King defeat Manchester United's defense line in this game?

In addition, can Shevchenko find the goal feeling she used to score in Serie A and bring essential improvements to the Blues?

These are the highlights of this game.

Of course, there is also the grudge between Vardy and Lampard. The two have had a frank holiday with each other on the court and tear each other apart on the court. There is only one pair in the world football world. So what kind of sparks can the two of them create in this game?

Also, Mourinho's pursuit of Valdi is not a day or two. He always believes that Valdi is the most suitable player for his tactics, but Abu brought him Shevchenko. If Vardy's performance far exceeds Shevchenko in this game, then I believe the crack between Mourinho and Abu will be infinitely magnified!

......

When facing Chelsea, Vardy is his favorite, because every time he faces Chelsea, he will be inexplicably excited and perform extremely well. I believe this time is no exception!

While the players were lined up to play, Vardy felt someone watching him.

Could it be Lampard?

This guy is not giving up and is planning to mess with himself on the court?

This is Old Trafford, is he so brave?

The puzzled Vardy turned around and found that it was not Ferdinand, but Shevchenko.

The meaning of the Ukrainian nuclear warhead's eyes is very complicated, which makes Vardy unable to figure it out.

What does it mean?

It feels like you have found a brother who has been separated for many years?

We are not related by blood!

Of course, Vardy didn't take it too seriously, even if Shevchenko was hostile to him, it didn't matter.

Perhaps the Ukrainian nuclear warhead was worthy of respect, and his achievements in Serie A were enough to be remembered by fans and recorded in history.

But Shevchenko, who came to the Premier League, is not the nuclear warhead with a huge deterrence. This is definitely the Waterloo of his career.
Chapter completed!