If you come out and play for a meeting, you will take the initiative to apply for the end of the game, or simply ask for a substitute, and wait until the game is played at the last moment of the game, and the game will end as soon as you run to the court?

It is obviously not in line with Vardy's purpose. The primary purpose is to play football, even in an incomplete state!

And without myself, if Manchester United really capsizes in Lille's gutter, it would be a shocking upset.

Therefore, Vardy can only ensure the cleanliness of the jersey during the game as much as possible, preferably like Brother Xiaosha later, his hairstyle will not change after a game.

During the warm-up, Vardy wanted to remind everyone that you must touch me casually in this game.

But when you think of people's curiosity, the more you don't let everyone touch you, the more you may come and rub you in different ways, so Vardy gave up this idea.

After the game started, Vardy did not harass Lille players in the midfield as usual, as if the opponent was a rare and it was not worth Vardy's doing this.

In fact, after Vardy obtained two major midfield defensive characteristics, he has always spared no effort in interception and participation in defense in midfield, which is very similar to Vardy in his previous life.

In his previous life, Vardy was often seen tirelessly sprinting and pressing in the frontcourt. Even if he was often distracted, he still refused. This is very important for Leicester City's counterattack tactics.

And now Vardy is the same. Perhaps in the entire Premier League, as a striker, he has the highest participation in defense, and he can even play a one-stop show in the midfield after intercepting the ball.

However, Vardy seems particularly lazy today. Even if the player Lille is in front of him, he just symbolically defends with his eyes, and is not willing to move.

Chinese fans have already started to complain. Do you think you are Linghu Chong, and you can see the weakness of Wudang's swordsmanship with your eyes, making the old man dare not even attack.

Not to mention teammates, even Ferguson was very surprised. Vardy had a period of menstruation?

The Lille player should have been very happy, but Vardy's strange behavior made them feel nervous.

Isn't this funny guy holding on to some big move, right?

Two minutes passed, but Vardy didn't move; five minutes passed, but Vardy didn't move; ten minutes passed, but Vardy moved for a while, but it was as slow as an old man and a woman walking with crutches...

Real-time technical statistics are found. If you know that Vardy runs less than 50 meters in ten minutes, it is estimated that the title of Brother Wanderer the next day will be above him.

However, as Manchester United gradually gained the advantage in the midfield competition, Vardy could no longer be so leisurely. He had to attack near the opponent's penalty area. Without any effort, Ferguson probably would have to replace him.

In fact, Vardy was very depressed. Why wasn't this game held in Old Trafford? If he played in Old Trafford, he could use another method to complete the task.

I remember that in my previous life, a team was playing at home, and a huge bathhouse was installed on the side of the field. Lucky fans could take a bath while watching the game. After the game, the players rushed into the bathhouse with laughter and fun, and they were having a lot of fun.

If I were in Old Trafford, I could have installed a bathtub on the sidelines. I would jump in immediately after the game. If I don’t take a shower, can I wash my clothes?

But this is Lille's home court, and these guys will never agree to do this. It would be nice if they didn't create obstacles for Manchester United!

Manchester United was besieging. Valdy thought about it, but still did not enter the opponent's penalty area. There, the players on both sides fought intensively, just like a homosexual bar. The passion between men and men was surging, and sparks of love burst out from time to time. I really couldn't bear it.

Vardy was not afraid that the opponent's black and hard center-back would attack him, but mainly because Vardy was afraid that these bastards would pull his clothes if they were fine.

If you pull it, you will be a bit of a piece of cake. Then, the Vardy mission will be defeated without the end of the game.

So Vardy simply turned into a fixed-point turret, snatched Scholes' position, and fired a fixed-point turret outside the penalty area arc, at least in this way, he didn't need to run frequently up and down.

Scholes' long shot was far inferior to Vardy's threat. After Vardy snatched his position, he had to ambush behind Rooney and turned into a shadow striker, picking up the second and third landing points.

20 minutes passed, and Valdy had a long shot from the middle, which was quite threatening. If Lille had not contributed his goalkeeper to the pounce, the city gate would have been absolutely unsafe.

But now everyone's eyes were extremely strange when they looked at Vardy, as if they were looking at some creature from the second dimension.

After playing for so long, Vardy had no sweat at all, only a slight sweat bead on her forehead, which probably consumed exercise as much as stretching her waist.

Are you really here for vacation today?

"Your jersey is not wet, are you going to go against the will of heaven?" Rooney walked over and asked Valdy, while raising his hand and patting it on Valdy's back.

Vardy had long been observing all directions, and what he was most afraid of was that these bastards came to hook up with him without any trouble. When he saw Rooney's movements, he jumped away and waved his hand at Rooney from afar.

"If you have something to say, don't touch me!" Vardy's refusal was just like rejecting a gay man for a phone number.

wrong!

Rooney's not-so-inspiring head suddenly flashed, and he felt that Vardy must have a secret today.

If you don’t run and don’t let yourself touch, is there something hidden in this guy?

Could it be that Valdy today is fake and is dressed up by someone else?

I often hear that a certain organization will use human bombs to conduct terrorist attacks. Could this guy who pretends to be Vardy be a human bomb?

Oh my God, that's so scary. Is this going to put Manchester United in a big way?

After the Munich air crash, Manchester United will suffer another devastating blow?

Rooney's divergent thinking has already made me shudder.

He quickly found Ronaldo and told him about his guesses, but he immediately got ridiculed by Ronaldo.

"You've watched too many disaster movies, right? This bastard Jamie must have hidden something in his jersey. He took it out and made a spoof when he was celebrating the goal. He just didn't want you to see it in advance!"

But speaking of this, Ronaldo and Rooney immediately became curious.

What action plan does Vardy have this time? He actually left them alone and was ready to do it alone?

No, you can't always let Vardy steal the spotlight by himself, they have to take action.

So after the two of them looked at each other, they decisively ran towards Vardy, preparing to open Vardy's clothes to see what was hidden inside, and satisfy their curiosity.

If they are really creative, they can definitely celebrate together after scoring the goal!

Vardy saw the two of them running towards him with malicious intentions. Although he didn't know what they were going to see, he knew that they were definitely not kind-hearted.

Run, if you don’t run away at this time, it will fall into their hands. Maybe what they want to do to themselves.

So a very funny scene appeared on the court. The game was obviously in progress, but Manchester United Trident began to chase and began to fight each other every day without anyone else.

This is a rhythm that doesn't take Lille seriously at all!

Ferguson was almost furious on the sidelines. It would be fine if these three bastards were making trouble on the training ground. This is a big game. If it is a knockout match for the Champions League round of 16, can't you be more serious?

It seems that when you go back, you must educate them with a strict love!

"Give up, you can't catch up with me." Vardy's flexibility is really not comparable to Rooney and Ronaldo. Even if he doesn't compete for speed, the flexible change of direction alone makes the two of them have to give up in despair.

"What is hidden in your jersey? Come and take it out and let us see!" Rooney and Ronaldo said unwillingly.

Although I don’t know why the two bastards asked this, in order to dispel their curiosity, Vardy decisively lifted the jersey and showed them both front and back.

This time, both of them were stunned. After spending a long time, they were actually a big mistake. It was so embarrassing!

However, the others were even more embarrassed. The game was still going on, so you just played like this. Is it really good?

The players on Lille were almost furious, and this was simply not taking them seriously!

No, even if you try your best, you must remember that we are by no means anyone can underestimate us.

In a few blinks, the small universe seemed to have erupted behind the players Lille, and everyone's fighting spirit seemed to be able to break through the sky. When all the wills gather together, it was Manchester United's death.

To be fair, Lille is like the protagonist of a blockbuster movie at this time. After being despised, he suddenly explodes, crushing all enemies who dare to appear in front of him. Manchester United is a standard villain, and all appearances of strong strength are used to give away heads.

Unfortunately, Green Field is never a movie, so the plot of the movie will not appear here, and everything still has to be spoken by strength.

After Vardy got the ball in the middle, he posed for the shooting position as before. Because Vardy had not run at all before, several players of Lille flew up without any worries to block Vardy's shot.

But what was unexpected was that Vardy easily pushed the ball forward and suddenly dribbled the ball into the penalty area. When everyone was caught off guard, he suddenly shot.

The ball hit Lill's goal like a cannonball. The speed of the ball made Lille's goalkeeper not even react. Perhaps his brain had issued a save order, but the goal had already appeared before the order was passed to various neural units in the body.

Vardy smiled and said, "Silly, I want to run as little as possible, but I don't run at all. Do you really think my game is just a telephone pole?"

The goal was so easy and unreasonable. The most important thing was that it was unsolvable, which broke the Lille players' small universe in an instant.

But just when Vardy should have been very excited, his teammates who were rushing towards him made Vardy's face turn green!
Chapter completed!